>Slanted.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-SCOPE>Slanted.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-SCOPE>Slanted.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-SCOPE>Slanted.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-SCOPE>Slanted.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-SCOPEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRYAuKuzmn0>Joan Huang idolizes the popular girls and dreams of being prom queen, but fears the only way to win is to look like all the past queens whose portraits line her high school halls. Enter Ethnos: a mysterious cosmetic surgery clinic that makes people of color appear white. Joan undergoes the procedure and wakes up a beautiful blonde destined for the crown, but at what cost? Blending sharp satire, sci-fi, and body horror, and starring Shirley Chen (Dìdi), Mckenna Grace (Regretting You), and Maitreyi Ramakrishnan (Never Have I Ever), Slanted proves that identity is never only skin-deep.MCKENNA GRACE PLAYS THE WHITE VERSION!ONCE YOU'RE DONE GOONING TO ELLE'S NEW ONLYFANS SHOW, YOU CAN WATCH THIS AND LAUGH!
>McKenna GraceFucking bitch, I don't like her.
That sounds a little bit like this movie which was decent and worth a watch for all you horror fanatics out there.
>>219762974>suggests a film nobody is going to watch in a thread about a film nobody is gonna watchngmi
>>219763010I realised the futility of the deed but chose to consummate it nonetheless. In this moment, I am euphoric.
What is with all this white supremacy incel garbage?go back to pol
>>219763047are u Asian perchance?
>>219763087No, I am white perforce. But I respect my Asian brethren perchance.
>>219763058go away homo
I prefer the classicshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RNG_tTXXcg
>>219763058This is like a thing
>>219762811>Joan undergoes the procedure and wakes up a beautiful blonde destined for the crown, but at what cost?None. It's not like she's abandoning her Chinese culture or anything. She's as much Chinese as I am Irish, which is none, because I'm an American, and so is she. It's called assimilation, dumb cunt.
>>219762811>>Slanted.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-SCOPEwhere do i type this?
>>219763934limewire
speak a little chinese for them mckenna
>>219763058Fuck off back to Redd.it cunt
>needs to convince her parents who she is after the race swap>doesn't speak chinese at lengthlol
>>219764606I saw a clip, she sings in chinese
>>219762811Director/Writer: Amy Wang Boo boo it's so hard being an Asian woman. Please clap for my self insert.
based on a true story
Jesus Christ, that website update really unleashed the bots, huh
>>219764706Don't laugh, anon - it must be exhausting being inferior.
>>219762811I watched some of this and it was awful self-pitying crap.
>>219764808No
>>219763934Your FB status field
>>219764728
>>219762811Do the kids at school tell her that her lunch smells bad? Does she get a white boyfriend at the end?
I'm shocked this movie could be made in our modern social paradigm.
>>219767458Lol there's a scene where she opens her lunch and all the kids leave the table.
do we see Mckenna's butthole in the film?
>>219762811
>>219762811if she was going to get that much plastic surgery why not choose to be better looking?
>>219762811>male chinese highschooler becomes a girlyasssssssss :))>FEmale chinese highschooler becomes a girl?? WEAK!!! reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit's incredible how they fucked up this delicious premise
This movie also promotes the false narrative of non-whites being passed over for promotion when really it's the exact opposite.
wouldn't twitter consider this racist?
>>219768380Because any White girl is 1000x better looking than a Chinese girl.
>white girls x the substancefirst it's a decade-old satire, the second is an unhinged meta-satire(i'm surprised they didn't quote Get Out too)since it's clearly an exploitation-tier b-movie using veeeery old tropes, and advertising the movies they copy, i don't see the harm: the possible issue is that'll be too tame and not ludicrous enough
>>219764728fucking koreans. every time. just nuke them
>>219762811>that makes people of color appear white.The courts and colleges already ruled that asians aren't bipocs.
Tired of burger racebait shit
>>219768005>Lol there's a scene where she opens her lunch and all the kids leave the table.No fucking way. I dont believe you.
>>219762811Couldn't she just identify as white and therefore become white?
>>219768130asking the real questions here
>>219768731It's true.
>>219763058How's the diaspora, upper middle class collage educated 23 to 36 year old asian female that earns enough money to comfortably live in San Francisco and/or L.A.?
>>219768731Why would the writers NOT include that stock scene?
>>219762811Why are Asian American actresses usually so ugly? Do they purposely avoid casting the attractive ones
>>219762811>body horror so she wanted to be a blonde beauty queen and that's what happened and it's somehow a nightmare
>>219771265>this shit againYou know that's what most asians look like right?
>>219771265>this retarded line againYou know that's what most asian women look like right?
>>21977126599.9% of asian women look like flat faced slant eyed abominations
>>219771445>>219771470Man fuck this stupid buggy site.
>>219771317>AHHHH, MY TITS ARE BIGGER AND I SEE IN IMAX NOW I'M GOING INSANE HELP ME SIMU LU
>>219771560>AND I SEE IN IMAX NOWheh
more asian grievances, ressentiment, latent asian supremacism, and imagined oppression, where the main character is the director/writers self insert YAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWN crazy rich asians kpoop demon hunters minari...they keep making different genre iterations of the same film, with paper thin plots that resemble a boby lee margaret cho bit from the 90s
>>219771495>asian women look like flat faced slant eyed sex goddesses Fixed it for you
>>219771706It's funny how bugchasers get so emotional about defending them. Just accept your fetish isn't shared by everyone.
