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Why are most actors manlets?
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>>219789707
theater club kids, the lowest rung on the social ladder before afterschool anime clubs were born.
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>>219789707
>live in california
>made it 6'1"
>move to montana during the pandemic
>literally everyone is at least my height here if not taller, even girls

Bros this shit sucks, don't move to flyover states you will be relegated to manlet status guaranteed.
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>>219789707
Manlets tend to have the best facial proportions due to optimal growth hormone balance. A lot of tall dudes end up looking like ogres especially after 30 because their features are slightly more exaggerated and their skull is way bigger (while their eye balls are the same size).
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>>219789707
It's easier to film if they're the same height as women.
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>>219789989
Fucking kek
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>>219789707
>6'1"
heath ledger
keanu reeves
robert pattinson
john cena
alan rickman
harrison ford
henry cavill
bradley cooper
denzel washington
channing tatum
jon favreau
kevin costner
matthew gray gubler (reed)
>6'2"
sam jackson
john candy
idris elba
ryan reynolds
chris pratt
hugh jackman
jim carrey
bill murray
>6'3"
michael shannon (looks way taller)
will ferrell
chris hemsworth
john krasinki
liam hemsworth
matthew modine
sacha baron cohen
>6'4"
clint eastwood
sinbad
bob saget
john lithgow
tom selleck
steven seagal
snoop dogg
jason segel
chevy chase
donald sutherland
liam neeson
jeff goldblum
joel mchale
jason momoa
alexander skardgard
daniel stern
>6'5"
tim robbins
fred gwynne
rock hudson
dwayne "the rock" johnson
dolph lundgren
john cleese
michael clarke duncan
tyler perry
stephen fry
armie hammer
james avery
christopher lee
>6'6"
penn jillette
fred thompson
james cromwell
rory mccann
>6'7"
steve merchant
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>>219789707
Unironically because the producers realized that if all the actors are small the sets could be smaller as well which means more $$$. Most Hollywood sets have smaller doorf rames and such.
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The Rock is not actually that tall
he's actually like 6'1"

anyway, most celebrities exaggerate their real listed height
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>>219789707
Manlets are insecure and overcompensate, which paradoxically leads to narcissism. Actors are shameless shells of humanity, which is why any woman is qualified.
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>>219790210
I don't see Sigourney Weaver or Elizabeth Debicki on there.
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>>219789920
I know that feel.
>t. ND transplant
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Watch a movie with Bogie and Lauren Bacall. It's so obvious Bogie is standing on a box it's hilarious. Once you see it you can't unsee it.
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>>219789707
It makes framing shots easier if the man and woman are roughly the same height, and tall guys tend to be cast for specific roles (like Bigfoot, or the “heavy”, or a basketball player or something).
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>>219789920
>5'8" human skin tag
>move to Idaho
>even the women are taller than me
Why do you tall faggots have to ruin everything for me and occupy all the nice northern places
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>>219789707
Cause if you have Chad tier looks+height you can be a literally hobo and get pussy. Manlets need to cope by becoming rich and famous.
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>>219789920
I went to see Shane Gillis do standup and all the dudes who showed up were 6’4” farm boys. It was terrifying.
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>>219790388
How many interracial sex jokes did he make?
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>>219790210
Your roster height is typically 2” above your actual height
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Because they look more wide and jacked that they actually are.
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>>219790402
I don’t remember any. His main but was about a room full of 11 year old boys jacking off together
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>>219789920
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>>219790336
go back
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>>219789974
cope. You breathe where I fart.
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>>219789707
Getting molested at a young age stunts growth.
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>>219790828
So does doing steroids before you're done growing. It's why Mark Wahlberg is only 5'6".
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>>219789920
lol my friend had to go to Oklahoma for work and said this same thing
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>>219789989
RDJ is 6'1"
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>>219789836
FPBP. Theater kids, while putting on good entertainment, are the scourge of society. So desperate for attention they will do almost anything. I would bet my last dollar that every single crazy protestor out there against ICE and Palestine are former theater kids. They simply HAVE to be the center of attention. Theater kids don’t actually grow up, they just age.
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>>219791146
There's a reason Romans considered actors lower than prostitutes and gladiators.



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