Would a Pippi Longstocking thread be successful here? Just watched all the old movies and now skipping through the TV series. Has lot of funny, wholesome and don't-try-this-at-home moments. However, it can be too slow at times and lot of minor character stuff could be cut. Pippi herself is amazing though, one of the best acted and funniest characters I've ever seen!
>>219807993Imagine if Netflix adapt this movie
>>219808081It'd still probably be better than the Hollywood 1988 version.
>>219808081Would they stay true to the source where her father is king of Niggerland?
Didn't American Pippi do porn?
>>219807993https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7oj3MC68Yk&list=RDm7oj3MC68Yk&start_radio=1The New Pippi Adventures song fuckin rocks
>>219808551Nah bro, sounds too Nickelodeon to me.
>>219808617You have a problem with Nickelodeon?
>>219808081she would be black and transgender
>>219808081IMAGINE the vantablack niggress (((they))) would hire...
Well fuck it, I'ma gonna make and post some webms. Here's what happens when you don't put your kid in front of a screen all day long...
>Pippi thread>It's just people talking about niggersOk, I'm convinced you're all IDF now.
https://youtu.be/1yLiPHo5Efc
>>219808679As if blackening one redhead (Ariel) wasn't enough...
literally the king of niggers
Gun Fun! A scene you'd never see nowadays or ever again.
>>219808742>>219808527I thought it was some cannibal tribe, at least that's what I kept hearing in the English dub.
>>219808679I mean as long as she's cute and hairy...
I haven't watched these in almost 30 years. Didn't Pipi build a plane at one point and fly over a volcano?
>>219808647No but the 1960s version is all about her singing her own songs about herself with minimal background music if any. That 1988s theme and whole movie is too over-produced for the vibe of the story/character.
>>219808679>>219808725>>219808787
>>219807993if you liked the sentiment maybe you would like heidi (2015), it's also whole bunch of wholesome
>>219808801They're all on YouTube and on the archive.org site. And yup, she did, it's all silly/goofy stuff but to the point where it's good kind of dumb/funny. That particular movie is rather slow and half boring though: https://youtu.be/fyqi_wmyetI?&t=1111
>>219807993I doubt most anonfags are old enough to remember Pipi
>>219808822>me>that girlI don't think I should be allowed to watch this movie
>>219808822Hm interesting but I don't know... trailer has too much of that modern sheen of crisp fake CG perfection to it...
>>219808822> M-mein Führer, you made it out of Berlin alive?
>>219808869I vaguely remember watching it in the late 1980s. Totally forgot about it until recently watching One Piece where someone gets called Longstocking as an insult once which instantly made go all like waitaminute, Pippi was also a pirate! I should actually check it out! And I'm glad I did!
>>219807993Tami Erin sex tapes
>>219808872Here we go... There's a reason why all the Pippi movies on YouTube have their comments off...
>>219808777The island nation he rules is canonically called Kurrekurreduttön and in modern day adaptations he's called the King of the Southern Seas instead of Negerkungen.
>>219808081Already did.
If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?
i prefer Emil desu
>>219808954In a broader sense you're right, since all kids videos are like that, but it ain't Pippi herself responsible
uh...
more like Shitty Dongsucking
>>219807993Original language rip where?The english dub is atrocious
>>219809079Ya, it kept coming up in relation to Pippi stuff. Just randomly skipped through some YouTube posted movie, quickly saw enough similar type of humor/funny nonsense to make it worth checking out properly.
>>219809109confirmed childless
>>219809171https://archive.org/details/pippi-langstrompe/Pippi+Langstr%C3%B8mpe
Too bad this wemb thumbnails aren't engaging enough... especially for this ridiculous scene, so do check it out, okay?
>>219809202Aren't we all on here? ... either that or you're unfit for parenthood if hanging out here...
>>219809344Retarded childless dipshit
Yeah, she is a boozer...