>>219771265most asians are uglyt. asian
>>219763058>What is with all this white supremacy incel garbage?you mean reality itself?
>>219771768this and you shouldn't shill them anyway so you can keep more for yourself and keep them humblealways bash asian women online
>>219771768 Who's emotional? The way you write makes it clear that you're trying to control reality.>bugs>fetish This is nothing but you living in fantasy land because you can't take reality.I really don't give a shit what you do. I know people like you are mentally retarded, and honestly it's pretty funny to me. People who like Asians are generally more intelligent. That's a fact backed by studies.
>>219762811Saw it for MMM few weeks back. Im not sure if it was meant to be a comedy but there was a lot of laughs in the theaterWould've been better if it was about weird Chinese beauty trends which there are tons of Hated it because there is smoking in it>>219763058Fuck off fag
>>219762811>TO BECOME ACCEPTED IN AMERICAYou can't blame this one on the saltines. You Asians have always had a weird thing about looks and self-hate. Some of the most racist Asian shit you will ever see comes out of Asia itself.
>>219771913>There are studies that show that people that like Asians are smarterMay we see one of "studies"?
>>219762811Asians as a collective ethnic group need to go see a psychiatrist
>>219762811There's something especially shitty about rich, privileged Asians pretending they're oppressed by White people. They don't have the excuse that Blacks or Hispanics have, they're just outright lying.
>>219768224>Get out of our house you crazy white bitch!!
>>219763934Napster
>>219773341There’s an Asian guy in our friend group who brings up White people, especially White men, and whatever grievance he has towards them that day unprompted more often than not. I never see White guys bringing up Asian dudes and the grievances they have for them unprompted. It’s strange sometimes
>>219771265ewww
>>219773849typical
>>219762811>>219773423Agreed. It is funny though that pretty much the pinnacle of their beauty standards is a white person which is a completely different ethnic group that they can only emulate. Must be pretty mind breaking.I'm a wop but my brother is super white looking - like blonde hair, blue eyes, super pale. When we went on vacation together throughout Asia the amount of worship he received was pretty crazy. We joked about it a lot but I can see how that can incite envy and racial hate from all the Kevin and Vivian Nguyens who have to be around that 24/7. It's just very grim very very grim.
>>219762904They all wanna be Kenny
>>219767458Fuck off Josh
>>219762811I saw this. This pretty good.
>>219778033I wanna impregnate the Kenny cunny
>>219778816right one looks cooler so she shouldn't complain
>>219778033I wish I had hair like that
>>219779321hmm
>>219768005>Lol there's a scene where she opens her lunch and all the kids leave the tableAmazing what qualifies as racism now. It's like black women complaining about people touching their hair. An entirely invented problem. Sure, it might happen on occasion, but it's entirely harmless and motivated by curiosity, not malice, but because they've been told it's rayciss, they'll pretend to be offended and milk it for victim points. Wokeflation - As the supply of actual racism declines, those who've invested in its perpetuity, must invent and deliver a new, increasingly diluted supply to meet the demand with things like microaggressions, which remove intent from the equation.
I saw an Asian country singer on IG yesterday. Apparently, he's quite popular. He's as Murican as I am and probably cooler than whoever this chick is.Somehow, assimilation has become a bad word.
>>219779321>I wish I had hair like thatlol troon
>>219773849>There’s an Asian guy in our friend group who brings up White people, especially White menIs your friend named, Simu or Josh?
>>219773423>They don't have the excuse that Blacks or Hispanics haveThey don't have an excuse either. Currently, a mex or darkie has just as many possibilities as an equally wealthy whitey, more if they're wealthier, especially in America.
>>219773423>There's something especially shitty about rich, privileged Asians pretending they're oppressed by White peopleThe temptations of CRT and intersectionality derived victimhood are simply too convenient and incentivized for them not to be utilized.
>>219780234>Somehow, assimilation has become a bad word.It's literally banned in Canada and some other countries.
>>219773423Especially Asian women. At least Asian guys have the incel angle of being though of as weak or not masculine. Asian women are seen as the attractive and smart and face zero discrimination in any way.
>>219780857>Asian women are seen as the attractivelol
>>219780902I started to write "the most attractive" but changed it because I wasn't sure if white or asian women were rated higher these days
>going from a 5/10 to a 9/10 improves a girl's life qualityfuck, that's deep
>>219778816You see this behavior a lot with nons: they do not want to be recognized. If you're white, they demand you see them as white. The greatest crime to this slant is noticing her nonwhite features.
>>219767382this can get you killed in america
>>219780994>5/10more like 4/10
>>219773849Asians are some of the most anti-white people in the West. Just go on any young Asian person's xitter profile and look up the word "white."
>>219782484
>>219782495
>>219762811Trash film, it doesn't have enough body horror to be horror, not enough socialite gossiping to be social commentary on highschool girls, and not enough chinese vs white tensions to be about racial animosity in modern America. Once again, it's just a colored woman venting her grievances about immigration by blaming whites.
