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The sequel trilogy was officially erased by Disney.
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>>219822004
Too late
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stars wars is shit
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>>219822004
They have to erase the prequel trilogy as well.

And the Ewoks. It should've been the wookie home world like Lucas originally intended before he got greedy for more merchandising prospects.
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>>219822208
The Ewoks cartoon is kino though
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>>219822227
The Christmas special is distilled rape essence
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>>219822208
prequels can stay because it has some of the best aesthetics and designs in the series.
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>>219822255
It got Nelvana onto the scene though
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>>219822004
HE
FUCKING
WON
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>>219822004
I was wondering why they're suddenly pushing the OT gang at the theme park. I thought they had a sequel-only policy but now it makes sense.
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>>219822004
Filoni is in charge of Lucasfilms now, and he loves the sequels.
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absolutely amazing if they do this

i'll forgive them. still never watching ep 8 or 9. nor 7 again. but if they make a new 7,8,9 i'll give those a chance

amazing. pardon me for being söy
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>>219822208
It had nothing to do with merchandising and everything to do with it being easier to find fifty kids to put into costumes than fifty 7 feet dudes.
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>>219822004
>"Are we fucking serious right now?"
>username is starwars slopper
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>>219822004
the sequels will be removed from disney+, nobody will ever say "Rey" again, TLA defenders will be rounded up, shot and dumped in a ditch at disneyland
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>>219823108
>TLA
Wrong franchise anon
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>>219823152
damn, well I wouldn't worry about it, bullets are pretty cheap
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>>219822004
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>>219822753
>than fifty 7 feet dudes.

Just get fifty guys standing on crates and angle the camera up. They can even wear jeans from the waist down. Guys in the back can just have wigs and a little make up and you're good. The magic of movies is in the illusion.
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>>219822004
GEG
>>219822442
I kneel...
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>>219823108
>>219823152
What franchise is TLA?
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>>219822375
I could give a fuck about the aesthetics.

In fact, I think they made a mistake taking Tatooine desert robes and making them the uniform of a Jedi knight. After they said "Jedi knight" back in '77, a lot of us were picturing something much more knightly.

Something like Vader's armor, but the Good Guy version. In some of those CGI cartoons they got Obi and Ani wearing a bit of armor here and there. That's closer to what I pictured as a child.
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>>219822004
>>219822208
>>219822442
Someone needs to take that picture of Stalin erasing the officer next to him but make it Lucas erasing sequel characters.
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>>219823913
It says it right there
>Queer Cinema
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wtf, this happened?

I don't know what to think. Getting rid of Kathleen Kennedy is an obvious net positive but I really dislike Filoni's hard-on for shit fanservice shows.
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>>219823913
The Labia Archives
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>>219822004
>1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Be hilarious if they did this.
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>>219823984
Aren't they just samurai tho
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>>219823913
>What franchise is TLA?
To (Live and Die in) LA
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They just knew nobody would buy the mystery box if it there were a 1/3 chance of getting a sequel jersey
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I find it insane that jewjew was allowed to make a trilogy on the premise of the neo-empire fighting the neo-rebels because the new republic "disarmed itself" and was completely taken out by the first order
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>>219824372
Kino. Soulful, even.
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>>219822670
do what
it's a blind box with shirts for the lucas movies and a chase for retards to waste money trying to get
it doesn't mean they're erasing the sequels
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>>219824482
I find it insane they made a new trilogy without any kind of plan for what the story would be. Lets just make it up as we go from film to film
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>>219822208
No Star Wars is Canon except episodes 4, 5, the first half of Phantom Menace and the Ewoks show. I will not elaborate further.
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>>219824557
The plan was feminist culture war and they executed brilliantly
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>>219824300
samurai wore a ton of armor
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>>219823458
What were they using?
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>>219823984
IIRC, what Luke wears in Jedi was supposed to resemble what they wore. Something between a Prussian military suit and Japanese robes. At the very least, their clothes were much finer than the bulky robes and coats.
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>>219822255
kek
Also fuck Star Wars
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>>219824452
All of those are good, maybe episode V jersey is kind of bad, with Luke huge dirty face slapped there
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>>219824731
Anakin wears that
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>>219824790
He's close, but the fabrics were still pretty dense. Ironically, a lot of the prequeloids had silk robes under the costume for comfort. Silk would make sense as the main fabric for this era of Jedi.
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>>219824300
Those movies were inspired by all sorts of things. Samurai, knights, WWII, westerns... It's what gave these movies such universal appeal. I highly recommend watching The Hidden Fortress--there's so much Star Wars in that movie. And not to give the prequels too much credit (they suck) but the story of Palpatine is basically Julius Caesar and the fall of the Roman Republic.