>>219808761>Gun Fun!That made me laugh
cute little witch
>>219809344>Aren't we all on here? .No we most certainly are fucking not. Jesus christ, what the fuck is wrong with you. It's a meme dude, you weren't supposed to be an incel "on purpose"
Fun times with Pippi
didn't she sit on some dude's face
>>219809674Lmao they legit wouldn't show the barrel bit now out of fear kids would copy her
>>219807993You can get permabanned on /v/ for posting Peepee
>>219808869I was born in 95 and I remember watching it on television in my country.
High Art
>>219809694Tons of stuff like that in this show/movies (see gun thing above as the most egregious). Or when she went to a pharmacy, bought random medicine, mixed it all together in a big jug simply because it's more convenient than having a bunch of separate bottles.
>>21980972792 and he had them on vhs tapes, along with the Cave of the Golden Rose.
>>219807993feminist trash, a woman, let alone a young girl would never be able to lift a horse
I only remember the Christmas episode where she played a trumpet at the end.
>>219808710Autist stimmin
>>219807993>>219808742Fun fact, Pippi said the N word in the original series and in the books but swedish feminists decided to censor it despite the actress behind Pippi arguing that history shouldn't be redacted in a debate program on state television. They also removed the part where she slanted her eyes to look asian.
>>219809867The bit when she went to school in the ep was funny.
>>219810155Damn it, I knew there was something weird about that part! She sings some Ching Chong song and it's obvious they're cutting away not to show her. Some girl then says she looks weird but they never show it!
>>219809674The bike scene was so surreal because most of the movie feels so normal. It makes the crazy magical stuff feel extremely paranormal.
Remember this show when I was a child and somehow still know the song in my head. I guess coomer brains just think of porn now though. The Jews really did us in eh
>>219809100Was this really necessary
>>219808869I read the books as a kid, no idea what this shitty adaptation is.
i was aware of the property as a kid for some reason but i dont think ive consumed it in any medium
>>219809079https://youtu.be/0zmG_GjYy20?feature=sharedhttps://youtu.be/C9lDwkruo7E?feature=sharedhttps://youtu.be/kuIX1grFLpY?feature=sharedVgh...This is what Sweden used to be about
>>219811375i've only seen the canadian cartoon, really.>WHAT SHALL I DO TODAY? (what shall I do today)
>>219811461I remember " pipi longstocking is coming to your town. you oughta know"it's been so long. odd how it would still be in my retard brain
>>219808527>Would they stay true to the source where her father is king of Niggerland?I didn't know she was Belgian, but that explains anarcho-capitalistic free spirit she had. I guess dad could lend her a hand every now and then.
>>219811437This is still sweden if you live out in bumfuck nowhere in a house, this wasn't your experience in sweden in the 70s either if you lived in the same commieblocks that exist to this day.
>>219808869I'm a filthy 99 zoomer and I watched this shit religiously as a kid
>>219811348Those are called “garters” and used to be fairly common, for both men and women, for holding up both socks or stockings. For shorter socks, the garter is usually fastened above the calf and below the knee, since the calf us usually a larger diameter, preventing the garter from sliding down the leg, and holding up the socks. These were used before elastic and similar stretchy materials were available to weave into docks and stockings. The alternative required buttons or snaps custom adjusted and affixed to the upper part of the dock to hold the sock above calf. With stockings, the garter belt fastens around the waist, although other systems exist, such as directly attaching the garter straps to skirts or dresses. When the original Pippi Longstocking books were written, the garters were still likely in common use.
Mods should just delete this thread as its one made for one reason
>>219812048To discuss Pippi Longstocking
>>219812048what reason would that be
>>219812088Pontificate and come back
>>219810155>Pippi said the N word in the original series and in the booksNo, she doesn't. Negro isn't the same as the"N-word". There is no "N-word" in Swedish. Just because our shithole of a country is so disgustingly Americanized. It's two different words with two different meanings, no matter what anyone says.
I just realized the color palette in Pippi is ugly to the point where it probably caused me to not be interested in it.
