>Come on. If you stay here a while, I'll let you hold my hand...
>>219829996>"I don't believe you.">goes home and plays video games
Still best girl
>>219829996Don't do it, Bart. At least not without three layers of condoms on.
>>219830312not so fast
>>219830569slut
>>219830569god I wish she'd finger my holes
>>219830942She's been JIMBO'd, anon.
>>219829996>>219830569Any female simpsons character that has oval eyes is a slut.
>>219829996I always laugh when she says "hand" like "HAYYUNNND"
>>219830569This was me. Except the cute older girl killed herself after running away from home and I wasnt able to speak to a girl in a healthy way for like 6 years after that.
lazy simpsons quote thread
>>219830569Do you think Laura would really tuck him in and kiss him goodnight if no one was around? Haha
>>219832729why didn't you save her
>>219833058She was only next door every other weekend for visitation. The whole thing was about divorce and reflecting, I am sure she was doing some sort of drugs or at least drinking way too much for a 13 year old.
>>219833125So it's your fault? Do you drink or anything to cope?
>>219833208You have a microscopic penis
>>219833439hope she reads this bro
>>219833463>>219833439