Now Star Wars movies are inspired by like, general Star Wars pop culture. Creators have been chasing a high they never understood. They've created copies of copies until there was only a faint outline left.
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>>219824557
They didn't need a plan because normgroids would consume anything with the Star Wars label (at the time), and Disney knew this. Really cynical approach to moviemaking.
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>>219824864
it is similar to those clips of AI trying to replicate a picture of a person repeatedly. mistakes are copied and more mistakes take shape around them. after 20 goes the original picture is completely gone.
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>>219824452
Imagine wearing one of these and not being embarrassed.
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>>219823984
>In fact, I think they made a mistake taking Tatooine desert robes and making them the uniform of a Jedi knight. After they said "Jedi knight" back in '77, a lot of us were picturing something much more knightly.
Apparently that was Lucas goal but the artists on the production wanted the Jedi to just wear the same robes as in episode 4.
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>>219824723
no verbal greeting, a drag queen would just walk around and kiss all the children on the mouth
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>>219825192
ok i just did what now
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>>219825192
i don't have to imagine being based
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>>219822208

I always coped that PT was a terrible in setting movie series about what really happened.
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>>219824723
NON-DENOMINATIONAL GREETINGS, PARK ATTENDEES
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>>219824452
Episode 2 is PEAK late 90s aesthetics. Everything from the brown fabric to the sun bleached artwork.

I really need one.
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>>219825193
>AI aggregates dipshit fan theories that are in its dataset
Case closed, I guess
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>>219825292
lmfao
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>Each mystery box will cost $99.99
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>>219825193
Mark Hamil himself suggested some kind of oriental inspired look. He even tried to get Lucas to have Luke shave his head or wear some kind if exotic hairstyle. Lucas didn't use that look for Luke, but it did become the padawan braid that Obiwan and later Anakin had in the prequels.
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>>219824557
That's what Lucas did with the original trilogy as well.
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>>219823458
It's....it's afraid.
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>>219824031
>Someone needs to take that picture of Stalin erasing the officer next to him but make it Lucas erasing sequel characters.
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>>219825788
Everything in the original trilogy was made up as they went.
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>>219825908
Didn't mean to make it so big
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>>219823838
>get fifty guys standing on crates
Nice, now shoot them running through the woods while maiming Imperials and destroys AT-STs.
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>>219824452
IV > I > V = III > VI > II
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>>219824581
only Andor and empire is canon
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>>219823984
this nitpick is so fucking retarded. did you know that there are people walking around offices in president uniforms in real life? retard
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>>219823838

Moon Shoes (tm)
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>>219822004
Even 6 is too many, imagine paying for a lootbox for a fucking shirt with a 50% chance of getting one for a shit movie
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>>219822004
Nigger
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>>219826217
Why did Obi Wan wear his Jedi outfit every day while hiding?
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>>219822670
like a beaten wife
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>>219822753
Easier to film 50 tall dudes than 50 kids though, actually did they even use kids or did they use midgets
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>>219825787
>it did become the padawan braid that Obiwan and later Anakin had in the prequels.
lol that's like the least cool thing he could have picked. I always associated it with the rat tails a lot of redneck kids had when I was in school at the time.
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>>219826255

Was Uncle Owen also a Jedi?
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>>219826288
Yeah it looked fucking disgusting

