Arthouse & ClassicsTranscendental edition>QotDNo question today. Just take a moment to ponder.>Bonushttps://rentry.org/filmlinkshttps://rentry.org/kinolinks>RevolutionIs a violent uprisingPrevious: >>219741727
Queen of /film/
someone post the scrawny ahh arm Anne pic.
Oh fuck, I accidentally put my dick in my ass again.
>old one on page 2Shit general and now a retarded baker. never bake again.
>>219780958dont speak about seanpetic like that again
Young Lloyd NBA - Never Bake Again
>>219780870Awful film.
>>219780987I'm baking a ride with my best friendI hope he'll never miss a bake again
THE RETURN OF THE KING>Director Sean Baker talked about his next film a few months back, stating that it was set in Italy, paying homage to Italian sex comedies of the 60s and 70s.>At CinemaCon earlier, Warner Bros. announced that Baker's next film is titled Ti Amo! (meaning I love you in Italian), and it's set for release in 2027.>Not only that, Warner Bros. announced a new label, Clockwork, designed to focus on indie films, and Baker gets to inaugurate the label with Ti Amo!.I speak for all of /film/ when i say that WE are hyped for a new bake from the seanpony.
>>219781031Just a little boring, but the Goddha can't do no wrong.
>>219781083Today this could beThe greatest thread of /film/'s lifeBefore we hit 310Before we run out of timeStay on-topicStay on-topicWatch the thread come alive tonightStay on-topic
>>219781083Holy Baked.
Five minute kino.
>>219780870Based 'dishun.>>219781412He looked surprisingly tidy and non-disheveled for someone who was allegedly a heroin addict at the time.
Bourdain was also a smackhead. Some people can mask it, others get their whole lives turned upside down by it.
>>219781740Classic-era Simpsons > any film by Ozu, Tarkovsky, Bresson, etc
A la grande le puse Cuca.
>>174286878 2022 /film/ was so similar and yet so distinct. All the motifs predictably show their presence but the structure of the symphony hadn't been quite figured out. There's more space between the notes. Less urgency, less tension. When was the last time anyone talked about Fellini here?
>>219781770Television is not a medium for the artist
>>219781845Way too many pseuds in that picture.
>>219781886>The Serpent's Egg>Desperately Seeking Susan >Cold Nights Forgotten memes galore. I can't even conceive what Desperately Seeking Susan-posting looked like.
>>219781903Only American Eunuchs had any staying power.
Motherfuckers feeling nostalgic about four years ago. Sad.
>>219782125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeDfgUvyKHk
bumpetic
>>219781083zzzz.....mimimimi.....zzzz.....mimimi...
Good night, /film/.
>>219783613Sombrero poster is dead. Unscheduled maintainance killed him.Rest in tequila.
>>219781845>When was the last time anyone talked about Fellini here?Before David Lynch died. He was literally the last Fellini fanboy.
The “Kubrick Stare” is one of Stanley Kubrick‘s most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
>>219784641I didn't hear no bell.
The first kiss is always the sweetestFrom under some broad's sombrero
>>219783613*smooch*
>>219780914ell-Spawned Blood Drinking Hag of /film/. Her heart was blacker than abyssal night, and she denied The Breedy One his rightful Divinely ordained raw dog plappage. Lilithian Corruption incarnate, I shun thee.
>>219785047Can anyone explain what that symbol is meant to express?Is this promoting violence against women?Or a symbolic representation of a sexual technique called "fisting"?
>>219785198>Is this promoting violence against women?>Or a symbolic representation of a sexual technique called "fisting"Both.
>>219785379Nice.
Here's to a truly Birkin, Kinski and Hardy-free thread.
>>219785445Get wrecked, anon.
is god of cooking arthouse
>>219785547Based.
>>219773931>Sometime in January 1934: John Van Druten comes up for a weekend, amusing me with a report from Hollywood about George Cukor who, in directing the breakfast scene in Little Women,2 is supposed to have said, “Will you four whores try to pretend that there’s some cocaine in that dish and act as though you really wanted it?”