>>219809844She is Hyperborean.
>>219809489>>219809489I still hang laundry in the rain. It's already wet anyway; what do I care if it rains on it?If it dries it dries.
>>219809791Big Pharma doesn't want you to know this time saving trick.
>>219812209
>>219807993Was Pippi an ancap?
>>219808869I'm from 1975 and I watched it when I was little. I thought it was pretty funny, but I remember pretty much zero about it now.
>>219808542I'm pretty sure it was the original who did it. People always say it was the remake but I know for the fact the remake was animated which rules it out.
>>219807993I rather discuss Lena Neuman
>>219809199Children of Bullerbyn is peak Lindgren. Should get an anime adaption honestly.
>>219815027No it was a later adaption
>>219808869Born in 2000 My mom was real into it as a kid. She would bring it up around my female cousins quite a bit when I was younger for some reason. I wish she had somebody to talk about it to at the time.
>>219807993What's her Power Level?
>>219815368Whatever she wants I guess.The German OP song actually claims that she decides the state of the world.
>>219812209Literally every public figure in sweden has lost the ability to distinguish between 'nigger' and 'neger', so it's pretty silly to yell at some random 4chan anon for not understanding it either.But you're right about it being a result of being americanized. It's very annoying.
>>219808869Born '91 in Sweden, so I watched all of it on VHS several times over. How big is/was Pippi in the States?
>>219815986It’s a well known property here, but I don’t think anyone under 40 knows it’s a euro show
>>219807993the animated pippi was my sexual awakening
There were Pippi threads in the past but they were actual pedo threads and used to get purged iirc
reminder that her father was nigger king of an island
>>219808710how do you make webms?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnLUVXG2V1o
>>219809100Could you find a child this happy in 2026?
I liked the cartoon
>>219807993I remember watching Pippi (and Emil that someone mentioned) in the 90's, or maybe even late 80's back in Polandia. Had lots of fun with it. But I'm worried it would be too cringe now. And yeah, not sure I'd want to show some of the shit they pulled to my 7 year old kid now. There was another one of those Nordic kids books with TV or movie adaptations too, Ronja I think.>>219816295>>219815986Nobody I ever talked to in the US knows about them. Few people know Moomins, and that's only because they skew weeb and it came via Japan.
>>219818059The Sweden/Finland->Japan->USA pipeline is crazy
>>219817769Kids are told that they're supposed to be unhappy now and that they're basically supposed to have some kind of mental problem that they should hyperfixate on and make it a part of their whole identity
>>219815368One punch man level
>>219808822Wasn't Heidi blonde?
She had some mad driving skills
>>219808081With Nell! She has the acting chops.
>>219818059Ronja the Robbers daughter from 1984
>>219808710She's supposed to be stronger than Superman.
>>219808542One of them did and it wasn’t bad.
>>219808813She singlehandedly destroyed Falcon and the Winter Soldier.
>>219808869I remember the gyrocopter one very profoundly.
>>219808542Yes. Americans, you know
>>219819685So which is it, Sven, Americans are prudes or Americans are degenerates?
>>219819785Judeo-American culture is degenerate
>>219819551all I can see is loss
>>219808869>haai pipi langkous>vandeneen vandeneen vande hopsassa>haai pipi langkous>die doet haar eigen ding
>>219819785She had no choice and she isn’t Jewish. >In October 2013, Erin sold a sex tape titled Tami Erin The SEX Tape to a pornography company to pre-empt an ex-boyfriend from selling it.[7]
>>219820289Instantly it's back in my head, thanks anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOWUHGIVDeE
>>219819475No, the other girl was
>>219820347Imagine believing that story
>>219820553I really don’t give half a nigger fart it fulfilled a childhood dream of mine and I’m tired of eurofucks calling Americans both prudes and degenerates at the same time. Europe is the birthplace of faggotry and the social acceptance of faggotry. Twenty years ago it was “come on Americans, don’t be prudes, let the fags get married!” Never listening to them again.
