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>The deep-space exploration team aboard the Spiritus Mundi spacecraft pick up a strange, recurring signal from a remote planet. Captain Elena Voss leads the mission to investigate, only to discover a bizarre alien artifact that starts warping time, reality, and the crew’s minds.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/weapons-filmmaker-zach-cregger-the-flood-1236564763/
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>>219820352
So its probably an amalgamation of alien, super nova, dead space and event horizon?
At least its not a remake or a sequel
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>>219820352
>Captain Stronk Womyn leads the mission
pass
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>>219820352
Weapons was legitimately one of the worst movies I've ever seen, I wanted to call up the Pirate Bay and demand a refund.
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>>219820352
holy shit is that the guy from WKUK?
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>space ship
>give latin name
why are they like this
what's the problem with spaceholic? pier pressure? sheep monroe? sushi hunter? you know, FUN
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>>219820416
He looks like a cuck doesn't he
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>>219820416
from PCP guy to the hottest director in Hollywood right now.
sounds... successful
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>>219820352
>a bizarre alien artifact that starts warping time, reality, and the crew’s minds
A simple premise, let's wait to see how they fuck it up and make it lame.
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>>219820395
And Sphere
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>>219820352
>the Flood
Halo?
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stealth halo movie?
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>>219820352
Can someone explain how this fag broke into hollywood? Didn't he flop with that Miss March movie 15 years ago? Now suddenly he's directing major studio releases?
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>>219820486
>c-c-captain?? am I supposed to be hearing the N word on a loop right now??
>my god... stay with me... think of all the diversity and inclusion we fought so hard for (in space)
>it won't stop!!! I'm gonna say it!!! NNNN--
>*bang*
>*captain wipes single tear from eye*
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>>219820415
Cregger: What if like.. a witch was like... kidnapping children and like.. controlling them by snapping a little stick with a lock of hair or bit of blood from the victim? Like whoa... what if she was hideously old and bald and sat around naked drawing circles on the floor???
Studio: A great script, 13 million dollars has been deposited into your account.
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Zack becoming the next Jordan Peele comedy to horror guy was definitely not something I could have possibly predicted
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>>219820717
Call it The Library and just have it be me as a kid dying 100 times trying to beat that level
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>>219820664
Beat me to it.
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>>219820352
Sounds super derivative
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It sounds like he's going to... you know... rape them?
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>space
>flood
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Sounds more like Dead Space or Event Horizon than Halo
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>>219820352
>Captain Elena Voss
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>>219820352
>strong wyman protagonsit
cringe
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>>219820352
>Captain Elena Voss
Nah not interested
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>>219820352
>The Flood
>Spiritus Mundi
>Captain Elena Voss
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>>219820352
>Spiritus Mundi
Why the fake Latin?
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INTO THE FLOOD AGAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIN
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>>219820352
Why is this comedy crook with the literary sensibilities of a failed genre novelist HR officer being elevated to Nolanhood all of a sudden?



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