>>219786847>Walter Reisch . . . reminded me of the famous air raid when Mr. Reisch had forgotten to close his blackout curtains and Ernst Lubitsch, the air raid warden, called, in that accent of his, ‘Walter—your lights! You have forgotten!’ and Walter replied, ‘Ach, yes, was gibt?’ Mervyn LeRoy, hearing this, yelled from his window, ‘German paratroopers have taken over!’”
>>219786847>May 31: A call from Roy [unidentified] informed me that Ginger [Rogers] had doubts about TEHO. Should she play an older woman at this time? Should she play a sad picture? It is the old trouble with Ginger: she hasn’t a very good brain, but insists on using it. . . .
>>219785047god she is so fucking cute and dainty
>>219787013>April 15: The British Empire seems to be cracking, and America in a fair way of being left friendless in a greedy world. In the afternoon coffee and naps—Billy let his wild imagination run wild on the subject of what is in store for the Jews of Hollywood—Ernst noting the storm troopers at his door with a friend and a profoundly funny wisecrack, Louis Mayer being smuggled towards Mexico in the rumble seat of Arthur Freed’s car, Sam caught and slaughtered in Bakersfield, etc. He himself was to find refuge on a ranch and [unidentified] and I were to send him 65 cents worth of supplies a week.
>>219787204>July 21: A day at Howard Hawks’ is always a day of hell. He applied his fabulous anti-architectural methods to the script all morning. . . .
>>219786847>>219786931>>219787013>>219787204>>219787240>>/soc/
The first gulp from the glass of cinema will turn you into an insufferable Peruvian Washbucket Realism watching twat, but at the bottom of the glass Billy is waiting for you.
>>219785445BITCH YOU THOUGHT!
>>219787607>that gum you like is back in style
Hi bros, some guy got me thinking about iranian kinos, got any suggestions? I'm already watching some Kiarostami so anything else I'd appreciate. Thank (You).
>>219780870I wanted to make this exact edition but with pic related instead. Fuck you Lloyd.
>>219785198women's liberation movement or some radical feminist thang
>>219788560Crimson Gold
>>219789089>women's liberation movementLiberation from what?
>>219789159from the kitchen stove
>>219766487>died of natural causes at 104Imagine outliving 99.9% of anyone that ever existed. And here I thought it was impressive Eva Marie Saint is still kickin' at 101… Priscilla Pointer also passed last April a couple weeks before hitting 101.
>>219789197Good idea. Men are better at cooking on average.
>>219787494Chuck Brackett and all his austrohungarian jew pals are ten times more /film/ than [CURRENT YEAR] festival freaks like Albert Serra or Lav Diaz
>>219789367woah she cute
/thespian/ bros, what did she mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOC5yhEYNCE
I will drive out these waifufags from /film/ the same way that Christ in all his might drove out the traders defiling the temple.
>I will drive out these waifufags from /film/ the same way that Chr–
>>219790008Fist them, J Man.
>>219789952Some Netflixesque shots. I remember A Separation looking fine. I wonder what happened to Farhadi.
>>219790507>Netflixesque shotsDark-tier Netflix or One-Piece-tier Netflix?
>>219790507that's how french movies and tv shows look like nowthe complete netflix-ication of cinemahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k_icmVVM14https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-oO72OzQgY
>>219781031It's my favorite Godard
>>219790584The blue-tinted muted color grading with shallow depth of field. I don't know if this visual language even has a name, but it seems to be the default look of modern productions.
>>219790989>I don't know if this visual language even has a nameYeah, it's called CRAP!
>>219790989>The blue-tinted muted color grading with shallow depth of field.That's not even a Netflix thing. It's been a thing in mainstream cinema for over a decade now.
>>219790989it's a time where the Marsupilami live-action movie, the De Gaulle biopic and the little chicken goes on an adventure movie all rook sameand if they want to be different they use the 4:3 aspect ratio or the black & white anamorphic look but dont change the lighting style at all
Cinematography is dead.
