webm thread
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who's the clown that only allows mute webms here? Fuck that guy
>>219816317Goddamn, I love Amy.
>>219816290How do I get a gf?
>>219816578Change everything about yourself
>>219816578if i knew i wouldn't be waking up at 1pm for a dead end job while living with my parents, so maybe just dont be like me
>>219816347>>219816373>>219816393>>219816621Why bother if you are not going to name what it is?
>>219817112https://www.imdb.com/title/tt29261344/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Silkhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pk8bQM-u-I&pp=ygUQUmVkIHNpbGsgdHJhaWxlcg%3D%3D
>>219817112Chiang Kai Shek mass executing Communists on April 12th, 1927>"That's nice silk but you chose the wrong color."
Women are kinda gross if you think about it
>>219816578Step 1: Get a haircutStep 2: lose weight, get down to 150 or 160 lbsStep 3: Go to social gatherings where women are. Young adult church groups are the best optionStep 4: Actually talk to the women, and ask them out. 90% of men fail at this step because they're too cowardly. If you do the first 3 steps, you will succeed here.
>>219818198Step 5: sit at home while she cheats on you with Chad during yet another "girls night out"
>>219818233In your case, I would add a step 0Step 0: Turn off your internet service and throw your smartphone in the trash. You are not allowed to ise the internet for a period of one year, minimum. Your brain is poisoned and needs antitoxin.
>>219818272fuck off, you larper>Young adult church groups are the best optionnobody is meeting girls in church groups or libraries or any of those stock places dopes say when they want you to think they know how to find girls with substance. You're so full of shit I can smell it from here
>>219818330Take it or leave it, your call. Worked for me.
>>219816317is that the dude that recently died?
>>219818364sure it did. She's a millionaire supermodel, right?
>>2198183432,
>>219818415Unironically a millionaire, yes.
>>219818198>get down to 150 or 160 lbs
>>219818198>Get a haircutI get complimented too much on having long hair
>>219818637Needs the bit showing the bullet. Tremors 2 was a fun movie
>>219818722The scene is just too fucking long. It'd have to be a postage stamp to get it into one.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POacDjS1EBo
>>219818782Are we doing trains?
>>219818495funny, the girls you meet into those church groups. I met my wife, the queen, while at a book fair.
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>>219816290Someone post Monique Gabrielle's tits from that one movie
>>219819725MY FUCKING EYES
>>219819725not a big Carrey fan but that is a classic
>>219820114does it look like this on your screen too
>>219820039>Doesn't cut his aorta>No arterial blood >Blood would be gushing and it would be lighter than you'd expect Doing this move is apparently like turning off a human in this TV show. He most certainly didn't kill him instantly
>>219819962We see her perfect tits in two films.
>>219820134no
>>219820134Looks normal colors for me. Lemme grab another that actually has fucked up colors and tell me if its fine.Not this one.
>>219820134This one. Webmming Leon and Lexx results in fucked up red shifted webms for me.
>>219820158>>219820161maybe my HDRI is fucked, or you guys are trolling me
>>219820144Did you watch the rest of the webm where he stands up and waddles away?
>>219820191I made these and what the fuck?
Am I crazy?
>>219820191this is how I see it.
>>219820234my entire screen brightness goes dark as the red steals all my monitors energy, and then my eyes start hurting
>>219820269>>219820296>>219820309What the fuck is going on?
>>219820335It's the EVIL.
>>219820364
>>219820389Yep, that's the guy
>>219820468
>>219818400No, Anon. It's not me. You're mistaken.
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>>219820483100% keen
>>219820149He's probably thinking of the long, lingering shot as she stares at her own boobs in the mirror.From this movie.
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>>219820547Wait, fuck.
>>219820503She got bleached
>>219820658He landed on the beach.
>>219820672>Wait, I forgot my body builder panties, could you grab them for me please.
>>219820776I love big bug movies.
>>219816290Nice
>>219816290lucky, lucky camera man...
>>219821547Disgusting.
>>219818596kek
>>219821713is that spider-man
>>219821485Don't understand it myslf but I read that you can sit on the edge of a copter with your legs hanging and it's not dangerous because the force of the heli(?) keept you against the floor(?)
