We're going back to Middle Earth broshttps://x.com/i/status/2044207974361510165
Not watching your masters' latest slop, shillbro.
>>219760232No.
every other character will be played by a nigger
>>219760232the hunt for more money
>>219760433Peeta will be making up for his horrible past sins of No-Nigger Zoning
>>219760232Can't fuckin wait desufam
>>219763335Retard
>>219760232Not interested in this fan fiction desu.
>>219760232The Hunt for Gollum for Aragorn BDSM Sex
>>219760232found himthey dont have to waste the money
>>219760232If they wanted to make a new trilogy of lord of the rings i wish it had a more interesting idea.
>>219763335I don't believe you, I think you are lying about having any interest in watching this
>>219760232>lee pace as thranduilhuh, neat consistency. although it points to a bunch of made up shit since i can't imagine they'd just do a cameo at the end.for those who don't know, the hunt for gollum should end with gollum being jailed by the mirkwood elves
nothing gets you fags excited anymore
>>219763760I‘d be excited about a new, high budget fantasy movie without third worlders.
>>219763760>WHAT?!? YOU AREN'T EXCITED FOR THE 15TH MIDDLE EARTH LORD OF THE RINGS SLOPAGE?!?Give me new things and IPs.
>>219763760>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE EXCITED FOR MORE HACKSON SLOP!! YOU'RE PENETRATING MY DELUSIONAL HAPPY BUBBLE!!
Test
>>219760232what happened to gandalf the gay crying about greenscreens a decade ago?decided it was worth a new house?
Why are they pushing gollum so much? There was that dogshit video game earlier too. Nobody wants to see this ugly half-naked, half-dead CGI abomination and the studios treat him like Indiana Jones
>>219764934they realized they fucked up with the birthrates, so they have to grant status to chuds somehow
>>219764934Gollum was always the most iconic part of the LOTR movies.
>>219763760The only positive threads I see on here are for shit like Game of Thrones and The Boys
>>219760232>We are going to make an entire movie based on 3 pages from the book where you know what the ending already is
>>219765005And this is only the FIRST of such movies!
>>219765023
Nigger Earf
>>219763760Fuck you, fuck off.
>>219760232Test
>>219763760it's justified apathy
Gollum was cool back before you had 4-6 of them on every streetcorner huddled in a group huffing jenkem and begging for money. Now Smeagol is here and it sucks
>>219760232at least stag elf lord thranduil reprised his role, hopefully some more combat
>>219763712that means..... leg o fuckin las
Wowzers a movie that nobody asked for!
>>219764934Gollum works when he has normal characters to play off of so like that games was just stupid and pointless. Maybe this one might work better, but if it's like "We need to find Gollum!" and you see extended periods of him fucking around alone then it won't be good because he's just boring by himself. Nobody wants to watch extended scenes of a retarded baby-like creature doing nothing.
>>219764934He's the only fuckable character in the whole series
>>219760232shouldn't Marigold be… idk less elderly?
>>219760232>halvarda dunedain i would guess, since it sort of sounds like halbarad.>halvaguely "of high position", physically or socially.>vardclosest thing seems to be vard which is a verb "to rule"
>>219760232Just ignore everything past the OG trilogy. This will 100% suck ass
>Lee Pace returning as Thranduiloh shit i might actually need to watch it
Didn't McKellen hamstring Pace's career by "accidentally" outing him as gay during an interview?
>>219763760I know you're just an indian shill but the unfortunate reality is that this is Hollywood's own doing. They had a very good thing going ~1992-2014 and just shat it all away to try to appeal to China and a bunch of whiny online faggots who were never going to spend daddy's money on LEGACY SEQUEL 12: THE GAY WARS, and for some reason every faucet of the industy took it out on their core fanbase. So now we're left in this weird state of pop culture where nothing any of the big companies do will ever be exciting. The most exciting thing that's happened this decade is Iron Lung and no I will not try to explain why to someone as brown as you
>>219767607Yeah I liked him as Thranduil too>>219767834kek he did?
>Aragorn recastDurrr
>>219760232>WeWho the fuck is this "we"? I didn't even watch past the first part of the Hobbit, will avoid this like the plague
>>219760232>Jamie Dornan as Viggo Mortensen
>>219764934Gollum was very popular and really got the CGI shit rolling.
Andy Serkis is a shit director and he’s a piece of shit for trying to milk money off of Tolkien’s legacy like this.