The prequels are some of the ugliest films ever made
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>>219826255
Why did both Yoda and Anakin's ghost wear the same clothes?
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>>219826143
What point is this trying to make? All six movies are bad. Who cares what people spent more money on? Doesn't the OT still rank highest of the three anyway?
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>>219826331
because Lucas CGI'd them in there in 97
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>>219823984
>, a lot of us were picturing something much more knightly.
maybe on planet retard
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>>219822208
>and the Ewoks. It should've been the wookie home world
reddit opinion. the empire would have never placed their death star shield on the planet full of murderous bigfoots. the ewoks worked exactly because they were small and weak, which made the empire underestimate them. it's like poetry.
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>>219824973
yeah, except they didn't
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>>219826365
But that's wrong.
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>>219824723
it was 420 genders and it scared people
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>>219826288
Heh, yeah, I had that as a kid for a little while too, lol.
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>>219824723
>howdy folks, come on in y’all
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>>219824557
Unironically THIS might be the biggest thing to show someone if you want to deradicalize a person. The biggest film franchise in the world was given to the biggest film company in the world, and they just fucked around, and didn't plan any shit out. If you they can't even do that, then how in god's name can half of any conspiracy theory be true? There's no shadow cabal. World's just full of retards.
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>>219824581
Episode 6 starts with Jabba’s palace, that giggling monkey lizard, slave Leia, the Rancor fight, and the fight over the Sarlac pit. It ends with the audience meeting the eponymous Emperor of the Empire (one of the best characters in the series), Luke finally beating Vader in a fight, Force Lightning use, and then Vader throwing the Emperor into the core of the Death Star to redeem himself and save his son. Episode 6 is iconic, Ewoks or no.

Also
>implying picrel isn’t the best saber duel with the second best track besides Imperial March
This scene alone makes everything else wrong with the movie worthwhile.
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>>219824452
>They just knew nobody would buy the mystery box if it there were a 1/3 chance of getting a sequel jersey
This anon is right.
No one especially wants a Rise of Skywalker shirt.
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>>219822753
Never been to a basketball game huh?
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>>219822442
Why do people simp for Lucas when he directly sold Star Wars to Disney and hand picked Kennedy to take over Lucasfilm?
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This series is literally the best Star Wars has to offer. Just skip the first season.
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>>219826886
Kennedy had been a good producer for 35 years, and he thought they'd go ahead with his script for Ep. VII which is why he worked on the pre-production for the movie for the first handful of months back in 2013 before JJ was brought aboard and he effectively threw George out and moved production to Bad Robot to produce the TFA we got.
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>>219822004
Too little too late, I will enjoy seeing the mandalorian flop and struggle to get close to super mario's first week.
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>>219824581
4, 5 and the Battle of Endor. No need to reply, I know I'm right.
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>>219826886
He had no choice, he crashed the franchise so hard with the prequels that he was lucky anyone would buy it
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>>219822004
De-canonizing the sequels & just making everything in Mandolorian, fallen order, and the other immediate post OT media the revised continuation would genuinely help. Probably nominally so but still better than being left with the rotting carcass that are the sequels
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>>219823458
Everyone who keeps saying woke is dead is a bad faith actor who wants you to die for demons with big noses
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>>219826561
Sorry but you're wrong. I will not elaborate further.
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>>219826143
This is retarded. There are a lot more chinks and Indians who can afford to watch movies compared to 25 years ago
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>>219822004
Good for em
Now bring Ben solo back
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>>219826944
And the final season
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>>219824581
you're fucking lame, episode 6 on the death star is some of the best parts of the entire trilogy and Phantom Menace doesn't come close, Jabba's palace is kino too
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If you take all 9 movies in consideration, it's the story of family Palpatine. Sheev Palpatine is defeated by his grand daughter that joined the Jedi. The First Order is bigger than the Empire ever was, they built a bigger Death Star and actually destroyed several planets, killing quadrillions. Sheev's greatest feat was near the end of his life, when he deployed all ships aligned with him for one last battle. Also, he had a second in command called Darth Vader, him and his son kind of got in his the way in the middle of the story, they are side characters though.
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>>219827040
is this the new cope now, sweatie?
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>>219827111
>turn to the black side
Okay
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>>219825192
there is wayyyyy worse nerd fan clothing you see people wear everyday, at least the star wars character sprawl is kino looking
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>>219824581
>and the Ewoks show.
Gay.
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Millennial chads we fuckin won.
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>>219827178
At least she hot
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>>219824452
These look like the kind of shirts you would see worn by some criminal like a shooter or pedo who becomes a meme for for a few days after being caught
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There never was any sequel trilogy, chuds.
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>>219826944
>Just skip the first season.
Diabolically wrong. There's lots of good episodes in the first season and also prime orange buttcheeks.
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>>219826944
>Just skip the first season.
*eye roll*
>prime orange buttcheeks
This represents most fans of this show pretty well.

