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we love Letty('s tits)
>>219790251
Had a dream that the twins had killed someone last night.
>>219790251>/ftl/ - Fishtank Live S5 #714 >THREAD NUMBER SEVEN HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN>ddgenes has STILL not abologized for being RUDE and WRONG about Sam Hyde hosting season 5
James getting sucked into the fishtank sphere will be depressing to watch
>Bingo lost her first kiss to Landon>Bongo lost her virginity to Jet NeptuneWill they ever regret these choices or are women incapable of such a thing?
>>219790251was James seriously the only fish that got a day rate?I thought they all got a rate, even if it was only $100-$200 a day
>>219790251why does letty do things like this and then act puritan when people ask her about her sex life?
>>219790295Mindbroken
Would anyone else be interested in a James Drake general on /bant/? It would be a place for us to talk about James Drake, share motivation, and try to become more like James Drake.
>>219790307fucked up if true
>>219790308What do you think sex is?
>>219790290I dreamed that I bought a 1920's Stanley Steamer and was driving it around my neighborhood
>>219790309autistic retarded faggot, don't ever make a prediction again
>>219790307Ben leaked how much everyone got paid and James Drake was the only one with a day rate. Everyone else probably could have fought for it but they’re retarded super fans.
>>219790307its fake the wiggers wouldnt be this unethical and undermine their own reality show like that
Any bliccy sightings?
>>219790309i just want an apology you were very mean and rude (and wrong!)
What makes a woman attracted to fat guys?
>>219790307they don't give day rates to retarded fanboys who do it for free.
>>219790332how? screenshot? clip?
>>219790312stop being gay
Are you gonna watch Josie get her ass beaten by random tiktok nigger on friday?
>>219790338>the wiggers wouldnt be this unethical and undermine their own reality show
My boy james got a day rate and the 50kGoated.
>>219790290I had a dream that I was hooking up with my old college FWB in front of Vimp and then she started crying and stormed out but I kept going
>>219790306Bongo lost her virginity at like 16 she said
>>219790286Is this the first season without a girl with the zoomette barcode?
>>219790349I'm not gay, but if I was, James Drake would probably tell me thats okay and I should be proud and feel comfortable in my own skin.
>>219790360no itll be nontent
>>219790331I was obviously right about what they should've done>>219790342Cry more NIGGER go back to Ireland
>>219790380
>>219790380Vicky had one didn't she?
Top 3 fish of all time Jimmy Burt Bashir
>>219790376she never lost her virginity she said she's kissed before.
>>219790396yuck. those arent even hot.
>>219790404sorry man, that is not what she said on the show
>>219790357Kato is actually really pretty now that her hair grew back inShe looked weird during Bitchtank
>>219790396poor bb
got wasted last night and threw up on myself before passing out on the recliner
>>219790408Benleaks coded
>>219790343>asking as he posts a fat woman
You know who could save off-season? Tay
>>219790376When did she say this? Clip?
>>219790420What a life
My algorithms now have skateboard shit because of Bam.
Does anyone have the uncensored version of the JD song?
>>219790308Ninas sex life is getting autistic women drunk and xanned and eating their pussy. No man wants her after her Cx cumbunny arc
>>219790376Oh we ain't have sex?Well I ain't at least have BUTT SEXWHAT THE HECK
Don't call my wife fat
>>219790424Many are saying this We need a Bongo x Tayleigh stream to save the vibes
>>219790427why arent druk threads a thing anymore
>>219790420Season 6 is calling for your application
>>219790286Is that Letty?
>>219790456I think they got banned along with stealth druk threads disguised as Leaving LasVegas threads
>>219790425>hooked by low quality baitAnon...
maybe fishtank audience needs to unionize
>>219790428do a kickflip
>>219790376She said she's never been penetrated
i think im gonna get some of those kpop demon hunter meals from mcdonalds for dinner
>>219790396Who's the biggest cutter ever, Betty or JC?
>a man of conviction and morals
>>219790396vgr status?
>>219790424I wonder how she would have acted during the final challenge if she were there.Also if she would have acted differently if daddy sam was the 1 to present it
>Beth didn't fuck the wiggers>Letty, Binx, Vimp, even that pig Laura all didI knew that Beth was a good woman
Where’s the QRDs in this joint?
>>219790495JC's thighs are straight up mutilated.
S5 really needed meg as a freeloader
qrd on whatever will happen today? are they really going golfing?is landon still there?
>>219790496>being a muslim is a big L on my partno shit
>>219790508Beth and her mom fuck real niggas thoughbeit
I don’t smoke or drink or do drugs. Should I start so I can go on S6?
>>219790508You can thank JD for that
>>219790357sexo, so glad i can watch her play with her pussy anytime i want
>>219790508u forgot b*ngo
>>219790508>mogged by your own motherBRVTAL
>>219790436cute tongue
Anyone have the clip of James Drake admitting he's a rapist and murderer?
>>219790498Not wrong
There is a reality where Mauro, Fatty and Simbal were all freeloaders on season 5
>>219790513Gross monkey cock nose
>>219790495>>219790514Betty without question
>>219790528how far do you diverge from the long brown hair white guy prototype?
>>219790496>Doesn't even know what sect or tribal group of Muslim he belongs to is supposed to believe inConfirms that he's just a larper.
>>219790528yeah blend a ton of morning glory seeds and soak them in high proof alcohol then drink thator you can make dmt
>>219790251A boob job and waxing that b hole helps tremendously
simp wars update
>>219790513How is this homunculus still somehow better than AB?
>>219790549I’m Asian with short dark hair.
>>219790561Real boobs dumbass
How much crossover do you think there is between Tayleigh fans and Bingo/Bongo fans?
Drake loves Landon like a little autistic brother he wants to mentor.
People always ask "do it stink?" when they should be asking "is it pink?"
>>219790569>I’m Asian with short dark hair.
>>219790561Nina's breasts are 100% real... <3
>>219790585Dark long outer labia with pink inner folds
Need some black girls in the post season content this is atlanta after all
>>219790566thanks anon super interesting stuff
>>219790585it's brown
>>219790578bingo's biggest fan is a schizophrenic black guy who wanted to fuck Jin
>>219790308Jfc, you virgins get absolutely mindbroken by sex havers. They really should euthanize anyone who hasn't had sex by 25. And that is generous.
>>219790508>kato's mom>jacob's mom>beth's mom milftank is writing itself
>>219790568what do you think the word homunculus means u dumass NIGGA
>>219790570Compare her boobs now to her boobs in season one and there's a big difference.
>>219790585This is a valid question.Pink or brown will settle the ethnicity debate once and for all.
>>219790587Don’t laugh at me, I can’t help that I was born this way and I don’t like having long hair.
>>219790600funny how no one called for him this season even though he was kino s1 and 2 i think that’s says it all about nuwatchers
>>219790578Her chat likes them too so most of them probably>inb4 tayleigh has fans?
>>219790600he bwoke it 5 season ago and no one bothered to fix it...
