Post horror media that's ACTUALLY scary
>>219775429youre mother at 3 am
i gotchu
>>219775429I get the mouth, but why the nose?
>>219775429>>219775429Idk, but definitely not this cringe ass PSA stretched into a full length flick. Occasionally it's comically bad.
>>219775746sex
>>219775429Dude I've tried watching a number of famous and fairly recent horror movies and almost none of them are scary unless it's well done aliens or haunting. The Fourth Kind, Dark Skies, for alien moviesParanormal Activity series for hauntings. And Insidious...and Sinister. There you go, that's like all the scary movies. You know what wasn't scary at all that I saw recently? The Descent. That movie was not scary at all.
>>219775429There isn't any. A normal adult will never be scared by passively watching some silly scenes on the screen. Certainly not if you've been exposed to tons of similar movies and don't make any attempt to immerse yourself. You want scary, you're going to need to play a horror game, with no lights on, headphones, and the sound up.
>>219775694zamn
>>219775773I really don't get this film because all the behind the scenes seem really fucking sincere that this was a PSA. The director especially seems really sincere about the point of it. And yet it very quickly descend into the writer's barely disguised fetish.
That's just basic BDSM gear you can find at any sex shop
>>219775948VR (actually called mixed reality in this case) is the next step for horrorhttps://youtu.be/8KWgQ6STdh8?t=70
>>219775694Horror with a happy ending.
>>219775694Into the foid
>>219775429there’s a lot of genuinely scary movies out there but keep in mind that “scary horror movie” does not actually translate to “good horror movie”some of the scariest movies out there are actually extremely mid in every other aspect aside from how effective they are at being scary Some examples are Shelby Oaks and Undertone.
>>219776143lol
>>219775429muffin time!
>>219776143lmao
>>219775429>Post horror media that's ACTUALLY scaryIf we are talking media in general, the aggrotech aesthetic and the musical genre itself can be somewhat scary. Here's just a random schizo who uploaded a music video with the keyword in the description:https://youtu.be/acUJq1WAO1E
>>219776178that makes no sense. You watch an horror film to get scared, no? if it succeeds then it is a good horror movie
>>219775429https://www.ubuweb.com/film/price_l_broth.html
>>219775773Wasn't this just disguised fetish content?
>>219776178>Shelby Oaks>scaryHow fucking old are you kek
>>219775694I want a sitcom about living with this entity
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>>219775429BDSM isn't that scary, its just mostly gross
>>219775971So this is the Surviving Edged Weapons of kidnapping PSAs?
>>219775694>POV: You vs the amount of interviews you must complete with HR.
>>219775694LOVE WHEN MY FUCKING POST DOESN'T GO THROUGHTHANK YOU, WORTHLESS FUCKING JANNIES
>>219775429The jump scare in Jacob’s Ladder always scares me
>>219775935Good list. I recently saw Dark Skies and it was surprisingly decent.
>>219776035where did this happen, anyway?
SinisterThe fourth kindMothman prophecies
basically, humans feel fear when they are in danger. since you're not in actual danger while watching a movie, the only way that movies will scare you is if you're willing to make yourself feel in danger by letting yourself become immersed in the film and letting yourself feel fear. to put it simply, you are not some tough badass because a fake movie isn't scary, you're just a dimwit>>219775694smile 3 looking good>>219775990that's some goofy shit man, just post some phasmophobia
>>219775935I recently saw Dark Skies and it was surprisingly decent.
Black Mirror’s Bandersnatch spooked meThere’s something about a video game (or at least, the ability to choose) that is a hell if a lot scarier than a film. Like if I control the character, I am a lot more anxious than if I’m just watching a character make decisionsthey need to make more choose your own adventure horror
>>219776178Okay, but I feel the overlap must be massive. If a movie succeeds in being scary, I feel like it also must have succeeded in other things like acting, pacing, and editing, because these are all things that contribute to whether a movie is scary or not. If those elements are bad and take you out of the experience, you can't really get that scared.I kinda get what you mean, because if you ask me what horror movie is the best and what's the scariest, I'll have different answers, but I can't imagine watching a horror movie, being scared, and not thinking it's at least good.
