>Oh no my daughter has a mutated gene so nobody can touch herDid /tv/ write this?
>>219822151Wokeness has won
>>2198222166th graders look like THAT?
>>219822381This is what middle schoolers looked like in the 70s
>>219822482This is what they looked like in the 2000s
>>219822151What if the only place that you could touch her was the inside of the anus and she doesn't shave her very hairy asshole so that you can't touch the skin outside either?
>>219822482Shannon, 19, top right
>>219822151I hadn't watched xmen since the cartoon when I was a kid but I never understood the movie version, I could've sworn in the cartoon she just had super strength and could fly but the movie just had her cry about this shit? Shit movies.
>>219822593In the comics, she permanently stole the flying and superstrength from Captain Marvel (the Brie Larson character). The cartoon skipped this and just gave her those as her regular mutant powers.Do you not remember the scenes in the cartoon where Gambit tried to kiss her and kept knocking himself out?
>>219822482mirin that fro
>>219822593if i had to guess they were planning something for the vaccine plot in the 2nd movie and needed a character who would be tempted
>>219822593Rogue's only inherent mutant ability is to absorb other people's life force and memories. She had super strength and flight because she absorbed the powers and memories of Ms. Marvel, the live-action movies just never adapted that part of her backstory.
>>219822482these are high school seniors. just stop lying. also the one on the top right is a teacher. just stfu you liar faggot
>>219822216That’s her dad dumbass lol
>>219822657She still stole Miss Marvel's powers in the cartoon. That happened before the events of the cartoon, but they did show the power stealing event in a flashback.
>>219822749Yeah, after I posted I remembered that flashback 'sode.
>>219822520>here's that 14-year-old freshmen about to enter high school and experience his first bullying that I was telling you about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlta9iFxQE4
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>>219822520There was two seniors that looked like they were 23/24 at 17/18. One looked like a silently less good looking timberlake the other was a 6'4 omega blonde chad thundercock meme. He even dressed like a well off business professional
Whoever decided that Rogue should be some kind of southern belle/goth girl hybrid has my eternal gratitude.
>>219822691She would absorb their powers briefly too, she did it a bunch of times in the cartoon and used them. It happened with Gambit and she got the exploding pink energy thing that he has, whatever that is. I remember her using Cyclops power at some point too, I think
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>>219822204Would snap that in half no hesitation
>flying-weather-wizard-woman tells kills-anyone-she-touches girl there is nothing wrong with her, she doesn’t need to be cured.The movie does not get enough shit for this.
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>>219822151so how did her mother carry her then? checkmate
>>219822151You're reading it wrong, Rogue was sleeping around with boys when God decided to punish her by making her a filthy mutant, incapable of touching anyone again
>>219823254Most mutant powers only show up during puberty.
>>219823254Mutant powers don't activate until puberty
>>219822151Was she legal back then?
>>219823270>>219823288What if boobs were just a mutant power?
>>219823323In the ass yeah.
>>219823270>>219823288>Even so, Mystique and Charles get their powers at age 8.first class was shit too
I wanted to see her fly.
>>219822520>This is what substitute teachers looked like in the 2000s
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>>219823147the cane?
I fucking hate the X-Men, by far the most annoying part of Marvel that everyone jerks off for no reason>Oh no people are being racist at me because I can snap their neck from the other side of the planet after I mindread them being racist at me boo hoo I'm gonna raise an army of freaks to fight them in my super ultra tech house that we just have>Damn the world has been ended by mutants for the dozenth time how could this have happened guess we gotta time travel reboot it again
>>219825379There are just things in superhero shit that became accepted and get used eternally that make no sense>oh no I have fantastical powers that put life on easy mode, I JUST WANT TO BE NORMALMAYBE I can give an exception to the ones who get physically malformed and their powers suck so it's not worth it>I can't tell anyone my secret identity because it'll put them in danger. Cue destroyed social life because of constant slipping away with bad excusesHow does THEM knowing put them in danger? It's the bad guys knowing and that you have a family/waifu to exploit that's the problem
>>219825379but can you imagine yourself as the mutant, being persecuted against? they want to kill you regardless of your intent to harm anyone. even the mutants that are just women with three boobs. that's the ultimate wish of the white/jewish male. to be persecuted against and to be the little guy punching up
>>219825256What are you doing here ancientfag. This site has long since had nothing of value to read or post about.
>>219822151What an absolutely boring casting choice for Rogue
>>219826061In the comics even fucking Magneto realized they deserved it at this point
>>219822204 Tell me about cane; why does she walk with it?
