Embo in ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’.
>>219812099Glup glup
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NIGGERS IT'S EMBO IN A STAR WARS MOVIEFINALLY EMBO REPRESENTATION
>>219812099Shit in ‘PISS & FART’.
>>219812099if you throw his skeleton into water, will it dissolve
>>219812257embobros....it's joever
>>219812099Did he get caught flipping a grunt tho?
Yoooo, they got embo in this??
>>219812099If there's one surefire way to avoid an imminent flop it's embo.
>>219812099bruh fire that filoni dude at this point. hes fucking retarded.
GLARP SHITTO
embo & glupp linked up! need it or keep it??!
>>219812099most scenes in the trailer looked like they were from TCW
>>219812099>THEY ADDED ANAL 'PROLAPSO'TRON! WE ARE SO BACK!
When you think about this for a second, this movie doesn't have anything original. It's all reheated nachos from the past. Main characters are repainted Boba Fett and baby version of Yoda. They fight the Empire. Stormtroopers, AT-AT, TIE-Fighters, I'm gonna cum! Villains are all recycled from the previous shows: Embo, Rotta and the Hutts. Oh, and remember ZEB™ from the hit DisneyXD show Star Wars: Rebels™?Nothing new, nothing interesting. On top of that, it looks like shit. Just another Disney+ episode.
>>219812099I like that worm snake thing but everything else looked uninteresting
No Glub Shitto no watch.
You can't have Embo without Korlok, what's the fucking point
Where my nigga Glorpgwark tho?
>>219812577is that Glub Shitto?
WE WANT FRAMBLWE WANT FRAMBLWE WANT FRAMBL
Let's fucking go frfr!
>>219812748Zeb and Embo linked up?
>>219812099BETTER BE A GONK CAMEO, DAVE FELONIIMMA IN THE PRODUCE SECTION AND I WANT MY MEMBERBERRIES
engagement bait
GLONALD BLUMPF
>We have Embo at home.
>>219812099Big Floppa status?
>>219812802
>>219812099Why is it wearing a Chinese straw hat?
>>219812846they want the simu liu audience
>>219812099OMG ITS THE CHARACTER THAT APPEARED IN SOME SHIT FAGGOT ANIMATED SHOW THAT I READ A WOOKIEPEDIA ARTICLE ON EPICCCCC
>>219812846Um that's a Kyuzo war shield actually
Is Star Wars the biggest fall from grace ever? I mean, Disney might as well have bought Blockbusters for $4 billion back in 2012. It has a similar trajectory.
>>219812099genuinely can't tell if this is supposed to be the same guy as from the cartoon
>>219812099Wtf Yoshimitsu is in Star Wars now!
>>219812909They still have like 40 years of millennial merch revenue before all of it gets taken from their nursing home rooms and thrown in the trash
>"So Embo's out there now. Who knows what Embo's future gonna be. He's got a cool hat. Maybe Embo likes wolves too. We have to see.">―Dave Filoni in the StarWars.com episode feature for "Bounty Hunters"
>>219812099Wow, more retarded cartoon characters, can't wait!
>>219812099BABE BABE GLUP SHITTO IS GONNA BE IN THE BABY YODA MOVIE!!!
>>219812909More like Disney is the biggest fall from grace ever. It isn't necessarily the Star Wars franchises fault.
>>219812953I absolutely believe Filoni said this, he really is that fucking stupid.
>>219812824Literally lol'd.
>>219812911Yeah.
>>219813120it wasn't a joke
>>219813153>it's realand this room temperature iq simpleton is the guy they chose to lead the creative side of lucasfilm
No Devon no watch
>>219813196Does she have decent feet?
>>219813196Say what you will about God's chosen people, but one fact remains true: They make the sexiest women on the planet.
>>219813153>>219813173What's wrong with this quote? It was said fairly jokingly if you watch the actual featurette. The old behind the scenes content for movies and series had a lot of moments with the creatives just having fun. They wouldn't let it happen today where everything is sterile and corporate "perfect" and "wholesome", so they can't say anything goofy or interesting.
>>219812846MADE IN CHYNA
>>219813256>remembering ahmed best almost killed himself because people hated jarjar binks so much
>>219813256Wait, my nigga Travis Scott played Jar Jar?
>>219813261The left can't meme. And in fact if I was a right-wing Amerifat I'd be proud that we were so powerful we were making the Chinese use their slaves to make our flags.
>>219813412Dumbshit tourist.