>>219821764Gravity keeps you against the floor.
>>219820189I'll never forget the Wavves album where one of the song files played chopped and screwed on one device and completely normal on anotherJust one track not the whole album, weirdest thing ever
>>219821738No, it's clearly a peasant woman being execut--oh, shit, is that Tom Holland??
>>219820335This happens to me as well - not in a predictable way. I think it's the webm encoding.
>>219822044>clearly a peasant woman beingit's Anne Boleyn but whatever.
>>219816290>tattoodropped
>>219821524Lucky everyone, you mean. She shows full nudity through the whole movie.https://www.aznude.com/view/movie/a/askmewhatyouwant.html
>>219822684wew...
>>219823407i like that they kept the doctor chuckling
>>219823512I'm guessing the unexpectedly loud bang the seat makes is the real noise it made and not foley.
>>219818198The average American woman weighs 170 pounds.
>>219823799mensisters...did we just get BTFO?
>>219818543This poster is a manlet and assumes you are one too.
>>219819099A shame this show was too expensive to get renewed past its first season.
>>219816578dont.
>>219825580>me entering a barren sfw celeb thread to drop my webms
>>219818233>>219818330>>219818415>>219819244Go back loser >>>/r9k/
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>>219817112Hmmm. I wonder what the film about a multitude of people committing murder on a train could be. Maybe some sort of manslaughter on the Calais-Mediterranée line.Grow a brain.
>>219825433
a classic
>>219827367accurate title
>>219821465The first film was great, the sequel felt like a parody of the first.
>>219817094If I didn't get a gf this year I would've freaked tf out thinking you were me
>>219823456I prefer the tentacle scene in The Untamed.
Anyone have that webm of the two girls talking about giving the dad the one girl she babysits for a blowjob and how it was ripping her lips?
>be me>decide I want to contribute to a /tv/ webm thread>look at my vast DVD collection and think of a cool scene I have not seen on one of these threads>realize that I do know how to make a webm but I have no idea how to rip a scene off a DVD and caption it>spend several hours figuring it out>finally get the caption on there pretty close to matching the mouth movement on the character after another hour of trial and error>post my creation>everyone makes fun of me for capitalizing the first letter of every word
>>219827529i agree i was pretty annoyed. first one is almost underrated
>>219827687>realize that I do know how to make a webm but I have no idea how to rip a scene off a DVD and caption itjust torrent the movie or episode
>>219827425no way
>>219816578Step 1. lower your standards as far as humanly possibleStep 2. talk to womenStep 3. do not give up till one of them touches your penis
>>219827811way.
>>219827847>2026>people STILL haven't figured out how to deinterlace video
>>219827937I never used the software before when I ripped it and forgot to set the interlacing option.Now the trial is expired and I don't care enough to rip the serieses again.
>>219827425LmaoI just want to say how much I love these threads. Might just be the best thread on TV period full-stop. I have wanted to leave TV so much. But these kind of threads keep me coming back. I hate TV. I hate film. It's a terrible medium.
>>219816578Just be yourself
>>219816290Why are women with this body type so unattainable in modern day America? Has it always been this way?
>>219816578
>>219828192Because you live in SEA.
>>219820261How did she not win gold?
>>219828270I'm White and I live in America. I don't think I've even seen a girl with a stomach that flat in over 15 years. Everyone is fat as fuck now. Even people who think they're average are just fat fucks.
>>219823456Literally me and my wife every Sunday
>>219824219Good film
>>219828374stop laughing!!!
>>219828362>girlme thinks you are checking out old hags m8. TITE is alive and well if you know where to look.
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>>219820499You recently died? GB2 >>>/x/ you bastard ghost.
>>219827811yes way,with a giant horse dong
>>219828688She's making me uncomfortable.
>>219828120Wait what
>>219828688Well SPD my Emergency...
>>219822370I can't be the only one who clicked on this webm for the ass on the girl in blue
>>219821513I don't have a wife so I log onto 4chan with my own email, am I screwed?
>>219827785>i agree i was pretty annoyedI dropped it pretty quickly, it was just so bad.
>>219818921Based and yamatopilled