>>219791155Cinematography isn't dead. It just smells funny.
>>219791108>Marsupilami>De Gaulle>little chickenLiterally the same character. Why wouldn't all three look the same?
>>219791155Lav Diaz made a genuinely good-looking film recently using a store-bought Panasonic Lumix GH7 digital camera, but alas, no one saw it.
>>219784774I don't know how you do it, but every single post you make is literally the most cringe worthy, viceral gut reaction thing I've ever seen in my life. May St. Carti have mercy on your soul.
Though I suppose it'd be difficult to make nature unpleasant to the eye.
>>219791155get hype for Glimpses of the Moon
>>219791380This looks textbook, and not in the inspiring sort of way. Target disengaged, post locked.
>>219791380Looks like a pastiche of 1950/60s Hollywood cinematography. Down to the faux technicolor look.It's great that they prove they can still imitate, but would they still be able to have good original cinematography?
>>219791489how the fuck do you think Storaro looks textbook? how many movies change the light during the shot nowadays?
>>219791343ok but is your gallardo a stick or not
>>219791548The fuck is a gallardo.
>>219791582sorry cucksta freaka drives a gallardo and i just mistook youcant keep up with my haters! baka
>>219791380get hype for the James Cameron - Billie Eyelash 3d concert movie
>>219791611Lamborghini Murciélago, you mean.
>>219791548Was she legal back then?
>>219791617>James CameronThe guy who couldn't afford all the blue makeup for his actors, so he CG'd them blue instead?
>>219791652oh yes I seem to have downgraded your whip in my memory LMAOwell is it a stick????>>219791656no human being is illegalbut no she wasn't
>>219791323The more you shill it the less i wanna watch it, Lav.
>>219791380This >>219791520 and it doesn't even look good, the middle picture in that 3x3 looks nauseating even.
>>219791380why is everyone watching this 2017 film recently?
>>219790989God she's so hot.
>>219791901Big tattas.
>>219791901>why is everyone watching this 2017 film recently?I'm not.
Mise-en-scène is dead.
>>219791711you're too malebrained for this. you come across as trans rather than as a girl. YWNBGP...
>>219792109Realpetic purged his Letterboxd and is now writing reviews for Scream movies (the most girlbrained franchise of all time) and saying that Valerie Solanas was right. The Finnish skinwalker could never...
>>219792158Remember that (purged) review of having asphyxiation fantasies haha. Skinwalkers could never.
>>219792158Nah. Realpolitik would never consider Valerie Solanas right. Also, what does cheap slasher horror have to do with anything?
haha
Man, this guy (Haremfag) is like the Rebecca (Hitchcock) of /film/ huh.
>>219792227https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/216593576/#216605538he cooked desu. Valerietic needs to start making transcendental ahh /philm/ posts if he wants to be the thread's new resident arthoe
>>219792314that film bet heavily on its gothic atmosphere but it (the film) falls flat in the last third. Still a great milestone in setting the hitchcockian style.
If I was a character from a Hitchcock I'd be one of the Birds. End your whole shit
Everything illegal is complete nothingness. I can't believe people pretend to get upset about this shit. If you hate it, kill it. I watch into the eyes of the rapist and laugh at him.
>>219792342The now deleted review was about his transcendental experience whilst watching Silence of the Lambs iirc. A return to /philm/ as you suggest would be glorious.
>"But in my opinion, we absolutely need stuff like this, because this... happens, way more often than people know. We should be confronted with that discomfort. Art is one of the best ways to peer into the horrors that humanity is capable of."The horrors that humanity is capable of are not important. Someone died, so what.
>>219792109*grinds on your lap*you would know if your car was a stick! just answer the question hombre :P>>219792342i mean ive written one femdom fantasy about wiazemsky on /film/ but the prose was god awful so im not proud of it
>>219792534post it lil slut
>>219792342https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/216371258/#q216376963These are still the biggest trvth nvkes I've read regarding the are-games-art? debacle.