>>219776503No. Surviving Edged Weapons is a knife crime service video originally for law enforcement, it just happens to be kino because the scenarios are well shot.Megan is Missing is weird, the acting is super bad and on par with a Christian video about the dangers of drinking, talking online, premarital sex etc. But then the rape and torture stuff feel really seedy, especially given the cringe acting and stuff that came before it. When the girl is getting raped and the perpetrator's hand is placed near the camera, we see virgin blood. Like okay? The director seemed adamant and sincere that this was about dangers of the internet, they seemed like a real genuine person but then the rape and horror aspect feels like someone's perverted muderous sex fetish.Imagine if you were watching a film about I dunno, drug addiction, by some Christian group, and the acting was all cringe, don't do drugs my man, type dialogue, down with the kids etc. Then near the end, one of the kids gets violently raped because he did drugs and made wrong decisions. And you just watch some cringe actor being pounded. It would feel weird and jarring. Either you make a PSA or make a horror movie.
the movie is megan is missing but anons thinking this is bdsm porn confirms how satanic bdsm is, I mean it was sponsored by bergs just like most porn so it checks out.
might be a cliche list, but here's what i consider "horrifying">a nightmare on elm st>the taking of deborah logan>the exorcist (1973)>oculus>the shining
>>219777496>near the camera, we see virgin bloodahh ok so it's hentai, japanese hentai literally uses the virgin blood as a turn on
>>219775429This shit was kinda hot. Not even trying to be le edgy "I jerked off to the Irreversible rape scene huhuhuhu" poster but I legit got erect at the end of this movie. It reminded me of one of those horror porn videos.
>>219777678Go on Youtube and watch some of the interviews where the director (Michael Goi) talks about the film. He has a career as a cinematographer and has filmed a bunch of TV shows and films over the years. He seems very soft spoken, calm and sincere about the subject and this being a PSA which he researched. He wrote it in 10 days, shot in 8 and a half days, with actresses ranging in age from 13-17 on a budget of $35,000. And yet the gratuitous stuff in the film feels fully like a pervy exploitation film. Not a career cinematographer's PSA.
I guess it's labeled a thriller but enough horror there that I'd count it: Super Dark Times.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-nnMkMnFbIIt's just generally unsettling and believable.
>>219775429This movie was shit, but I like the theory that one of Megan's friends knew about the whole Josh thing and knowingly sent her to her death.
Only Victorian ghost stories are scary.Horror as a genre isn't supposed to be a scary genre.
>>219776394I wouldn't call The Poughkeepsie Tapes or the original Child's Play masterpieces just because they're the only movies that ever managed to scare me nor would I think The Shining or The Exorcist are any less of masterpieces just because I didn't think they were all that scary when everything else about them is perfectly done and I can confidently say they would've been worse movies without all the horror elements and so would a lot of other movies. But I guess this difference in attitude explains why ratings are usually all over the place for horror compared to other genres.
>>219776035Never relax
>>219776143even
>>219775429>Noooooo, dont suck my cockThis is my nightmare!
zoomers randomly finding megan is missing through tiktoks or whatever and actually thinking it's scary and not a hilarious farce is emblematic of the generation's faults
>>219775429>>219775985Yeah this just looked like a random kink.com shoot from 2008-2012
>>219775429Megan is missing. Never heard about this movie until like 3 years ago. It’s just another sexual horror fetish slop, straight-to-dvd. The dude rapes, kills, then finds another victim. There’s really no plot at all it’s retarded as fuck.
>>219780216LOL old school kink.com was goated. Not a fan of their new stuff anymore.
>>219775429I remember talking to the other girl on Facebook. The one who is friend of this one and got captured at the end. The actress is very cool and a good person.
>>219780401Did you ask how filming this movie was? Any behind the scenes info
>>219775429It is hilarious how much this scared Normalfags like Double Toasted at the time.
Child's Play hit me on a gut level when Chucky suddenly alives himself and scurries around the apartment before SPOILER ALERT her
>>219780932>at the timethe movie is from 2011
>>219775429The film you have posted was the first horror film to unnerve me in some years.
I watched adolescence and it's scary how evil and inhuman whites are, like wtf
I would welcome a demon or a ghost to visit me...at least someone to hang around with
I'm too desensitized at this point, my first proper horror movie was Saw 2 at like 10 and it scared that shit out of me but now that over the top gory stuff just looks goofy. My best scares were with REC 1 and 2, then I started being more and more numb towards horror stuff, which is a shame because I'd like to feel that thrill again sometimes
>>219776143Kek
>>219775935You should check out Descendant. It’s pretty well done.
>>219775995>Kylo Grin
>>219776143Fucking hell.
>>219776143I say !
>>219779038I couldnt get over her doing group sex with the swinger couple she was babysitting for
>>219775429Local58https://www.youtube.com/@LOCAL58TV/videos
>>219782503Thanks for sharing this.
>>219775694This is what it felt like being Warren Jeffs.
>>219777628Gay christcuck
This one really scared me as a kid, i never get scared these days, jump scares sometimes get me but i wouldnt call that scared.
>>219776486It can be sweet, this film is a sweet love story where the master makes his slave stop cutting herself and they get married or some shit.
>>219780191Zoomers are so trooned out they self-insert as the foid
>>219782817If you prefer a femdom bdsm relationship watch the Finnish film Dogs Don’t Wear Pants, however she’s a much crueler mistress who makes her sub remove a tooth as an act of benediction then, and only then can she commit and trust. She probably cucks him after the credit rolls.Free here:https://www.effedupmovies.com/dogs-dont-wear-pants-2019/
>>219782879If I cared I’d swoop in on these sad lonely zoomer girls. No one talks to them. However I only love my solitude.
>>219782890There is no indication of cucking, pretty sure it mostly a male initiated thing anyway.
>>219782965Would you really trust that crazy bitch? You started as a paypig, she’s terribly self destructive and you had to remove your own tooth to secure a lay. You think the ride stops there?
>>219775429no movie is scary unless you are a child or a neurotic female - because you just know its a movie and its full of shit, most horrors fail at 'suspense of disbelief' because they are cheap, poorly written or made like fairytales for kids
>>219775429>that mouth-deviceThese devices always seem counter-productive. Wouldn't you rather want something that sits on the sides instead? With the current setup your dick would be grinding against the metal or teeth.
>>219777496>christian group video>one of the kids gets violently rapedsounds about right
>>219783013Why would she lay someone else. Its more likely she would stab your balls or something even more crazy if anything.
>>219783027what about daisys destruction?
>>219783013Also, in the movie she kind of gets freaked out by him wanting to go all the way, so she's not that much of a sociopath.
>>219783147
>>219783164Yeah he was topping from the bottom, Jerry!! The bottom!
>>219783177that's fucking brutal. Poor daisy
As Above, So Below.If you can get past the found footage meme its a genuinely scary flick. A group of adventurers illegally spelunk below the catacombs of paris to look for the tomb of nicholas flamel and his philospher's stone. Then they pass through a narrow hole above which are inscribed the following words: "Abandon all hope, you who passes through here."
>>219783177You monster
>>219775995Kylo Finn
>>219784330Nah this movie sucks. Lead is a qt though.
>>219780077https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
No movie scares me anymore but realistic psychopathic killers like the one in eden lake make me uneasy. They actually exist unlike aliens, ghosts etc. after all.
>>219784546So true. Humans are the real monsters...
>>219784546Yeah except in real life the Eden Lake killers were shitskin immigrants, but I get what you mean.
>>219775746to send a smellsage
>>219775429Pulse. It's spread as a meme for a reason.
>>219775746Because they’re worthless pigs, the hooks help them realize and it looks crazy
>>219775746humiliation and degredationt. knower
>>219784330Can confirm, its good. Cheesy at the end, but still good enough
>>219775429Is this some kind of porn??
>>219775429Which facialabuse episode is this?
