downy just got shoe mogged at the cinemacon junction!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVP9YTLMc0
>>219827916Does he have to wear the shitiest looking suits to fit with his boots?
>>219827916How do manlets not understand that attempting to compensate is far more embarrassing than just being short
>>219827916>shoe moggedI fucking hate zoomers so much it's unreal
>>219827916how short is this retard
>>219828973Because it’s fun being taller and nobody notices if you aren’t a celebrity with 1000 eyes on you
so they're actual heels? Looks like there's nothing in the "toebox" section
>>219829044He's average height, about 5'9", but he's short compared to his colleagues.
>>219829058>nobody noticesSorry you're short dude but the lifts look retarded
>>2198290445’11
>>219829058im naturally 6'4 and wear 3 inch lifts to be 6'7
>>219829044he's an average 5'10 1/2, but he looks shorter on camera.
>>219829183Those shoes are dumb for sure but some nice timbs like George wears in that one Seinfeld gives you a couple inches and doesn’t look awkward
>>219829803work boots that arent too big still give a two inch lift and look normal because they are. i just wear those. i go barefoot in houses because fuck everyone.
>>219827916I get he wants to be cool in some Chucks, but just get them all black. What the fuck are those white soles. Every magician knows to paint it all black to make it look smaller. Fucking hell.
>>219827916how much money does this man really need? his face is melting off of his skull.
>>219830272Tiny Stark
>>219827916I can't imagine what trauma dis nigga would have gone through in life about his height that he feels the need to wear these ridiculous lift shoes.
>>219830665>>219830619
i wasn't joking about being 6'4 and wearing 3' lifts to be 6'7 btw. i don't do it out of insecurity but its awesome having people stare at me everywhere i go. 3' makes a huge difference. but the MAIN reason i did it is because i thought it would make me run faster by having longer legs, but, it doesn't, because the lifts hurt too much and slide around. i could get the ones that don't slide but they're too expensive.
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>>219831150i always wonder whats its like to be 6'4 but have a tiny dick.
>>219830665dis lil nigga*
>>219830619Danzig is the same height and you never hear anyone bash him for it.
>>219827916look at those stilts he's balancing on, why doesn't marvel let him use the thanos hover chair