>>219812099the original is more scary then this ripoff
>>219813487zazed
Stinky is in the movie too... Holy fuark, this is like the Avengers Endgame of Star Wars!
>>219813610I think he's actually that muscular gladiator hutt
>>219813672yeah, but the baby version was shown yesterday in Cinemacon, and people think there will be a flashback of TCW movie
>>219812099>OMG, IT'S GLORPY GLOP BLOOPno one gives a fuck. Literally no one.this isn't even going to be fun to watch it bomb. It's going to be like flushing the toilet, except not even as satisfying, because the turd that is new wars isnt going to go away for another movie or two
>>219812099literally unironically genuinely who?
>>219814030>he doesn't know Pooqloo from the planet Axxargafananan 6Can you really call yourself a true Star Wars fan?
>>219814083A dude who appeared in a few episodes of a Star Wars show from almost 20 years ago.
Oh my god, the hecking rubber mask thing that flashed in the background for half a second in a 50 year old movie, I'm literally losing my mind
>>219813150Im starting to see some visual design patterns for the gluppshittoverse designs. I mean if you look carefuly these designs are not something you would see on the first movies, other than maybe some background critters. I dont know how to explain it, but heroes, villains and support cast from the Lucas movies dont look at all like modern glupshittos.I think its boring colors (earth+very muted blue/greens), and some overdesing on small details.
>>219812099Peebo in The Gungagorgon and Splurto
>>219813153>>219813173sounds like something Goerge Lucas himself would say though
Cringe.
>>219812099woah
>>219812099Who the fuck is Embo???
>>219814105Bro, I don't even give enough of a fuck to hate on this garbage anymore. I'm just passively spitting on it because it's right in front of me right now. And realistically, the only way I can imagine this shit making any kind of impression on the general public is if Walt Didley company spends literally a billion dollars on marketing to force everyone to look what at what they've done
>>219812099Zmembekee in "The Fullerman and Glazork"
>>219812482he's running the damn thing I don't think he'll fire himself anytime soon
>>219812099copy-pasted the CG cartoon model into live-action. nobody even remembers it.
>>219812099when do i get a whole series following these two niggas
>>219812099I kinda get the glup shitto memes now, this reads like gibberish
>>219812736That's me last night
>>219812099They showed the first 17 minutes. It's like thr first segment of Indiana Jones movies, with a in-progress adventure. Then the opening credits. Pedro billed first, then Jeremy Allen White, then Brendan Wayne and Lateef Crowder. So Rotta the Hutt is probably in a hefty chunk of the movie.
>>219815043All that hard work. An utter waste of time it's been.
>>219812909Nah, that's the MCU, Star wars feels sudden because the sequel movies were so bad but there was a few bits and pieces of meh stuff between original trilogy and sequel trilogy, MCU was actually sudden. Captain Marvel was a bit of a red flag before it but the whole thing just totally collapsed after endgame
>>219815043The people who made it all probably enjoyed their time doing it. Plus they got paid.
I don't know who that is
>>219815191>>219815152Replied to wrong post.
filonichads we won
Call me when Glipglop Slippyslop makes his live action debut. Take my money Disney when that happens ha ha ha i hate my life.
>>219815191Only partially in that superficial way. Otherwise, it's been done, ultimately, in service of destroying da Legacy.
>>219812770you had my interest at Embobut you will have my money with Gonk!
>>219815173Yeah, MCU is a bigger embarrassment. Starwars is at least doing something new and failing miserably. MSheU is just following the exact same blueprint that burned Marvel Comics to the ground, and failing in the exact same fucking way, and they still don't understand what they are doing wrong.
OMG ASSBLUDD CANCERINAROS WHEN??????
>>219812099>be the first to meet 14 new charactersThis is how you sell a new version of Smash Brothers. Not a fucking movie.
>>219812099>you need to consoom the previous products you didn't want to consoom in order to fully enjoy this product that you do want to consoom
EMBO JUST GOT BRUTALLY SKULLMOGGED BY GROGU AT THE GOON JUNCTION
>you now recall Disney spending hundreds of millions of dollars in a Star Wars hotel that didn't last two years
>>219815964I'm not 100% on this but remember hearing the total cost of that was over a billion.Sometimes I wonder if Disney has actually made back all the money they've wasted on Star Wars.
>>219812099SHITTOBROS WE WON
>>219812099IS THAT GLUPP SHITTO KILLING MEMBO BOP WITH ROLLER SKATES IN A VICTORIAN SPACE DISCOTHEQUE IN MY HECKIN STAR BATTLE FANTASY SHOW AHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE
>>219812099emboheads we eating good
>>219816117>Sometimes I wonder if Disney has actually made back all the money they've wasted on Star Wars.They haven't
>>219812099Stop calling my nigga Embo a Glup Shitto you philistines. He's actually cool.
