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WHAT IS IT ABOUT SEASON 2????
shout out to the twins simp rehab poster last thread, caused some cogs in my head to turn. thank you bro
>>219787006That’s a positive to me.
Put a Midge on
Bashir and Letty irl streams will go hard
my children will be called cole and claire
Bingo Bongo bouncing on my Dongo
>>219787114why does nina always have to sink her claws into every incel autist she sees
content schedule?
who is sleeping under the covers in jungle room? please don't tell me landon is still there...
>>219787116Mine will be named TJ and JC hmu 20 years from now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E8JtTESkV8
>>219787126she's evil
>>219787114i just want them to travel the world and be happy together
>>219787090He’s right about a lot of things like how a relationship built off one sided information isn’t a relationship at all. Which is why when I reached out to both of them I brought up the inherent power imbalance of how much I know about them in contrast to me being a complete unknown. I’d like to be friends with them and then start of that would be them getting to know me. But they aren’t replying so I have to assume it’ll never happen.
>>219787126Nigger "You can lose weight after eating 10 tacos" Nina is only manipulative against kissless, handholdless virgins. Bashir is just doing it because he is happy to be on or associated with production.
>>219787135you want the truth?
I'm watching the older seasons and S1 is some peak kino compared to the retardation of S5
>>219787135Landon’s somewhere else, Richie put a bunch of trash in that bed. Little Buddy is still there though and will be until Saturday.
>>219787142Jimmy the basedJimmy the chudIf you gotta problem then there’ll be bloodJimmy the basedNever defacedHES A KINO MACHINOTHE LIKES THAT WE’VE NEVER SEENJIMMY IS KING (oh yeah)JIMMY IS BASED (oh so true)NEVER DEFACEDJIMMY THE CHUDALWAYS THE BUDoh oh oh oh jimboOh ohOh jimboJIMMY THE BASEDJIMMY THE CHUDNever disgracedAlways /ourguy/Reddit could never replaceJIMMYTHEBOSSNIGGA
>>219787142I watch these to fall asleep to
>>219787060What the fuck is hoardersman anyway?
>be Bingo>wake up at 3pm>don't eat>smoke weed>make art and music>say hi to Bongo as she comes home tired from working two jobs>go explore some ruins/the desert late at night>go home>smoke weed>sleep>repeat
>>219787161It feels like a long lost era.
>>219787186She’s a bad woman
WHEN I GET A KNIFEI WANT TO END THEIR LIFEOR MAYBE GET A GUNWE'LL HAVE OURSELVES SOME FUN
>>219787185old guy jimmy befriended.
>>219787203the goatcarried s5 on his back
>>219787186Maybe Bingo would have more energy if she stopped smoking weed
Did Drake shit himself so easily because he was chewing nicotine gum 24/7?
>>219787176this should be jimmy's slop theme song on bloodgames 2: return of the duke
>>219787199Bingo is perfect.
TO ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE
>>219787218We won't see Jimmy on any fishtank iteration ever again.
you don't know what I went through in S2 so fucking funny making me butt of every jokehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/VRng7jQFQwQ
>>219787210she should do meth
Jimmy be like im the best fish ever Jet said so ok now watch me stream to 15 people
>S4 was fake fans No shit, Jet. It was on purpose to cast women who you could fuck and dorks for the male cast who had no shot in getting in your way to cockblock.
>>219787155i really really dont mean this to disrespect you or put you down man, but bringing that up in first messages to two autistic girls who have been primed by the wiggers to fear the people messaging them likely scared them off before they even thought about replying. once again i really dont mean this to put you down, but trying to speak to them and considering the life altering experience they just went through (being nobodies to having internet clout) requires a certain amount of caution and nuance. i reccomend laying off anything fishtank related until next season and dont follow them post tank, as hard as that may be - this is the best course of action for your own mental health. i wish you the best man, and once again i dont say any of this to put you down, just a cold harsh reality
>>219787234>everyone ghosts him two days after the show is overwhat happened
>>219787217blown out asshole from furry cons
>>219787114>>219787126
playing with Bongo's bean
Night crew, anything happen last 8 hours?
put a joci on
>>219787274Bashir is just religious Jimmy
>>219787186>>219787226Bingo didn't really gain anything from fishtank, I guess she gained $10k but that's pretty meaningless to her, Bongo enjoyed being there but Bingo didn't. Big L for Bingo imo.
I like how Vicky calls everyone faggots because I also do this
>>219787274wow dude some autist with ocd got mindfucked by his parents practicing two different sects of islam, crazy!
Are you gonna watch Josie get her ass beaten by random nigger from tiktok next friday?
>>219787260No normie respects him, which is the correct gut feeling. Real fans are apparently too cringe for him, but is what he deserves. Fake fans are the right level of controllable, power imbalance, and being able to fuck. However, he lost his shit at a retard like Daniel, so he's just permanently raped.
>>219787297I really thought Bingo would come out of shell more by the time the season ended, but if anything she just seemed over it by the last week.
