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Underwater Kinos Edition
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first for cute lesbians
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>>219823875
Holy. She looks so ugly.
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>>219823956
go be homosexual somewhere else
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>>219824010
This 50 year old foid is kinda hot ngl
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>>219823875
I watch most of what she is in. I am a fan of hers.
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>>219823875
great movie, my rec
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>>219823920
>you have to watch all Primal and then we'll talk, alright?
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>>219824056
based KStew appreciator
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>>219824056
You, simp, are pathetic.
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>>219824086
Whoa. 0 youth or collagen in her face. Is it ai?
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>>219824174
She looks really cute in this movie
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>>219824174
Have you told your parents you're gay yet?
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Any good new innawoods horror?
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>>219824086
How old is that actress?
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>>219824277
Looks 35 and older, facial collapse due to facial fat disappearance.
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>>219824277
No idea pissman, you can just google yourself
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Hello, anon. Thank you for this recommendation. I writed a review in my blogspot about "The Bay". Yes, it is in Portuguese, but you can use translate if you want read this thing.

https://cadaverminimal.blogspot.com/?m=1
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>>219824496
Incorrect link, is it:
https://cadaverminimal.blogspot.com/2026/04/caveira-casual-3-bay.html?m=1
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>>219824496
Good movie 10/10
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>>219824416
What pissman?
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>>219824496
That was my recommendation! I'm glad you liked it. I enjoyed your short review, and I agree that it is a standout amongst its genre. We need more isopod horror, preferably with a protagonist with a big fat ass too big for her pants.
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>>219823920
God I love cute lesbians.
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>>219824703
We need to cleanse /hor/, preferably starting with a simps like you making stupid ahh comments.
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>>219824703
Do you have more recommendations?
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>>219824703
True on both accounts.
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>>219824805
The Beach House
Not sure if that is the title. It is also isopod horror.
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>>219824805
Beach House (2019)
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>>219824805
>>219824856
The Beach House 2019 is indeed a good follow up to The Bay. I watched both from getting them recommended here.
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>>219823875
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>>219824805
>Savageland
>Willow Creek
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>>219824876
Yeah, I recommended both of them. Glad you enjoyed them.
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>>219824897
No I did. This is stolen valor.
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>>219824277
do fuq is this age autism?
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>>219824967
a gay man samefagging. you get used to ignoring it.
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>>219824897
based kino recommender
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>>219824884
I will watch!
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Misty Mundae still making sleaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N02-JhmlvM
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>>219824879
What exactly is she bending over for here?
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>>219825108
tfw no hag serial killer gf
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>>219825066
Thanks :)
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>>219825093
Yes, sit in Chair and “watch”
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>>219824250
I have an ass like that but I'm a guy.
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Hello working class, we ready for a weekend of kino!?!?
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lel
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>>219825108
Anything else where she has hairy armpits and pussy except That 70s Girl?
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>>219826117
Ew.
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>>219824975
>*bonk*
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>>219826117
Great gimmick.
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Watching Coraline, was rec'd to me a good while ago.
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>>219827163
I watched it for the first time about a month ago. It's pretty good.
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>>219827283
>????
pussy
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>>219827357
sardines
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>>219827163