>>219812099Why is Dave Filoni like this? Why does he need to make EVERYTHING about his clone wars glup shittos?
>>219812748zeb bros, we eating good tonight
>>219816644this hasty photoshop has more passion behind it than all of disney star wars
Realistically speaking, how will Mandablorian and Blorgu defeat him?
>>219815396>and they still don't understand what they are doing wrong.they understand and theyre not doing anything wrong. the goal is to destroy everything you hold dear. theyre doing a pretty damn good job at it. shitty movies and tv shows is just one facet of it.
>>219816734post yfw Ashoka predictably shows up and saves them
>>219816734>how will Mandablorian and Blorgu defeat him?Just shoot any part of him that's not the helmet
>>219812900No, it's actually a Kyuzo battle bracer you fucking retarded shit cunt
>>219814257because star wars consists exclusively of desert planets. graphic designers, just like everyone else in the entertainment industry, is a DEI hire with no talent whatsoever. i could shit out 10 characters that look cooler than that in an afternoon.
>>219812748I guess women can be funny
>>219816734Mando is actually pretty terrible at fighting. I suppose the only way he beats Embo is by getting saved by (Insert your fan favorite character here)
>>219813249kek moshe, your inbred schizophrenia is showing. jewish women are some of the ugliest women on earth after africans
>>219814257> I dont know how to explain it, but heroes, villains and support cast from the Lucas movies dont look at all like modern glupshittos. I think its boring colors (earth+very muted blue/greens), and some overdesing on small detailsAlll the aliens and robots in the Star Wars universe behave and look like asian people. >>219816734>>219813150This is basically a Chinese person even with the weird Ching Chong language
>>219812099Damn, Glup Shitto looks like THAT?
>>219816778she is stuck on a far away planet
finally, constable zuvio gets his due
>>219812099EmbO vs JigC, who wins?
>>219816734The same way that old retard Boba Fett beat Cad Bane who is superior to Embo
>>219814030so its like flushing a shitty toilet where theres always something left in the bowl
>>219817026Oh yeah, that happened. Thank you, Robert Rodriguez!
The guy who originally made that Glup Shitto comment may be one of the funniest dudes on the planet and single handedly defeated Disneywars. It has literally been on a downward trend since then, pinpointing to the moment that name got popular.
>>219812257He's a big droid
>>219816734What was the point of that spinning jump? He landed farther away from the guy he was trying to get to than when he started the jump.
>>219816117The only part of the company that's still making money is the parks. Everything else is a loss leader. They MIGHT be mostly breaking even on the streamslop, but I guarantee that's just because they have corporate contracts to bundle subscriptions in with other services. Also, the park money is 100% a bubble. Disney adult whales are the only people still buying their shit, as soon as it becomes obvious that Disney isn't cool anymore, the whales will start to migrate to the next new popular thing
>>219816734Grenade
>>219817088Psychological warfare + aura farming. You may also notice that he dropped his crossbow, and instead of just shooting the guy after disarming him he wanted to break his neck.
>>219817074WHO WOULD WIN?Disney's multibillion-dollar marketing divisionorSome shitposter on Xitter.
>>219812099WHOOOHoo. It's Embo. I haven't seen him since his fight with Shlart in the Battle of Quadrro. I wonder if we will see Kripsho and Guagula return as well!
>>219815191i enjoy my time on the shitter. doesnt change the end result
>>219817178Correction: original Glup Shitto post came from tumblr.
>>219812591But they had nothing to work with. No novels, graphic novels, comics, vidya, nothing!
>>219812099Embo stands no chance against my nigga Klaatu barada nikto. Form 9 lightsaber combat baby, floating tiger style, let's get it.
>>219816117>>219816514disney is owned by blackrock. you know how amazon studios is just a playpen for amazon because no matter how much money they waste on their shit tv shows, it will never make a dent in their profits? blackrock has 100x the ressources of amazon. money is not real. say good bye to your shitty escapism forever and pay attention to your people and the world around you. grow up.
EMBO SHITTO
>>219817257Tumblr post porn purge still produces gems, ngl
>>219812099Is that Embo?That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Coruscant Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, greenest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Embo screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Embo and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Embo, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy...That nigga Embo stole my heart and drank my seed.