>>219787306https://youtu.be/TrSxNd-TB68
>>219787306that's not even truehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX5oIPea1d4
>>219787306Duuuuuuuude. How does this wigger have 3 years and 5 seasons under his belt and STILL doesn't understand his own fucking show.
>>219787265he got a little too enthusiastic with the twins and they left as soon as they could.
>>219787297>I guess she gained $10kThat's so much weed bruh
I miss Bam's daily boomer mogging of the tank
when is the camping survival trip?
>>219787099The combination of her "dancing" (if you can call it that), her face, her body, her clothes and her shoes, makes me feel embarrassed and angry.
>>219787306This idea has potential but realistically what you probably get is 28 days of nothing, but the last 2 days are probably awesome when everyone has the oh fuck realization that everyone else has to leave the house if they want to win.
>>219787305>>219787186>>219787222>>219787226>>219787316>>219787345what phenotype is this?
>>219787306Jet doesn't even know the lore to his own show.Fishtank was supposed to be a bunch random people in a house and they would do challenges.
>>219787217he drank 2 monsters and ate taco bell hours before
My life would be better if the twins streamed
>>219787328Very, very funny that Sam initially envisioned it as being ran by Jan.
>>219787114Yeah, no....
>>219787367SEX WITH CARRIE
>>219787328So Sam always wanted hell house and Jet turned it into friendtank
>>219787367Would turn them into my stepdaughters
>>219787367They look more similar here... I think they have both fallen from grace at some point in their lives unfortunately.
>>219787379how would Jan have run the show
>>219787356burnout flyover meth addict
>>219787274>man of conviction and moralsIt would have been pretty kino to see him realize this with Vimp and then explain to her how he can do this only for her to immediately get the ick. Women want what they can’t have.
>>219787347Now this I'd watch.
I wonder how Bongo will react when reality sets in that $26k isn’t enough for her to put a down payment on a house, buy a car, and quit her jobs.
>>219787377it wouldnt anon, and you know this deep down.
>>219787306The whole premise was "Sam Hyde's twisted game show". This is just cope because this fried wigger can't come up with good challenges to save his fucking life. They don't even attempt the gaslight element anymore and when they do, it gases out quickly like the Emma BF thing.
>>219787399When Bongo went to live with their dad like a year ago she gained a ton of weight and Bingo lost a lot of weight.
>>219787400Different character each time, I assume. Actual effort. The ability to be witty in real time and have charisma. Just a better show.
>>219787413It won't set in until a few months when there's 100 dollars left and she's unemployed
>>219787395more importantly Sam wanted it to be one-off joke project and Jet wants it to be a brand and it's own community
>>219787356Some kind of German-Swiss Protestant, maybe Huguenot or Amish.
>>219786896I can give some specific examples of how say I am channeling kind of the `bingo affection`. 'So like most people here I assume I don't really have any visible/coherent online presence. I do some music and other art related stuff but basically just keep it to myself in general. One of the things this made me consider is actually having a sort of coherent online identity to some extent where you put say your creative stuff out makes you "discoverable" which would enable say someone like bingo to actually encounter you.In another sense I feel like there is something of a duty or obligation for weird people again that sort of fit the "bingo type" where they are very isolated and there's a sense in which you can sort of create a cultural space for people like that by being comfortable putting out your own artistic stuff? Like in the sense of if you are a weird person who makes art by making that and putting it out there that in a sense makes the world more habitable for other weird people. There is also things that sort of say create unnecessary tension like cringe political stuff or something that no one really cares about.So for me the feelings aroused from the twin situation is sort of directed towards considering how I am or might relate to other people of that type. Practically it basically means trying to be nice/less intentionally alienating, having some additional motivation to work on artistic stuff, and having some clear legible online identity they can encounter. On that last one again Cryo is actually partly a example. Even though he's like a fucked up weirdo him just being authentic and you can see all the stuff he does online (obviously to excess) his posts are comfy because of his authenticity. I can see a path to possibly having a presence that has a comforting impact for the type in question? (obviously more through art than penis posting)>>219787090was as much for me as it is for youalsobingo is beautiful
i wonder what strange autistic "moves" blane tried to make while the twins were at his place
>>219787413Jet probably told she'll be making 6 figures from streaming
>>219787305It was honestly kinda sad when here nips were showing after the first round and she had that defeated face. She looked like the nigga in Come and See.
>>219787413It's a good starting point for them. They can stream and do commissions, maybe get Bingo on disability.
The way bingo holds eye contact with the camera scares me
>>219787460She's not disabled though
>a draw a character that bingo's created match, really?
This nigga is a squatter right?
>>219787453Did you hear Jets art streaming advice to them? They’re fucked
>>219787413>Bingo realizes the futility of Bongo's ambitions>Gets greedy and demands her half of the money and proceeds to waste it on drugs>Bongo and Bingo split>Bongo ends up killing herself in a weird schizo mental breakdown>Bingo overdoses on drugs several months laterthe end
>>219787332Poignant as well that they don't even consider women being in the show as a contestant.