Animation is banned here
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>>219824010
Fuck, that is a yummy tummy
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Watching Jason takes Manhattan. The boxer is my favorite character in the franchise.
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>>219828453
Let’s dance, mother fucker
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>>219824967
pissman
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favorite Vincent Price kino?
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>>219828589
Masque of Red Death probably.
Though I've watched House on Haunted Hill and The Haunted Palace the most times.
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>>219828589
Gotta be Masque of the Red Death
HopToad did nothing wrong
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>>219828051
go back to >>>/reddit/
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>>219828709
the clean sweep
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>>219828589
You don't need to be actively watching horror movies to want a place to discuss horror movies. I watch very few of them outside of October but I always like to talk about the ones I've seen here
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>>219828589
The Abominable Dr Phibes
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Tragic: the most annoying character survived the whole movie.
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>>219828884
one of those actors I love to see
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>>219828795
Erm..how many times can you discuss the same movie?
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>>219823875
They fucked up by not making this a Cloverfield prequel.
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this dude got traumatized forever by that october comment some anon made last halloween, the power of autism is fascinating to see in display
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>>219828795
This is actually retarded. You really thought it was a good idea to make this post?
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Saw the new mummy
It was basically evil dead rise: desert level dlc
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>>219829093
I keep hearing this, and it's what deepfocuslens said too. I am kind of disappointed to hear it. The concept looks to me like its brutality would work better raw than campy.
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>expecting to hear about some underwater horror kino i haven't seen yet
>it's just some retard simping for some dull actress
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>>219829173
underwater sucks
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>>219829093
>>219829159
Did anyone expect any different? The trailer was absolutely terrible.
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>>219829173
The Deep House. It's a bit of a let down but at the same time worth watching just for the concept.
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>>219829173
all of under water is horror
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>>219829188
I don't really watch trailers. I just looked at the posters and read the synopsis
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>>219829219
If you'd seen the trailer, you probably wouldn't have bothered with it. It looked b-movie as fuck and not in the good way.
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>>219824250
Poop comes from there.
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>>219828795
> I watch very few of them outside of October but I always like to talk about the ones I've seen here
Which ones have you seen?
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>>219829173
Sounds like /hor/
>expecting to discuss about some
horror kinos i haven't seen yet
>it's just some retards simping for some dull actress
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Anyone else hype for the ROTLD reboot? I'm sure it will be amazing, just look at the previous credits of the writer/director.
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>>219829460
Kek
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>>219829461
there's gotta be cases of directors turning it around when they get a real budget
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>>219829461
this one might finally make the big 4.0/10
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We need more male character who is subjected to body horror mutation. The modern horror has been weirdly hyper fixated on females for some reason.
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>>219829579
Female aging is horror.
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>>219829542
This one is also a really small budget, not a big budget.
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>>219829591
no matter how many times you repeat this gay cope, nobody is becoming a homo because of it
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>>219823875
>that toned stomach
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>>219829461
I remember seeing the rights for Return (or one of the sequels) for sale on eBay some years ago. I wonder if this is the dude that bought them.
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>>219829594
Clearly it's going to be larger than those films. It has Devon Sawa in it.
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>>219829460
Lmao
>>219829616
You must be blind or delusional.
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>>219829637
https://www.dreadcentral.com/news/140863/rights-to-two-return-of-the-living-dead-sequels-being-sold-on-ebay/

it gets me thinking, could there be any shitty movies out there i could buy the rights to myself? i think it would be fun to own the entire rights to some shitty old b-movie

>>219829641
tubi also hired that latina from marvel for straight to streaming slop, so that doesnt mean much. he might just be at the tail end of his career since more than half his movies in the last decade were straight to video.
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>>219829542
only the opposite, successful low-budget directors make worse movies with big budgets.
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>>219829726
>>219829697
well I liked the look of the trailer so that's keeping me huffing for now
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>>219829726
Josh Trank for example ( if you consider Chronicles to be good that is )
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>>219829726
Low budget is usually where really talented people shine, as they make things really work with their limited budget. Big budgets just allow for laziness and wasting money on the wrong things.
For this dude, 3 total piles of shit doesn't have me feeling very confident.
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>>219829579
Yeah, it totally has nothing to do with men freaking out over stuff like menstruation throughout human history.
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>>219829977
Post tits
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>>219829977
It's women who get crazy when they have periods anon
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>>219829726
Like Oz Perkins
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>>219829579
>The modern horror has been weirdly hyper fixated on females for some reason.
It's much easier to find a cute girl to make the star of your movie than to find a good, charismatic male lead.
Plus, with body horror specifically, I think women are more affected by it and relate more to it, being more self conscious about their looks
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>>219829977
Or it's because women are generally perceived as beautiful and pure, so seeing them as monsters is jarring and interesting, versus some dude just looking like a monster which wasn't uncommon for the time because of being in wars.
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>>219830032
nah he was never good
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>>219830039
> Plus, with body horror specifically, I think women are more affected by it and relate more to it, being more self conscious about their looks
Exactly. A movie about some bitch freaking out about aging? Any actress can play that role convincingly.
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>>219827223
Yep it was kino.
I think I liked ParaNorman more because it had a tighter story, and was a bit more traditional with the ghosts and ghouls. But Coraline was best at the start where it seemed very dreamy, also very nice themesong.
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>>219830023
>It's men who get crazy
ftfy
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>>219830062
Unironically, this whole looksmaxxing/mogging thing just goes to show how interesting a body horror movie about male vanity could be. That Clav dude is literally dying in his pursuit for looking perfect.
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>>219830052
> Or it's because women are generally perceived as beautiful and pure,
HOLY SIMP
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>>219830087
taking rational preventative measures against disruptive histrionics is not getting crazy; it's the opposite.
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>>219830062
That’s why Demi Moore played the role so well.
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>>219830112
Note that I said "perceived"
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>>219830123
They should've got that Famke Jansen or whatever her name is for it, it was literally her for a while since she was sperging out at Marvel for not having her back to play the young version of her character from 20 years ago.
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>>219830112
you're a vile queer
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>>219830112
Retard.
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>>219830157
>>219830175
t. cucked simps
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>>219830062
I mean yeah, aging tends to affect women more than men psychologically, but also any kind of physical abnormality, women are more insecure about
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>>219829579
>for some reason
The Substance made $80m and everyone is getting on the bandwagon with ripoffs. That's how hollywood works.
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>>219830152
Really? I thought she quit acting
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>>219830123
Does she see what she looks like ffs
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>>219830221
they should do a film about the body horror of aids
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>>219830245
No, she's still acting and is in the new Marvel slop this year as the old version of her character. The spergout I'm speaking of was a few years ago now too so maybe she's faced reality, though she has been bogging.
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>>219830301
> she's still acting and is in the new Marvel slop this year as the old version of her character.
Disgusting.
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>>219830301
maybe they can use the dead person AI shit on her without telling her
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>>219830301
Still had some bangers
>House on Haunted Hill
>Lord of Illusions
>The Faculty
>Deep Rising
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>>219830367
>Disgusting.
Is that what your parents said?
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>>219830411
I never said she was a bad actor or anything, only that she seemed to have a publicly hard time with being told that she was an unrealistic choice to play a 20yo.
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>>219830441
> only that she seemed to have a publicly hard time with being told that she was an unrealistic choice to play a 20yo.
Foids. You didn’t see De Niro bitch like her. Pathetic behaviour from a grown ass female.
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>>219829579
A monstrous man can be tolerated, a monstrous woman cannot.
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>>219830575
Yeah De Niro did something much more embarassing
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>>219830682
The bit where he stomps the wrong foot and the guy reacts to it was absolute kino.
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>>219830074
I just noticed this is a face. Heh.
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>>219824276
https://letterboxd.com/film/pitfall-2025/
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>>219829854
Not going to put any credence in reviews, so I found the trailer for Fog City
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxFEih85x9Y
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>>219830682
>>219830699
Qrd?
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>>219830724
>school girl outfits
>ass
this is a positive sign
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>>219830706
there is 0% chance this isn't shit
never trust dishonest festival fags
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>>219830777
It's from The Irishman where DeNiro is supposed to be a guy in his late 20s. That particular scene was done badly and had things like hits being out of sync and props breaking with no effort at all (the glass on a door smashes just from it being opened slowly).