I've tried watching this series three times. I can't do it. Art style is also hideously ugly.
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>>219826143
>someone made this “meme”
>included “chuddie” just to reinforce the faggotry
That’s sad
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>>219827300
The TF didn't even blockade a trade route.
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>>219826076
Have regular sized dudes playing the Wookies and kids playing the Imperials
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>>219826561
After Luke takes Vader's helmet off, with his dying breaths, Vader says, "Tell your sister, you were right [about me]." This one moment elevates the entire trilogy, even outweighing some of the sloppy setup earlier in the film when Vader and Luke first meet. Vader doesn't say some clichéd rubbish like "I love you, son." Or a thank you, or some other nonsense that reduces him to nothing more than a prop for Luke's hero's journey. No - Vader's dying request is for Luke to tell his sister that through Luke's will to power, their father was saved. Not redeemed, but saved - saved from otherwise inevitable and all-encompassing damnation. Vader is surprised, in disbelief, and in awe. He, like the audience, witnessed Luke become ubermensch ("Jedi" in the film's winking, pidgin gibberish) - a being so committed to a transcendent morality rejecting both master and slave, he has even strangled Freud in the crib. He, whose dark father would seek to avert the triumph of Filius over Pater at all costs (including his manhood), instead chooses a Middle Path. A path that first brought them into violent conflict - the Father performing as the Shadow - but then spread like a crow's foot when Luke realized the Shadow didn't inhabit a black suit of armor, but rather, the depths of his soul, all souls - the very Heart of War. Vader is looking upon a Great Golden Beast who nonetheless climbed the Cross and lay down with the lamb.

But then Luke decided to murder his teenage nephew because he might be a school shooter one day or something idk im gay
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>>219822208
Boomers still malding that the prequels were much better and came to define the franchise the franchise unlike their chilidish muh empire and rebels story
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andor and sequeltrannies btfo
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>>219825468
>Episode 2 is PEAK late 90s aesthetics.
Nope.
And it's CGI aged like milk
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>>219826143
>>219827824
Why are they like this? There is there always a distinct lack of brevity. It's literally always 'WORDS WORDS WORDS'
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>>219829019
because it triggers you so hard, chuddie.
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>>219826944
>old wounds comes out in 2005
>bring maul back for the big clone wars cartoon
>keep maul alive against all logic so you can adapt old wounds
>finally adapt old wounds
>fuck up the entire thing by having 70% of the episode be dedicated to FUCKING EZRA for no discernible reason.
I knew Dave was a fuck up but that was the moment it really hit home just how fucking dense he was.
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>>219827040
Not only that, the average ticket price is a lot higher now than it was during the prequel trilogy's release. There are plenty of premium formats that simply didn't exist back that. The studios use that to hide the fact that theatre attendance in the U.S. has been declining since the early '00s.

Avatar (blue cat people) ticket sales in the U.S. have been cut in half for every sequel, even though the boxoffice figures don't reflect that.
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>>219822442
Based George.
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>>219824557
I believe there was a plan but Jar Jar tard-raged if he didn't get what he wanted, and he wanted a retelling of the OT but in his vision.