>>219816435Why the pilot movie has so many pantyshots?
>>219811963Reminds me of Ren & Stimpy.
>>219812735She went on to water the plants too, when asked why, she said she decided to and then it rained so she'll do it anyways. Basically, to hell with the rain!
>>219819475don't be antisemitic
>>219815368>>219815436>>219818216Off the fucking scale!
>>219816528ScreenToGif
>>219809731this looks like an album cover
>>219807993girlboss trash
>>219807993ok im convinced. i only know pippi was more popular in japan than america. where do i start? i wanna see the movie or whatever that all these webms are from
I could heem Pippi and everyone ITT.
>>219815436proto-Haruhi
>>219823905yeah sure you could probably take pipi, but i will rock your body with big mean nasty hooks. you'll be pissin blood outta your ass
>>219807993When I was a kid, I remember all of these coming on TV and me and my family sat around and made a thing out of watching them. 1983 or 84 I think. Had to be before 85 because we moved and I remember watching these in our first house. Wholesome, fun entertainment, plus Pipi was a superhero, basically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epLq_DAeex4
>>219819475Naa, canonically dark, but you do sort of assume blonde I agree. One famous cover had her as blonde.
>>219822447The fact they arent posted may mean /tv/ is growing up
>>219807993>would a thread about cute underage girl be successful on /tv/i dunno
>>219809489Great hat
>>219820402>>219824537>>219822735If you look at the movies she's blonde in 90% of them. But I guess Klara is the blondie in cartoons and TV shows?
>>219807993I could see Pippi making a come back in some CGI cartoon
>>219825016Not in the modern industry. She's a sigma nonconformist, so whatever fags they hire to write the show would turn her into a non-binary freak, and make that her entire character. The real Pippi would call those people faggots straight to their face, and then laugh about thier reaction
>>219825168Real Pippi would be nonbinary. For sure.
>>219814814You're older than my dad
>>219808679probably would be something like thiskek
there can be only one
>>219825603Oofff
>>219822447They go way beyond that but hope no one mentions it...
>>219820347Her bf was a dicklet. Based.
>>219825671
>>219822447>look inside>French Canadians>French
>>219823577Here's the movies in release order. All of them have lot of funny bits but lot of boring long drawn out moments too.1969 TV series compilation movie 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S_OkHCEjfQ1969 TV series compilation movie 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXRfXjz6aw01970 movie: Pippi in the South Seas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyqi_wmyetI1970 movie: Pippi on the Run: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9wxrPDkLb0Some of the TV series was dubbed in English (but only the first 6 episodes I think?) and is out there somewhere too probably. The series has a lot more extra scenes not seen in those first two compilation movies. The original series in Swedish in HD is on here though: https://archive.org/details/pippi-langstrompe/Pippi+Langstr%C3%B8mpe
>>219825213It's very likely.I'd say she's probably bi at the very least. But she doesn't seem like the type of person who gives a fuck about labels, identities, or any of the other troon brain BS. And she certainly wouldn't make that her entire personality. She is simply Pippi, and she does whatever the fuck she wants
>>219825671>>219825934Damn, beat me to it, was gonna mention how the Japs love her, thus they should make a Pippi anime too.
>Pippi Longstocking is highly popular in Finland, where she is known as Peppi Pitkätossu
>>219823905>>219824304Bro, she took out this supposed strong man and won a hundred bucks. Ya'll got no chance!
>>219824412Good reference find, thanks for sharing!
Well, these old fucks don't mind talking about having the hots for Pippi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFcEkjdrqVk
>>219826392This fucking lore is wild to me. I remember seeing a bit of the live action Pippi Longstockings as a kid. They were playing it in some library or after school thing to keep the kids. I always thought she was just the manic pixi dream girl, who dresses quirky, causes trouble, and has magic imagination reality warping powers. I didn't find out that there's this entire canon about her just being the strongest human alive until a few years ago, and it just feels weird
>>219826601strong enough to lift her own horse
>>219827001Yeah, but that's her most well known and fakest looking feat of strength There's better.
