For me, it's Gwyneth Paltrow in Shallow Hal.
>>219817930based
for me it's iron man goop
>>219817930Same, but the 400lb version
>>219817930For me it's Glowing Gwyneth in Iron Man 3.
Shizo thread
>>219817930this was looksmatched couple in 2001 United States of America
Isn't she a dirty footslut?
>>219820034Jack black has very good facial features
OK, I will buy your vag candles
>>219820082Yes
>>219820034back when he was just regular fat
god she's so hot i would eat every ounce of her goop for 3 meals a day
>>219820034I thought the point of the film was that he thought she was out of his league
Kiss Gwyneth Paltrow. Hug Gwyneth Paltrow. Protect Gwyneth Paltrow. Make clay pottery with Gwyneth Paltrow. Snuggle with Gwyneth Paltrow. Then whisper “I got you” to Gwyneth Paltrow.
She hates poor people
>>219820034Young Jack Black is actually very attractive, not so much in pic though
>>219824296Then sniff her deliciously goopy pussy
>>219824419so do I
>>219818352excellent
Post the webm of her in that avengers movie kicking around the apartment in daisy dukes.
>>219817930Most based thread on the 'log.
>>219817930I wish I could afford one of her vagina scented candles :(
>>219824472>the most sexual PG scene in cinema history is already referenced in the copypasta>somehow that’s not enough for you
>>219824625Ghost is PG-13.
>>219824543wtf is daisy dukes
>>219824933There was a show called Dukes of Hazard. The main characters were the Duke boys. Their cousin was Daisy Duke. She wore extremely short shorts. Hence the name. There was a rap song about them if you can believe that.
I need those feet in my mouth
>>219823105Careful with that there thinking around these parts lad
>>219825751>POV: you're a young actor who has to audition for the MCU
>>219825751Perfect
>Shakespeare in Love
>>219826656looks like a painting
>>219826679yes.
>>219825751
>>219824340poor and fat, but to her they're the same.
No perfection of her that is the movie Great Expectations?!That peach fuzz when she's smoking is so hot.Y'all niggas dumb.
>>219824625They were crafting a butt plug together
Great Expectations.thread
Didn't Weinstein glark and pump this ancient bitch?OP is still jerking off to her in his 30s while she has Harvey's cheese floating around in her.
>>219817930oops, wrong pic
>>219826811>>219827002>Great Expectationssupreme taste
>>219827044Paltrow is a jew. Big Harv only messed with gentiles.
Paltrow always bad mouths this movie when asked about it. Basically says it's trash and she regrets doing it
>>219827491ok.
>>219827457Paltrow can't be a jew because Blythe Danner wasn't, they both had to service him at the same time. Those are the rules when it's only jewy on your dad's side.
love her peach fuzz
>>219827839
>>219827866Love GoopLove jerking off to GoopLove her 7 limesSimple as
>>219827866god she was perfect
>>219827912
When people talk about wealthy White people, Gwyneth is who I think about. She embodies that beautiful Anglo look. Of course her father was a kike.
>>219827987Jews have been in the elite class of most Western countries for more than a century now and in the case of English speaking Western countries, have basically mixed into the Anglo elite class. I don't get that people get surprised when they find out an Anglo-Jew is a wealthy elite.
Goopbros should I make a Goop thread on /b/?
She was on a podcast and was asked who was better in bed between Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck. What did she mean by this?https://x.com/wydblaise/status/2045229726982164686?s=46
>>219828305Sounds like she was in love with Pitt so that made the sex good but Affleck has a big dick and/or just a great fuck.
>>219828305Pitt dumped her for Jolie, who was even hotter at the time. She's just coping. Pitt may regret that decision though.
>>219828472He dumped Jennifer Aniston for Jolie. It was a huge thing in the media at the time. Also she didn’t really say anything bad about Pitt there
>>219827815golden goop glutes
>>219827430
The Talented Mr Ripley
>>219828305kinda tacky talking about that but still pretty funny
>>219817930Her mother was easily 10X more beautiful than her.
>>219825979Damn, a co-worker/neighbour looks just like her in here.
>>219820091Anon the beard is doing the heavy lifting here.
>>219829554Now that's a square jaw.