Genuinely Jar Jar Abrams is a talentless hack and the original story Arndt compiled that was going to be adapting from the EU and Lucas' sequel draft was going to be much better.
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>>219827040
Actually the prequel trilogy is popular in China because for many it was the first Star Wars they saw. When the sequel trilogy was released, chinks asked where's Anakin
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>>219825292
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>>219825193
>reddit and quora are the sources
post discarded
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>>219824147
Filoni is just as bad, Star Wars will continue to be bad.
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The entirety of Disney Star Wars should be erased
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>>219826399
The first one made billions, everything after that was downhill.
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>>219824147
dave filoni is significantly more politically radical than kathleen kennedy
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>>219829609
Season 2 already went off the rails with the cameos, and season 3 was so fucking retarded.
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>>219822208
I've been saying it for years. Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back are the only two good Star Wars movies, and Rogue One is the only good side story. The entire rest of the Star Wars filmography is shit. Return of the Jedi is ruined by the cringe-worth Ewoks. The prequels are just horrendous and include one of the worst characters ever put to film, ie- Jar Jar Binks. The sequels are slop in all directions and include one of the worst characters ever put to film, ie - Finn.
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>>219829609
WTF is that flower shit behind the fat bitch
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>>219822670
like a THAAD battery
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>>219828794
Chubby kids in chubby stormtrooper armor?
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>>219826859
Nice, now take all those 70s basketball players and turn them into actors.
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I don't understand shirt but printed on the back
Put a jacket and you can't see it anymore, have long hair and can't see anymore
For zipped hoodie ok because it would look like shit if you let it open
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>>219826886
>Made billions from the mouse
>Showed how much incompetent they are
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>>219830163
>2019 world population 7 billion
I'm calling bullshit already. Its been 10 billion since last I checked in 2015.
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>>219830163
Why don't you compare ep 2 & 3 against ep 8 & 9.

The infographic is big clunky enough already. There's no reason not to include it unless it hurts your argument.
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>>219829609
This shit looks like one of those parody films that were common in the 2000's.
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>>219829609
https://youtu.be/dLCh4KVk2-A

Same energy. Same actor even.

>>219830461
>From Happy Madison
>Staring Rob Schneider
>MEET THE JEDI
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>>219830163
The movies were a vehicle to drive merch sales.