>>219790566>is arguing that they are simpsOk?????? That should take about 30 seconds. Why is he doing it for hours?
>>219790428>he still has algorithms
Yo that collage sucked DICK bruh it missed so many iconic pics like this for example
you're all bantfags
>>219790585the proper way to ask is how it was done during Bitchtank>Haley is it pink do it stink is it pink do it stink is it pink do it stink is it pink do it stink
Dadtank sponsored by Backyard Butcher's.com
>>219790613ellie’s sistermom
>>219790578i've hated tay since the underwear thing w/ cole
>>219790633this is a dd_genes pic so no
>>219790566>acting like you have any status in a fishtank freeloader's discord is actually the cringiest behaviorI mean, he's not wrong, but... he's also there, so it kind of defeats the whole point of his sentence. Lol
>>219790508Her mom looks like she films herself fucking black guys
>>219790618Compare her weight too brainlet
>>219790649DDDS
>>219790508i dont think so
>>219790513Back when I saw his recaps for S2 I thought his hair looked like that because he was no-lifting the tank and it sort of added to his costume, foolish of me to assume it wasn’t that slick with oil all the time. Also how the fuck are his eyes shrinking?
>>219790308Because her sex life before being a Cx cumbunny was having sex with discord losers on camera, cucking them with other discord losers and doing crack with Tommy
>>219790344why? they claim to spend 1 mio on each season, what do they care about giving their contestants at least 100$ a day?
>>219790633This pic sucks
>>219790629these people are weird
>>219790633How are those iconic no one ever posted those
>>219790651Haha yeah man that's a totally normal and not faggotty thing to say
>>219790632KWAB
>>219790578Twins were my favorite fhe first few days just because they were so weird. I think they got boring fast though. My rankings would be James Drake > Landon > Bashir > Twins > everyone else pretty equally sucked
>>219790540this would have been bad
>>219790513
So when's it starting? I assume they didn't leave the cams up for no reason
did the collage even include THIS
I sent a TTS on Day 2 and on Day 32 someone in chat @'d me and said my day 2 TTS was funnyKinda weird but funny
>>219790420and then you told 4chan under a thread for a peepeepoopoo show that isn't even running
>>219790691
>>219790675this community is 90% fuckin weirdos
tayleigh sucks ass but if she teaches the twins how to stream I'll stop seething about her
imagine fucking this narcissist and she keeps yapping about herself the entire time while you're going balls deep
i love beth
>>219790691When is what starting my nigga
>>219790566>goodsoft>neptune became goodson >jet has a soft body>goodson soft body >good soft>!!!!!!
>>219790513Is this real?
>>219790658herpes are awesome and badass
>>219790579>no camping trip stream with Bashir, Landon and Drake where they teach him to be a man
>>219790618It's called getting fat and push up bras u virgin
i love beth’s mom
>>219790578'ate tayleighlove da twinssimple as
>>219790715Ok I'm doing that now what?
Don't pick a fight that you can't breathe on - Bashir
>>219790513is that kody?
>>219790720post-show
>>219790704>enjoying the show>next part is Neptunian...
>>219790686Viper?
>>219790748No that’s AB the guy who does the fishtank recaps
>>219790733>james trying to hook up landon with street whores and whores in clubs>bashir trying to convince him to notcould be funny if they decide to play it this way on purpose but money, it has to make money
>>219790691>guys, surely the wiggers wouldn't scam us again, would they?kek. they're literally streaming for free on kick, playing old video games nobody cares about. i laughed when ben's first stream couldn't even break 400 and dipped to 200 within the first 30 minutes.
>>219790579>Fort Drake never felli'm glad to see him embracing everything after getting out rather than being repulsed.
>Laura cucked me for the wiggersI'm totally not gonna jerk off thinking about her fat folds and how her fat latina pussy got absolutely inseminated. NOOOOO. haha.
>>219790725Hard to accept it, isn’t it?
>>219790738Keep pumping
>>219790651I thought that. Or gets her husband to do it
>>219790769nah, that's kody
Also, SEASON 5 KWABOTY NOMINEES>Frank Hassle For totally not wanting to be on the show>Skullfor failing to get the show taken down>BezoFor talking a big game and then not even lasting 3 days>Mr. NakedFor being stranded in Atlanta>Alex Stein For hiring Clayton>Honorable Mention: Sam HydeFor turning into a self serious faggot who missed all the fun.
>>219790513i liked this guy until i realized what a wigger ballwasher he was.
Is James the overall best/kindest dude on the show? He seems like a good guy. Genuinely.
>>219790714She better not get them hooked on meth
Why did they kick beth when she didn’t do anything that bad?
>>219790632Heidegger forgive me
vimp is a good woman <3
>>219790552No, it confirms that his mom puts pressure on him for one thing and his dad doesn't lol
>>219790806water
>>219790801still Simmons
>>219790696theres so many similar bams on there im not sure it matters
>>219790801Are you a woman?
>>219790801Kevin
>>219790801probably yeah. He's actually a good dude who gets along with everyone
>>219790769>the guy
>>219790801He failed the kindness test with Alex B and Clayton. He will only perform as kind as long as it's what he thinks people want.
>>219790806because womp womp :(
>>219790797gotta give it to the grooming, doxing superfan who couldn't even last 3 days yet acts like he lasted the whole month while trying to get all the fish to join his discord. blane mentioned that this guy wouldn't stop bothering him to join.
>>219790720this
>>219790830Kevin and James would vibe
>>219790821laura did water and much worse so did a lot of them
>>219790813i dont know who you are, but i am sure landon wouldnt solve captcha
>>219790806she no longer served any purpose after JD revealed she was a cumbunny
>>219790806she was too fishtank and not enough friendtank
Isn't Bezo the reason fagc exists?
I like how bex still follows every new fish and cares about them like a big sister
>>219790801nah, that's charon
>>219790856they had given up at that point, laura was part of the 'trap house' revolving door freeloader decision
>>219790838That’s the bitchtank fish claire not ab dumbass. ab is the guy who does fishtank recaps
>>219790806conflict wasn't allowed until week 3.
>>219790778What else can he embrace? He has no life outside ftl now and his relationship with gums is hanging by a thread. I expect we'll see him meet with Sam soon
>>219790845Those were production challenges that they gave him.
>>219790801nah that's bashir
Where are Goofus and Gallant? Are they still sleeping on the cum mattress in the basement?
>>219790864Bex is a watcher. Jet retweeted her playing the burt sfx at her show so maybe Bex can come back one day
>>219790806Too much water
>Vimp getting her pussy fucked in a hole in her leggings while she wears Converseshe is the wigger cumbunny now isn't she?
>>219790857i am the alpha and the omega
>>219790889it was landon song
i still don't understand what jet wanted for s5.>jet: don't peepeepoopoo on the hardwood floors or i'll get mad.>bashir: ok i just want friendtank. can we have friendtank?>jet: no, the audience wants peepeepoopoo.>bashir: ok, here you go.>jet: STOP IT>bashir: ok, then can we have friendtank?>jet: they don't want friendtank they want peepeepoopoo.what exactly was he expecting them to do? just sit around and talk to tts?
