1999 mummy is impossible to beat with todays cucks
How bout consumer protection laws against slapping the name of an existing franchise onto some writer's do-not-steal original premise
>>219831706The worst thing about the movie is thats its just Evil Dead Rise. I am not exaggerating
>CAMELA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE SARCOPHAGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
>>219831728Pretty much thisThe mummy itself is kind of a weak character, so a lot depends on the rest of the movie around it. This is why the 99 Mummy is great, the movie as a whole is excellent.
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>>219831728it would be tough to beat even without cucks.
dont make a literal mummy that jump scares you with a scary scream. try to capture the horror of some ancient evil lying dormant underneath some sand covered ruins.
>>219832081As a above so below is a good one
>>219831706Mummies really fell off. As a kid I considered mummies up there with skeletons and ghosts, but now it’s all zombies and demons
nice poster though
>>219831706I don’t mind the combination of mummy with zombie, that’s technically what a horror story mummy is, a mysterious magical zombie from ancient egypt. I don’t why all these low iq zoomers are hung up on this movie being similar to evil dead. It has plenty of flaws but that’s a weird thing to be upset about. They at least made some changes to the whole ancient pharaoh comes back and seeks girlfriend storyline that gets rehashed every time with mummies
>>219831849This is so dumb it is completely believable
We need an actual lich movie. There hasn't been a lich since Voldemort and he wasn't a skeleton.
>>219832081I still don't understand why they did all this complicated shit in the middle of a fucking DESERT. Dude if you have to build fucking BOATS and travel days to get the material to build your shit wouldn't it make a whole lot more sense to just fucking move to that place? I lived near the beach for a long time and even there the sand pissed me off. The salt air and sand fucks up your house like you wouldn't believe too.
>>219831706>Lee Cronin'sIs he supposed to be a popular and well known name in the industry?
>>219835103He can't say the mummy, they're making the mummy 4
>>219835035These were next to river in ancient times. What is more, sometimes they moved whole cities when river changed it's banks.
>>219831741You can't copyright the idea of mummies.
>>219835035The monuments were built in the desert because it was flat empty land. They didn't want to was valuable farmland next to the river on Pharoah WeWuz II's fourth pyramid and temple complex.
>>219834950Lich is a trademark of Wizards of the Coast, goy.
>>219835574>They didn't want to was valuable farmland next to the river on Pharoah WeWuz II's fourth pyramid and temple complex.What
>>219831706I liked it. One of the better horror movies featuring mummy lore.
>>219835103Simply put there because the test audiences wrote they expected a adventure film because of the Fraser/Cruise movies, unfamiliar with the more horror oriented 30s-60s movies.
>>219835810>was*wasteI'm not ESL I'm just a retard.
>>219835035San Fran had an earthquake that destroyed 80% of the city and mfs just rebuilt on the same spot which is a well known fault line. People just be retarded bro.
>>219835035They were built near the nile river, a lot of the material was moved from upriver.Same in Sudan which has more pyramids than any other country in Africa.
>>219835544non sequitur
>>219836407Also the nile flooding made the surrounding land extremely fertile so you could have farmers working the fields half the year then doing other labour the rest of the year whilst the farmland was flooded.
>>219831706>How can I make this review about modern racebaiting political discourse?>There we go.
>>219836479>Short hair bitch with dyed hair Everytiem
>>219831706Modern Hollywood is allergic to camp, or really any kind of levity that isn't Marvel slop tier 'humour'.Basically, if there's something about any particular kind of movie that you think people would actually enjoy, assume Hollywood hates it and would prefer to never include it in anything.
>>219835035>I still don't understand why they did all this complicated shit in the middle of a fucking DESERT.Farmlands were right next to the Nile so thats a no-go. Pyramids were not too far away from civilization. Valley of Kings was specifically meant to be a hard to reach and hard to find place because egyptians already had a rampant problem of grave robbers when they were building pyramids.All the graves were eventually robbed, only one which was spared was Tutankhamen and thats because the boy was such a nobody of a pharaoh that everyone forgot about him after his death. Grave robbing is such an old profession that it became a custom to intentionally break and bend grave offerings to prevent grave robbers from stealing them. Eventually it formed into a religious belief that all the broken tools in the afterlife were repaired and in mint condition.
>>219836407There is still a bunch of visible structures in the middle of the desert in that pic, so I say again, what the fuck? WHY?
>>219836479>The New ArabIronic for an Arabic outlet whining about White people considering they colonised Egypt and supplanted the original Egyptians.
I’m lovin’ these Mummy hate threads over the last few days. KEK. Lee Cronin absolutely crushed it and all of the nigger faggot pussies complaining that it’s “too disgusting” can get absolutely fucked.Cope and seethe, niggers!!!!!
Has the Russian DCP leaked yet or what
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>>219836546That's modern Cairo or some satellite city.
>>219836633I haven't seen it (like most people) so you're going to have to reckon with that
