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Queen of /film/

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Queen of /forgettingherownchildrensname/

>>219831980
I only like Marvel movies because I get pussy

>>219832015
There's worse things than not getting pussy and watching a Marvel movie is one of them

So I'm making something and I'm not sure if it's /film/ or not. It might only be /lit/. I had a narrator record an audiobook and shot the whole thing. I'm editing it now. Does that sound /film/ to you?

>>219832161
elaborate on "shot the whole thing"

>>219832217
I shot the narrator recording the audiobook.

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>>219831980
>Favorite family-friendly film?
Where is the Friend's House?
>Favorite film you've seen with a family member?
Where is the Friend's House? or The Apartment
>Favorite filmic "experience"? (i.e., watching a particular film in a particular setting or with a particular group of people)
Watching Encounters at the End of the World drunk with a few mates and dying laughing taking the piss out of all the kooks in it
>Who/what turned you into a cinephile?
Stumbling across foreign flicks playing on SBS

Found a cool little experimental short. Feel free to pad your l*tterboxd stats.
https://youtu.be/owf3UXKUDv4?si=1e16NFTyZRcjClQP

>>219831980
I shagged her.

>>219832264
It is possible that it is a /film/, but I would say that it sounds like /lit/. What it would come down to for me is your intention, how much control you exhibited while shooting, and perhaps what the narrator was reciting. Really though it's about how well you can spin it.

>>219832264
Why would you shoot them? What did they do to you?

I will not eat a single morsel of food until Bujoldpetic has returned to bless this thread with her divine grace and big brown eyes.

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After last thread, I'm too drunk to contribute to this one in earnest

>>219832394
They fucking looked at me the wrong way

>>219832394
>intention
I wanted to shoot it
>control
I directed it
>what the narrator was reciting
my book (it's good)

>>219832539
>directed, shot AND written by you
This is peak cinema de auteur (/film/)

>>219831980

>Favorite family-friendly film?

"My Wild Friend" - a kids film from Russia about a bullied young boy whose mom isn't in the picture and who befriends a fox and tries to keep him hidden from poachers. Has lots of animated scenes and visual references to the Little prince book.

Go to close captions and auto translate to English

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz7FwolwMSk

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>>219832264
>>219832539
>I shot the narrator recording the audiobook because they fucking looked at me the wrong way
you bastard

>>219832161
I remember you.

>>219832161
>>219832264
>>219832539
And like i said before, share it here when it's done please.

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>>219833059
>>219833259
What is this slavslop?

>>219832726
It's nice to be /film/ famous

>>219832748
I'll share something, alright. I'm already 2/3rds through editing it and I have the day off so you probably won't have to wait that long.

Youtube algorithm finally recommending me some kino:
https://youtu.be/1gWUYdmfxjA

>>219833757
Nice.

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>>219833372
It's the new Kino of the year all the best people (me) are talking about.

>slavslop
Literally anything not English is art house here. Get with the times. Or do you think Kurosawa and samurai flicks were arthouse?

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>>219834432

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYzJiPhUHd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYzJiPhUHd8