Let's say this happens to your friend while you're walking down the street with him. What would you do?
>>219823349Laugh
Great device bro, why not just pull out a pistol and be done with it in a sec
>>219823385A braindead dummy wrote it. Cut him some slack
but Brad Pitt isn't my friend
Film it
Let's say my friend spams the same thread every day on 4chan, what would I do? completely disassociate from him and ghost afterwards
>>219823349i'd fuck his ass. i'd fuck his ass SO HARD
>>219823349Ask him the passphrase for his Bitcoin wallet.Or, use the strategy I've posted in these threads about five times and which is still the best practical anti-bolito advice. Can't be bothered to post it again. Check the archive.
>>219823385I wouldn't be cinematic.
>>219823453Is it just existing and not being made of jello? As jello is about all the the thing could “cut” through?
It would be extremely painful.
>>219823349Why didn't he just jam the motor with his hair?
>>219823602It's made of unobtainium according to the novelization of this flick
>>219823349This is why you constantly carry a multi-tool at all times. After seeing this movie I never DON'T have one in my pocket. As long as you have a serious one, you are totally fine and can stop shit like this from happening.
Memes aside, is this movie worth watching?
>>219823349cut his head clean off so he doesn't suffer
I use my katana (pure Japanese steel folded over 6000 times) and slice that bitch in half
>>219823349
>>219823453>the best practical anti-bolito advice.Take out your Glock and shoot it.
>>219823586Do white people really just stand there gawking when a bolito decapitates someone?
>>219823657It's pretty good. At least like most Ridley's films, it looks very nice. The story is not great at times, but good enough. One of Pitt's best performances, even though a small part.
>>219823954what do black and browns do? They dont even have inner thoughts to distract them.
>>219823954We've got a hero over here.
>>219823954Bolitos are fictional. So yes, they do in this magical world where such a thing would exist
>>219824013They'd take his shoes and watch before the body was cold
>>219823349calmly tell people around us to give him some space and then call emergency services to explain the situation whilst occasionally taking a moment to tell my friend it's ok help is on the way.
>>219823409Yes but imagine you did not eat breakfast this morning, how would you feel?
>>219823349start dancing screaming 6 7 6 7
>>219824817Huh, whatcha mean?
>>219824047I dont know. I've seen some African videos where they would jump to action to help by jerking him off to keep him from dying
>>219823385I guess the theory is people will be so confused by what's happening they're then unlikely to make the trigger man.
>>219823405t. a braindead dummy
>>219823480Maybe a scrotum bolito would be practicable with current technology. But of course harder to apply to a random stranger on a busy street.
>>219823385idk maybe because everyone will be able to easily identify the guy that pulled out a gun and shot a businessman, the device is way stealhier
>>219825226>i-i'm not seething, y-you are! *sniffles*
>>219825385mature of you to admit it
>>219823349Smash the clunky part in the back so it releases him. Either that or try to cut him free with knife. I often carry a knife.
>>219825318With this pitch we can make a 70s exploitation movie. A woman gets revenge on her rapists by scrotalitoing them when she poses as a prostitute. We'll make thousands of dollars above budget in 1970s money, but it'll be the 90s by the time we break even.
>>219823349catch the guy who did it to him and kill him right there on the street
Watch him die most likely. What the fuck could you do?
>>219825466I accept your concession.
Where is the long pasta that explains in detail why this device is a physical impossibility
>>219823349Take out my gun and shoot the device so it breaks
>>219823453What's the strat?
I would wait until his head pops off and then screw it back on
>>219825383Right, no one will notice the guy choking out on the street with a homemade guillotine device around his neck
>>219823349Do you need to repost this scene every fucking day?
>>219827697doubt it'd work, you'd only have like 10 seconds that's how long the head's still alive for
>>219823349I'd do nothing because an electric motor the size of a coin cannot generate the torque required to remove a man's head.
>>219823349grab the brief case>>219825383people are so good at identifying
>>219823405It was written by Cormac McCarthy tho...
>>219828058yeah he said thatthe guy can write but he is a fucking retard when it comes to anything close to reality
>>219825383Yeah now we just look for the guy who got really close to him and put a thing on his neck
>>219823349Seems impractical to die this way.
