>Tom Cruise runs
N
>makes this face>shuts it down
>Woody Allen>Molests
>gets raped
Brad Pitt eats
The black dude whose only purpose is to say SHEEEIT
>>219809143*get naked*
>>219809143Tom Cruise is an awful actor.
guarantees it
>>219809143>Saoirse Ronan does an excellent accent that's never her own
Sean Bean diesHershlag cries
>gets beat up or stabbed.
>>219809944>Ryan Gosling literally me's
Smirk from Natalie Dormer or Jessie Buckley
>>219809143the scientology run, when you try to outrun your own retardation
>>219809811He's actually great. When Tom and Brad Pitt went toe to toe it was Tom that was more captivating.
>gets blacked
>>219809143Mel Gibson — gets torturedJames Woods — talks really fastRobert De Niro — says things twiceSamuel L. Jackson — says ‘motherfucker’Al Pacino — rantsJack Nicholson — grinsMarlon Brando — mumblesClint Eastwood — squintsJan-Michael Vincent — squintsJimmy Stewart — voice cracksMichael J. Fox — voice cracksCharleton Heston — takes his shirt offRichard Gere (young) — takes all his clothes offRichard Gere (old) — wears coatsKeanu Reeves — looks puzzled
>>219809976
Paul Dano gets thrashed
>gets humiliated
>>219809829>and has numerous closeups of her eyes
>>219809143>Lucy Boynton is framed in profile
>pisses and rapes children
>>219810195alsoRoger Moore — raises eyebrowMeryl Streep — accentsBette Davis — smokesHelen Mirren — has sex with younger men>>219810359alsoIngrid Bergman — close-up where she has tears in her eyes
No one will believe me but my name was already posted in this thread lol
>>219809181>>219810447
>attends red carpet events
>>219810365>>219809998What is this Tom Hanks pisses? He goes to the toilet on screen a lot?
>>219811157I thought it was Liam Neeson who was the notorious pisser.
>>219810447I don't believe you.
*rubs head* OP, lemme ask you something
>>219809143Whoosh.
>>219811270AYY RIGG, 'MERE SECON, LEMME TELA SUMMAN
>>219811307IDEA FOR A FILM THAT ACTUALLY COULD BE MADE WITH ZERO BUDGET AND WOULD BE COOL:Collect every clip of Tom Cruise running.Collect a bunch of clips of people saying random things, like "I hope he makes it in time" or "Where is he?"Collect a bunch of random shots of a) clocks and b) signposts, showing how little time there is left, and how much distance still remains to be covered.Now construct a loose story using all your clips, a la Run Lola Run.Fill in any impossible plot gaps with straightfoward text cards, as in silent films. Like —MEANWHILE . . .BACK IN LOS ANGELES . . . Stitch everything together.Add a vigorous, pulsing soundtrack to emphasize the irresistible onward momentum of the story.. . .$$$!
>>219811307>Puts a Lego brick in his path