>>219775935>Paranormal ActivityWtf these movies were trash
>>219775694Reminds me of the crite ball in Critters 2.
>>219775935It just seems like you have personal preferences, and it’s not really the fault of the movies themselves. Personally, I don’t find fake shit like aliens or ghosts scary at all. Not really serial killers either, because I’m not a teen-30-something female.
>>219775935this is the most absurd, retarded, zoomer post on this board right now
>>219776394I haven’t been genuinely afraid of a horror movie since I was probably a teenager, but I still love the atmosphere. Hell, I almost find them comforting now. I’m sure that I’m not alone on that.
>>219777496Megan is Missing is effective if you only watch like the last 10-15 minutes with no context.
>>219777378Can Bandersnatch’s choose your own adventure be experienced at a streaming site, or is that the kinda thing you have to buy? It’s a fascinating concept.
>>219775694Legion if he qt
>>219786884Pulse wasn't scary and it was stupid. The only reason people like it is because the theme is topical today but that doesn't make the movie itself good.
>>219787533>Then what's scary to you? You basically just listed most of the subtypes of horror outside of monster movies which are always the least scary
>>219787484They're literally just near perfect rendition of a common haunting story. If you don't think having demons haunting your home is scary there are several places you could save money living at
It depends. Once you are an adult is not about what is scary but instead what makes you feel on the edge, constantly anxious about what is going to happen. Therefore, A movie just like terrifier 2 just hits the nail for me. There are also Martyrs, The House That Jack Built, and Antichrist, which are very difficult to watch and that I don’t want to see again. They leave you with a sense of unease after watching them, and, in my opinion, it’s almost the same feeling you get when watching a scary movie as a child.
>>219787695That's your opinion. I think it is, because there's all kinds of sadness and death and unexpected mysterious happenings and you don't know if you're ever going to get an explanation of what's going on and things escalate sharply with no warning or foreshadowing. I went into it blind, which I'm quite sure added to my experience of it.
>>219790501You can't post minors here pal
>>219776671Sinister has a real solid atmosphere, and the super-8 films are kind of unnerving. Love Ulver too, recognized a few tracks when I watched it for the first time not too long ago.>>219779038That moment at the end did get me.In my last kino-watching spree, I was surprised by Ghostwatch (1995).
>>219783137Cucking is always the endgame of femdom. Venus in Furs talks about this.
>>219775694> my ancestors would be proud of my death
>>219776143put me in the screencap
Picrel was excellent. Escalates the sense of danger steeply and relentlessly, so that even before things start to go physically wrong for the characters, you feel like they are walking into an absolute meat grinder.
>>219775694Paranormal Activity 4 ending
>>219775429>ACTUALLYnigga horror is about more than visceral fear
>>219775985so heckin spoopy!
>>219776394no
>>219783177>luigi pushing her off of the bridge at the end heh like poetry innit
>>219784501This, Bane and the Maisie Williams pasta are the cornerstone memes of this board.
>>219783177I love this webm so much
Despite the low budget, it was a decent horror flick
>>219791056cucking is a milestone of masoch's fantasy, not femdom as a whole. i'm in that camp so i understand it, but i also know there are alternatives. some people are strongly monogomous and find it repulsive, but they can still enjoy bdsm and flr.it's also not endgame. it goes further.
>>219775429The tales from the darkside episode “the last car” still scares me to this day. Not just the visuals but the idea.
>>219775429This movie was hit as fuck. I jerked off to the scene where she’s getting pounded from behind so many times
The only movies that caused viceral fear for me was the Chucky movies but that fear kinda burned off of me as I grew older and realized the sequels literally became comedy movies. That movie relies on the premise of jumpscares and the fact inanimate small objects becoming easily concealed killing machines is something we can't really defend against in normal settings.I think the only thing that invokes fear is things that invoke your primal prey fear response. As you grow older you realize there is nothing that can really harm us as humans. Even bears are scared of us as humans and the standard protocol even against a grizzly or polar bear is to wave your hands like a madman and yell wildly like a barbarian to freak the fuck out of them. Running gets you killed instantly.Even light hearted movies like the gremlins have scary parts like when the woman is searching cabinets while 'can you hear what I hear' plays in the background for this reason. Tiny + lethal + easily hidden (jumpscares) makes horror.
