Have a negroni. Have two.
>>219759000>Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
>>219759069>Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways.>Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself.Wholesome slop. Whoever wrote this wasn't even trying to sound like Bourdain
is that famous child molester anthony bourdain
>>219759107No it's Jeffery Epstein
Imagine killing yourself over a woman
>>219759000Quit breaking my balls
>>219759100>It's like the heckin wholesome chapo Disco Elysium volition voice is talking to meSuck a fat one you FAGGOT
can someone check in on anthony for me? haven't heard from him in a while. I would but I had too many negronis
Lose a testicle. Lose two.
>>219759000Watch your mouth white boy
>At other points during the therapy session Bourdain describes himself as feeling “like a freak”, “very isolated”, characterizes his grueling, peripatetic lifestyle as “crushing lonely”, and recounts how easily something as insignificant as a bad hamburger at an airport can send him “into a spiral of depression that can last for days.” Toward the end of the session, when the therapist returns to her opening question “what brought you here? “, he responds “I'd like to be happy. I'd like to be happier. I should be happy ... I'd like to be able to look out the window and say, 'Yeah, life is good.' When the therapist asks “... and you don't ?,” he answers with a simple, reflexive “No”. He also confides to the therapist that he attributes his problems to a narcissistic personality disorder. And when the therapist asks how long he has had this trait, he says “I think always. So nothing to be done."
>>219759000>Waxes poetic about 3rd world gutter slop>Kills himself after his whore wife fucked a teenager>Leaves his daughter without a fatherGreat guy
>>219760506>describes himself as feeling “like a freak”, “very isolated”, characterizes his grueling, peripatetic lifestyle as “crushing lonely”sounds like someone else I know...
>>219759950Even more so, over fucking Asia Argento lmao
I'm just saying, I've never seen Guy Fieri, Anthony Bourdain, and the Insane Clown Posse in the same room together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eywfZh1n8ZE&t=165sWhat the fuck was his problem?
>>219759069Based
Aging cosmopolitan libtard men be like "I hope this degenerate fucking whore is a net benefit to my life"
>>219759000What the Fuck is a Negroni? That sounds like some made up Bullshit.
>>219759000Is it true he killed himself because it was going to be revealed that he paid off his wife's rape victim?
>>219759000No, thanks. I'm not too fond of negroes. Not even the Italian ones.
>>219759107it's either Jeeff or Bigger Jeff
>>219760678the original painting is a cognitohazard. You WILL have a terrible nightmare if you look at it
>>219759000>girlfriend cheats on you? end it all
fuck that pretentious faggot lmao
>>219761206She never actually said that.
>>219760506He’s the sort of person who should have been taking psilocybin until either the depression broke or he fried his brain and then he could have killed himself afterwards anyway, but I think he’s one of the cases where it would have helped him.
pay off your gf's underaged sex accuserkill yourself after she keeps fucking other guys and tells you to get bentGuy Fiere fucking won btw
>>219759000The memes are nice and all, but this man was a genuine monster, he did unsinkable things on that island.
>>219759950he actually got killed because he was making a documentary about the chinese Triad gang while in China making it at the same time he died
>>219759000you're not allowed to own those anymore white people got all butthurt about it
>>219759069>Eat ass at a local gay bar tonight. Get creamed in. Have cold AIDS shakes in the batroom stall at 4am. Put your dick places it's never been. Take advice from your local drag queen who may have nothing in common with you. Become vegan. Eat AIDS ass. Take Negro AIDS cock in your bussy. Take two. Keep your ass always open in a world you are too low IQ to understand, then die from AIDS.
>Rape a local teenager tonight. Give her your cream sauce. Have a massage by a 4 year old on a mostly empty island. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Blackmail someone you think you may have nothing to gain from. Order the baby rare. Eat her oyster. Have an underage negro. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the pedophile next to you, but rape a child with them anyways. Rape slowly. Tip your minor. Check in on your extortion victims. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the plane ride
He was a pretentious faggot but Kitchen Confidential and No Reservations were pretty good. CNN made Parts Unknown way too preachy.
>>219761531>pay her a grand>pay her two
>>219759069>Go home after working overtime tonight. Throw a frozen burrito in the microwave. Have a cold pint at 9 o'clock in a mostly empty studio apartment. Do the exact same thing you've been doing. Listen to a friend simulator podcast on youtube. Order more laundry detergent on Amazon. Have a wank. Have two. Be open to a world where you may be a part of the permanent underclass, but cope with it anyways. Edge slowly. Tip your Door Dasher. Check your empty text messages. Check in on your oneitis' Instagram. Enjoy the ride.