>>219787413they already said they're gonna spend the money on fixing some of their health issues
>>219787356
"We're gonna come in your dream tonight" -Twins
>>219787544
>>219787496>yeah, make art here for me so i can farm you my TTStwins>also buy my silver bagsjet is a reprobate
Landon is the only person on camera
>>219787513What health issues? They only talked about their teeth like how Bingo still has a baby tooth. Are they going to reclaim Bingo’s stolen nutrients?
>>219787316I love her
watching the s3 episodes, they are very slow
it's funny how there's 50 million retards like the Twins out there who do nothing, have no families and their only dream is to scam the government to get on disability
>>219787444the online identity stuff is spot on. i feel that is the correct route in order to signal your own "niche"- for the twins that is obviosuly homestuck-esque art. obviosuly in the modern day an online presence is major in regard to attracting a mate, and placing yourself somewhat loudly in a space that you fit could be of great benefit as long as you approach it non autistically. i myself am moreso a writer, and am not in the art community at all, and i have never thought about having a presance in that space online but i think i will now try to do that due to what you have written.thank you again anon, both of the replies in your post were to me. i am very drunk due to feels and you have provided sound advice on how to tackle this in a healthy manner
Remember when they promised us RV trips?
Why is it called S01E06? A joke or are they really this retarded?
>>219787460problem is the audience they got from fishtank doesn't actually give a shit about their art
>>219787308Absolutely.
>>219787609they mean famous house season 1 and yes they are retarded
>>219787592It's not funny. We didn't choose to be this way.
>>219787583Yeah they reached the computer reveal at ep6. Is it gonna be 100 episodes or something?
>>219787610I really like their art. I drew a bunch of Bongo’s characters and sent them to her. This is in comparison to everyone else just drawing Fishtank art of them.
>>219787308when/where?
>>219787592Literally me but in Europe and having to compete with migrants the government keeps importing
>>219787583>>219787626Jet asked AB to specifically sabotage the S3 episodes because he hated being disrespected the whole season. So AB is taking the parts that were filmed exclusively so that the famous stars thought it was a real show, and making that the episodes. Whereas, the point of the show was that we, the audience, know it's not a real show.
>>219787592This woman is 26 years old and it seems like she has no realistic plan B. It's either leech off her sister or leech off the goverment, fucking grim.
These threads are pure brimstone now. Is this how /bant/ and offseason look?
>>219787582>they plan to get their teeth fixed with the moneyHale's perfect second set of teeth are gonna be gone :(
pixie cut twins are going to be pure sex
>>219787413i hope they will get 20k from their simps by doing nothing, like mizzy, letty and binx did
>>219787691Bongo owes her a life of luxury and weed after she stole her nutrients in the womb.
More rich kids like JD in the future to just shit test Jet, because he has no leverage over them
Payton is younger than the twins
bingo will publicly accuse bongo of continued sexual abuse in a year screenshot this
>>219787720Life really is easy mode for women.
>>219787715Ewwww wtf she really does have a second row like a shark I get her breath stinks like booty
See that my stocks are worth what I paid for them>click sell>buyers are ready to pay half of what is shownSo why is the price displayed double of what they are worth?
Bingo probably has internalized trauma from almost being aborted and that's why she's such a misanthropic leech.
>>219787693this is nothing, it's going to get much worse
bar cam is down?
How long did Landon and vimp have sex for last night in the grass?
>>219787593this was me yesterday>>>/bant/24218927hope it works out for you I assume there is lots of weird niche/tangential stuff where you encounter people
>>219787720female privilege
>>219787779hours
>>219787693The two people professing their love of the mutant twins in paragraphs is particularly grim.
Laura is in site chat that’s awesome I can see her messages on observer
who is showering in goo room? dumbgay?
>>219787720https://x.com/alphafox/status/2044053309749608512 here's Bam ripping a nollie boardslide in the same shirt lol
>>219787745What kind of porn is bingo watching to inspire this?
>>219787207>Old guy Jimmy steals fromFTFY
>>219787745She would be in the right. Bongo is an abusive husband.
>>219787720ROLODEX
Nobody is going to simp and give thousands to ugly bald weirdos
>>219787694
wasnt expecting bash to no-sell vimp and fuck off. RIP to my ship, maybe the man just wants to be celibate
Where are we watching
>>219787819I would
>>219787835you’re retarded
>>219787693It typically takes two weeks post-show for things to descend into depravity
>>219787693the mania is just starting dude in off season on /bant/ there is generally at least once person having a manic episode at any moment
>>219787819I've seen gofundmes funded for less
>>219787819Bingo peaked during the fishbowl thing with the gym clothes and those pigtails only to end up looking like an ugly little teenage boy.
>>219787861the ending immediately mind raped all the twins simps and kicked it off with a fury
where the fuck is our little buddy?
beth has a perfect body and cute face. too bad she ruined it with tattoos.
>>219787835something happened in the basement and no one is talking about it yet
I like how nobody gaf about the s3 episodes
>>219787852I’ll never get over my love for her.
