>The teaser opens with the protagonist Bryan (Austin Abrams, who previously worked with director Zach Cregger on ‘Weapons’) walking through the snow and knocking on the door of a house. When no one responds, he walks into the building. "Had a little bit of a problem on the road, I was wondering if I could use your phone?" he asks.>He picks up a landline phone and begins a conversation with his girlfriend. "Hey, babe, look, I'm really sorry that we got disconnected earlier, but some things have happened," he says. The teaser then cuts to Abrams' character frantically running, slamming barn doors, and brandishing a shotgun. "I'm in like a seriously fucked up situation right now," he says before trying to grab car keys off a dead body that sinisterly crawls away from him.>We then see quick flashes of several haunting images, including a bloated zombie lurking in the sewer, a flipped police car, and zombies jumping off buildings and crashing into parked cars trying to grab Bryan as he runs for his life.https://ew.com/resident-evil-shows-off-bloody-new-footage-cinemacon-2026-11949160
i heard the movie its a big one chase and he dies in the end.
>>219827596FIFTEEN BUCKS, LITTLE MANPUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND
>>219827596>We then see quick flashes of several haunting images, including a bloated zombie lurking in the sewer, a flipped police car, and zombies jumping off buildings and crashing into parked cars trying to grab Bryan as he runs for his life
no fucking homo but no Leon or no Chris then fuck no
Decent chance for kino. Cregger is better than his detractors think.
can't wait to see how bad this movie is so the faggots crying about the resident evil franchise movies can apologize to paul anderson
No Jill no watch.
>>219827787fucking homo
>>219827770>Cregger is better than his detractors thinkNot really, no. This one is formulaically sound enough to expect it'll land, though.
>>219827786It'll be functional Creggerslop. After plebs decided to follow program and imitate their masters glazing Cregger's shit-crusted half-abortion "Weapons," I'm almost certain they'll eat this up and demand seconds.
I expect it to be pretty good but I don't expect it to be a faithful RE movie.And despite what Cregger has been saying, it doesn't sound like it's trying to be either.
>>219827596the only actors with white skin they hire are jews these days.
It feels like every time I hear some new information about this movie, it's entirely different from what I heard in the previous release.Will this be faithful to the games or not?Are there zombies, or is it all tentacle monsters?
>>219828466idksounds like its just gonna be a normal ass zombie movie with no connection to the games
>>219827760>>219827787>>219828108>>219828676Why does anyone want a "faithful" adaptation of Resident Evil in a movie but get pissed off about a vid0oe game remake. Serious question do you want a new resident evil story or cosplay slop like that street fighter movie? Frankly I'd prefer it be a spinoff and not show Chris/Jill/Leon at all. RE7 would have been better without fake Chris at the end whose only purpose is to deem it canon.
>>219827596This all lines up 100% with the leaked screenplay.
>>219829307because they use the brand to make a shitty movie
>>219827787That's not re1 Jill, not even re5 jill#notmyjill
>>219829846Cat is kind of out of the bag there. Lots of shitty RE movies. If it is just one more who cares? I like Cregger's other movies so I'm optimistic that it will be at least decent
Why not just copy and paste RE7? That's perfect movie material.
>>219830415who the fuck wants to see a white dude fighting some hillbilly in a duel with chainsaws? the general audience would just be laughing at that scene, are you fucking stupid or just retarded?
>>219827596this dude kinda looks like Paige Bueckers
>>219827639>i heard the movie its a big one chase and he dies in the end.
>Resident evil again>AGAIN
>>219827639yeah i think the director said he wanted a similar vibe to Fury Road. didn't hear anything about him dying though
>>219827596i listened to a cregger interview in august and he said he didn't even start of a script yet and wasn't sure what he's gonna do with the movie. and now all of a sudden it's all done now and they've done test screenings? dafuq?
>>219830723i think it was a quick shoot and even said to be 90 minutes
>>219830632Waige but instead of the T-Virus it's the L-Virus
>>219827596the criticism of this movie seems to be "WHERES LEON AND JILL!? WHADDYA MEAN THEYRE NOT IN THE MOVIE?! SHIT SHIT SHIT IM NOT WATCHING"Weapons was a good movie and Im looking forward to a RE movie that shows Racoon City gonig to shit, something RE3R game should have done. Hopefully Creggar does the movie and moves on to something else. Nothing worse than endless sequels
>>219827596Resident Evil movie is not fucking hard to do. It's just a fucking zombie film and you can add action if you want zoomers and late millenial babies from OG 4.It's not fucking hard, burgers! Merica literally created the zombie genre, why can't they make a proper Resident Evil game?
>>219829307>be faithful to the general plot of the games>place it around the events of RE2/RE3>introduce a new character, be they a regular citizen or some random RPD officer >make them the MC, have them occasionally interact with characters from the game, but don't make the game characters the main characters, in fact just have them be side characters so they can interact without trampling on the plot of the games>have zombies>have other iconic mutations>introduce new mutations>introduce a new "super mutation" like Tyrant, Mr X, William Birkin, etc to be the main monster villain>introduce some new human villainFor me that would be the ideal RE movie. A movie that feels like it could be a side story to one of the early games, and handled in a way that it feels like it's fleshing out the games and catering to those who do play the games, without requiring the audience be familiar with the games to appreciate the movie.
>>219827770Unironically his debut feature with Trevor Moore was his best one if only for how mesmerizing shit it was, Barbarian and Weapons are total generica geared towards A24 Letterboxd fags
>>219830688He's bitten by an infected dog near the start and the infection proceeds over the course of the story. He goes full Thing at the end and eats/assimilates the scientists trying to cure whatever caused the tentacle mutations.
>>219831504It's a 90 minute long WKUK sketchunless you mean The Civil War on Drugs which I thought was Sam and Trevor. Love Miss March though, seen it several times.
>>219831887Darren was such a cutie, probably got me into femboys and trans women
>>219831887The movie drags too long with not enough jokes, funniest moment is near the beginning when Creggar shits himself
>>219829307Is there a trope better than he is already dead but keeps fighting for his loved ones? Yes there is... he dies a second time after dying again, but keeps fighting for his loved onesEthan is ultrakino. And his duology makes a perfect story.
>>219829307Ethan is the GOAT, neither leon jill or chris could ever touch his greatness
