Its Over
Woody Allen ranks amongst America's greatest filmmakers, and I will miss him when he finally passes. Annie Hall basically wrote the textbook on how to make a modern romcom and we will never see such a prolific writer/director again.
>>219829787He's old
I bet this has something to do with Israel
>scamming entire countries out of money for fake projectsyou just have to admire the shamelessness in a way
the silence is deafening
He literally made a movie called take the money and run. Why didn't you listen
>>219829787he was born in 1935he's 90 years oldit's possible he's not as on top of things as he once was
>>219830208Clint Eastwood was/is still directing movies in his 90s. He was even photographed picking up prostitutes young enough to be his granddaughter as recently as several years ago.
>It's on its way to your account... Mr. Friedland
>>219829787Barcelona wins again.
>>219829787Who the fuck still gives this guy money? His last good film came out before the majority of the earth's current population was born.
It's funny how he did literally nothing wrong, he's a jew and yet got shunned by hollywood
>>219831838zoomer moment
>>219830823Fucking lmao
>>219831880But I'm not wrong.
>>219831860didn't he rape and groom his adoptive daughter?
>>219831923you haven't watched his movies, lil zoom zoom, fuck off
>Vicky Cristina Barcelona is a titleNow we need a Woody Allen movie with Madrid in the title to show those CatalansHow insecure
>>219832097>fails to name a good recent movie by him>resorts to name calling
>>219831932yeah, so?
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>>219830080According to fucking nobody except jews. He's a talentless piece of shit. So are you.
>>219832415I think that was wrong.
>>219831880This is definitely a born in le wrong generation larping zoomer
>>219830080Imagine thinking kvetching about trivial bullshit and pontificating about Fischer Price: My First Philosophy = great screenwriting
>>219829787What is this about?? Why should i care??
>>219833966filthy assholes fucking teenagers
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>>219830080Allen and Scorsese are truly irreleplaceable talents. Modern masters of cinema.
>>219834236Speaking of priceless
>>219830121Madrid is a city
>>219830329I wonder how many prostitutes have had a very old client die of a heart attack while getting to know them better.And how many times has this happened with famous people and then been covered up?I know several similar historical cases. For example: Charles Dickens died at his mistress's house but they snuck the body back to his house and pretended he died with his wife. And pretty much the same thing happened to Bruce Lee.
>>219829787I read the article and it only says that the film wont be shot this spring and Allen has until december 2027 to complete the projectnothingburger
>>219832151Call it Madrid Madrid Madrid and it's about a bunch of Californians tired of CURRENT YEAR in america but they don't fit in with the culture, they're shunned by everyone and they all move to dutch pensylvannia at the end.
I think I've seen around 10 Allen films, and apart from the early comedies (Bananas, Sleepers) they were all pretty good. It's easy to see why people don't want to believe the allegations, especially in an era where slop is abundant and kino is dying out. However, the Allen v. Farrow documentary took a sledgehammer to what remained of his reputation. Dylan Farrow is about 40 now, and she insists that Woody abused her and that she remembers it clearly. That testimony is very damaging to Woody's old line of defense.
>>219835641albert speer also died while banging his mistress, im guessing its not so rare for it to happen if you specialize on older men as a prozzie.
>>219834316Source?
>>219836718go back
>>219836737Dirty old men are going to be the main source of revenue for most prozzies. They might see more incels these days than they did in the past, but I reckon dirty old men still outnumber the incels by a considerable margin.
>>219832459false
>>219830823high IQ post
Madrid is a shithole anyway
>>219829787How can he even feel passion at his age?Hes 40 years separated from the characters he writes, what he creates is no longer for him to consume since hes 40 years older than than the target audience, its not like he writes 90 year old charafctersI mean, how can a 90 year old enjoy a 30 to 40 something wishfullfilment simulator other than for nostalgic reasons?Older people obviously consume media differently than people below 40
>>219837104all teen shows and movies are created by adults in their 40s
>>219831932>>219833966I don't know why people are so assblasted by this. You can buy a girl like this from SEA from her parents for about tree fiddy and people regularly do. On the grand scale of trafficking, grooming and PDF behaviour Woody's case is pretty tame.
>>219837408Which is pathetic, unless the drive is just making moneyI dont see why an individual in their 40s would feel passioante about teen romance, its 20 years too late
>>219831932She was in her 20s and he met her once before. How is that rape and how is that grooming?
