Never gonna stop, is it?
>>219793687isn't Wonka's factory supposed to look unassuming from outside? The crazy shit is supposed to be all a secret
>>219793687>Never gonna stop, is it?No.
>>219793687the teaser synopsis reads like a Reddit fanfic or the basis of some dogshit cynical After Hours video Cracked would have put out
>willy means penis>movie ends with "willy" giving his "factory" to a young boywhat did they mean by this
>>219796180>Willy Wonka (Waititi) has spent the years since the Golden Ticket contest behind bars (not the chocolate kind) for the crime of turning a child into a blueberry. Having served his time, Wonka returns to his factory determined to add a little sweetness to a bitter world. But one thing stands in his way: teenager Charlie Paley (Connor) and his friends. Facing eviction, this next generation of “rotten” kids plot to break into the factory, nab a priceless Wonka Bar, and save their homes. But like many before them who enter the fantastical world of the factory, these kids are in for a bit more than they can chew…wtf
>>219793687Cast him
>>219796311So it’s Leprechaun, just with a candy bar instead of a pot of gold?
>>219793687This movie is at least a decade too late for what it's trying to do.>Dude, what if [fictional character] actually went to jail for what they did??Go ahead and make a movie where Kevin from Home Alone has to serve time for attempted murder.
>>219796231not just his factory his "chocolate factory" aka his anus
>>219793687haven't stop wonkin' my willy since I heard about this
>>219793687I saw Kit Connor on broadway a few years ago, he was good
UMAMI
>>219796678the lil' indian guy is so awesome
>>219796735Wonka's midget slave army mocks you while you're dying.
>>219796792Michael B Jordan wins an Oscar for playing twins while this guy in 2005 was an entire orchestrahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaM4GHbEw8U
>>219796904love the musical numbers in this
>>219796374i was thinking more like don't breathe
>>219796311lol, this is dead in the water
>>219796311It's really weird when they make movies that are "sequels" to something that doesn't actually exist. Like here there's the boo, and there's the movies, but this is a continuation to a movie that was never made.I guess something like Return to Oz fits that category, but it's actually more of an adaption of the other Oz books.
>>219796311>Willy Wonka (Waititi)how is anyone still hiring that hack?
>>219800525Taika David Cohen has some connections
Dateline NBC - Willy Wonka and the Hatred Factory:https://s3.amazonaws.com/production.videos.funnyordie.com/v/db3bdfa8c7/v600.mp4https://s3.amazonaws.com/production.videos.funnyordie.com/v/db3bdfa8c7/v110.mp4