I have seven Darth Vader shirts. I have zero sequel trilogy pieces of merch of any kind - and the thought of spending my money on such things turns my stomach.
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>>219826255
Imagine the smell
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>>219827040
>muh chinks, muh jeets
poltroon cope
>>219829696
>The sequels are slop in all directions and include one of the worst characters ever put to film, ie - Finn.
I'd argue Rey was even worse than Finn. Booyah's stormtrooper storyline was at least mildly interesting, Rey's was just awful
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>>219826559
Exactly. I worked in middle management in a fortune 100 company and noticed that the lower the level of employee, the more they felt there was a “plan” that was always in motion, directed by the higher ups. In reality, there was no plan, everything was just a series of moment to moment often incompetent decisions made under the pressure of just getting through that day
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I think the entire franchise is shit and needs a hard reboot.
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>>219826559
>how can the people running the banks possibly be more ruthless or smarter than kathleen kennedy
im sure this would kill on a breadtube comment section tho champ
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>>219825953
>HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK
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>>219826886
he said he only sold it because he got so much hate from the fans that he figured nobody wanted him to do it anymore so may as well let someone else have it. and now look
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Hating Ewoks is a sure fire sign that person lacks whimsy.
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>>219824452
I think part of the problem of society is that 40 years ago if you wore something like this, everyone would call you a homosexual and bully you, but today if you wear this everyone would just think about doing that inwardly.
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>>219823984
>A lot of us
Gramps it is time for bed
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>>219829609
Is that Starbuck?
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>>219827475
Don't sexualize the underage orange stick.
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>>219822208
But what about the droid attack on the wookies?
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>>219825788
ESB and RotJ are very obviously set up and pay off.
ANH was made stand alone, because nobody was able to predict its success and expected a niche flick
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>>219827475
>prime orange buttcheeks
It's Shaak Ti from The Forced Unleashed for me
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>>219823984
>I could give a fuck
Fucking mutt cocksucker retard
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>>219826886
Because Lucas sold Star Wars after being sent death threats and bullied by the literal evil Red Letter Media and their brainwashed masses. Mike Stoklasa forced Lucas to sell and forced Disney to hire JJ Abrams to direct and write Star Wars.
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>>219833280
It's really weird how some independent filmmaker from Milwaukee or Illinois or something has billionaires and multinational corporations by the balls. Is it possible to learn this power?
>Not from a Jedi
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>>219826965
>Praising Super TikTok Galaxy for any fucking reason when it's Kikelumination slop advertisement with zero plot and screeching Xitterfags screech is "the GOAT movie EVAR!!!11!!!"
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>>219822442
St*klasa is probably going to drink himself to death in the next years
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say what you will about all the retarded shit in the extended universe canon but you gotta admit it would have made for far better kinography than the sequels we got
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>>219833414
I see more obsessed Mike haters than obsessed George haters. You just can't live with the fact that the prequels are dogshit can you? Have you ever even watched the reviews?
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I can't wrap my mind around this. Has anybody ever been driven retarded after birth? I know people can be driven insane (media told me)
am i dumb or is this dumb? did something else turn me retarded?
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>>219833434
Calm down Mike
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Who /spaceballs/ is the only canon guys at?
oh also they jewed out on the title which makes me want to see it less
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>>219833460
Hey none of my favorite movies have ever been thoroughly raped to death by a single lone genius. It's ironic, he's the Luke Skywalker and the prequels are the Death Star. Lucasfilm Ltd™ would never expect a single man fighter to be any threat. So they shoved Jar Jar down your throat and you pretend almost 3 decades later that you liked him and Dexter Jetster and General Grievous. I pity you.
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>>219826561
There's no emotional weight behind the saver fight. We already know Obi is gonna win because he's in the rest of the fucking series, we didn't know Qui Gon long enough to give a shit whether he lives or dies, and Maul had like 30 seconds of screen time before this scene. WOWEEEE LOTS OF FLIPPING AND BRIGHT FLASHING LIGHTS, THAT'S AWESOME DUUUUUUDE! Funny enough, the Obi Wan and Vader fight from '77 had more weight behind it despite being a primitive saber battle.
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>>219822208
They should erase Empire. ANH is a perfect pulp adventure movie and Empire ruined it by being a boring piece of shit aspiring to be deeper and artsier and the Vader retcon is Star Wars' biggest sin.
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>>219833338
mike personally sent George countless death threats until one day George found the decapitated head of a jar jar binks plushie in his bead.
at that point he figured it was safer for himself to just sell it and move on.
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>>219826217
Yoda literally wears the same robes as Obi-Wan while on a completely different biome. No, they were always supposed to be monk robes.
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>>219822004
>The sequel trilogy was officially erased by Disney
God I wish.
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>>219825788
Bu he had the Big Ideas (TM) like the Jedi/Sith conflict already in his notes as early as before ANH started filming.
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>>219822670
>still never watching ep 8 or 9. nor 7 again
I treat those movies like a bad alternate timeline, isolated from the rest of the setting. It makes them more tolerable when I have to rewatch them out of severe boredom every 5 years or so.
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>>219833384
Post your armored core 6 ps5 playtime, acfag
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>>219828944
Nobody gives a fuck about Mace Windu.
Nobody gives a fuck about Jar Jar.
Nobody gives a fuck about Qui Gon.
Nobody gives a fuck about Kit Fisto.
Nobody gives a fuck about Count Dooku.

Everyone loves Leia.
Everyone loves Luke.
Everyone loves Han.
Everyone loves 3PO and R2.
Everyone loves Chewie.
Everyone loves Palpatine and Vader.

OT supremacists rule the planet.
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>>219830837
>I think the entire franchise is shit and needs to be mercy killed
fixed
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>>219830163
Brother is that AI slop for the stats?
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>>219833753
>Everyone loves Luke.
Least interesting character in the OT.
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>>219833721
>He presumes I own a PS5
The last Playstation I owned was a PS4, which I gave to another person in my family, faggot.
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>>219833753
Heh well said, anonsan.
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>>219828944
The prequels are godawful movies, but the ideas behind them and the worldbuilding is way more interesting than the comparably straightforward OT setting. There's just more to talk about with the prequels, you can talk about all the interesting shit for so long that you end up forgetting how bad the actual movies themselves are.

