>Let me tell you something! Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So, I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart and get in my car with no upholstery, no gas and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!
>>219812671Why would you freeze a pop tart?
>>219812671Why do zoomers get so triggered by marriage humor
>>219812671Honestly this speech has helped me through some hard times. Don't live for yourself. Live to spite others.
>>219812671>And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my headhuh?
I relate to Al a bit more by the day.
>>2198126716 more payments?? 6 whole months of car payments left??The HORROR
>>219812794zoomers want to be married instead of being lonely incels
>>219813664that's 6 payments left of the 16 years he already owned it>imagine still paying off a 16 year old vehicle
>>219812671>homeowner>wife who wants to fuck you>stable, easy employment >owns a car>functioning adult children >no crippling mental illness, disability, or addictionCry me a fucking river. You could've been born as some lower caste Indian slave in the slums of Mumbai with multiple sclerosis.
>>219813532his roof leaks so he has to wear a bag when it rains
>>219813571He looks well presented for a depressed man married to a woman allergic to housework
>>219813714>functioning adult childrenThat's debatable.