>>219809344I've got 5 kids
>>219807993First movie I ever saw in a theater was that episode compilation of Pippi.
>>219828774Same. They keep whining about how they miss their parents though.
>>219808869>I doubt most anonfags are old enough to remember PipiMost won't remember THAT Pippi, but I do because I'm fucking 58. There are later live action and animated versions since.
>>219809418She's constantly drinking coffee in the books, too
>>219808551Way too slow for what's supposed to be energizing and wondrous lyrics.
>>219826535I am so over pretending to get mad about people thinking underage girls are hot. If it's the original Swedish one then they were same age as her and but if it's the Tami Erin one I don't care either. Thinking little girls are cute or sexy isn't the same as molesting or raping them.
>>2198088691997 scandi here and i can confirm that i watched it and gen alpha scandis today even watch it. same with Emil i Lønneberga
>>219815368Shaggy fears her
Wish I could post this scene with sound, probably the best child acting I've ever seen and heard. She tells some story of her time in India or something. In Swedish she sounds like some Star Wars character or Ewok or something, it's funny but also compelling even though I have no idea what she's saying.
>>219825511Your Dad and I have something in common too. Wanna know what it is? I'll give you a hint: It involves your mom.
>>219825168This
>>219829038You can always crosspost it on /wsg/ and then just link it here. They usually have threads specifically dedicated to webms for other boards. But if you're wanting to post the OG fishland voices, maybe try to find some english subtitles
>>219826535Goddamn I want to live between Sona's big Armenian jugs.
>>219818194
>>219811348>>219811963They know what's up... sus level of teases throughout this show...
This bitch can't dress for SHIT.
>>219820289Beste versie.Also, how was the lipsync SO BAD holy shit. Is there a torrent of the Dutch dub of these 4k-looking restorations that are getting posted here?
>>219830661It's from the archive site links: >>219826226
>>219812735Where I live (South Korea) the rain is full of yellow dust which makes everything rained upon filthy as fuck.
>>219830720is that why asians are yellow
Somebody ITT wants to fuck Pippi. I will now read this thread to see how many posts it takes to find out who. Brb with my results. Prediction: within 20 posts.
>pippi - the teen years>athletic and busty brat>sunbathing in her own homemade patched up bikini
>>219831062its a muttmerican thread where the first 30 posts are about niggers for some reason, which further proves the validity of Mutt's Law
>>219831083>horny teen girl alone with a horseruh roh
>>219812735
>>219831090We really live rent-free in your head, huh
>>219831217its literally not rent free. you constantly invade my space with your obvious, loud and annoying presence so its a little bit hard to not think about you. you have a president who wakes up everyday deciding to tweet an AI slop image that actually tangibly effect world markets, so im basically forced to feel your presence every single day.
>>219831324Yeah, sorry about that. He's obviously retarded.
>>219831324Nigger, you are literally invading OUR space right now. Go cry on fucking reddit if you don't like it here you smelly third world subhuman. We don't think about you at all.
>>219809719really? why?
>>219831674Baited. Seething. Maldy. Conspicuous. Haughty. Obsessed. Unmindful American trash.
>>219831324A BLOO BLOO BIG BAD AMEWICAN IS BULLYING ME BECAUSE MY COUNTRY IS FULL OF FAGGOTS AND PUSSIES LIKE ME A BLOO BLOO! Grab a tissue if you have an issue faggot, you live in our world, don't like it? Find a new one or git fucking gud.
>>219831674Even reddit is American made. They love invading American spaces and claim it's us crowding them.
>>219819475the crippled was blonde
>>219831710Sorry our superiority causes you such vexation. LOL no I'm not get fucked bitch.
>>219823577it was massively popular in italy too
>>219831710Oh look, Ranjeet got a word of the day calendar from his boss at the call centre for not shitting in the hallway for three straight days. Congratulations Ranjeet!
