The role of a lifetime.
It'll be kinoHe's never going to beat Crank though.
Stathkino is best kino, we all know that
>>219777052Being Jason Statham.
>holds a gun to your head>"OI! SAY YOU LOIKE THE BEEKEEPAH! SAY IT!"would you survive?
beekeeper was kino even though the evil scam call center should have been 100% indian instead of 40%but you take what you can get
>>219777319He hasnt been in a good movie in 15 years
>>219778617yeah i liked it. i thought it was funny that they spent the effort to portray a us president who was literally halfway between trump family and hillarya little more towards the hillary side cause she's a hole lol, but they actually went and iced her. or maybe they iced the son, i don't remember who cares lmao. but it's way more than you'd expect from an industry that can't it still without screaming about trump. fun flick
so why did they post the same picture side by side anyway
Jason Statham has not ascended to the same level of irony that Nicolas Cage or Jim Carrey has.
>>219778835Wasn't the son also basically Hunter Biden?
>beekeeper>introduce LE FEMALE BEEKEEPER>TOUGH AS NAILS MUTT WOMAN>gets effortlessly popped by statham without breaking a sweatkeki honestly thought they were going to play her card harderbased lad
>>219777052Has he been in any good movies besides Snatch, the Bank Job, or Layer Cake?
>>219778894Kurt Wimmer and David Ayer are very chud coded
>>219779002Transporter is fucking prime (the first one, some of the best action directing around).The Mechanic was decent.The One, though that was before he was the star.Also I'm assuming you didn't list Crank just because you got dropped on your head as a child.
>>219779002Crank
>>219779002Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
>>219778853Hobbes & Shaw was nearly Nic Cage levels of slopkino. it was only really held back because the Rock still takes himself too seriously. a Cage-Statham buddy action movie would be incredible.
>>219779055I loved the transporter when it first came out but it didn't hold up to me on a rewatch.
>>219779159Transporter 1 is phenomenal. The entire movie is musically paced. Watch it with that in mindThe sequels aren't that good. They didn't do that rhythm timing again for some reason.
>>219777052That's not how the meme goes.
>LEITCHED
>>219779132>a Cage-Statham buddy action move would be incredibleGoddamn, you're right
>>219777052The one time they DON'T blackwash a character...
>>219779055Transporter 3 is the best one
>>219777052Stole my bike?https://bikepunchoutoriginal.ytmnd.com/
>>219778617Nigga I'd quote Shakespeare and he wouldn't even know how to respond.
>>219777309fpbp
>>219777052Will Bike Cuck make a celebrity cameo?
>>219778617I fookin love the beekeeper, mate.
>>219779002Jason Statham wasn't in Layer Cake.
>>219777052They should recast with a different actor but keep the title and character name.
>>219778617I found it hilarious that over the course of the film they go from comparing him to a beekeeper to an actual bee
>>219783703>Am I the Beekeeper? Or am I the Bee?holy beekino