>>219784330I really liked this movie. I don't remember finding it as terrifying as other horrors I love, mostly because some of the acting isn't great. It's not atrocious either and I like the Mad Men jew okay, but I never shit my pants like in Hereditary. The premise is really dope and visually it's awesome and claustrophobic, and it got me really intrigued in the catacombs IRL and I've spent a couple dozen hours looking through them on Youtube since, but I think the movie was really fun more than scary. Good for the genre because 90% of horror is garbage storytelling and it is hard to write it right, but this had a simple enough premise that nothing about it seemed challenging or deeply unbelievable beyond the supernatural aspect of it. All of the tropey stupid decision making in Horror is usually just stupid and tropey, but here these guys are explorers and probably some level of adrenaline junkie, so the decisions are sometimes dangerous but within their character realistically. Also I found a fan edit if it called the Catacombs Cut, I can't remember what is different about it and I haven't watched it yet but I think it includes a deleted scene or two. Maybe I will watch tonight.
>>219787484>>219789618I thought the first one was scary, but I guess I was 14 or 15 and hadn't really been into the genre. The second one was okay but everything after that was trash imo. And I really watched them all. Unless there has been a new one in like the last 5 years.
>>219787562During lockdown I would wake up at 6am and get hammered on two-buck-chuck and watch Hereditary. It was a dark time.
>>219775429Immediately cutting to this image after the "these are some of the pictures recovered from the the SD card" black screen startled the fuck out of me.
>>219775429They are doing this to me tomorrow.
>>219775429You know i'm fucked when i look at this and all i think of is the average Insex shoot
>>219783147Fuck you nigger
>>219776558Same, desu. I don’t know what I was expecting at the top of that ladder, but it sure as fuck wasn’t Jacob.
I worship Korne, and therefore find 'horror' to be a nuisance. I try to enjoy it, but something is always silly or totally irrational and it makes me not care anymore. There's things that are disturbing to watch (the execution in bone tomahawk for example) but gore porn and 'horror' are not that same thing. I've never seen or watched anything that made me want to turn off the screen.
The Girl Next Door (2007) was one of the most horrific films I've seen. I thought it was well done but would never watch it again
>>219793387>im fucked because I look at something that isn’t real and don’t react to it
>>219793573Oh come on, it wasn't that terrib-Oh sorry, you said 2007, my mistake
>>219779038Something about ghost photography always gets me. It's why Fatal Frame is my favorite video franchise and why I love watching found footage type movies, so this movie really scratched the perfect itch for me and I honestly can't think of many other movies with a jump scare that got me as good as that end scene. Say what you will about the acting or the story or the pace, but if nothing else that scene is a masterclass in building tension. And for that, Lake Mungo deserves the recognition it gets IMO.
>>219793573I watched it recently. The content is fucked up but the presentation is corny, like a made for TV movie. It does not have the same feel nowadays. Also more people know about Junko and Likens now, making this slightly less shocking because you have a heads up about the depths of the depravity you're about to witness.
>>219775429>>219775773Normies aren't scared of this anymore because they binge Dateline and other true crime slop 24/7
I've not no place else I can really post about this but that new mummy movie has some neat kills, unless they changed it from the test screening I saw
>>219787554How are you the only person to call out that shitty post made by >>219775935?
>>219775990VR horror borders on masochism
>>219775429the reactions to this flick reveal the fact that half of /tv/ has never seen porn in their immaculate lives and the other half has no ability of abstraction and suspension of disbelief
In the Mouth of Madness A Clockwork Orange
>>219787484They're usually pretty good in the first half. Then they just go nowhere.
>>219777304I really liked how when it came out the lot was intentionally vague so I went in thinking it was going to be ghost story and the aliens reveal was a shock.