I mean I just finished a prequel trilogy marathon a week ago and I though the movies were painful to watch at times but then I keep thinking of all the cool shit in them all week afterwards and I go hell yeah. I was already starting to forget about Yoda doing flips with a lightsaber or fucking autistic lines like "good call, my young padawan", but I can't fucking ignore that shit when I actually watch the fucking movies
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>>219833771
pleb take. Luke is kind of boring and gay on the surface but his arc is very interesting
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>>219833753
Ackshually Mace Windu is super cool because he's channeling the dark side but only half of it or something and he uses that in his unique fighting style and he's also the best duelist in the galaxy or something (none of this bullshit is in the actual movies themselves)
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>>219833218
toes
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>>219827010

That can’t be true, Trump won
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>>219824557
its very clear JJ wanted the negro luke, feminist han solo but even disney said whoa, we arent making a negro the star bro
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Spaceballs 2 might give something to laugh at while Kathleen basically destroyed everything and went to the darkside
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>>219831065
>>219833280
This is such bullshit for multiple reasons. 1. Lucas has gone on record saying he sold the company because he was getting old and had no hier apparent. He feared for the financial future of his enployees and sold the company to the one corporation he had the most positive history with, Disney. He had worked with the mouse for years on their films and theme parks. Star Wars was featured in Disneyland for decades before Disney bought the brand.
2. Lucas sold all of Lucasfilm and its affiliates. If Lucas was that distraught by fan outrage he'd have sold the film rights to Star Wars and Perhaps Indiana Jones while holding onto the ownership of ILM, Skywalker Sound, and THX as they were major money makers that no one complained about.
3. Lucas held onto Star Wars for 7 entire years after the prequels were completed. If fan death threats were enough for Lucas to give up Star Wars he'd have sold the series after the phantom menace's release and wouldn't have bothered making any more prequels let alone another 3 movies and a TV series set during the fucking prequels!

Get Lucas's dick out of your mouth and recognize the fucker is responsible for the Sequel Trilogy whether you like it or not. If you're gonna simp for someone at least make it an e-thot rather than an old man.
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>>219835807
>Lucas held onto Star Wars for 7 entire years after the prequels were completed.
It felt so much longer.
And yet I remember 2015 like it was a month ago.
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>>219828944
>generation that watches prequels gets older but never matures. Just become man-children who think the movie they enjoyed as toddlers is superior.

The real sad part is that all space wizard related content is inherently retarded at its core.
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>>219826143
>more sales means it's better!
Having millions of pigs willing to eat your slop doesn't make it not slop.
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>>219833753
Every single good SW media, the videogames, the animated Clone Wars series, the lore videos, eveyrthing is related or inspired by the prequels. When people think of SW they don't think of orange wearing rebels and stormtroopers, they think of Jedi, Sith, Coruscant, crazy force skills etc
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>>219822004
They're gonna keep Klaud, right?
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>>219822208
As much as I dislike the prequels compared to the OT without them we (probably) wouldn't have Jedi Outcast, Jedi Academy, KOTOR 1+2, and SW EP1: Racer.
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>>219824452
TPM has unironically the best design there.
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>>219822004
That doesn't specify WHICH six episodes.
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>>219831065
I'm sure you'll have a source for that and it's not just something you made up.
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>>219836715
look one post up
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>>219825292
lmao
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>>219825193
Imagine citing "AI Overview" as a source. If I were a zoomer, I'd say that "you're cooked".
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Remember when Disney renamed the Skywalker Saga the "Rey Saga" and said the first 6 movies were optional prequels while the Disney trilogy was the main story of the saga?
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>>219825984
Underrated kek
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>>219822521
Only at Disneyland. World is stuck in the sequels.
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>>219822004
seven
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>>219823458
>libtards and blue hairs aren't still out there getting your ass sent to hr for making jokes at work because a retard on twitter can jerk off to disney kids again
Oh, so it's REALLY retarded
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>>219834319
>the face of prequel apologists
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The 2026 Kinder eggs featured only OT characters (Luke, Leia, Yoda, Vader, R2) in their wrappings, but I was surprised to see three ST characters in the toys (Rey, Ben Solo, Stomtrooper).
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fucking forgot the pic
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>>219833625
Yoda is pretending to a crazy hermit and not a Jedi Master though
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>>219822004
I knew Disney had given up on sequelshit when they started reprinting old EU books without the "Legends" Judenstern on the cover.
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>>219836568
>Every single good SW media, the videogames, the animated Clone Wars series, the lore videos, eveyrthing is related or inspired by the prequels.