Ways they could have improved s5>kept vicky>don’t bring bashir back>keep beth
>>219790801Who told you about this thread Burt?
>>219790806water attacks got boring
>>219790652Luckily all the weight gain went straight to her boobs
>>219790845alex b was assaulting and threatening landon all night. are you fucking retarded?and clayton made everyone feel unsafe. you're a clayton type aren't you
burt's song is so much better than landon's song
anyone else in here really Love drinking milk?
>>219790921landon looks tuff here ngl
Remember when Emma was just throwing water in the cell for like no reason
>>219790911I think they were legit broke towards the start of the season and after they got some cash coming in he eased a bit on things.
>>219790897>Conversewe call them chucks around here boyo
Who is modkiller1001 on the site?
>>219790897yeah, she let landon lick their cum out of her snatch last night on the grass under the stars while talking about wires
>>219790925alex b was everyone elses issue. same with clayton.james drake is an asshole
>>219790889Rehiring Bex for set, challenge and costume design is how to save fishtank from just becoming jet and bens cumbunny rape tank.
>>219790921if vimp is a good woman, beth might be the very best woman
>>219790658was there any truth to the rumor that some girl had given all the wiggers herpes?
>>219790882Like I said, a performance he abandons if given an excuse. He wasn't actually told to bully either of them.
>>219790940emma was a fucking idiot
>>219790912>don’t bring bashir backcan you imagine the rest of the season would be the whole house sucking Drake's dick
The mental illness in here is slowly increasing
>>219790934Yea
>>219790932Landon's song was literally the only good one
>>219790974Burt's song destroys Landon's song
>>219790956>Rehiring Bex for set, challenge and costume design is how to save fishtank from just becoming jet and bens cumbunny rape tank.They need at least one responsible female on staff (sorry Letty)
>>219790925dude, at this point we know alex is playing a character for the cam, like burt, both of them are playing crazy character for the cam
>>219790940And only managed to hit the twins lol
>>219790932>>219790974Both songs are good.
>>219790974Both JD's songs and the goo song are goated
>>219790940remember when Emma was given the log to win the plant challenge and tried shooting the content fish?
>>219790969slowly?
>>219790940yeah, that was awesome
>>219790798Brushing over the Nepstein Files as >Honestly I didn’t really look into this but I think it was just people mad that season 4 got cut short is some of the most pants on head retarded revisionism I’ve ever seen. He’s probably paid off at this point. Especially now Steinful confirmed that they bought the subreddit.
>>219790956She could even do all that mostly remotely part time so she doesn't mess up her family life
>>219790984burt is playing a character, alex is legit
>>219790971mah nigga
Anypony notice how Americans are all fake nice scumbags? What's with the non-stop touching, every second there is a handshake, a hug, ''I love you man,'' ''I like everyone here.'' They can't keep hands off eachother, all big smiles, the second anyone new enters the house all of them line up to go compliment the new person, give them hugs. And then the second someone isn't in the room they talk shit. They find any excuse to start fights. They are nice to your face but then they ghost you or become passive aggressive. Just completely fake. You can never tell what anyone thinks because they act like your best friend while actually seething and wanting to kill you. Absolutely neurotic.
>>219790498so it confirmed that there must be something deeply broken within you to knowingly go into fishtank??
>>219790801Not so sure. Maybe, maybe not. The actor in him might make his kindness seem more performative than it is, but you generally also need to have a certain personality to want to become an actor at age 30. Not saying he's a monster, but I wouldn't be too quick to lionize him as the greatestest guy ever.
>>219790974>Drake didn't get a songNontent king
>James Drake and Emma teaming up with Beth after only knowing her for 40 minsDrake sisters want to forget about that one.
>>219791011hush retarded nigger
>>219791011creature is very attractive. her breasts are large and her figure pornographic. everything about her is intensely erotic. she's like a sexy cartoon character. payton and jc mog, of course, being athletic models or dancers with brilliant smiles. jc is the fish i would most like to have sex with. creature and abi come in joint 3rd behind them (for attractiveness, not want of to have sex with). i love the angles of abi's head/face and the way she emotes and dresses. she's like a sexy character from a game, like a high-budget rpg. and then come trish and bex. great bodies, friendly faces. trish beats bex to 5th place because she has a super-duper personality, while bex comes across as somewhat cold and detached. i don't let sexual orientation affect my rankings, so if she is a lesbian it doesn't matter to me. trish is the fish i would second most like to have sex with. cuddles with trish would be way better than with jc, and i would trust her the most with a cooking pan or utensil. where trish falls down is in her face. it's nothing to sniff at, but she's got the jungle island look that says your wages will go far but you'll probably die crossing the road. the last mark against trish is that, while lovable, fuckable and marryable, she just doesn't go for a man like me, and i don't believe in raping women. finally, if nifty cut and washed her hair, i think she would be quite pretty in a homely way. she has amazing breasts and her s2 mugshot is highly approachable. you would let nifty look after your children if she had normal hair. and i'd hope my kid would learn a thing or two about comedy and being kind from staying with her. at the end of the day i would like to have sex with nifty, and i think she would be super encouraging and thoughtful, but there's too much aesthetic baggage there which i didn't sign up for. same goes for binx (unranked due to lifestyle). i would happily fuck any of the listed fish in their pussies or breasts and welcome your thoughts
>>219790312you can go back to your containment board and stay there
>>219790925Neither of them did anything wrong and both are examples of people who desperately need kindness and strong role models in their lives. When they were around him the twins completely wrangled Alex with actual sincere kindness, something James Snake can never provide.
>>219791025who cares
Are there any Tayriots left or should I assume every single Tayleigh post is from Viper (Neckholes preferred name)?
So these threads are like 80% bant posters now that we are off season right? Feels weird and scary.
>>219790911early on jet wanted friendtank with occasional conflict until bashirs complaining and the 'mogging' of fish vs prod caused spite. that and they are uncreative hacks who can only rely on peepeepoopoo for any content
>>219791011>Anypony notice how Americans are all fake nice scumbagsbetter than any other place in the world you nigger
>>219791011it's a regional thing
golfing when
>>219791011yeah that's why bashir is the best man in season 5
>'cumber is a wigger dick riderexcept he's been very critical of season 5 on several occasions, but I guess that doesn't fit the narrative?
>>219791011it's to avoid confrontation. culture wars turned us into bleeding pussies.
>>219791007>alex is legitHe outright confirmed in his second appearance it was all an act after they baited Landon into fucking with him for no reason and he never took the bait.
is 30 too old to become a furry?
Emma's attempts at being entertaining were amazing
I don't ever want to hear the term "cum bunny" again
>>219791036i miss her dance
>>219791070No
>>219791077whatabout cum dumpster
>>219790940>throwing water in the cell for like no reasonit wasn't just water. bashir needed to pray and she wasn't trying to make him leave by fucking up his clothes
>>219791064Notice how his criticisms started after his failed attempt to ‘mog’ that one commenter who called out all the BS by pinning the comment to set his dogs on the guy and it failed.
