funniest piece of Alien merch I swear
i mean the writing for that scene was parody tier as well>bro what if the alien grows 10 feet in 2 hours
Who buys this shit.
What about Kenner Bishop?
>>219818714Careful, you'll summon necanon
>>219818815Pretty sure this was for a cartoon that never got released.
>>219818815>cyborg with sunglasses and minigunFunny this came out before T2
>>219819198no it didn't
>>219818638To be fair, the alien grows ridiculously fast in the original film as well. Not as quickly as the squid in Prometheus, but still.
>>219818638I always like the instance of that in the original movie. It made the alien feel quite alien for having a grown spurt that fucking fast, a truly alien organism. And I like that we got zero explanation, but these days retards are all over saying "it doesn't make any sense!", oh fuck off
>>219819257Wait...
>>219818603Men getting raped is funny. Especially when it's a tall, alpha chad getting raped. Look at his hilarious face like, "Nooo, I'm in charge here! You rapesquid will not rape me! Ahhh, it's raping me fuuuck, this hurts so much! I'm being impregnated by the rapesquid!" Haha, so pathetic.
>>219819196It was in the comics. They made little mini comic books with different ones for each toy. You can see his comic rolled up in there. So the kid gets the toy, then reads the comic of bishop blasting xenos and can recreate it with the other toys
>>219818815It funny, the shit that got action figures....
>>219818815The Kenner toyline was kino
>>219818638almost as if it's an alien or something
>>219820190Fuck yes. Killer crab was the best.
>>219820260then why not the tall white fella just use his laser vision to defeat it?you got a problem with that? he's an alien
>>219818603
>>219820190>Queen Face HuggerThey didn't even try making this crazy shit make sense
>>219820328>he's an alienhis DNA is almost the same as ours
>>219820387it makes perfect sense, that's the facehugger that makes a queendon't become retarded in your attempts to seem smart
>>219820419im sorry.
>>219820387The Queen Facehugger is in one of the cuts of Alien 3
>>219819548>Oh boy, today's a good day to choke a bitch! I sure hope there isn't a rapist tentacle monster behind th.... ACK!
>>219820387>They didn't even try making this crazy shit make senseIf Jesus is real, then why not the Giants of the Bible? That's why you need a Giant Facce Hugger Queen. For the giants. >oh but anon the xenos weren't on earth at that timeJust stop
>>219820385Is there an ovipositor link to something like this iykwim