Or the Old Republic Era.
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When Disney bought Lucasfilm I literally had a dream about how bad it was going to be. Not exactly what it turned out to be but it was still shit. They had battle droids dropping F bombs
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Didn't read anything. I hope 'Starfighter' will mean a Mia figure that I can cum on. I will not read any replies to this. Thanks.
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>>219829100
not that anon, but have you ever considered that maintaining this kind of mindset has had more far reaching implications on the greater quality of your life and relationships?
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>>219836559
You retards believe box office success correlates to quality, so please shut the fuck up.
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>>219822442
Did he tho? Did he sell his Disney stocks at the peak?
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>>219824452
The fuck is the point? A blind box to get a shirt that's been done a gorillion times, except they're washed out colours and got an ugly "EPISODE NUMBER" theme?

Just get any of the one gorillion shirts with the actual posters? Or maybe don't wear a Star Wars shirt at all?
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>>219825984
I like the idea but the nig should be the second to go. They're still clinging to REEEEEEY
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>>219841227
Looks like a 4/10 femcel. Simp for someone better, dumbass.
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>>219839983
All Star Wars fans are like this. You can pretend otherwise but the holiday special wouldn't even exist if not for the insane consumerism surrounding the first movie.
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I've never watched Rise of the Skywalkers.
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>>219823458
It isn't dead, it's either retreated at worst or, at best, reverted back to the predecessor of woke: political correctness, ergo there isn't the same sort of sanity over gender, sexuality, men and especially white men aren't denigrated and so on but racial diversity and racial swapping is still a must
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>>219841788
They need the goyim ready for war, thinskilled trannies aren't useful for that. There's definitely going to be a chud renaissance.
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>>219826559
I've seen a shift from Jews being a mastermind cabal that plan everything out to simply doing shit as a result of their genes-culture and succeeding so much through very aggressive ethnic mafia thuggery - with their Anglosphere hosts being especially vulnerable because that culture of individualism, universalism, being guilt-based, etc.

So it's less of these shady big brained supervillains meeting to plan everything out and more completely ad hoc, the inevitable outcome of two very different cultures with different mindsets/priorities cohabiting, and also something that is fundamentally baked into the nature of how minority populations interact with majority ones, i.e. ethnic cronyism always happening with minority communities, even with purely ethnically British ones, there were stuff like Welsh networks in London that were patrons for David Lloyd George as he rose to prominence in Parliament. The Jews, however, are total maximalists with it, much like how they are in war given that they can't conduct any operation in the middle east without committing war crimes
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>>219824723
They listed out all 11,273 genders. They stopped doing it because it was costing too much to pay the announcer
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>>219822208
They have to erase the whole stinking lot, as far as I'm concerned.
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>>219842241
Calm down, Alec.
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>>219840128
what does the thing next to the dollars mean
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>>219831897
Nah. Lucas and the writers had some ideas but they only chose one at the last minute.
I remember two death stars in RotJ concept art, and the sactuary moon was called like that because it was Coruscant's moon.
And Han wasn't important and wasn't supposed to appear in ep4 final scene, much less in the sequels. ESB's first script had also little to do with the final result.
>>219823984
>inconsistencies
Even the very first 1977 movie conflicts with itself.
"Over a thousand generations, the jedis were guardians of peace in the republic"
"Nope, never heard of the force, it doesn't makes sense. And I've travelled all around the galaxy".
They weren't truly planning for sequels, save for Splinter of Mind's Eye.
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>>219842291
yookaybux
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>>219829625
It was the first movie since 2005. It was going to make money anyway.
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>>219824557
not having a plan is what killed lost

jj needs to get off the cocaine



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