>>219791077what about the term cumbunny?
is 30 too old to become a cum bunny?
>>219790460i dont think they want any random alcoholic
>>219791041he's literally the only one left here at least. Her streams only get like 70 viewers
>>219791077you're being a real cumbunny right now
>>219791050In a few hours
>>219790912Charity's spot should have been given to an actual person, maybe even Vimp, her being a fish would have make her more interesting, because she would have to actually be a person and not just a shadow of whoever she is near.
>>219791070There's no upper age limit.
I just want to take care of Hale and give her all the love she was never given in her life
>>219791094was trying*
basement bunny
>>219790974Trvke, it could be repurposed and pass as an actual song whereas the others are incredibly generic
>>219791077JD minraped you
>>219790370>day ratelol
>>219791077JD got his words confused He combined cumslut and snowbunny
is 30 too old to become a twin fan?
>>219791117final scene of Gummo
>>219791011>What's with the non-stop touchingIt's the opposite I've noticed, Americans are terrified of touching each other. But I'm a Mediterranean, greeting women with kisses and men with dick rubs is common here.
>>219791054It's one of the reasons why I prefer Bashir to all of them. Bashir is pretty honest about how he feels with people. He doesn't hug people for no reason, I am fairy sure all Bashir hugs were at appropriate emotional moments. If he has a problem he actually says it, like calling Landon stupid to his face, which the rest of the house really disliked. Bashir is either real and honest, or he shuts his mouth and says nothing.
>>219791104How about somebody interesting instead?
>>219791077what about cum bucket?
>>219790801>he fell for james playing the gameMaking people think you're nice is basic strategy for shows like this, every instance of james being "nice" to anyone was only done to benefit him somehow in the game, otherwise he stayed out of it.He's also still trying to make bashir look bad on instagram, saying "everyone" but him agreed to a camping trip and mentioning everyone but him when honoring the other contestants
>>219791117She has two rows of top teeth lol
>>219791099no. binx is 34.
What’s your most controversial Fishtank opinions? I don’t hate Tayleigh. I hated S5 but liked the ending.
Qrd since the show ended?
>>219791126I remember when a "snowbunny" was a nickname for a cute girl at a ski resortNow it means...
>>219791094You do realise that is why he's saying she was doing it for no reason? Emma seethers were all bashtards
>>219791137Didn’t read
>>219791144I really do hope Bashir ghosts his ass, but unfortunately as a nice person he'll probably get baited into wasting his time on that retard.
>>219791117I liked when she called this a weird fetish thing afterwards.
>>219791137He's a preachy douchebag who became very tiresome.
bingo is a snowbunny
>>219790376She slammed clams with bingoThat doesn't count
I'd make Emma into my greasy little anal cum bunny
Its amazing how unlikeable Mints is. he's a straight up asshole
binx is 24
>>219791130Kek
>>219791099>>219791117Same. Just want to see the beautiful Hale blossom
binx is 42
>>219791137trvke
Bingo is beautiful
>>219791171yes but he's an honest and genuine one
>>219790778he's a failed theater kid. he's never been close to as much of a star as he was on fishtank. and he is raising some other man's nigger babies. do you even think before you speak you fucking retard?
I just want to take care of Mints and give him all the dick he was never given in life
Ashley and Haley are 26 years old
>>219791185...does she have a mustache.....
he/him Hale
>>219791179To be fair, he's 100% been bullied through childhood. That has an effect on people.
>>219790797>SkullThis creepy fat faggot, easily. Don't let him forget it once we're back on bant.
>>219791157i don't care i'm just pointing out what I watched
>>219791185Does she ever stop grimacing?
I miss Kiki and Koko.
reminder that bashir gave out his music recommendations in confessionals, expecting someone to create a list, but no one cared so he just published the thing he prepared beforehand.
What is your guys' favorite BAMerismmine would be>CEILING SHOEPRINT
bongers im bonging out
>>219791199I'll grant you that. Still, spending time with Bashir would be a chore.
Ok but really, why was Binx there
>>219791208She’s very ugly but she doesn’t have a mustache.
>>219791148The Cell/Bitchtank is the best seasonSimbal should've won S3Jet earned Ellie
>>219791234We moved on from "the fridge has to pay rent" too quickly
How many years since you last had sex only reply if you’re not a virgin
>>219791253uuuuuh.... yeah I dunno.I guess because she's in Florida and was close by.
>>219791253you're brown
>>219791234>JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST
seriously, can they be fixed?
>>219791077I also prefer TLP
>>219791134In restaurants in the med I either get cold employees or sincere smiles.In northern restaurants it's all business, unspoken mutual respect for norms.In burgerstani restaurants I get guys with prison tattoos forcing fake smiles and feminine "friendly" voices.
>>219791253
>>219791263
I miss HeadHe brought that boomer energy we neededAnd Bam's proposed challenges were way better than what the wiggers came up with
>>219791242Only for mentally ill fake Americans. Notice how when Bashir starts ranting about shit no one cares about, not a single one of these fake freaks just told him to stop and told him they don't want to hear about movies from the 1920s.Normal people would just tell him they don't care and to stop going on weird rants.
>>219791103hell yeah
>>219791263all trvkes holy
>>21979126923 years
>>219791278bongo became prettier throughout the season
>>219791278They're perfect the way they are
>>219791071Stolen blanket fort Upside down house Find the key in the beans Tame Alex BTry to be the opposite of her real self to become midge What else?
>>219791278A rich patron of the arts should give them a million dollars.
bashir just recommended this music to listen to it's pretty good https://youtu.be/4rdah0RjN0E
>>219791269My fiance killed herself 2 years ago now. So 2-ish years.
>>219791144Bash is a faggotHe constantly brought up the camping trip and now that it's time he wont go because he's butthurt about the game he lost legitimately TWICEmega faggot
>>219791077who are you? why are you so scared?
there names are bingo and bongo stop calling them h*le and As*ley
>>21979126913 years
>>219791278Only thing that needs to be fixed is their substance abuse problems otherwise they’re perfect.
>APE CHILI
Remember when Bam's mum made chilli, that was nice.
>>219791253>>219791290pretty much jet wanted another S3 callback but didn't have the heart to tell her to fuck off afterwards
>>219791278They will always need a caretaker. Bongo included. Her decision making ability is not all there
good woman
>>219790848hes bothering Vicky also haha its not happening fellas
Thoughts?
>>219791335>Her decision making ability is not all thereso exactly like all women?
>>219791335I want a tard wife I have to be a caretaker for.
>>219791312cool clod
We missed "yo whats good", the schizo girl from the auditions and the degenerate Joshua from estanque this season, btwJet really can't cast for shit, man
>>219791200>he's a failed theater kidHe made it further than Sam would have without access to his dads bank.>he's never been close to as much of a star as he was on fishtankTrue, but him and his family are also certainly dealing with a bunch of bullshit that would turn most normal people off.>he is raising some other man's nigger babiesHe's the dad that stepped up.