https://youtu.be/XqGV0IuodWE?t=73

Just watch the door, you'll see. It's all downhill from there.
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>>219830724
looks kino but the cast also looks fucking awful
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>>219830800
Has anyone seen AHE 2?
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>>219830724
seems like one of those movies let down by a terrible cast. the concept itself is also pretty derivative of those weird fog/gas movies that seemed to be everywhere for a while.
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>>219830800
sounds pretty cool to me
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>>219830113
Men having to build menstruation huts is hilariously histrionic.
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>>219830853
I don’t notice anything. lol.
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Just put on the Whistler
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>>219830982
Cretin.
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>>219830052
>so seeing them as monsters is jarring and interesting, versus some dude just looking like a monster
Weird, because most of classic body horror films have horrifying male character that got transformed. Female body horror is just so shallow, it is always about the self pity, woe is me and not about the loss of humanity or the lack of it.
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>>219831114
There was some horror movie I recall hearing about where some guy and woman are both made into formless blobs that just have sex in some guys basement all day since there's nothing else left of their minds. I forget the movie but it sounded pretty fucked up.
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>>219830617
>A monstrous man can be tolerated
I dunno. I can stomach the fusion thingy at the end of The Substance, but fucking Walrus Man makes me sick to my stomach.
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>>219831158
Sounds like the average person.
>marry and reproduce
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Dunno about that but it reminds me of Together. A couple drank mysterious pagan water and got stuck together whenever they are close next to each other. In the end, they had sex and then fused into a hermaphrodite entity.
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>>219831241
Together was good
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>>219831241
Yeah kinda, but obviously this one I'm thinking of ended far more grotesquely. It was part of some list from a thread discussing horror films that had bizarre sex scenes and that movie was the one I remembered most.
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>>219831288
I keep thinking about what the hermaphrodite at the end would look like when naked and it makes me bricked.
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>>219831288
The only good part was Alison Brie's tits. Another TFTC episode stretched out into film paste.
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>>219830777
HE THOUGHT IT WAS DRUMPH
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>>219831435
The failed couple near the end had some cool practical effect.
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>>219830971
loling at the stupidity of this post
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> Seeking refuge on the Appalachian Trail, a hiker and her dog attempt to outrun a dark past, only to be ensnared by the charms of a dangerous stranger.
Stupid. As if we don’t know what happens to foids when they go hiking alone.
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>>219831588
they go to hang out with the bears (away from the men folk)
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>>219831617
Right. Uh huh.
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>>219824250
>>219823875

Wow she got ass like every other women you virgin sperg.


She is ugly lesbian bait. Yeah she got OK body. Who cares grow up you pajeet cockroach
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>>219831544
>I had to google menstruation huts to see if they are real
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>>219829093
>Saw the new mummy
The Egyptian cop lady was hot
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>>219831727
What's stupid is that you think erecting buildings is an act of histrionics because you clearly don't know what histrionic behavior is, now stop replying to me and kys
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I'm a mason jar and I auditioned for this role. I'm still pissed I didn't get it
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double feature friday!
>end of days
started out with it, it has not aged well. though i don't remember anyone thought it was good back then either
>Ninth gate
way better than first time i saw it as a teenager.
editing felt like a breath of fresh air.
modern films are just too happy making quick and short cuts, but here it just kinda lingers for a bit before cutting to a different angle or scene. especially noticeable in dialogue scenes, a more modern filmmaker would be cutting constantly between the actors as they respond to each other
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>>219831771
Jew made this. You just know.
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>>219831796
Pathetic
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>>219831823
i like end of days, some tone problems but nothing really wrong with it.
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>>219828696
https://youtu.be/zyKuxeARmm0?t=245

I remember hearing this before seeing the movie, total kino when I finally saw it.
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>>219831321
You probably watched A Folded Ocean.
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>>219831823
The Ninth Gate holds up great. Hard to believe critics ravaged it at the time.
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>>219831755
>building a completely separate hut entirely for menstruation is an act of histrionics
Yes. Peak man-drama bullshit.
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>>219823875
This movie should have been amazing
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>>219831973
They really fucked it up with the generic cgi slop
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>>219831196
broo that's deep bro
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>>219832008
>They Live
>marry and reproduce
> broo that's deep bro
Isn’t it though? The average male is just some low value and I have talked to many many married men as a kid and asked them why you have kids and they say “it just happens.” Ask many again after getting older and its the same answer. And these are all middle upper class and above men. Besides the larp from low value men on 4chan, no one is thinking about a “legacy” or whatever they say. “Muh son.”
My examples were pretty rich men and not low iq, now think about the majority or the masses. These people are unattractive, poor and just shack up and reproduce with no goal or anything in life. “It just happens affer marriage” is something I heard many times.
Low value men latch onto “im married now with kids” like ofher low value who latch onto their race.
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>>219832152
Nice off topic post but you're still a mentally ill homosexual spammer
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>>219832008
There is a culture on 4chan where low value males larp with “i am looking for a wife for my legacy” or “i made it, i am married now.” The amount of times I read this. Like bro, what legacy?
>marry and reproduce
You literally just had a kid who will be some working class normie who struggles in life. And the data supports this too. 2.5% of Americans have 1m. What legacy are you passing except birthing the next generation of workers.
The movie revealed that and in 2026 with the massive wealth divide, many people don’t want to accept they are serfs and nothing else.
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>>219832183
They’re talking about They Live. Intelligent discussion is not your forte.
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>>219831823
Lots of easter eggs in The Ninth Gate. Those who know, know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rInfa7HrmXE
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Could anyone help me identify a movie I watched ages ago and can't remember the name of? I don't remember it being particularly good but I want to remember it anyway. It was a horror/thriller anthology, released probably around 2008-2015. I remember it having a modern and clean production style, a pretty bland but slightly kitschy aesthetic, maybe Black Mirror-ish visually.