>>219777443>Okay, but I feel the overlap must be massive. If a movie succeeds in being scary, I feel like it also must have succeeded in other things like acting, pacing, and editing, because these are all things that contribute to whether a movie is scary or not.I don't know about that. Horror movies have notoriously been poorly acted for example, because the audience doesn't need to care about dumb bitch dying #9.
>>219776425Was this from an actual movie? I assumed anon posted literal porn as a joke.
>>219776143yes, yes, good job
>>219791728this, never felt this tense before
>>219794944or that /tv/ was almost entirely brown at that point.
>>219775429The Act Of Killing (extended version) + The Look Of Silence
>>219775429it wasn't scary, but just very sad..
>>219775935>Dark SkiesVery good for creeps from what I remember. but I also remember the cgi was not good enough and kind of ruined it.
>>219794192Yet both of you refuse to post movies you think qualify as scary... curious Let me guess - Hereditary? The best comedy of 2022?
>>219797627What did you find so funny about Hereditary, anon??
>>219784501I kek every single time.
>>219793772Give Butterfly Kisses and Savageland a watch
>>219798067>travel God knows how many lightyears to epic prank the crazy HR lady on a video callNah, that's a kid in a costume
>>219782814Is this movie much different than St. Ange?
>>219775694NO DONT SUCK MY COCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>219798194hr lady lives alone
>>219776143Holy fucking shit.
>>219775694What's more interesting, than the foid, is some slob living in a basement dump.The odds are that person used personal photo as a reference.
>>219775429Megan is Missing is just a thinly veiled excuse for Michael Goi to force a teenage girl into BDSM gear and then simulate getting sexually assaulted on camera.Because he wants to jack off to it.
>>219799326many people live like that or worse
Horror movies and scary movies are totally different. Horror movies are almost never scary.
>>219799326The base photo is AI generated too you goof, no one under 50 owns a CRT, let alone keep one in working order.
>>219784330I really found this scary, so much I had to pause and take a breather right before the part with the burning car, which was not scary at all and in fact it was a HUUUUGE letdown, they really built up the anticipation and genuinely unsettling atmosphere right before the reveal, but the payoff was fucking retarded and goofy, it ruined the entire movie for me
Scary horror films:The Amityville HorrorThe ExorcistJu-on: The GrudgeDon't Look Now
true human horror
>>219799687I own a working CRT and I'm not 50. It's the best way to play my Sega Genesis games.
>>219782660Isn't that the pic where one of the girls is dead?
As a kid: Jacob's LadderIt scared me so bad I was depressed for a few weeks. As a fucking kid. And I was a very cheerful kid. Don't know how I was able to watch it.As an adult: Hereditary got me and I'm sure you all will call me some sort of Hereditaryfag or A24nigger, but man did the job.
>>219797958>mom!
>>219800906>It scared me so bad I was depressed for a few weeksKairo did this to me.
>>219798067What's this from
>>219802709It’s real. I’m not joking. Whether it’s hoaxed or not is the question.
>>219784501>le heckin funny green text read like my favorite based YouTubers!
>>219775429Threads is pretty scary if you ignore some of the cringe dialogue
>>219790501Try The Hunt, the one with Mads Mikkelsen, I felt like I'd spent multiple days watching it. Pure anxiety fuel.
>>219798067>When your brother and you thought it was a good idea to cover yourself in duct tape.>It's starting to hurt and he doesn't know how to get it off.>Maybe mom does but also you know she's gonna be mad...
This is the only movie that has ever scared me. I've watched every horror movie released since, nothing comes even close, I'm still waiting for something that can scare me like this did.
>>219775429The grudge
>>219779038This movie was fucking dogshit outside one jump scsre. Fuck off.>le hidden picture!!>three fucking times!Also all these fags going "hurrr imma nevur scurred!" It's probably because you're sitting hunched at your desk "watching" the movie while your eyes keep darting to the other screen, phone, or whatever the fuck and consume the latest putrid irrelevant shit you consume in the middle of the day while the fat women in your life, mom and/or wife, is screeching about something in the distance. Probably about food.
>>219801539Hilarious!