>tjseethers>bashseethers
>>219791331>>219791332>18:41:50bruh
>>219791315That's rough, buddy
>>219791145She's well aware of that
reminder that the S3 house sold and Jet still could only afford a few $500 challenges after the paypigs filled the coffers.
>>219791234>HE NEVER HAD A ______
>>219791360both burt and the twins were last minute replacements jet is really bad at casting
>>219791335I've seen women who are as retarded as Bongo who ended up having a husband and kids and living relatively independently. Bingo though, I don't know about Bingo.
>>219791352He was actually one of the people that came to my mind while thinking about it this season. I'm not even a fan of the guy but he fits the role.
>>2197912697. Am I cooked?
>>219791335women aren't supposed to make decisions they are help maidens for men
>>219791352>foodjew
>>219791263>The Cell/Bitchtank is the best seasonThis is true
>>219791360he should've casted kale from el estanque but Trump has ruined international travel
>>219791332comfy kino
>>219791352He’s too washed.
>>219791399only simp faggots believe this
>>219791396She killed the season
>>219791383Bingo will always be a leech on Bongo.
Vickster
>Jet has over 2m dollars in the Fishtank bank accountare you ready for fish city?
retards ITT crying about fish teaming up with freeloaders. thats how its suppose to work. its not suppose to be fish working together against the freeloaders. you are suppose to weaponize the freeloaders against your fellow fish contestants with the goal of getting them to quit. emma and drake weaponizing beth and laura is exactly how it should work.
>>219791360and Serafina
>>219791352He's big but he's not physical or intimidating enough
>>219791386yeah he has the energy i don't think he's as funny but I could see him actually being pretty good at interviewing people/doing the host stuff epic meal time was basically stupid challenges anyway
>>219791407>>219791332yeah we got a viva la bam x fishtank episode and I am happy for that
>we need a controversial charismatic internet figure that can fight, has a strong presence and is somewhat a big guy who can also bring in an audience to the showJeez, if only there was a perfect guy for the job.
>>219791360>the schizo girl from the auditionsThe cute one?
>>219791352I don't know enough about him but I do believe he could commit to it well enough.
>>219791352bam was friendly and nobody in s5 house was respecting jet and his ideas, ben faggot screaming had no impact at all, people were ignoring him as wellsam is an ape everyone is scared of because he can explode in any moment "as a gag", he is passive-aggressive, he doesnt let contestants close
>>219791312when did he reommend this
>>219791396that facial expression is so funnygrrrrr
>>219791422He needs 10million
>>219791352Only if they have a gimmick where they have a different host every week. Harley isn't that interesting and lacks the edge. He'd be fine for a few days as simply being a big guy would be intimidating, but people would quickly realize he is very soft.
>>219791434no thank you.
retards ITT crying that mints has a beautiful fat ass and they will never be able to fuck it. That's how it's supposed to work, you get to see him walk around strutting his shit and then you are aroused and by tts to "mock" him to get your repressed homosexual lust out
>>219791448he will only do a week of it before giving up and telling everyone to go home
Bongo following the wrestler Dan Hausen on insta is hilarious.
>>219791185I can just imagine the spiteful hate she got from the other girls in school when all she wanted was to be left alone to draw, life is cruelest to the kindest
>>219791434i have no desire for even more /pol/ shit in fishtank and neither do the wiggers thankfully. That's one of their best qualities really.
>>219791315Fucking hell mate
>>219791434He barely even puts up with his 2 hour online shows without drinking and ending early. He would never deal with this shit
>>219791352Harley has the physicality, but not the character. I don't think he could scream or intimidate someone if his life depended on it. He's just too nice.I have to say, Ben kind of fit that role in S1, because he wasn't well known, the fish didn't know what to expect. Also, he looked like an extra from True Detective S1
>>219791449Nobody ever found Sam threatening either, until he played a character on Fishtank.
>>219791263good to see you awake this early, neptroon. keep it up
>>219791321>Implying James actually reached out>Implying any of the other fish are in
The most important thing in Sam's notes is "mystique" and it's completely gone now. Famous House normies were completely baffled by Jeremy Gold, the show didn't make any sense to them. That's peak "mystique".
>nooo why couldn't i just sleep my way to 50k? i sleeped and i cried and you still won't give me 50k baaawwwwbongo's cool. bingo just sucks.
>>219791420
>>219791459you really do want that tight ass split open like a coconut
>>219791352you know....i think he'd actually do a pretty fucking good job. I don't know how he'd handle the offensive stuff though.
>>219791273whiter than her
>>219791498Vicky and Laura knew each other before the show?
>>219791478typical beaner
>>219791465Maybe I should have used my name when I sent her TTS. I just hate those people who do that so much.
>>219791459its ruff
So has anyone done anything in the house today?
>>219791224She actually brought out a warm smile during the photoshoot challenge
>>219791352Get JD and James Drake to cohost.Harley seems like a cool dude and he's defo big, but he seems so washed up (energy-wise) doesn't he? Like I can't see him being a strong leader or bringing strong comedy chops. James Drake could be the tentpole fishtank needs, balancing out the fish/tank w/ him as the Host providing a strong base. JD can be there so James Drake isn't completely alone in there, they're two JDs, and JD isn't hellish but he's also not afraid to talk shit and he's ready to defend himself. They're both kind of like free tts as well.
>>219791498
>>2197912696 years since i lost my virginity to a fat chick
>>219791509I think that's vimp but it must be an old pic from before she transitioned
>>219791352Is that the epic meal time basedboy?He is tall as fuck, yeah, but lmao, they'll have to make sure not to get any actual rough-housers like Freddy or chads like Drake because no matter his height, he still exhales onions energy
Klaus and Benleaks should host S6
>>219791269a couple months
>>219791327Watch scummy jet trademark it for himself
>>219791561this, so much this.
>>219791545Wasn't he helping Sam train for his boxing match? I'm pretty sure he can fight at least a little bit.
>>219791526Harley is still pretty fucking funny whenever I see him on PKA. I think he could pull it off.
>>219790801You have a very low EQ. He's literally a sociopath.
>>219791352https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndU9x0uN-aMHe doesn't seem to have the energy for it these days.
>>219790797Twins are KWABOTY, they coasted til day 30, got their heads shaved THEN got double head locked by normie chad
good host?
>>219791448What’s the goal though, pure money sink vanity project? Because there’s no way with their level of incompetence that they’d be able to clear $10mil during the season to break even and then start taking profit.
Ben was on IG live last night and shouted out all the fish who were watching except Angelina because they had sex
>>219791601that's hot
>>219791587On all counts except size. He's a manlet but I think it'd still work
>>219791601Ben and Angie's 5ft tall half jewish half flip balding sons!
