Wat do?
call seth rogen
cum as lube
>>219785806Absolutely never even think about cutting my arm off. I don't know what boyscout book this dude read 100% of the time I'm keeping my arm attached and praying for rescue.
>>219785806Die
>>219785806i would diethis nigga was hardcore
>>219785806Do a 360 and walk away.
>>219785806I like how dude started yelling for help. Might as well start praying to God, you got equal chance of those working in your favour
>>219785806Cut my arm before going to save time
>>219785903This though, good luck trying to cut your own arm off, you don't have what it takes
>pass out from pain when trying to cut off arm>bleed to death
>>219785935Kek
>>219785974The real guy didn't. So. Hey. Maybe next time?
>>219785903>this nigga was hardcoreThis genuinely cant be overstated. I'd sooner stick that knife in my neck than cut off my fucking arm
>>219785806lift the rock because I'm no DYEL twink
>>219786000his arm dying first may have helped
>>219785806I wouldn't *do* anything. I would listen. And that's what no one else did...
>>219785806I've been adventurous, brave, I even have a medal that says valerous. Nah I would have just died.
>>219786000he had the arm amputated and made the story up for clout
>>219786025With one arm?
>>219786039Marilyn Manson would be the guy listening to you call for help and then not rescuing you which is what nobody will do.
>>219785806Jack off to Kate Mara, I guess.
>>219785806>Wat do?
Fuck the rock, cum on the bedrock, the alkalines in my cum will erode the boulder. How hard can it be?
>>219785806Chip away at the boulder with my knife until I am able to move it
move the boulder
>>219785806>have phone service>make a thread saying dubs decides if I cut my arm off or not>ignore fag with trips telling me to call 911>some other fag gets dubs telling me to cut my free arm off>close tab
>>219786164You're not getting service in a chasm lmao
I would transform into a tyrannosaurus rex and drill my way out.
>When his blunt knife pierced his skin but came to rest against solid bone, Ralston thought there was no chance he could perform the gruesome amputation that would save his life. He brushed some grit from his trapped thumb and a sliver of flesh peeled off "like the skin of boiled milk", he remembers. "I'm like, what the . . . ? I take my knife and I'm poking a bit more and the knife just slips into the meat of my thumb like it's going into room-temperature butter. My hand has almost jellified. The knife tip goes in and, 'pssstt', the gases from decomposition escape and there's this putrid smell. I go into this rage. I'm in this hyper-emotional state after all this regimented discipline to keep it together and in this moment, when I'm trying to rip my arm out from the rock, I feel it bend and it stops me – 'That's it! I can use the boulder to break my bones!'"it's crazy what people can do to survive>>219786081>he can't OHP 800lbs with one armNGMI
>>219785903>>219785974No pain his arm was asleep
>>219786196Absolutely fucking brutal
>>219785889that arm already started to rot
James Franco is a pedo
It's easy to say "I would cut off my arm much faster so I would have more chance of survival on the way back" but honestly it's hard knowing how you would react and this dude probably made the smartest call possible by waiting as long as he could and then ripping his arm off once delirium hit.But also "not rock climb alone without telling anyone" and more importantly "not rock climb"
>>219786026I'd still rather kill myself because life is already shitty enough without being a permanent cripple.
>>219786348lmao
>>219786369Depends if you got money for a prosthetic. They have made some serious progress with that stuff. It basically makes you uncrippled. But yeah, pricey as fuck and insurance sure as shit ain't paying out for your negligence
>>219786348In all seriousness, how do you get out of this? If you can move your arms you can just push your body up?
>>219786475you don't, unless there's a cave below you that people can access
>>219786357there's no way that you could cut off your arm with a pocket knife before it's rotten, way too painful and the blood loss would kill you>not rock climblive a little>>219786459he probably got pretty rich off his story>>219786475>how do you get out of this?you don't
>>219786459Prosthetic wouldn't let me keep powerlifting and I doubt it has the dexterity for gaming. For all our current dystopia we don't even have proper cyberpunk prosthetics yet.
>>219786348I get rock climbing but caving is straight up fucking retarded. You couldn't pay me to do that shit.