>>219792481>Someone diedThis is pure narrative. What girlpetic is concerned about, which you didn't contemplate, is description. Who died? And how? The description of the fact will arise new questions, new conclusions.
>>219792594Just stop multi-browser spamming the thread, lil bro, no one gives a fuck about your fetish for another man and your schizophrenic ramblings about nothing.
>>219792558hmph im looking for itin the meanwhile:https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/216494272/#216512128ok got it :D!https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/217295451/#217296358
>>219792648>multi-browser spamming What is this?>schizophrenic ramblings about nothing.I was very straightforward. Don't tell me you get filtered by /philm/ 101.
>>219792660Good girl. Thoughts on the ‘leuze? What you recommend to start??
>>219792750:3 :3he's alright i guessstart with anti-oedipus. fuck that boulder pushing bug man!
>>219792750Cinema 1&2 of course, if you're posting here, that should be your priority.
>everything is symbolicEnglish majors should be round up and shot dead in the street.
>>219792836Charlottebro is that you?
>>219792158>>219792227WHAT IS HIS LETTERBOXD
>>219793002Aiiieeeee don't yell at me.
>>219792868Like 70% of stuff is symbolic. I hate that Death album, btw.
>>219792660I love how the second fantasy was posted four seconds before piano feet.
>>219793002if she didn't bring you into his inner circlepetic from her /soc/scapades i can't in good conscience do that to her privacypetic. prease understand.
We're all Lacanian symbolic registers here.
stalking and chasing girlpetic, feeling intellectual
The Servant by Joseph Losey
>>219793376don't tempt me
you niggas need to appreciate Valeriefag. the woman you want is right in front of your eyes
>>219793233>>219793257Is it even possible to look at her without feeling all warm and fuzzy inside?
>>219793774i just learned pretty recently that the baby is Sof.
>>219793763consider my harmonies percolated
>>219793819Mike should've sacrificed her to Baal before Godfather 3 came out.
>and this is how you properly beat your wife
i actually practiced transcribing music with tous les garcons et les filles :3 it's in A major!
I think Talia Shire was very hot, very submissive.
>>219793575that "woman" looks like the ugly duchess
>>219793989hot take
>>219794063look not at the little czech girl but the finnish man behind her
>>219794066Eleanor had shapely hips (RIP)
They don't make them like they used to.https://gofile.io/d/fU0ox6
This place is an outhouse that desperately needs to be tipped over.
>>219794836Tip yourself over to Jane's video store "damebirkin" now open on Soulseek Blvd! A handpicked selection of the finest video goods with custom orders available!
>>219794836>an outhouse that desperately needs to be tipped overAre you the guy who likes eating shit?
I love it despite the "reddit' accusations, 2000s were the pinnacle of the human history (at least in the western culture)
This film, Arousi-ye Khouban, was very good, it even breaks the 4th wall
>>219795263A lot of "Reddit" movies like Superbad and American Pie are just plain good, but people right now are too irony poisoned to be able to consoom anything without some le nihilist "nothing matters dude let's kill children for the lulz" message sprinkled in for good measure. Seems like people love to be miserable in the big 26.
>>219788560Death of Yazdgerd
>>219795566Superbad isn't good though, and that goes for every 2000s comedy affiliated with mainstream SNL 'comedians' the only exception being Tropic Thunder
>>219795659Correct, it's GOATed.
>>219795566What kind of terrible bait is this?
>>219795695You can't handle the truth.
>>219795695Two and a Half Men is the most /film/ sitcom btw
>>219795837It's certainly the most Brechtian.
>>219795932>Brechtianintentional Verfremdung =/= bad acting and stage design
>>219795995>he hasn't seen the finale
>>219795932Almost as Brechtian as Ford.
Which are the most /film/ sitcoms of all time? Friends obviously, for being an absolute subversion of expectations and presenting a slow television approach to the comedic matter at hand.
>>219795837Akshully, that would be Northern Exposure.
As much as some of you would absolutely love for television to be /film/, it will never happen. The position of /film/ is the same as William Faulkner's.