>>219822996thanks
>>219816435https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K15-5aL62HIEven as a child I felt confused about pirates existed in modern Scandinavia
>>219831731>Doubles down on the seething proving he is not a retard
>>219831765>Anon suddenly develops coprophilia like a true degenerate American slave
was it feminist empowerment psyop or?
>>219816489And this isn't?
>>219831918This is tame. T A M E. Trust me.
>>219808710lol literally me staring blankly at every woman i've ever interacted with (they are all completely insane)
for me it's Ronja, the Robber's Daughter. Much more interesting setting than Pipp, other than Pippi in the South Seas maybe.
>>219831852>>219831864>Ranjeet samefags because he is seething so hard at people that don't even care he exists Pathetic. Truly.
>>219831852>proving he is not a retardGreat job, stupid.
>>219832012>the nude scenewhy though
>>219832012for me its the remake
>>219832122the Ghibli or the netflix one?
>>219832071>>219832084Successfully baited
>>219830720You should demand ecological reparations from China every time the wind blows from their direction.
>>219807993Pippi is my second favorite Astrid character. I still to this day don't get how anyone can say that anything except Karlsson is the best. Something as popular as Home Alone ripped it off and yet there's still no good adaptation of it. The Soviet cartoons are good, at least.
>>219807993I have the collection on Blu and it's just wall to wall panty shots. Watching it with the Missus like...
>>219832092>>219832503I guess they assumed the little boys watching their movies wouldn't all be hard gay.But seriously:>equate innocent nudity and panty shots to pornography>call US perverts for not agreeing with them>incessantly complain online about "muh children in media" using their smartphones powered by child slave-mined cobalt batteriesMoralfags and feminists are insane.
>>219832092>>219832811it's tasteful nudity>two children in the middle ages? goes out for a swim in the river, naturally this is done in the nude>dries in the sun, laying in the grass, naturally this is done nude.
>original show gets an english dub>they only did half the episodessad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVymXCvo384I hope they remake this so we get a cgi-katly but they keep music (maybe improved with a bit dubstep to mordernize it)
>>219832875Who is this???
>>219832811>I guess they assumed the little boys watching their movies wouldn't all be hard gay.Not sure how you got that from my post but I think Inger is adorable and a very pretty girl. Obviously the whole >showing your knickers thing was meant as Pippi being a rebel and not acting like a proper young lady, but I had a crush on her back in the day and it's a little awkward watching it with my wife. She pokes me everytime it happens and we laugh, but it really is meant to be innocent I think. Can't speak on Ronja as that's one I never got around to seeing in any adaptation.
>>219807993The 80s version got me in to the character but it's nowhere near as good as the original.
Pippi Longstocking?consider me PP longcocking
>>219833159Ey OOOOOOOH!
>>219815368She IS the 'Hito-Hito no mi: model Nika' fruit
>>219832218>Joke's you, I was only acting like a retarded faggot even though everyone knows I was completely serious! Pathetic. Honestly pathetic.
>>219831703Because there are no Pippi games, duh.
>>219832886Hunter Schafer
>>219832886That hapa skater who won a championship or something recently
>tfw can't watch any of these because I fucked a chick that was dressed as Pippi for Halloween and it was the best sex I ever had and I'm afraid I'll get chubbed up just because she's dressed the same and it will make me think about the chick from Halloween and then the glowie that is assigned to watch me through my webcam will think I'm a chomo and arrest me It's an abstract sort of feel lads.
>>219831841Well, with the amount of somalians in sweden nowadays, I bet you can find a crew of veteran pirates to plunder the seas.
>>219823905Nigga, she can lift a car and make it fly by slowly flipping her arms. She would mog you like Yujiro Hanma.
>>219833408Nah bro, you good, I gotcha covered if my partners rise eyebrows. Watch Pippi, it's kino.