Did you guys know that negronis are actually a real thing and not a slur towards the blacks
It's almost like there's more to life than casually enjoying its sense pleasures and superficialities and pseudo profundity of visiting third world bodegas and street carts. That life is a serious business and not just about casually enjoying and frittering it away with a negroni and some shallow philosophy.
>>219762141I hope whatever god you worship gets raped by the god from whichever religion you hate the most
He was a hateful anti-White shitbag racist
>>219762339How's that working out for you
>>219761287>I’m depressed, what chemical should I use to help?>alcohol>no that won’t help, smoke pot instead>no that won’t help, take benzos instead >no that won’t help, take ssri’s instead>no that won’t help, take psychedelics instead
>>219762339sanest leftist
>>219759069Hit up that dive bar with the flickering neon sign tonight. Get the biscuits and gravy, the kind that sits in your stomach like a warm brick. Grab a tallboy of PBR at 3:00 PM while the only other guy there is arguing with the muted news on the TV. Make it two and get one for the wheel. Go to that part of town your cousin warned you about where all the blacks live and cops wont go near. Listen to the guy in the stained trucker hat explain his theory on why they stopped making real lawnmowers. Order the double cheeseburger so greasy the bag turns clear. Eat a pickled egg off the counter. Have a whiskey ginger. Have three.Be open to a world where you might think the person next to you is a total faggot liberal, but clink glasses with them anyway. Don’t rush the meal because it is the only break you are getting. Tip in gift cards with 1 - 2 dollars left on the balance. Text your buddies to make sure they aren't being jews. Take a breath and make sure you aren't either. It is a circus, but it is the only show in town and you got on your best clown suit.Who is the person in your life who always picks the absolute worst or somehow best hole in the wall spots then clogs the toilet before sneaking off without paying the tab?
>>219760555NY trust fund heroin douchebags be like that
>>219759000meanwhile his gf>have a niggeroni>have two>at the same timeand he killed himself
>>219759000why epstein always talkin about smol negroes
>>219759000Women in their early 20s be like
>>219765369based and goypilled
>>219761531I like how a guy fucking teen girls somehow turned into conspiracy theories about baby-eating and politician blackmail.
>>219766489Jealousy is ugly
>have a whisky sour>have eight
>>219762141>pseudo profunditymuch like this post
>anon, glad you could make it brother>the boys are running a little late for movie night, but no need to worry, I got us sorted>pop a squat and grab yourself a brewski or two and I'll chuck on that latest Dave Matthews while we wait>we'll get the za when the lads arrive and pick out a flick
>>219760475Urethra update?
We need a new meme and stat, this shit is getting stale
bunch of munford and sons motherfuckers in this thread
>>219759000
>>219759069Trainspotting vibes.
>>219760678Psalm 34:18-22 KJVThe LORD is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart; And saveth such as be of a contrite spirit. Many are the afflictions of the righteous: But the LORD delivereth him out of them all. He keepeth all his bones: Not one of them is broken. Evil shall slay the wicked: And they that hate the righteous shall be desolate. The LORD redeemeth the soul of his servants: And none of them that trust in him shall be desolate.
Based Tony.
I am NOT going to have a fucking Negroni
>>219767637But they're delicious
>>219759000>>219759069He never said any of that btw
>>219761006No it was because she cheated on him afterwards
>negroniI think you call them "african-italians" these days
>>219768028I choose to believe that he did.
>>219768273Stunning and brave, anon
>>219768295Have a negroni with me.
>>219762647>dude, all drugs are the just chemicals and therefore they are all the same
Only chemical that will cure your depression is serotonin released during contact with another human being.
>>219762141>That life is a serious business
The suicide awareness groups will rush out blathering about depression is real without ever addressing how empty this asshole’s material-laden existence was. Normies and other cowards will be flummoxed someone so well off could want to die. But Bourdain was the ultimate rootless sophisticate, the transnational urbanite living a life of glitzy smarm, hollow virtue signaling, and anti-white contempt. All of the happy slobs he derided are alive and well, those lesser Food Network show hosts content to sample Ruralite Cuisine in the backwaters of White America rather than on the other side of the planet. Bourdain’s telescopic gastronomy was a crisscross of Third Worldist metapolitics, the gnostic materialism of a Late Empire, and the Jewish Gaze; a recipe for the dissolution of the atomized economic unit into a well fed, vice-ridden animal. The most antisemetic thing I can say is that I’m not at all surprised Bourdain offed himself. I’m only surprised more of them don’t follow suit the first time a plastic surgeon tells them no.