>>219812591it's more insidious than that actually. Pretty much every named character they are using is a Dave "I'm a faggot cowboy" Filloni OC. He gets royalties for all of them.
>>219817549Filoni looks like the kinda guy who gets beat by his wife.
>>219817074let's not pretend that eu didn't have a million of glup shittos, if anything it's them who started a trend of naming every single extra in the movies
>>219817633I think the difference is we weren't later suffering half a dozen movies or tv shows with "hey look it's glup shitto from clone wars" tie ins.
>>219817507Schizo post.
>>219817719You can call me a schizo all day. But you can't say I'm wrong. The entire starwars universe has been replaced by some faggot's OC donuts
>>219817245Shitting too long is bad for your O-ring.
>>219816974Actually Embo's dialog is just reading old French Smurf comics out loud and deliberately pronouncing the words wrong.
>>219817764I can. You are wrong. All Star Wars characters ever created in any medium are owned by Lucasfilm the company, not the authors. The authors don't get royalties and never have. They are paid once for their work under contract and that's it. They get percentage of the sales. But they are not paid royalties for characters. They work in a licensed universe. It's not their creation. Lucasfilm does not have to ask for permission to use these characters in any way they like. They own them. You are a schizo, who gets his knowledge and opinions from YouTube and twitter grifters. This movie is also directed and written by Favreau. Mando and Baby Yoda are his characters. Embo is a character created by George Lucas from his show. You have no idea what you're talking about.
>>219817878>schizo status: No Country for TOLD Men
>>219817690And that EU was othen in Less visible media like books and comics.Plus with EU it looked like this>Hire some Writer you found in a Btier Scifi magasine>pretty much give him some rudimentary background and pretty much give him free hand>repeat until something interesting comes outThis is why EU was ofthen very messy in terms of quality. But it was interesting. With DISNEY we seem to be constantly in OT maybe ST timeframe.
>>219817322>disney is owned by blackrockThey aren't. Google this shit before you spread it.
>>219812953>>219813153There's a literal fucking wolf race from the 2d cartoon. Why doesn't this faggot make that canon?
>>219817633>whataboutism
How can I Embomaxx
>>219812099Literal Who in "Dead Soi Franchise"Well holy shit! Well I never!
>>219812099Who?
>>219812099Embo? EMBO?!? NO FUCKING WAY!!!Who's embo and why would anyone who never gave a shit about the cartoons (I assume it's one of the cartoon characters) and knows faloni is a faggot hack care?
>we have Zeiram at home
>>219816734yogurt gunna force grab his dick and make him think twice for TWO seconds while star wars cuts his eyeballs out real quick then he will learn they arent so bad and become friends for the last half hour
>>219818817nah
>>219819373>PooqThe first Zeiram movie is good shit. The second is just a retread.
>>219819131this
>>219812099SOMEHOW...GLORP SHITTO HAS RETURNED
>>219819807 (Me)No idea where that greentext came from
>>219812099do poeple think whatever Feloni did was as popular as they think it was?
>>219817070How many jump cuts?
>>219812770Literal trashcan.
It's so embarrassing that they didn't just make this a Disney+ show. What the fuck were they thinking
>>219820092They thought they would pull a Demon Slayer and all the Mando fans would show up in droves to the theater kek. Filoni also championed this as a way to get all his shit OCs in to live action form.
star wars is so gay
Will someone please put Star Wars and Star Trek out of their misery? They don't deserve this.
>>219813249
>>219816975kek
>>219812099AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>219814912well then you do it
>>219817088there seems to be a correlation between bad star wars stuff and spinning
OMG IT'S EMBO GREMBO!!! CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO LINK UP WITH DENGO MANGO AND FIGHT THE EVIL DARTH PLURBUS
>>219812748Fucking hell.
>>219812099Wait, this isn't Cad Bane?TM+G is just going to be Dave Filoni character cameos all film, right?
>>219812257It would be extremely soluble.
>>219817070>cowboy alien shows up like he's a big deal and I'm supposed to know him>does nothing>gets outskilled by the slowest grandpa in the galaxy>dies>boba fett becomes crime boss of tatooine with his gang of not even 5 peoplethat really was something
>>219812099Holy Fuck it's Shitzo Glubgor!
>>219822193>>boba fett becomes crime boss of tatooine with his gang of not even 5 peopleNot even. Didn't he say something like "Ehhhhh, this ruling with respect is not my thing anyway" in the end? Lmao. This show was hilarious.
>>219812953>>219813120>>219813153Fucking hell
>>219812099Kino.