If I was on S6 my gimmick would be sexually harassing production. I would always be trying to lick Jets face or fondle Ben’s micropeen and I would rub myself on Mints ass.
the host of season 6
>>219791580holy shit this dude looks dead inside, would make an awful host
>>219791581They still got a reasonable payday out of it though. My vote is definitely for Frank.
>>219791619thats how i fake yawn when im tweaking at work
>>219791269I am a man and sucked cock a few weeks ago does that count?
Shoovy as s6 host
>>219791587he does too much shit he runs like 4 companies he wouldn't be able to he is also not able to play a character reallyI was thinking about that whole comedy circleAri shaffir probably could, but would make it way too gross. Some people from the OnA universe might work but I don't know if they'd be willing to deal with the tts fucking with them like norton or cumiaI think you'd need a younger poorer comedian who doesn't have as much going on but most of them are pussies. I don't like william montgomery but I could actually see him working as host for having the manic sam energy, he had tai on his podcast.The issue is someone willing to do it who is younger but still can bully people confidently and not make it obviously a joke
>>219791639How is Frank the kwab when Jet is the one haunted by him?
If Frank just didn't show up he wouldn't be a kwab. But he begged to show up, teased he was coming, threw a tantrum, and then claimed he didn't want to be there anyways all while watching the show all day every day.
>>219791642autism is one hell of a drug
>>219790940Remember how production kept giving her gimmicks in a failed attempt to make her interesting?
Real talk:Whats the real why bashir bought a queso plushie?
BEHOLD! your new host
>>219791681He’s a faggot with no personality.
DrDisrespect is the one who should host next season
>>219791434Paul is too mean spirited even for fishtank
>>219791570No, it was the other way around. Sam was coaching Harley for his fight in idubbbz's creator clash thing.
>>219791705Trvke but his rates would probably be higher than Bam's
Frank Hassle would be a good host.
>>219791681he thought it was epic
Would Jan come back to host? He was Sam’s original pick for a host.
>>219791705
the state of the vimpcord simps
Bashir got fucked by that TTS that said to take the other stairs when he got lost during golf. Based James Drake kept it simple with the tried and tested stair strat
>>219791705Only if they trick him into cheating again
>>219791669Because Frank spent 30 days begging to be on Jet's show?
Vicky can be the new host and she can wear a top hat and bow tie
>>219791705>just rapes one of the contestants on camera>"whoops sorry Jet, I thought we were offline at this hour"
>>219791681To feel close to Josie and the show, so cute!
Such a shame Sam doesn't want to host the show. Not like he's busy, the only good thing he uploaded this year was the feminism debate which was a premise similar to famous house.
>There are people watching an empty house at all hours
>>219791731dont care, also more embarrassing that you joined the discord
>>219791712That alone means he'll be able to take pretty much anyone they cast as a fish. James Drake was a one-off character. We'll most likely never see a normie amateur boxer on the show again lol.
>>219791681He explained it well enough right? He enjoyed season 1 so much that he wanted something physical to represent that love. Yes it's gay but I wonder why he would do that instead of getting a shirt or whatever else the wiggers were selling after S1.
>>219791504Are you a woman?
Why are we avoiding the elephant in the room talking about the next host?
>>219791521This nigga genuinely turns my stomach to look at
>>219791705Fuck that faggot. Total fucking landlord energy.
How to get people to stop fucking with production:>hire 15-20 people instead of just 10>first person to shit-test the production, just kick them to make an example>????>profit
>>219791767letty was so ugly in season 1 that I fucking despised her mostly because she was so horrifically ugly
>>219791763>dont care, also more embarrassing that you joined the discordok goodsoft_media
>>219791705stop eating cum
we need a roladex of washed up male celebrities who are desperate enough to take a job from Jet Neptune so we can make a short list of potenential hosts.
>>219791770you mean the protege they sent to peep out how they are running their organization so they can do their own with hookers and stake funding
>>219791504nigga.... Binx isn't white, that's the joke.
>>219791737Along with all of chat, to the point his name is now bannedImagine siding with goran of all ppl
When does the golfing start? It’s 2PM.
>>219791681He's a sweet and sincere sentimental guy.
>>219791771nigga looks like a barbecued roach
>>219791771he looks like he's a skinwalker or made of wax
>>219791619This is deeply unsettling to me for some reason.
>>219791785>yeah I'm also in the discord but I'm totally different than all these other guys
I liked Psycho Adam so much that I'm now watching PSC
>>219791769why
>>219791770he's making his own version
I wish challenges mattered i wish elimination happened more >t. jamesfag
>>219791812i joined the discord to enjoy the simp wars
>>219791526Terrible idea.
>bingos knight or whatever the fuck his name is believes his gimmick is entertaining
>>219791791Get Louis CK
>>219791504Very feminine hand
>>219791791Why wasn't Andy Dick or Harland on?
TLP has less viewers than Jin
You have his number Jet. Call him in to host season 6.Also he’s a bro stop being scared he is going to blab about your r9k past
Ice Poseidon Presents: The Reptile TerrariumHow mad would the wiggers get?
>>219791665We just need Sam back.
>>219791770Ice would be a terrible "host", but they could really use him during the planning phase of the show lol.
>>219791848Eggy is still alive?
kevin brennan host
>>219791812I need herI need to cum inside her
>>219791842get famous for free show
>>219791861hes funny but not really intimidating
>>219791832did my fucked up nails or hairy wrist give it away
I think they should get john cena to host
>>219790428i miss head
>>219791778Or just use military tactics>Landon shit-test production>Production removes cigarettes/beds/coffee/running water/etc>"You get these back when Landon stops fucking with production"Not only this is effective but also it creates tension among contestants
>>219791665It has to be an unknown comedian who can subtly roast, maintain distance from the fish and keep them guessing about what he really thinks.
Jet. Make the call.We need a new host.
Lasagna Anna would host for free and would pay to cast the male fish
Where the fuck are they?
James was not paid 20k extra.
Make the call
lowkey if i'm ever unemployed or w/e i'll just try get into fishtank, see if i can coast a la landon, and then just help cleaning up or whatever so i can stay a few days. free food. free roof. change to hang out with some 3/10 mid girls (eh).
>>219791914>imagine another bliccyNo thanks.
put a jeff on
>>219791011that's a southern thing. up north we don't do that shit. in the south they're nice to your face but talk shit behind your backin the north they're assholes to your face but will help you out and kind when neededidc what they do on the west coast
>>219791707nah he's wholesome as fuck actually https://youtube.com/shorts/kFx18UcN2Y4?si=jyxDMcBc-Rq2FToT
sorry but i'm enjoying the s3 episodes.
Has Jet said when the golf stream starts?
I think this thread SUCKS!
Bliccy aint never been funny botted to hell and back so fucking weird
>>219791914She would've unironically converted to Islam for Bashir
>>219790801hard not to be when you won the genetic lottery
i still have some stox. for reason they are pumping atm. I'm back to level i bought them, but i'm wondering if the wiggers or paypigs or whoever it is are going to pump it even more.
>>219791587isn't there a pic of jet from skankfest? >>219791665he likes to hustle, he can probably make it work. I feel like there is potential there.