>>219796183If you're into subversion, there's Kevin Can Fuck Himself. Arguable whether it counts as a sitcom though.Of course, if we allow more debatable cases, Twin Peaks also enters the discussion.
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>>219795837Well I'll be damned...
>>219796365Say, westernanon ... what do you think of the chanbara genre?
>Say, westernanon ... what do you think of... easterns?
>>219797173Seriously though. Considering the massive influence chanbara films had on Italo-westerns and anything that came after in the western genre, and that you really seem to like those (generally considered inferior) American ones that came before, I'd think you'd have some very elaborate opinion on the whole subject.
Easterns > Revisionist Westerns > Spaghetti Westerns > Acid Westerns >>>THE ABYSS>>> Westerns
>>219797531What about Northerns? Neo-Westerns? Zapata Westerns? Meat Pie Westerns?
Osterns.
>>219797304you expected too much. actual /film/ discussion on /film/. come on now.
>>219797669>NorthernsDon't know what they are.>Neo-WesternsI kinda forgot about them... they would be above westerns and below acid westerns.>Zapata WesternsI've seen only like 2.>Meat Pie WesternsWhat?>OsternsSeen like one.
>>219797837>>Meat Pie Westerns>What?Good question
>>219797837>>219797854Westerns set in the Australian outback (e.g. The Proposition).
Are Australian meat pies any good? Lloyd?
dead general
>>219798026It's not the general but 4chan itself that is slowly dying.
>>219798026It's getting more alive lately, and there's more good discussion. Barely any LH posts, btw.
>>219798089>more alive>thread lasted two dayssure thing bud
>>219797531you aren't even an embryo, you're a fucking MICROBE
>>219797759Wait, are you saying what I think you're saying?All those "waifu"fags don't actually watch the shit their actresses are in?
>>219798130Rather have a long thread with actual discussion than a 3 hour thread of "spic", "suck my dick", "Girlpetic, oh I miss you so much!", etc., shenanigans.>>219798156Surprising, isn't it? Posers are real.
LH vs CRA is the India vs Pakistan of the site, the fated match.
I miss our girlpetic...
>>219798156I've only seen 7 from my waifu and 9 from the voluptuous wife of Sion Sono.
>>219792383Fully agree actually, only saw it for the first time recently.
>>219798369It's over now; I defeated LH by developing SELF CONTROL.Today it's ROCKY V, which marks the end of the ORIGINAL SERIES. Excited for it and ROCKY BALBOA. The first three films are UNIRONICALLY /film/.
Rebeccatic's shadow looms over me and makes me feel insecure as a new waifuposter
>>219798601kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
>>219798546>9 from the voluptuous wife of Sion SonoAre you counting her gravure vids?
>>219798130To be fair, the slow-down was at least partially caused by the site's posting issues.
>>219798654No.
>>219794247One of his best and the best WWI kino. Hey, Macmahonbro, how about recommending me something more obscure you think i might not have seen yet? My choices lately have been pretty lackluster, the best thing i've watched in almost weeks was a five minute cartoon.
>>219798546>7List them
>>219798828Weak.
>>219793231I had him added on discord and still never found out his letterboxd. FUCK
>>219798026it will revive when Nanako goes to Cannes
>>219799375It will revive when Fake Nanako finally responds.
>>219798837I think you've exponentially watched more films than me, so I'll give it a shoot by recommending: Walkabout (by Roeg), The Horse That Cried (by Donskoy), Jonas qui aura 25 ans en l'an 2000 (Alan Tanner), The Profession of Arms (Olmi), Hardly a Criminal (Fregonese), Last Days of the Victim (Aristarain).
https://letterboxd.com/bluechew/ Our thoughts? A friend or enemy of /film/?
Watch more Xi Jinping era China movies *fun ones, not 'Elephant Standing Still' nonsensehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTuFsD1wYpw
>>219799763>didnt change the profile pic to valeriedishonest gimmick.
DE DO DO DODE DA DA DA
Ikiru goes beyond the question "why bother living?" to ask "what is living?".