>>219787869hot
>>219787885no one ever cared about any of the episodes we just acted upset about it to bother the wiggers
>>219787857explain
>>219787878Her mom titmogs her
>>219787789The face of poop
>>219787835their arc was kino and i'm tired of pretending it wasn't
>>219787877Sleeping in jungle room I think.Idk how these people sleep with covers over their head, I'd be dying.
>>219787869jet
>>219787789Bongo said she was messaging Tayleigh yesterday she was after she woke up. What advice will she give them?
>>219787158my headcanon of the weight thing: she understood she fucked up the initial weigh-ins, but she tried to pivot it into a bliccy-esque bit to avoid accountability. that completely failed and made herself look like a complete retard (she is one).
we've been dragons this entire time
>>219787881on the contrary /ftl/ constantly talks about it
>>219787894truuu
>>219787187what happened to airsoftfatty anyway
>>219787920she is nepstein pilling them and warning her about the gay guys
>>219787835she is a slut and cant be fixed thankfully bashir clowned himself only a bit and quickly redeemed
>>219787786i am a recovering alcoholic and some reason today relapsed, will probably drink the rest of this carton of great northern until its gone and then go back to the real world afterwards. i ended up smoking bongs last night to deal with the urges but today it just kicked my ass.>hope it works outsame to you bro, its a very strange abstract feel. im gonna make this my last thread and stay away from this place and bant until next season. i hope you do the same.
>>219787274>>219787881It was just this, he probably pulled this card and gave the girls the ick
>Bongo would rather talk to Tayleigh, Binx, and Vimp than meKilling myself
>>219787921She seemed serious about it, so it's either she thought it was literally true, or she knew she messed up the weights, yeah. She is an idiot regardless.
>bar cam is down and likely never coming back up
>>219787933He lost a lot of weight and Jet hates him now.
>dood it's me, poopleigh from s2. we should do a poop collab sometime where I can show you some poop
Just how much work has Letty had done since S1?
>>219787633
>>219787203
>>219787453Jet "what's a raid" "streamer bootcamp" Neptune
>>219787611Was that sign written by Burt?
>>219787957Next time dont be so rapey, Blane.
>>219787954isn't it the opposite, he would ignore vimp and letty was all over him
>>219787878>perfectShe's kind of chubby with a flat ass. That's the default modern woman body. It's fine if that's what you're into but let's not mis-use the word 'perfect'.
>>2197879840 you virgin
>>219787126No more nina and binx-type women
guy be like noooo you cant get bigger boobs by gaining weight and being on birth control
>>219787835he seems to be close with Letty they were hanging out the whole day
>>219787916Letty and Binx are after him now
I'm so glad I don't care about any of this anymoreBecoming an offbrand Kick streamer house is a terrible fateWe're a far cry from the halcyon days of seemingly endless potential
>>219787923I thought playing the stupid imagine dragons song was mildly amusing
Is Jet being charged with a felony for renting property with the intention to damage it?
bashir getting bitches makes some of you real mad
>>219787984she worked on her wrists a lot if you catch my drift
>>219787305Bingo is an Emma tier tlp desu Theyre about the same weight and height
imagine me draggin my nuts across your face
>>219786938Bingo explained afterwards why she reacted the way she did during that. It's because she hates feeling powerless.
>>219788067I do get mad at things that never happened
>>219788078imagine a literal malnourished failed human still being taller than you
If you give money to an inbred ugly drug addict wigger cumbunny then you don’t deserve to live and I should legally be allowed to kill you
>>219787916Do girls like it when guys dress them in their cool clothes?
>>219788049I feel completely done with it. I will be here regardless, since ftl is one of few threads that move semi fast. But i just do not care anymore.
>>219788092uh oh virgin about to have a melty
>>219788067getting bitches dry
>>219788043what?
>Season 5 house belongs to a Pornographer and porn studioI remember for years Sam would try to tell his boys not to watch porn, here they are not watching it but helping to enrich the porn industry. Also really fucking funny Dumbgay trying to explain Goo and the Goo room to this faggot.
>>219788124yeah, they love taking your sweatshirts and cologne if they're into you
>>219788049It is funny but that’s life the world has changed a lot since 2023
Im starting to think Bashirs popularity is based solely on screenshots of him smoking
>>219787987Josie is gonna destroy that nigger
>>219788090Wow good thing she wasn't fucked with the ENTIRE time she was there.
>>219788157Imagine how ignored he would be without all his gimmicks. That’s why he has them
>>219787625you choose it every day
>>219788157and shitting on productionHe's not that interesting other than that
>im gonna make a post saying one of the final three was coddled
we need to know what was his spanish funny gift for letty (initially wiggers)
>>219787442they're non-white idiot
>>219788188what did bashir mean by this
>still seething about bashir ngmi
>>219788212heidegger forgive me
>>219787254she was quite literally going through meth withdrawals during the show
>>219788197They are all coddled but the twins are objectively the most coddled fish ever. You now remember when Bingo started getting negative TTS and was crying over it they turned TTS off and made Ben run a retarded both them and give them new costumes
I hope I can just upload the entire folder for frank/ending seethe to grok or something and have AI make the collage for me
is it time to admit that blanes mom was coddled nontent?