I remember one of the stories was a dude being given a drug by some sort of inhaler or something that gave him super charisma or some other sort of power at the expense of slowly eating away at his body and I seem to think the story ends with him coming to an ultimatum and ultimately deciding to continue using the drug and his face is all peeled away.

Another story I think revolved around a dude in an office building where he worked or some shit and people around him were transforming into aliens or monsters. I feel like that story ends with him face to face with a female colleague in a business suit where he feels momentarily safe before she too transforms and lunges toward him/the camera in first person.
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>>219832439
Sorry, no, I don't know that one.
But just the day before yesterday I was looking for a movie myself. The title was so forgettable that I forgot. I asked Google. Google gave me the wrong movie. I asked Google again, describing it more precisely. Google gave me another wrong movie. I typed a whole paragraph with as many details as I remembered. Google said it couldn't deal with it. I pasted the same paragraph into ChatGPT, and 5 seconds later I had my answer. And this time the answer was correct.
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>>219832316
Kill yourself
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>>219832508
I already learned the ChatGPT meta. It's usually really good but it has failed me here. It also failed me the other day trying to remember a song. Spent about a half hour going round in circles with it when I then decided to just search my description in Google and the song was listed among several possibilities within the top result which was a Reddit thread of somebody trying to remember the same thing, which for some reason ChatGPT didn't pull for me.
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>>219832439
No but given the level of detail you remember, I think you'll get it eventually... you could ask ChatGPT for a big list of anthologies released in that time and see if you recognize the title.
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>>219832388
I know that it has great music, that's about it
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>>219824876
>>219825093
I just watched The Bay and then the beach house because of this thread.
The bay was great, might be one of my favorite found footage films actually.
The beach house on the other hand, was hot garbage.
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>>219829461
His movies are known for having lots of T&A for no reason. He's actually perfect for this.
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>>219833083
>featuring no cgi and all practical effects, a 13-minute sequence was screening for talent and media in December 2025
>Dread Central reports from insiders at the event that it was "not only impressive but quite gory, and that Wolsh “understood the assignment.”
he picked a very cute lead actress which is also a good sign
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>>219833291
is it really that difficult to just have actors pose for a family photo?
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>>219831883
Heard of them but never given them a real go, nice song.
When I watched Phenomena it drove me crazy where I had heard it before and it was this song where they incorporate the theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUFLgoDU6vc
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>>219829173
it's all one terminally online nutcase spamming kristen stewart
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>>219833890
Imagine the smell
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>>219830301
I remember her talking about her refusal to get plastic surgery on De Wereld Draait Door or some other Dutch talkshow back in the day, how did they get to her?
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>>219824496
>The Bay
If you guys are talking about the found footage horror movie, that was solid indeed.
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>>219833890
And whatshername from the original Suspiria.
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>>219834148
She is bogged, but at the same time I looked it up and she's 61 so could be doing worse.
Barb is still the reigning hag.
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>>219834251
>hag
This is predominantly a 4chan pedophile term used to describe older women.
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I'm looking for a niche horror movie, maybe foreign (Spanish? really not sure), I remember a guy fully naked attached to a hook getting killed by a man, and a woman is watching, she's also tied, in a small room, saw it years ago can't remember the name.
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>>219831957
Your behavior itt is a fine example of why you should be locked in the shed out back when you're having your monthlies
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>>219834308
Well I'm reclaiming it for sexy grandmas.
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>>219834423
Lin Shaye is kino.
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>>219834357
> Your behavior itt is a fine example of why you should be locked in the shed out back when you're having your monthlies
Females really are just mentally deficient. Watched a female host on a business podcast and they try to invite higher job status females but damn, even higher job status females cannot keep up with mid men. It is just like sports. The top ranked female gets beat by random men.
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>>219834308
>t. hag
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>>219833890
Disgraceful
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How will you enjoy your 2 days off?
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>>219835439
Naomi Scott's buttocks in Smile 2
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>>219835318
>mentally deficient
Aren't you literally diagnosed as retarded?
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I hope Disclosure Day has one earth shatteringly creepy bit in it.
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>>219833371
Speaking of posing for photos, those old DVD covers still get me.
I understand that sometimes you can't get all of the actors together to pose for a cover because they could be working on other projects and be thousands of miles apart. But these are companies with budgets in the tens of millions at a minimum and what they come up with looks like someone's first try of mspaint.

