Everybody in this office is happy that it's Friday....except for you, Anon. The one guy who should be the happiest since he's single and lives in fucking Miami. What are you hiding? Imma find out
I dislike Cubans
sex with deb
im single because i have too much social anxiety to go out you fucking nigger
>>219827007Dexter knew Doakes was following him why did he not just simply go pick up men and let them fuck him in the open so that Doakes would just think he was gay and closeted and leave him alone? It's pretty foolproof.
If you consider that Dexter go completely numb whenever he's having inner monologues it makes senseDoakes was a real one
Show died with Doakes. He and Dexter are the only interesting people in the show. I guess John Lithgow's character may be but I gave up on it before S4.
Doakes is like us because he is good with pattern recognition. He knew something was off about Dexter. 4chan has to respect that.
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>>219827007I'm single and I live in Miami and I hate Fridays because I'm just going to sit around drinking the entire weekend.
>>219827940Does it feel like living on a tropical island?
>>219827940Cost of living has to be terrible. Hope you have a good job anon.
I would take that black man to drink get him drunk and make sweet love to his little tight hole.
>>219827754h-hot
>>219827007Is that the black guy in the Samurai Cop movie?
>>219829881No, it's the Black guy from Kindred: the Embraced
>>219827583BasedIt turns shit after season 2
>>219827546Wouldn't work, anon. Doakes'd want a piece, and he'd be really weird about it. BNWO type shit, reverse buck-breaking, shit like that, and once he's finished be in the bed crying while he's cuddling with Dexter, telling Dexter "I'm not a fag, I'm not a broken buck. I'm the massa! I'm the massa!" and then the next morning he tells Dexter he better not tell anyone or else and goes back to being on his ass figuratively.
>>219827583He was one of the better ones, I guess, but he was still kind of mid.
>You tellin me you aint got an instagram? A snapchat? A linkedin? Not even an old fuckin facebook?>Bull-shiyet Morgan. I'm on to your ass.
>start dextermaxxing>woman in the line before me at the ice cream shop eyes me twice>smile at the thought of what I'm going to order>cashier smiles back and blushes while serving other customersweird experience desu
>>219827528She's the worst part of the show next to Rita
>>219831068you're not a clown, you're the whole circus
>>219831068Absolute faggot take
>>219831186>>219831161Listen you faggots. I binged watched the entire series in 2 weeks, and the only thing that's been consistent are>Season 1+2 is great>Deb is a dumb slut who becomes even dumber and sluttier>Rita is annoyingEverything else was good, even Maria was called a DEI spic by Matthews, so even she gets a pass
>>219831230Rita's preggo boobs were pretty good though
>>219827007Being single means you should be less happy not more
>No record of a job or a hobby, no high school gf, not even a casual handjob in a movie theatre. No one recalls you at parties. Who goes to such lengths to hide his history?
>>219827528what is her special move?
>>219827528I bet she'd tongue the meatus while she cradles the balls as a tease, then eats ass just to be a nasty freak, and fingerblasts the prostate while she works the shaft and licks the frenulum. Real greaseball shit.
>>219827583For me it was Doakes and Masuda.But yea Doakes and Dexter alone was insane chemistry.
>>219827528>becomes attracted to her foster brother only AFTER learning that they have the same fatherkek
>>219833013They don't. Dexter was already a child when Harry started fucking his mother.
>>219831068filtered
>>219827940I EAT YOUR FRIED CHICKEN. I EAT YOUR CHICKEN RIGHT UP. WEIRDO.
>>219833194she monke
>>219830980>it do be like that Doakes
>>219831043what exactly does dextermaxxing entail?
>>219833586killing people that deserve it
>>219833586first and foremost I copied the clothes style, except that I tuck the shirt. light stubble or trimmed beard. maybe gliding like a lizard on ice. don't have his small talk skills though, so I just got the autist part down
>>219833852don't tuck linnen btw. There's a reason Dexter doesnt tuck
>>219834070dries faster because of the air circulation? or what's the reason?
>>219827940There will be blood...In your stool...Soon...
>>219831683>He doesn't leave his home>plays games all day>No social media, no friends, no gf>He's gone to great lengths to hideFunny enough Vince fits this profile too
>>219827007>Everybody in this office is happy that it's Friday.By the time this thread dies it will be Friday again.
>>219827007Something thats never really shown in shows like these is that these people would work in shifts and trade being on call. It also seems like masuka would get the shittier shifts and calls because Dexter can do everything he can and more and is tolerated more.
>>219827754>>219827528https://vocaroo.com/1lPPbD1oPlLb
>>219836181Yeah the site is so fucking dead
>>219836492Everyone's still suffering from long covid and fatigue from the vaxxx
>>219836417kek
>>219831068they hated him because he told the truth
>>219837246deb = lolcow rita= snoozefest