Bliccy is great, sorry chuds
>>219791812Kenney did nothing wrong
>>219791434You know what? At first I thought "what a stupid idea" but then I remembered he actually has a softer side and could probably do a pretty good surrogate father shtick, like the one sam had in s1. There are definitely worse choices for hosts.
>>219791966too old for her
papa meat should host season 6
>>219791782She was beautiful
>>219791352harley is a pedo. too many sick hints on PKA
>>219791871he is very gettable and he's confident I do not think people would be able to handle him at all>>219791899I think you can't really look for another sam you need someone to do their own thing The main criteria would be1) Willingness to be directly mean/promote conflict and go after people who don't do what he says2) Still caring about them being able to interview/get peoples backgrounds and want them to be better as peopleI don't think you really need ironic distance you just need to do someone who can do the two aboveas a like minimumThere are lots of just standup focused people who are not popular at all they could get the main issue is most of them are just conflict avoidant pussies
There has never been a good female freeloader
imagine if they got brendan schaub.
>>219791830>garnachosknight donated 100 Penis Wipes by Dude Wipes
>>219790801Shinji
>>219791782Nina was always beautiful... <3
>>219792009lol
>>219791951Do you think they'll do flashbacks later to show more of Mizzy or Luke in the basement or do we only ever get 10 seconds?
>blane: "forward slash v forward slash"he gave me the ick.
Get a black guy as a host that wouldn’t actually scare so many fishtank types
>>219790508Nobody fucked the wiggers
>big>sociopath>has presence>familiar with the show>fan favorite but his bit got old two seasons ago, needs a new roleMake the call Jet. You know he'd make a good host. Get him on ozempic and HGH like Sam so he doesn't get mogged by an Indian again.
>>219791987cringe
>>219792006Betty, Bliccy and Nina were all good
>>219792006Suzie literally caused the siege of Fort Drake because she grabbed Bashir's dick
>>219790801That would be Sam Hyde
>>219791991He'd fit right in
>>219791434i am grateful that i have no fucking clue who this is
>>219791842instead of streaming at the same time.... they could just collab ya know
every suggestion for a host itt fucking sucks
>>219792027He doesn’t like to do bits or act though
>>219792033Bliccy is the most astroturfed freeloader in the history of the show. Absolutely worthless.
>>219792035I may be short but I ten foot taaaaallllll
>>219792020that was based and funny actually
hey this is brendan schaub and welgum to my hell hawlse
>>219792044why the fuck is this a video
>>219791979>has a softer sidelol
First time since s5 started that im watching kick streams again ive missed so much lore
Suzie should host season 6
>pops Bashirs cherrywould you mark out?
>>219792044this actually scared the shit out of me wtf
>>219791465Wonder if she will be crushed when she finds out it was a larper. Bet you it was some autist who really liked how similar Xavier's TTS speaking patterns matched Danhausens
>>219792061instagram story
Host doesn't need to have a softer side.Contestants don't need to have an arc.That's all fucking cringe.
>>219791731reminds me of the time a bro and I infiltrated a nasty pornthot discord and had a good laugh at all the simps there (posting their irl selfies), while getting more attention from their object of desire talking in chat ignoring her and discretely making fun of the simps.Gj anon. fuck simps
>>219792078who?
>>219792053>she’s sucks! Because…because well she just fucking does ok?!
>>219792053No one said that until this year, newfaggot kicktard opinion disregarded
>>219792027Why must these two proud sons of Georgia feud? It breaks my dixie heart
>>219792044
>>2197912691 day, literally yesterday.
vance herethis is the season 6 host
>>219792095I said the same thing during S2 you humongous faggot.
>>219792033Nina didn't do shit
>>219792053settle down antara
I've got a host that will blow your whole production
>>219792087Holy ALPHA! BASED DEPARTMENT?!
guys, what does "mark out" mean?
>>219792078She would never fag
>>219791352Harley is not intimidating and he's a Jew which brings it's own insanity to the house for the wrong reasons. No more middle eastern tribes people on the show, no more jews or muslims with their blood feuds.
>>219791842>lessfewer
>>219791848Was BG Kumbi ever o?, I know he was around to be an extra in Extreme Peace, but I might be making a false memory
remember that night when bliccy got her piggies out and was being a total footslut? it was so hot.
Not sure who's worse, blane or bliccy. Both are absolutely worthless
>>219792087you sound like such a massive faggot, you should apply for the show and be bezos 2.0
>>219792120He gets too handsy. Rapetank
>>219791540KEK
>>219792087thanks man i do enjoy a good simp meltdowni will continue to expose and ridicule simps
>>219792116She was on season 2 for about 15 minutes you lying shitstain
>>219792087Employed?
>>219792138lol
I bet Bezo never even sent gay guys to someone's house
>>219792130>>219792090no im just saying Cole bitched out of an Ellie storyline lets hope Bashir dont
>>219792134danke
>>219792094>I'm a tranny please respect my pronouns >ok>actually I'm a woman just kidding>ok>shoutout pariah!!!
>>219792128taking a marker and putting a line through something
>>219792156I'm not lying you fucking retard. She was also completely worthless during Cell, stepping on Sam's bits and pouting like a fucking baby.
>>219792006That's because Jet wants to fuck every woman on the show or feels too bad about kicking them. This leads to the women overstaying their welcome.Laura would be considered a top tier freeloader if she was removed a few days after JD left. Vimp would be considered good if she was removed after the candy challenge.The black midge would be a top tier freeloader but Jet felt bad about removing her so she stuck around too long.The dudes have to fight to be kept in and the second Jet doesn't find them interesting they are kicked.
>>219791842Get a job, both of them just annoy me for different reasons but the end result is the same.
>>219792170Bro gets mad over tranny jokes
>>219792168i never know wtf you're talking about
>>219792113this kike stinks, got a career as what was essentially a joke by the guy whose coattail he hung on to
Chad to Chud is a funnier concept.
>>219792183Vimp's love triangle carried the last third of the show
He was a good freeloader this season
>>219792179ben's just mad bliccy didn't let him hit
>>219792179You’re lowkey showing feminine behavior are you a girl
>>219792201he was a goo freeloader
>>219792201He is still a good squatter this season
Anyone got that bloodgames movie that got taken down?
>>219792173:(
>>219792173
>>219792179oh no! not sam's bits! the ones that were probably oh so funny
Very Cole-coded thread
>>219792225You probably thought Bam was hilarious this season faggot
>dumbgay trying to sell all the twins' stuff to fans
>>219792006Abi
shota cocks
>>219792201do tattoos really even hurt?
>>219792128pro wrestling term, the fans are called marks (an old carnival term for identifying people that can be scammed at carnival games - applies to wrestling because it's fake but obviously no one believes it's actually real now) and to mark out is to become incredibly excited about something - say like some 10 year old kid going crazy when John Cena wins the heavyweight title. So someone could be a Drake mark (a big fan of Drake) and marked out hard when he won the show.