>>219830080Fuck outta here. I always kept hearing how Woody Allen is like a very high brow master of comedy, and so I decided to see Manhattan. Here's the plot>Woody is a early 40s guy who dates a 17yo girl>His ex dumped him because he has turned lesbian. She raises Woody's son with her gf, and also writes a book about their catastrophic relationship with him>Woody hangs out with a teacher guy, who is cheating his wife with a bitter intellectual woman>The relationship with teacher guy and that intellectual bitch doesnt work, and since Woody has gotten bored of that underage girl and wants her to live a normal life, he starts an affair with that intellectual woman and dumps that kid. All with the blessings of his teacher friend ofc>Instead of figuring out the obvious, Woody agrees to bring that intellectual bitch on a couples date with his teacher friend and his wife >Intellectual bitch and teacher guy eventually fall in love again. >Woody is without a gf, so he decides to find that underage girl and ruin her college plans by asking her to be his gf again>That girl tells him to wait for a bit, until she returns from London. The endThat movie was the most jewish nonsense I have ever seen in recent memory. It also has lots of jewish related jokes, that if I wasnt redpilled, I wouldnt have gotten themI feel that this guy is overrated as a movie maker because he is part of the hollywood kike circlejerk. He is a jew who makes movies for jews and nothing more.
>>219837104All the joy disappeared from his life when Jeff died.(Joy was a trafficked 13 year old )
Woody Allen is boring>Uintelectual!Id rather read a book then if I want to broaden my mind
>>219829787Spain refused to let USA use their bases for the Iran war. Knowing how pro-Israel Woody Allen is, he's probably using that as his mental justification for stiffing them.
Zelig is one of the best and funniest films of all time and even if he raped and ate babies I would still insist as such,.
>>219838107>how pro-Israel Woody Allen ishe isnt
>>219832459Incorrect. He's sketchy and weird sure. But he made some hits and Hannah and her Sisters is so comfy nyc fall kino. Tell another director to make comfy movies about Park avenue or fuck off. I can't name another.
>>219837676>hurrrrrr only high schoolers should make high school movies/shows durrrrrrrrryou've been mindbroken by roasties on social medialife isn't divided up into grades like school is, anon
>>219833966It's because he's a famous elite in the media and the deal is they write awful things about you. you live an elite life but the world hates you and mocks you. it's part of the deal.>>219838122Look at Alec Baldwin. Part of the 'deal' is humiliation in media.
>>219834215just say jews
>>219837851>I always kept hearing how Woody Allen is like a very high brow master of comedyno you didn't, that's how your tard brain interpreted the praise directed at him because you're a moron
>>219830080I have never seen a Woody Allen movie and I've never heard anybody ever talk about one of his movies either on here or the wider internet. I've heard more about Woody Allen movies from watching the tv show Northern Exposure than I ever have in real life.
they seem like a really close, affectionate, happy couple
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>>219837628>I don't know why people are so assblasted by this.grim
>>219839192Her emails basically deboooonk that she is a "victim" or is "suffering" she clearly genuinely likes Woody.
>>219830823It's crazy, because Madrid funded this just so they could have their own Woody movie to hold up against Vicky Christina Barcelona, and Woody seemingly drops out.
>>219829787Spain is antisemitic! Chosens don't have to honor their contracts with goyim!
>>219830208Now he makes the kids be on top.
>>219829787Orson Welles couldn't stand this guy or his flicks, and neither can I.
>>219829787He probably got bombed in israel. A jew would never steal money.
>>219839602Her emails, particularly the expletive ladden one where she rants about how Anthony Weiner was a poor abused little victim taken advantage of by teenage whores also paint the picture of a revolting brothel proprietress just as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside.
>>21983020890 years is a child yearsManoel de Oliveira was making movies at age 104
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>>219832329NTA, but I would name Small Time Crooks, Vicky Christina Barcelona, and Midnight in Paris according to your majority birth definition. Deconstructing Harry might fit too.
>>219836718Here is a documentary that pre-emptively debunked Allen v. Farrow.https://youtu.be/WH_LtT0JT54
>>219840589>>219840467She's 100% right though.
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>>219830080his films are masturbatory author-inserts
>>219842724she sounds so fucking cute bro holy shit how do I get one of my own
>>219842679Being horny doesn't remove your agency and turn you into mindless putty to be molded by evil teenage strumpets.Weiner was a 52-year old congressman, you'd think that he'd be able to exercise some degree of self-control.
>>219830080He fucked his daughter and raped then married his adopted daughter. Jewish, coincidentally
>>219838463>Park Avenue Why.. terrible setting Soulless rich woman fantasy on par with Victorian middle nobility
>>219833966Imagine parading aroung the daughter you raped. Alas, ti be a goyim
THIS IS A WOODY BOARDNEWFAGS LEAVEMAKE THEM LEAVEMAKE THEM LEAVE
>>219838492Thats exactly what cinephile magazines were saying about woody allen in the 2000s.