>>219788224Post rare frank seethes
>>219788209Why does he love bussi so much?
So is anything actually supposed to happen?
>>219788224this b-plot was funny as hell
>>219788243They’re going golfing irl today
>>219788221>he made a post saying one of the final three was coddled
>>219788229Built for BBC
>>219787593hey man, am also moreso a writer than an artist and was wondering how you would approach entering or even establishing a writer's space with other people. do you have any tips on where to start? i was thinking of twitter hashtags but most of what i see is just tumblr-esque shipping wars between already written characters and not anything they wrote on their own.
>>219788206They're clearly white.
>>219787265he's fucking unbearable and cringe and jerks off to lolicon. His discord buddies try to astroturf him here to make it seem like people love him but he has no organic fans
>>219788016lmao this, he was hanging out with letty all day in the basement from the sound of their confessionals together
We’ve seen bingo and bongo’s parents and they’re both white maybe 25% mexican in their mom
dumbgay leaving finally
So now that the Season is over and there is no R.V. stream. Can we finally admit that this Season was pretty forgettable?
more bitchtank type stuff
>>219788300but you jerk off to real little girls
>>219788334trvke we need claire abi shadi 2.0
>>219788133gottem
>>219788300I like him but he has shit taste
>>219787885ab slop is worthless
>>219787902obviously he would no sell her
why are cameras still up?
>>219788244
>Emma>Bingo>Beth>Blane’s momFeels like this season had the most snow bunnies.
>>219788174It's funny that the twins wanted to be fucked with but everyone liked them too much to do so. And then others didn't see them as a threat so they didn't see a reason to fuck with them either.
>>219788275sadly i am at absolute square zero in this regard bro, i have been writing for years but have avoided any public online space due to it being rather hostile toward the sentiment of types of people who would post here.im not even sure how you would go about this as far as writing goes due to writing being a much different medium compared to something like art.
tfw no vicky
I want to make gentle love to Bingo
>>219788392She wouldn’t want that. She wants to be viciously pounded by BBC.
>>219788383Uh well seeing as how Bingo bursts into treats anytime she was fucked with, I'm not so sure.
>>219788383>And then others didn't see them as a threatcouldn't even keep track of their own candy
>>219787444>>219787593>>219787953>>219788275shut the fuck up sloan
>>219788423you're actually replying to the cumeater
>>219788369I think his taste is fine but dislike him. Drawn lolicon are all paid actresses who appear to be young, but are actually 18, like Ellie on S4.
Sam made sure every completed season had a moral at the end.What was season 5’s moral?
how does ben stay so lean and sexy in a friend group of fatasses
>>219788443The weak should fear the strong.
ashanti sloan
>>219788443What was the season 3 moral?
>>219788443normies are the real psychos
>>219788369he exposed himself as a turbo faggot on his first kick stream. the intro was sick but then he immediately started whining about "haters" and banning people. couldn't even take the lightest of ribbing. and fucking zero people want to watch that faggot game.
>>219788443>What was season 5’s moral?life isn't fair and there aren't participation trophies
>>219788443The moral is that normies are sadistic narcissistic sociopaths.
>>219788443normies wouldn't say nigger to prevent a rape but they would shoot you without second thought if they are told to
>>219788479i was everyone he banned lol
>>219788469Never bet on black
>>219788416And yet once the moment has passed, she's super chill about it. And both her and Bongo repeat again that they want to be fucked with.
>>219788300>>219787265crazy how he fell off so quick. any goodwill he had left plummeted after his egotistical crashout on stream.
>>219788481but there clearly were participation trophies
>>219788481there was literally a participation trophy
>>219788485Damn, true.
>>219788443The Christcuck slave morality era is over. Fishtank is a Nietzschean master morality brand now.
>>219788482>bro just give up 50 thousand dollars because its mean not tour a fucking idiot
>>219788388true, the one writing club i was part of shunned me for the shit i would come up with for prompts when i thought it was rather mild at the time. and all the reading clubs in my city have women ages 40+ in them so that's a no go either.this will be my last thread as well since i am a bongo simp and i need to distance myself before i eventually try and connect with her only to disappoint myself. if you have any tips in the meantime i'd love to discuss them with you but otherwise i'll probably see you season 6.
BEZO explains how he was KICKED OFF FISHTANK SEASON 5 !!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJw9gTVQty8
>>219788527Yeah…no
>>219788369>I like himThen you have shit taste
Laura piss sounds in hallway
>>219787413They basically can with an fha loan for a shitty starter home. Mortgage would still be $1500. Its worth considering desu. Figure out a way to not pay rent until they have their business set up and more saved. Might be worth considering
>>219788527who?