>>219785917it's called panic attack, retard
>>219786164Kek
>>219785806why do retards love to imagine themselves in a situation they can't get out of like everyone ITT?genuine question
>>219785806id die i guess
>>219786628It's the manly thing to place yourself in impossible situations to fight your way out, you wouldn't understand
>>219786546you couldn't powerlift but you could still do plenty of exercise, and there are a lot of video games that can be played with one hand. Losing an arm must suck but it's not the end of the world, I'd still rather live
>>219785806My buddy used to see this dude lap people on the Grand Tetons trails in Jackson all the time with one arm. Dude is a beast.
>>219785806Use my armament haki and punch through the boulder.
>>219786799Faster you go the less you see. Peakbaggers and their performance focused ilk are the death of the outdoors
>>219786852the kind of person that's fast on trails usually spends way more time overall on the mountains than your average stroller, also just because you don't stop to smell every flower it doesn't mean that you aren't enjoying and appreciating the environment.Also in alpinism speed is often a key element to improve your odds of survival (for example you might have to reach a peak and start your descent before the weather turns) so it's kinda ingrained in those that practice it a lot
>>219786594Tbh I've been watching videos about caving incidents and most of the time it really seems like 90% of the problems could be avoided by just>having a buddy who knows at which time you're supposed to get back>Not going headfirst into unknown passagesHonestly if someone would just have a rope going from the entrance of the cave to the other it would probably save so many scares. But I suppose the idea is to go somewhere that is completely unhospitable to you, so if you start having a permanent rope why not rig lightbulbs around as well, buttons that alert the entrance that you're in danger, and then what's the point of the hobby
>>219785806weed lmao.
>>219786348>>219786542>>219787177presumably dozens of people had already seen and mapped the dead-end that John crawled into. it's always strange to me that there isn't (or maybe there is now?) a volunteer system where someone hangs caution tape or leaves a note or something to warn other cavers to not crawl into the fucking ass crack.maybe they feel like that would detract from the experience.
>>219786542>live a little>put your life at riskI go on hikes and camp and canoe. I'm not gonna fucking climb death mountain killamanjaro megamurder you will die (difficulty rated 1/10- super easy) for "fun". It's not happening
>>219787383Its not that easy to write on rocks/mud
>>219787383he was a fairly experienced caver too iirc, idk how he didn't realize much sooner that he was going the wrong way, it must have been a massive brain fart.>>219787563tbf the 127 Hours guy was just on hike, he's an experienced mountaineer so on paper it was far from the most dangerous thing he had done but he had an unlucky accident. And there are safe climbs just as there are very dangerous hikes and rapids, I agree that there's no need to do the super risky stuff to get enjoyment out of these outdoors activities
>>219785903Unc went hard af ngl
>>219787563Pussy>>219787177In many squeezes you wont fit with the rope
>>219787643Use a piece of chalk bruv, its not rocket science
>>219785806Just stumpmaxx bro
>>219786348>no nagging wife>no annoying kids>no boss calling me>no air to breathe>it's gamer time
>>219787293WEED IS TIGHTWEED IS TIGHT
>>219787670>In many squeezes you wont fit with the ropeDepend on the rope I guess. I was thinking something made of plastic that just laugh at floods or mousebites. And then, you know... simple knots being tied alongside its lengths, the more knots there are the deeper you are, so by just following the rope you would know whether you're actually coming closer to the entrance or going deeper.
>>219785806I simply dont leave my house.Most people die because they went to some weird place, by never leaving your comfort zone, the chances of you getting in some terrible, deadly situation, like the one shown in the movie fall drastically.I also wouldnt rape underage girls, like Franco did, thus keeping my work career safe.
>>219785889are you under 20? you seem very naive and have obviously never been in a life or death situation before.never talk about subjects that you have no experience of, my young friend. it makes you look stupid to those that do. luckily for you, you're young, you can learn.
>>219785806>Take a deep breath >Center myself>Focus my chi >Karate chop that boulder in half with my head>Go home, have a snack, bone ya mumSimple as
>>219786164Lol
>>219789168It really is.
Should I watch the movie
>>219789304it's probably the best I've seen in the "protagonist is stuck in a small confined space for almost the entire runtime" genre
>>219789414I imagine it’s filled with flashbacks and stuff
>>219787741>>219786348
>>219789489it's been a while but not that many iirc>>219789557holy kek