>>219832886russian pippi longstocking
>>219833455Nah I would heem her into the shadow realm easily. Everyone ITT too.
>>219832012She became a commie who lives at a collective farm
>>219833668Typical. Greetings from Kazakhstan etc.
>>219807993>wholesomeI hate that word. I don't know why, but I do.
>>219809694stupid kids would copy her, which would be great for the world as a whole.Shame we can't filter out retards by giving them stupid ideas anymore.
>>219832503Bro, her green shorts don't count if that's what you mean.
>>219834193I'd post it but they aren't shorts. They're 100% underwear.
>>219808527They already censored this in Sweden a long time ago, not it's something like "The King of the south seas"
>>219833560does she have AIDS?
Can't believe these gun scenes, IT"S FREAKEN' LOADED!
Honestly surprised this thread wasn't just made as an excuse to post the webms of her feet.
>>219822447>>219811348The live action had them every few minutes shes on screen which is part of a joke with her i guess
>>219807993it was before my time and i never had any interest in watching it. doubly so because the sight of her fills me with tremendous disgust. utter revulsion.
>>219829006>ø
>>219808725>one
>>219834834The hammer wasn't even pulled back when she was smashing it around, it's fine. I use my loaded 1911 to smash walnuts while pointing the barrel at my face. It's fun, goddamn just let kids he kids bro.
>>219832881the entire fucking movie man
>>219835124Trigger discipline is for electric car driving homosexuals.
For me it's Rasmus and the Vagabondhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j300U_ts6-8
>>219834898Pippi feet you say? What, what. Ho, ho?
>>219833264The problem with modern trolling being acting like an idiot is that idiots are naturally good at it.
I always found Madicken to be the most comfy Lindgren Kino
>>219832847People assumed that nobody would gork to kids back in those days. Twas a different time
>>219835269You're goddamn right.
>>219835805https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcQWXzrMwXo
>>219836724Madicken had better ground control for sure. It's wholesome that they later became friends.
>>219832012This scene scared the shit out of me as a kid. Had nightmares and allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf2rCYBNSYo
>>219832012The singing was dope
>>219812209>sees bridge
What a very poorly disguised nonce thread
>>219808813Unironically a genetic abomination akin to a pug or French bulldog. Shouldn't exist.
>>219837360>Pedo projecting againFeet first into the woodchipper you go
>>219837360I don't see any nonce material here. Only based plotlines about giving no shits about dumb kid's safety.
>>219810155>>219812209This makes sense to Americans somehow:>Hey, WE banned slavery a whole 50 years after everyone else in the Western world did and used negro as a slur, so YOU shouldn't say negro even if that just means black in your language or was never even used in a derogatory context!>>219837360>uses slang from the country whose police is afraid to investigate Muslim child-molester gangs out of fear of being labeled racistHow fitting.
>>219837360It’s been disappointingly wholesome, in fact
>>219835805>>219836754Was this based on the author Astrid Lindgrens childhood? was she a wealthy growing up with maids and butlers? or was Emil her real childhood growing up on a farm, or was that also not true and was she just from some town growing up in an apartment?the book had a storyline of a poor family, where the wife wanted to surprise her husband with presents, so she sold her body to be used for medical experiments when she died, it remember jt really went into how they would mutilate and destroy her beyond recognition and never fit for a burial, some kids book, huh
>>219837618You remain a pedo and a nonce.
>>219837400Arguably million times worse than a pug or a bulldog. Redheads are rare as it is, but then some stupid redheads shit out abominations like her. Nigger fucking white women should be forced to watch with their eyes wide open as we flay their pet niggers and their ugly demon spawn in front of them. If she’s too old to be forced to birth White children to compensate, then she should simply be shot in the temple. Honestly that punishment is the only one logical.
When did /tv/ stop being the pedo board?