>>219768273Sorry faggot, it's a quote from some nobody.Not only that, but in Kitchen Confidential Bourdain explicitly says not to order cream sauces.
>>219768256Campari is good with orange juice, it's popular in Argentina. But Negroni's 2nd ingredient is gin. Fucking disgusting
https://www.bensixsmith.com/p/an-anthony-bourdain-mystery>Quotes are funny things, can you ever have 100% assertion that any quote was directly from one person ? Maybe if you have video or audio but with AI now thats not even possible. What we are left with is the character of the quote. I knew Tony, I hung out with him on a few occasions before he made it big as Anthony Bourdain and I can assure he said something similar to me on many occasions. Maybe not that direct quote but damn near close to the fundamental ideas behind it. It was at the core of his sensibilities and love for culture, food, and life. So yea it’s totally sounds like the Tony I knew.It's a gay quote from a faggot that hung out with "Tony" "on a few occasions"
>>219759069>Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you, except if he is a straight White male with conservative values.
>>219767590>NOOOOOOO IF YOU DO NOT EAT SUSHI HOW I LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING EXECUTED NOOOOOOOHe was such a fucking faggot then he flips the other way saying people who take their coffee seriously are basedfaggots >>219766887
>>219760506sounds exactly like me. its over
>>219759000Have a suicide.H-......
>>219760506sounds like he had ibs and a whore girlfriend who broke his heart on top of thatjust like me
>>219760506in the end he really was a real human bean, all jokes aside...
>>219760555Have a father, have two
>>219761531kek
>>219766866Shitpost on an imageboard tonight. Look at the old memes. Have a good chuckle at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty thread. Visit a board you’ve never been to. Read the post of someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Make glowies seethe. Solve a captcha. Call anon negroni. Post (you). Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person posting next to you, but have a meme with them anyways. Browse slowly. Double the janitor's salary. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride; you're here forever.
Two Negroni Tony
>>219769710Give Tony two negronis and he turns into a jabroni.
>>219761597top kek
>>219761172meds and >>>/x/
>>219759950Did they also write the messages?
>>219759069...go home and get your pho box
>kill yourself,kill yourself twice >hang yourself in a mostly empty hotel
>>219760907>>219761199BPD art hoes will fuck you up, no joke.
>>219770961wasnt he a smart fella not to fall into this trap?
>>219762141Based.Colossians 2:8 KJVBeware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.
>>219767590>and we became friends Fucking X right there
yikes
Anthony Bourdain
>>219766717>>219768533Old food network (which included Bourdain at one point) was kino thoughModern food network is fucking miserable to watch
>>219761378me play joke
>>219761924Yes, but just like blacks, they're fucking disgusting.
>>219759950Fornication is no joke. The Word of God does not say to flee from it for no reason.
>>219771957I'm literally running at you with my trousers down.
>>219766489I don't think it was just teen girls, or was it? Either way, something pretty bad went on there. One of the girls killed herself a few years ago and it is said she struggled with her experiences on that island, so I'd say that's probably saying something. If it was all consensual and everything then that's one thing and society will freak out over sick fucks who put their penor in 17 year, 364 day olds anyways, but it doesn't seem like it was consensual.
>>219771936No, you're just a nigger.
>>219759950He killed himself because he left his loyal wife of twenty years whom he knew since high school so he could travel the world to find himself and get cucked by his new girlfriend.
>>219772060>he left his loyal wife of twenty years whom he knew since high school so he could travel the world to find himself and get cucked by his new girlfriend.he did what women do
>>219767590Beyond baased>>219766887Cringe coffee delegitamizer. In a perfect world it would be legal and socially condoned to karate chop the heads off of those who do not respect the art of coffee making and enjoying.
>>219771957I agree, you specifically should flee from fornication
>>219768533I'm gonna put my atomized economic unit in your mom
>>219772060nah he was snuffed
>>219759000Have a beer. Have another beer. Pay 24 dollars. Wrinkle a drinking straw wrapper with your fingers. Don't talk to anyone at the bar. Go to the Golf game. Don't actually play the game. Walk outside. Say hi to a woman. See her roll your eyes at you. Get incredibly depressed. Go home and get on 4chan. Call someone a nigger.
>>219762141> it’s almost likeThey’re calling it the most Reddit phrase of the decade
>>219772060His ex wife was more saddened by his death than his gf.
>>219772216Oh please. He talked about hanging himself in his hotel room literally dozens of times over the years until he finally did it