I've been watching an old TV show and they did it with a photo on one of the episodes too. Some are unavoidable because it's like photos of when they were kids in a group and because they didn't know each other back then there's obviously no way to have a group photo of them. But this one was supposed to be a photo from 10 years earlier with the protag and three ex-cellmates. What they seem to have done is taken a photo of four people and shooped the protag's face over one of them. It zooms right in and it looks fucking horrendous because of the job they did on it.
It makes no sense neither because the protag looks the exact same age anyway and you never see the other three in the episodes other than in the photo. It would have been easier to just offer three people a bowl of warm soup to pose with the protag for a single photo.
Very bizarre stuff.
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>>219835762
There's a certain fit to that. At least it looks like they've been taken from the movie. I mean more like those shocking ones like pic related.
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>>219830087
surprised she made it off the bus alive
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>>219834251
Hot mom.
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>>219836683
>>219834251
Really puts into perspective just how ghastly kristen stewart looks
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>>219828589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb2RVgLQV-A
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>>219824879
>lopsided face
kek
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>>219836768
Yeah, current-day KStew is gross and Underwater sucked but I didn't wanna dogpile with everyone else…
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>>219834244
>whatshername
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>>219823875
>Underwater Kinos Edition
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i still cant believe i ever thought insidious was scary
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>>219837849
It's scary if you've astral projected and encountered demons that tried to possess you
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>>219824010
Her body is 10/10, but I cant fap to pictures for ants
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>>219837849
Sorry sweatie but it's actually scarier than ever
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>>219824250
>not HR
You had one job
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>>219829299
Yes, isnt it wonderful?
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>>219837849
I never viewed it as scary, I viewed it as comfy as fuck, similar to classic 80s horror
It was like a modern Dream Warriors
We need more comfy horror
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Are we excited for Cannes Fixbros?
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>>219828589
Dead Heat unironically
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>>219824010
Reminds me of modern resident evil nude mods where the protagonist runs around naked in a very hostile enviroment. Its so very out of place, but its the only good thing about this mid movie since Kristen is hot af
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>>219828589
House of Wax
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>>219831158
Haven't seen it myself, but it sounds like We Are the Flesh.
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>>219834357
>Doubling down on the histrionics by calling anyone you're arguing with a woman
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>>219838055
debatable
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what's the final verdict on the new mummy movie? i got a free afternoon and feel like solo matinee senseless fun
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god i hate mentally ill waifufags so much
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>>219838778
do you like evil dead? then youll like the mummy
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Watched Dangerous Animals recently. Nothing to write home about but Jai Courtney was pretty rad all the same. To be desu my biggest problem is that they were going for the whole…
>MEN are the REAL Dangerous Animals
Which I wouldn’t be bothered about, but they totally half assed it. Especially compared to something like Men (2022).
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>>219838577
that's it bitch, you're going in the blood shed
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>>219838055
> Kristen is hot af
No she is not.
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OOGA CHAKA
OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA
OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA
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>>219839938
is so
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>>219839954
Why is it so big?
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>>219840181
She doesn't like it when people ask about her big pussy.
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>>219840044
it was creepy
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>>219840069
So hot
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>>219840713
I agree, but that's about all it had going for it unfortunately.
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>>219840758
yeah but that also means its the 2nd best horror film of the year so far
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>>219839597
Oh no!
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>>219840959
That’s where females go get locked up once a month
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>>219840959
blood shed, baby blood shed
blood shed, baby blood shed
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>>219841496
knock a little louder, anon
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What's your favorite itch.io horror game?
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>>219837849
That's fine, man
I avoided the Child's Play movies for almost a decade because I watched part of the second one as a kid and it really fucked me up
When I finally decided to watch the whole franchise later on, it didn’t quite live up to the horror I’d build up in my head all those years