Time to ship these threads off to /bant/. It's run its course :)
>>219788490what was the first thing you said that caught his attention? i remember it being something really gay to ban someone over and he was like "dont tell me how i should feel"
>>219788524>i am a bongo simpstop being a pedophile
>>219788520If you think 50k is worth violently abusing women the. You’re fucked in the head you normie faggot freak sociopath
Laura replacing Jimmy is funny
>>219788469>>219788482>>219788485yup
>>219788481>life isn't fair and there aren't participation trophiesexcept the 20,000 dollar participation trophy the twins got for being pathetic cry baby retards
>>219788481Twins literally got a participation trophy. Reminder that Shinji and Tayleigh never got paid.
>>219788556>you’re a normie because you don’t want the coddle twins to be given 50k on a plate
God I thought I could put this James faggot shut behind me but knowing there’s people trying to defend that sociopathic normie nigger in these threads is making fucking sick to my stomach. Fuck you freaks what he did is unforgivable fucking kill all of yourself a you degenerate fucking evil pieces of shit
>>219788518and this is a good thing
>>219788577>Tayleigh never got paid.Good.
>>219788479True. It's very telling what people are like when you give them just the illusion of power. Blane in fishtank was a worm, just a clown to make fun of. On his kick stream he is the big badass who will ban all of you. Literally Bezo-tier.He was sperging out about how it's not fishtank anymore and he doesn't have to take any shit, while also shitting on everyone else from fishtank and talking about how he is the superior streamer.These people can't help themselves. Blane would be so much more likeable if he didn't care about people talking shit, but the powertripping is too tempting.
>>219788527he was the biggest "what if" for me if he would have stopped friendtank, he probably would have been shot first though
>>219788553I called him a pathetic worm who betrayed the twins or something, just called him a loser, a dweeb, obnoxious uh. Kept asking him if he thought his life was worth living. Don't remember everything I think the first thing was something like calling him a coward/worm I had been saying shit for a while he was responding to.
>>219788581why did James deserve to get it on a plate with a challenge he couldn't lose
>>219788443>What was season 5’s moralDont sleep through the season and rely soley on simps to get you the win
>>219788556>>219788583People discussing the final challenge at all is a huge astroturfed argument to stop people talking about how awful Jet and this season was.
>>219788577Shinji got a golden beetle
S1. LustS2. DespairS3. Vanity, greedS4. Gluttony (alcohol)S5. Wrath
>>219788591it's just plain low IQ too. and immature. like how do you not recognize at this point in the game you literally can't ban anyone and can have basically zero ego in the meta of things.
>>219788520>won't say the N word for 50k but will choke out two malnourished autistic girlsYour self insert is a flaming faggot.
>>219788577Tayleigh should've paid them
>>219788469I liken it to a tale of surviving an epistemic rupture, putting these normies through a psychologically irreversible ritual and seeing them come out in a more grounded yet elevated view on reality. Day 1 Payton wouldn't have been able to handle Famous House 2, Frank, etc. Day 1 Burt wasn't so aware he was a laughingstock or offputting. They bet their psyches on black (Getting famous) , lost, were damaged in the process and must exist stranded in the desert of the world as changed people independent of the failed outcome
>>219788602Once again i will explain that the majority of the final challenges were rigged for the twins to even make it tied up. If they didnt rig it james would be up 10 points and the wrestling would have been pointless
>>219788613This
>>219788602James already won they had to rig it to get an equal score
Explain why exactly I should stay subscribed? Empty house on stream?
>>219788527here is your popular discord twink
>>219788613im one of the main ending seethers and i actually liked most of the season apart from the ending
>>219788644So what was the point of the wrestling?
>>219788670That's because you're a poop eater who loves the taste of poop
Move on with your lives, chuds
>>219788671It was funny and a callback to s1's final challenge
>>219788659>Explain why exactly I should stay subscribed?no one here could explain why you would have subscribed in the first place so you are shit out of luck, faggot
>>219788670For about 20 days, the show was absolutely shit. And almost solely due to Jet being lazy and a faggot and not doing challenges.
Do you think Bam enjoyed working on the show? I know he's not going to be hired again, but I wonder if he actually liked being on it.
>>219788670Same. Nobody cares about challenges, this is not ninja warrior or whatever. The content twins won by giving us the most content.
>>219788639and they say s3 wasnt kino
it's weird Bongo's fat fetish was never addressed
forgotten moments of season 5
>>219787920She wants to crochet plushies of them or their OCs
>>219788700what is there to address
>>219788670I liked watching two whole weeks of the showrunners not even knowing what their own show was about and the contestants sitting around in pure boredom that they had to resort to kicking down doors to amuse themselves.
>>219788577Tayleigh deserved nothing
>>219788670Im one of the main season seethers and i actually hated most of the season apart from the ending
>>219788627>refusing to do one challenge when you’re already ahead by a big margin vs literally the final challenge that decides everythingand you’re delusional if you think they wouldn’t have added an extra twin-favored challenge to force the wrestling if he won the nigger contest.
you're all bantoids
>>219788690he had no idea what's going on past the first week and only liked talking to Bashir
These thread got really awfulLike really awful because now we have fatty jet defendors
>>219788700A lot of women are like that
>>219788556i would do it for $100t. freak neet
>>219788733The suffix "oid" implies that we are not really bant but just bant-like.