Bro what is this bitch still doing there?!
bliccy should host season 6 like
>>219792228worthless whore i hate her so much i hope she never comes back
Vimpcord is weird
>>219791782Noooooo, she was cuuuute
>>219792179Oh no not daddy sams bit where he denigrates women for the umpteenth time, that bit is so funny not at all his way of lashing out!
Ben here we have to cancel golfing because we woke up too late
>>219792245She's the maid.
>>219790496this tweet is obviously a joke you autists
>>219792245
>>219792254back to trannyfarms joshua moon
Face it, Bezo is the Cole of this season.
why does she seem like such a good woman now
The bloodgames movie edit thing was lame as hell.
>>219792201Good enough I guess but what did he do besides arguing with Burt? He threatened to go off on Laura but never did, got in Bashir's face once during the superbed, and made everyone paranoid about Frank.
>>219792241ohhhhh ok thanks man i really appreciate the thorough explanation
>>219792245Cleaning. Jet explained this
>>219792268the fuck? lol
>>219792183Hates Laura, not worth it to have someone on that annoys audience just because they hassle the fish. Idk why /ftl/ hates Frank so much, yet heaped praise on Laura because she did what he would've done with the addition of being grating
i marked out when bliccy took off her socks
>>219792268He did not leave. He was kicked. They don’t want him back!
tell Vicky to fucking stream now
Is nobody in the house except for the squatemalan maid?
>>219792268he was kicked because having him on the show had all his discordtrannies swatting the placenot a cole
Vimp
>>219792268>Bezo is the Colebro what
>>219792173>Doesn't cross out tiger's house despite landon being eliminatedWhat's james' problem?
>>219791996The distance is needed for the mystique that makes fish perform, willing to get uncomfortable instead of thinking they're part of the production.Harland Williams and Matan could do it but they're so well known most fish would think they're "in on it".Even Bingo and Bongo with some direction could maintain the mystique and demand a different kind of authority if the fish don't know them. The fish should be thinking "wtf are we doing here" but not complain about it.
>>219792216https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mglXyZ4w94
~marking out is freedom~
>>219792261Yeah…no
This guy voiced Ghost from Modern Warfare (2019) he got fired from Activision for a non-woke tweet about women or something. Your new Host!
>>219792027He should work out and put on muscle
>>219792268Who cares? The lad has no chin and an afroHe looks like if you raised your voice at him he'd cry.
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>>219792200Massive cope. The love triangle shit was not interesting. What Vimp did was completely destroy Landon. Landon wasn't funny and interesting since the goo room opened. Vimp killed Bashir's momentum, he was getting more confident and was glad to have someone backing him up. Her backstabbing pretty much shut him down and he spent his last days just working on goo because it was better than facing anyone in the house.Vimp's presence after the candy challenge was cancerous.
>>219792087>reminds me of the time a bro and I infiltrated a nasty pornthot discord
>>219792295This
Its funny to me how Vicky sold ass for oxys but tts never gave her shit for that
>KF thread got taken over by literal troon thirst posting
>>219792275did you forget the whole landon/ vimp arc?
>>219792332how do you even know that?
check kitchenthe laura tent is really good right now
>>219792345at least they’re embracing it
>>219792298>unfairly kicked>production pretends he left on his own>production will never mention him again
Did Burt write this?
>>219792332she said this?
>>219792268Has the self-awareness not kicked in that he was kicked because he was so unlikable in his life outside the tank, so hated that the instant people found out who he was and that he was that guy, the discord mod for Fishtank and they swatted the house just to get at him and that is why he was kicked from the show.
>>219792345it's true tho. men here are so baseline
>>219792283She didn't hassle the Fish. She hassled JD well enough and failed at hassling Bashir, if anything she only strengthened his support from the audience, and then cried about him being a woman beater over and over again lol, faggot loud torta bitch screaming nigga faggot nigga faggot coochiecooi'mgonnatickles needs to be thrown off a cliff
What happened to Brian?
>>219792325No, you’re just seething. The Vimp dynamic was a defining source of content for the final week starting from candy to the finale
>>219792241>Drake = Cena>astroturf push to the moon and hated by all fans older than ten years oldChecks out.
Jan still has mystique because he uses characters and literal masks. He's the most practical suggestion so far.
laura>losing weight by being active and cleaningjet>constantly eats and shoots ozempic to destroy his bonesthats gonna be a laura W
>>219792351>>219792364lol @ stay inside whiteboys
>>219792345pretty sane take ngltotal pervert death
>>219792391>losing weight by being active and cleaningNigga she got a gastric bypass lmao
>>219792345that's what all bashirfans are like
>>219792400i looked it up on erowid and you're lying
>>219792400i fucking knew it
>>219792389Ben literally yelled at him Get Out OF My SHOW!in front of the cameras imagine the bts situation lmao
>>219792400so you made it up?
babytank whatever happened there
>>219792360Drake did
>>219792400you're so predictable
>>219792053>bliccy sucks
[HEARTWARMING NEWS] OFFICIAL VICKY UPDATE: VICKY IS ENGAGEDVicky is now engaged to this musician. He proposed to her on stage and gave her an engagement ring. They are getting married.
>>219792426>>219792413>>219792436what I do?
>>219792447dude I think you're lying
>>219792345id suck her toes
>Would you fuck me?
>>219792440shut the fuck up Thielbothuur i was raped female jobe which in turn was just a low test Jimmy
>>219792426he always does that. he'll make up some stupid bullshit that's obviously fake and then reply to the yous with some stupid hecking random xd word salad or just call you a white boy. so tiresome
>>219791681why do we have 50gb fishtank folders? because we are collectors, so is he, he is collecting items, headbands, custom headbands, funky shoes, funky clothes related to cultures and places, toys related to people from fishtank
>>219792482whatever dude
>>219792495get a new bit
I'm so glad the fomo of these threads and Fishtank is gone. Only waiting for the twins to start streaming.
>>219790624there's crossover with Tayleighcord and Spooky Movie Night apparently
So did Landon just quit his job? What is he going to be doing now outside being prop for Jet's streams?
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>>219792514>Spooky Movie NightWhat's that
>>219792425when did that happen?
>>219792506get new fishgirls
>>219792127not as alpha as you bro>>219792142simp detected>>219792155chekt, and I salute you bro>>219792157gainfully>>219792330HAHA
>>219792530Why bake?
>>219792478your posting style is far too quirky and whimsical for you not to vibe with bliccy's humor. ur trying 2 troll me
Bingbong tank:Bongo is the upbeat host, always optimistic with over the top enthusiasm about whatever dumb bit they're doing.Bingo is even more emo than irl, yelling at her sister about how stupid the bit is except the dumbest bits like being psychic dragons, they take those completely seriously. The fish get sucked into a world where they have to go along with delusional weirdos.The challenges are always dumb bits with good monetary rewards but handed out unpredictably. Every day fish get actual money, mostly for providing content.
>>219792612She fat as fuck lol
>>219792899no you can tell by her fingers