>>219799959He changed it after that comment.
>>219799763>Hide post
>>219800430huh? it's still the same.
>>219799542>Walkabout>Hardly a CriminalSeen it.>Jonas qui aura 25 ans en l'an 2000Been on my radar for years, but i have Le salamandre already downloaded and i'm gonna watch that first.>The Horse That Cried>The Profession of Arms>Last Days of the VictimSaved. Thanks a lot.
>>219799959Birkin is his main avatar, how is it dishonest?
>Omg where is that one waifufag?>Omg what is the disabled 3rd weirder doing?>Omg how many turds did the mentally ill freak slurp today?>Omg why does that one guy keep stabbing everyone >Omg I miss Le peticK Y SYS
>>219802097Without personalityfags, /film/ would cease to exist.
>>219802097*stab*
>3rd weirderPhoneposting ahh nigga with autocorrect on (low IQ) or just high af?
>>219802097Shut up catfag.
hey, smoothhands hereI've taken to not using the internet a couple times a month. And during that time I watch at least one fun flic. Yesterday (weds) I did this and watch Mamma Mia (cult classic? at any rate it was a hot item when it came out). Fun flic. I enjoyed the numbers. I particularly enjoyed "dancing queen", lay all your love on me", and "voulez-vous"t. smoothhands
>>219802752>Mamma Mia (cult classic?If you're an Abba fan, yeah, maybe.The performances were on par with Cats (2019) though. Brosnan in particular is not a good singer.Either way, you're probably just better off with a greatest hits compöilation of the band.
>>219802401I will admit I did phone post >tfw my computer is downstairs and I am feeling especially retarded and fat today>>219802529I simply cannot
Shu Qi turned 50 today.
Make a list of cult bad /films/ for me to watch NOW!
>>219803261Why do you want to watch bad films?
>>219802882dont go chasing your emotion chud
>>219803261
>>219803261Most Troma stuff is too cringe and gay for me but SGT Kabukiman NYPD provided some solid keks. I enjoyed it
Deftones songs all sound the same
>>219803261I'm always reluctant to call any film "bad" per se. Most have at least something to offer.But of course, mainstream cinema has lots of trash. Capeshit galore. I'm sure some of them would be considered "cult classics". Then there's Star Wars, particularly the prequels. Definitely "cult classics", with a particularly rabid cult. Oh, a propos science fiction, the new DUNC films are close to absolutely irredeemable trash.Anon >>219803351 already suggested Troma, but in terms of C-movie cult horror, you can go way trashier. Rob Zombie comes to mind. And many late-70s and early-80s slashers. Though their cult-status nowadays is somewhat disputed.
>>219803553If you won’t kabukiman then try Miami connection. It’s truly unbelievable and it’s completely earnest which elevates it even more Some of the acting is scream kek tier
> Kung Fu Arts (1978) is a Taiwanese martial arts film starring Carter Wong, known for its bizarre plot where a princess marries a monkey after the monkey saves her life by delivering an antidote.Okay, we can wrap it up now. Cinema is completed. There is nowhere else to go with it from here.
>>219803544Adrenaline = post-hardcore jumpdafuckupAround the Fur = nu-metal jumpdafuckupWhite Pony = Portishead metalS/T = dark post-hardcore / proto-djentSaturday Night Wrist = shoegazey, heavy alt-rockDiamond Eyes = arena djentKoi no yokan = shoegaze-djent hybridGore = Morrissey meets MeshuggahOhms = space djentprivate music = space alt-rock
Are we excited for Cannes, /tv/?Amanda Fix is going and she's freaking out!
next up for arirang april
Thoughts on Demy's Lady Oscar?
>>219804715Snood with a fivehead.
>>219804861Don't really see the Snood resemblance but yes, fiveheads are hot.
>>219756714Lawful Good: SomeponyNeutral Good: SombreroanonTrue Neutral: bumpeticsLawful neutral: "queen of /film/"Neutral Evil: Dreyer theatrical, StabanonTRUE EVIL: John
