What was his mom thinking in this moment?
>>219802550>I can put this in my vagina
>>219802550If he's that small he won't eat as much and I can spend the extra money on cigarettes and manwhores.
>>219802585She was married
>>219802550>if i put him in my purse he'll run out of air and then i won't have to deal with his shit anymore
>>219802635Purses aren't air-tight
>>219802602Oh anon...
>>219802651Well what's the dad going to think when he arrives home tiny?
>>219802705they stretch him back outin the book he ends up really tall/lanky like slenderman
>>219802909>they stretch him back outNot necessarily in the original movie
>>219802550Put him in her vagina
>>219802980Why?
Could Violet and Mike have qualified for disability payments?
>>219805163They'd have made millions suing wonka so they'd be set for life
>>219802550I would have eaten him, the perfect murder.
>>219802550>What was his mom thinking in this moment?well the 60s was a very open minded time, people were doing unconventional things
>>219805447Why?
>>219805485Wat?
>>219805381Worse than that. The new movie is going to have Wonka be in jail and get raped.
oh whoa fuck I was just thinking about Willy Wonka and I see thistalk about synchronicity bros
she could just swallow him and make another
>>219808118She could stuff him in her buttcrack
>>219808265So this is what it's like for other people when I'm Violetposting, huh