>do you think sam would like me?
>>219788332robojeet trvke
>>219788671Humiliation ritual
Mine and Bongo's fat stomachs touching as I fuck her missionary and listen to her retardedly moan in my ear
>>219788738
>>219788527i guess most already assumed this, but bezo confirms that production asked him to leave the show upon learning that the swattings were targetted at him and he was okay with the decision
>>219788758
>>219788738imagine defending jet
>>219788755/ftl/ IS considered a foreign occupier by normal /bant/ers
>>219788700im sure a lot of her fans are excited about that
>>219788443That laziness and retardation should not be rewarded.
>>219788443How was leaving Burt in the middle of the desert a moral ending?
JD left the hardest
Last time the twins were seen they were in the basement. Is there any chance they haven’t been fucking Jet?
>>219788788because it was burt
>>219788292They clearly arent and have plenty of native american admixture
>>219788758Like many of us sam is our father replacement
>>219788802they are white (american)that's different from normal white
>>219788443Its kafkaesque
>>219788792no
>>219788604TRVKE. I'm so glad twins lost, people who say they deserved the win clearly did not watch any of the live stream and only watched heavily edited clips.
>>219788792Why would jet fuck them when he fucks dimes like ellie and claire?
>>219788788having a moral at the end doesn’t mean the ending has to be moral. If a story ends with a girl getting murdered by a stranger she wrongfully trusted then that’s not a “moral ending” but it has a moral of “don’t trust strangers”
>>219788790>JD left the hardest>the hardesthalf chub or fully torqued?
>>219788788true they should have put him down before leaving
>>219788802no proof
>>219787984Do people actually think this?
>>219788827Twin fantasy + Jet gets off on cucking simps
>>219788836>Every season sam was involved with had a moral ending>What was the moral ending for season 3?>having a moral at the end doesn't mean the ending has to be moral
>>219788802we seen they daddy wit his new asian family he white as fuck
>>219788727Of course they would've rigged it to force the wrestling challenge. The entire thing was rigged for the normie faggot from the start. Freeloaders were literally told not to fuck with him. The fact that he wouldn't say the N word but was ok with choking out two girls just exposed how much of a psychopathic piece of shit he is. And the spit take challenge proved that he's literally a flaming closeted homosexual.
>>219788818ok muhammed
>>219787984not enough
>>219788853bingo only likes black guys and jet is the main reason bongo didn't get to meet Frank Hassle.
CHOKE THEM CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF THEM CHOKE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM HAHAHAHA
>>219788788It was supposed to be symbolic that being a degenerate like Burt and chasing fame would leave you penniless and alone
bongo ending up with frank hassle and me ending up with bingo is the good ending
>>219788700Nothing with the twins was ever addressed. They were treated like toddlers by literally everyone involved the entire time.
>>219788869the mom is mexicani have a friend with a mexican mother who looks exactly like that
I would defend jet before I ever defended binx
>>219788827Power dynamics, he exploited them for money and now he’s fucking them and screwing over all their simps and their future streaming career.
>>219787757LIFE IS MIZZY!!!!
>>219788882I guess him getting the 50k now is also symbolic for where the show is going
>>219788443After getting manhandled and having Jet yell at you to be happy about it you should listen to Jet because he is always right
>>219788868The moral of season 3 was gambling is retarded and I wasn’t responding to the original post
>>219787583I'm actually enjoying them
>>219788792I legit don't think he's in to the twins. Look at how he treated Letty/Ellie vs how he treated the twins. He basically acted like they were children the entire time.
>>219788788The emptiness of chasing fame. For all of S3's faults, they nailed the ending. Felt really MDE.
>>219788332It would be really funny if there was a Antara for the entire RV stream
>>219788892I can see it desu
laura has a strong piss stream
>>219788892so not native American okay thanks alberto martinez
>>219788749A wrestling match for $100 where you'll obviously win but with informed consent from everyone involved is very different from a 24 hour humiliation ritual disguised as a fair challenge, designed to make everyone feel too invested to walk away from the final pointless humiliation.
did he taste pussy?
>>219788881Many were saying this
>>219788939all mexicans have native dna
>>219788939are you fucking stupidall mexicans are some form of white/native american mix
>>219788881this is wht I think when I see mints
>>219788443Females have the ultimate privilege where they get everything handed to them for doing nothing, and men who work hard don’t get rewarded in the end. James may have been paid but he’s going to be forever labeled a racist, and woman beater. (He’s a whoowhite male).
>>219788939mexican ethnically means like half spanish european (varies from 30-70% depending on region) and half native
Need season 6 to be ghetto Latina mom tank
>>219788956okay but they are MEXICAN
>>219788892Their mom isn't Mexican her maiden name is "Oyer" which is French or German.