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To think this beautiful movie was created by the same guy who made Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles and Braindead ...
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>>219824967
Anon's ""adult woman fetish""
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>>219843220
What?
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Ok /hor/ pizza and movie night. Starting with Logan‘s run. But afterwards I am in the mood for horror.
Tonight’s choices include:
>the eyes of my mother
>Midsommar
>Carrie
>altered states
>Stitches
>dreamcatcher
>the human centipede
>talk to me
>Megan
>Antichrist
What would you choose and why?
>inb4 my selection sucks
Yeah, well, that’s just, like, you know, your opinion, man.
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>>219844445
Altered States, Talk to Me, and M3gan are my personal favorites of that list, but all for very different reason. You'd have to pick a film based on your mood I think.
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>>219844445
Dreamcatcher. it's a favorite of mine and it'll fit the vibe
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>>219844445
>Stitches
Low budget with bad effects. Pretty 50/50 in likeability.
>Carrie
Which one? Original is a classic and still a good movie.
>Midsommar
I like it, but it is a bit long.
>The Human Centipede
Actually good, unlike the sequels.
>Megan
It's just a fun modern sci-fi horror movie.
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>>219844445
>>219844652
>Talk to Me
Hello, redditcucks
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hi sandeep kys
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>>219844445
>>219844652
Grown ass men enjoying Talk to Me? Wowzers!
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>>219844445
What a reddit list. Manchild huh? Beer? Pizza? Movie? Nice. Did your wife give you approval for this?
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>>219845592
Yeah she did. I asked for her permission almost 2 months ago. She is out with her friends for the night.
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>>219844445
Which reddit page did you also post this image on?
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would you give us your home address so we can come find you and cut off your arms and legs? thanks in advance
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>>219845682
And by us, I mean us redditors
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>>219845682
And by us, I mean we based chuds
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>>219845627
I got news for you, man.
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>>219844445
Where is the tv screen?
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>>219845823
What news? I already know she is with her friends, which friends, eating out where and staying at which hotel in which city.
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>>219824967
The terminally online gay nazi here uses it as a cope because he's going through his own version of the wall: total twink death.
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>>219846084
Calling others gay won’t do anything gayboy. I can tell you are the male feminist that is always posting here.
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>>219840754
sexo
>>219841496
kek
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>>219823875
>its maam
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>>219846084
Truth NUKE. He's hit gay menopause
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>>219844445
hows the weather at the equator?
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>>219844445
Logan's Run is kino, I'd pair it with Stitches since nothing's gonna match it.
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>>219845846
look harder
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Time for a toilet break with one hour left on Logan‘s run. Let’s have a look at 4chan, what could possibly go wrong.
Oh yeah, it’s still 4chan, what did I expect.
>>219844652
>You'd have to pick a film based on your mood I think
Guess you are right. I think my weirdness and 70s itch was scratched for today. Maybe something more modern and mainstream is the way to go.

To everyone else:
Thanks for all the input and a special shout-out to the larper for keeping the idiots occupied. It was good bait and not too obvious 8/8.
>>219845846
I follow 4chans favorite pastime.
>projecting
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>>219846496
it's just one fag replying to himself anon
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>>219844445
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>>219844445
I can’t see the television
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Horror films with Jews/Jewish folklore as the bad guy?
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>>219846606
There was one. I think it was called the Offering. Not sure.
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>>219846606
The Keep
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>>219846698
>the Offering
Seems like it, thx.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Offering_(2023_film)
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>>219844445
Nice, I used to have a Metropolis poster back in college lol
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>>219846738
>The Keep
seen that couple of times
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>>219844445
The square thing is the tv?
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>>219846580
>>219847001
don’t reproduce
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>>219847135
Ok millenialcuck
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Someone bake a new thread and it better be 50s creature horror
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>>219847226
I will make it so
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>>219847316
>>219847316
>>219847316
>>219847316
>>219847316
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>>219847135
Don’t worry, he wouldn’t know how



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