>>219837998It still is. Anyone saying otherwise is an agiprop bot posting in thinly veiled /pol/ threads
>>219837685Donating/selling your body to science is gruesome, but it's a quite a brave and moral thing to do. You're literally saving people through the experience the doctors will accumulate or the knowledge the scientists will gain.Also these were never meant to be child books. Just stories for her grandchildren. They are probably loaded with manipulations and lessons that would only be known to her and only work on them.
>>219837821She's cute
>>219838074>You're literally saving people through the experience the doctors will accumulate or the knowledge the scientists will gain.lel, not really, no. Being an organ donor can be moral. But most bodies donated to science just end up hacked into pieces and tossed into a landfill. Maybe some med students will use you as a meat puppet/toy for a couple afternoons, while they chop you apart. But there is almost no real medical science being done with donated bodies. I saw an expose once about someone who died of some rare, incurable disease. He donated his body specifically to help scientists research the disease and maybe even a cure. He got sent to one of those forensic corpse farms, where they put corpses to watch how they decompose in different conditions. They basically just chucked him into a pile and let him rot. quite a brave and moral thing, no?
>>219838448Those farms collect info that helps cops accurately gauge the date of murder and catch the murderer so they don't kill again, so yes, it was moral and it saved lives, retard. No one would ever donate money to study any super-rare disease, so that was always a pipe dream. No one would spend millions of dollars and thousands of man hours to research something only a few people in the whole world have.
>>219809079EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIL DIN JÄVLA FITTUNGE
>>219837998everyone got v&except me
>>219808990stunning and brave
The only episodes I can really remember is the christmas special and the one with the hot air balloon, strange because I've most definitely seen all of them.
>>219837685iirc the one closest to her own childhood was The Six Bullerby Children
>>219838615There literally is research being done on and drugs being developed for super rare diseases
>>219838977https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjM52xlj3TI
Pippi with booba or not booba?
>>219837998They picked up some no-fun-allowed turbofag mod some years ago, who goes zero tolerance scorched earth over the most tame nonceposting. Couldn't even clown on pedos without catching an accusation. And resetting the router 3 times a week is just too much effort for a joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIsMGPkBbLA
>>219807993The books and cartoons were ridiculously fun
>>219812355Makes sense.
>>219815657Public figures in Sweden are woke libtards.
>>219839159the whole cuties thing was when it went full retard and /tv/ turned into reddit lite
>>219839891Yeah, I had some blueboard safe reaction images from that. But even those were hard blocked from reposting at a server level. Absolute fucking tardnation
>>219809418She also gives some pills to Tommy and Annika that are supposed to prevent them from growing up.
>>219816435Lindgren was right to hate this version. It's awful.
>>219840375What's funny is we could have a had a Ghibli version but she rejected the idea.Apparently the environments in Kiki drew a lot of inspiration from their Pippi concept work.
>>219840459It was before Ghibli, so she just said no to some random Japanese animators who nobody had heard of.
>>219839040Nice teeth.
>>219808777The literal translation of her father's retconned title is something like "King over Niggers"
>>219829006Dane-anon here. It's still getting broadcasted on the tv channel for children. Here's tomorrow
>>219837164pretty goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S0a-sjfOn0
>>219807993yes
>>219807993Maybe. Europeans over 30 have all seen at least some of it.It's not even the best Lindgren though.
>>219837360I like to call them stealth pedo threads but disguised nonce thread has a nice ring to it as well
>>219843478yeah, that's getting removed soon anon
>>219844101>shown on kids channels>too extreme for 4chan
>>219844101For what, exactly? The excessive depiction of lakes and forests?
>>219843478where is the limit. Would it be removed if one were to make a webm of said scene?
>>219844376That scene is pretty harmless. There's one that shows the robbers playing/washing in the snow though. Full frontal nudity by a dozen men, ages ranging from maybe 35 to 70. Then again, closeted American Christians are only offended by what they're secretly attracted to, so they probably consider it less offensive than two children bathing and lying in the grass without showing anything.
>>219844339Yes. How else are you going to keep them happy with the pod?