>>219788881shut up
>>219788802100% French like Alex B.
>>219788882He got $50k so the moral of the real ending is if you don't get your way then send in the lawyers and don't let people forget your name. Make yourself enough of a problem that they either have to make you disappear or pay you off.
>>219788971same way josie martinez is mexican
The twins are straight out of a Connor McCormick book they are indians
>>219788868They said "had a moral at the end" not "had a moral ending"
>>219788869Any pic of absent father?
In retrospect it was a huge mistake to not put a tarini onMost of the cast were super fan redditors. They didn't need to kick her to bring on the twins. Doesn't make sense
>>219788988The picture of her with the disabled twins she has an Asian nose, means she’s not white.
>>219788964huwhite* newfag>>219788988you can have a white last name while having native admixture, just means it comes from the maternal side
>>219788965mexican is different than native american even culturally
>>219788964>James may have been paid but he’s going to be forever labeled a racist, and woman beater. (He’s a whoowhite male).No one who works in the kind of movies James Drake makes and stars in give a shit about any of this, you’re delusional
>>219788941Licking pussy is for faggots.
>>219788988TRVKE ON THE BUZZER
>>219787920probably something along the lines of "stick with me and I will show you how to stream" basically>let me profit off your popularitylike every other ex fish with 10 viewers and including blane, all wanting a slice of boingo pie
>>219789001Hes not absent. Bongo lived with him just a few years ago
>>219787835Whatever Vimp could have gained from being on the show has been completely squandered by her not going home and playing into the ship. Instead she'll let rumors of her fucking the wiggers swirl and then not capitalize on the fleeting post tank viewer buff. Sad!
>>219788955>>219788956>>219788965Completely different native groups, and people mean natives in Canada and the US when they say Native American
>>219789002>Most of the cast were super fan redditorsbut were they a friend of aryeh?
>>219788994That's the retconned Neptroon director's cut ending. It's non-canon.
>>219789033Bashir was a fan of Aryeh and described him as the ideal Fishtank contestant, and specifically not a “good to bully” way either.
>>219789032theyre all very similar relative to the difference from europeansits like being hung up between the difference between a african/french and african/german mixed person
sup fellow brainwashed cult memberswe enjoying the post season laura tent?
>>219789001It was posted multiple times during the show
>>219789001He's not really absent. Bongo lived with him.
>>219789058What even is the Lauratent? Cleaning the house lazily while periodically sneaking into the basement to give Jet a quickie? I'm not paying that much attention.
for me its simpleburt wonhe gets paidits that simple (for me)
>>219789002It is kinda crazy that if she didn’t post on reddit that night the whole landscape of s5 is different. Imagine the twins coming on as freeloaders
We're not done yet.
>>219789013This, Mizzy gets work doing commercials and Connor that massive faggot from season 3 who had an insane crash out with Alex b, who then went on a live stream with burt and a black tranny has been cast in a movie in a small part role. Look at Sam himself all the insane shit and cancellations and yet he's still around and more people know his name and who he is than ever before. Cancellations only work if you let them.
u guys are gonna watch season 6 right?
>>219789076He got paid and gambled it away. His total winnings are around $125k now.
>>219789032>>219789012Fair but I think even within north american there is pretty substantial cultural variation between specific tribes. I dont know that much about mexican history or the groups there but I assume there was a spectrum of tribes and I know there are still some largely still pure native there who are particularly primtive and fucked up that even mexicans basically view as animals or weird shit like the zapatistas I have talked to mexican friend but they ltiearlly never know anything about their family history or what tribes they have inheritance from. I'm scottish and know what clans I have roots in and even within say within scotland there are certain clans/people I still wouldn't trust if I encountered today.
>>219789066>Bingo and Bongo's father is also Ellie's fatherHow deep does this rabbithole go?
>>219788701Spooky i guess.
>>219789066>jet brought the twins on just to get at their half sisterholy shit
>>219789100>They have a cave troll.
>>219789066twins got mogged by their half sister
dellywave
>>219789002honestly can't imagine s5 without the twins. they were coddled as fuck and were in their own world half the time, but they brought a comedic gag element that would have been otherwise just "indian bad" with constant TTS and bloody bastard bitch sfx. I'm glad Tarini was replaced
>>219789078this I had a similar thought the entire dynamic of the house changes
>>219789012>>219789106im more speaking phenotypically because my main point is that the twins are not 100% white and they have something else going onwhether that be whichever flavor of native american admixture doesnt matter to my pointpicrel is not 100% white im 99% sure of it bc ive seen this phenotype before and they all have some form of admixture
>>219789141think the other guy is right im french and she looks french
>>219789141She looks kinda Spanish, like Euro Spanish
>>219789141That is a white woman retard. White people can have brown hair and brown eyes.
i feel like even with 30 days, half the season was wasted because nothing ever happened during the day and bam was such a fuckin nothing "host"i know recaps aren't accurate but its more apparent that nothing happened half the time when its recapped even more so
>>219789066huh
