>>219833257
Most of them.

That Korean multiverse movie. Bagels, buttplugs, shitty writing.

>>219833257
the wolf of wallstreet. The debauchery scenes are needlessly long, repetitive, and gratuitous. The film greatly understates just how much of a scumbag the actual person its protagonist is based off of was and just makes him look like a coolguy. It never even really explains what he actually did and how he ripped off his clients. And I really disliked the way it made the FBI agent out to be a loser for enforcing the law instead of making millions like the coolguy criminal.

>>219833257
diehard.
peak boomer self insert slop.

>>219833257
Birdman. pseudartslop

>>219833257
men women & children
misery slop

>>219833303
in the book it's based off of the movie character that's his wife is his daughter, and she dies along with most of the hostages. It's also clear in the book that if the protagonist hadn't been there the police would have resolved itself without anyone getting killed.

>>219833322
I like it for being a movie about Broadway theater. There aren't enough of those.

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Picrel was shockingly bad.
I was already pretty down on superhero movies but I think this one convinced me that I needn't ever watch another.

>>219833322
So true. Birdman is actually just terrible.

>>219833257
Those J.J Abrams Star Trek movies with Chris Pine.

>>219833346
this came out the same year as everything reddit all at once and got mogged so hard by it

The movie is literally called "doctor strange in the multiverse of madness" think about that title. And what did they do exactly? Uh...what if NYC was in a TROPICAL environment! Or get this, what if...nobody knew who spiderman was! Can you even imagine something as crazy as that!

Assuming shit like Hidden Figures and Schindler's List is off limits shit like Dogville annoys me. If I wanted to go to a play I would.

>>219833402
Now that I think of it, I think it reminds me of some really stupid shit that I wrote when I was like 10 years old. Maybe that's why I hate it more than some other people do.

>>219833333
Did the book get a bunch of sequels like the Rambo book or the 2001 book?

>>219833257
EEAAO
Good will hunting
Thief
Perks of being a wallflower
500 days of summer
Dr starngelove
Trainspotting
Godfather 2 and 3

>>219833257
All Star Wars movies
>but what abou-
All of them.

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>>219833402
>Or get this, what if...nobody knew who spiderman was! Can you even imagine something as crazy as that!
lol
reminds me of picrel
>think bigger

>>219833257
Honestly can't think of any. Most shitty movies have some soul to them and the corporate slop is not worth my energy and hatred

>>219833257
I despise pretty much all modern corporate techno-horror
Possessor pissed me off a lot, but the crown goes to The Substance for one of the dumbest, most pointless and insufferable movies in recent years

I also hate the shit out of quirky, meta nostalgiaslop like the recent Scream movies and the X trilogy
omg tongue-in-cheek movie reference we are in a movie!!! letterboxd mentioned in movie xdddd
extremely reddit

now that I think about it, I absolutely fucking hate modern horror except for a couple of movies

The Eggers Nosferatu was a disgrace

>>219833257
Jurassic World 3

>>219833257
anything starring Tom Hanks

>>219833642
>Trainspotting
One of the most ridiculously overrated heaps of wank I've ever seen, for sure.

>>219833257
Cannibal Holocaust
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
A Minecraft Movie
Foodfight
Movie 43
Music
The live action remakes of Lilo & Stitch and How to Train Your Dragon

>>219833257
That M. Night Shyamalan Avatar movie.

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Ready Player One. Just from the trailers waving a million recognizable IPs in your face I could tell why the movie was made, and it was cynical in a way that made the MCU look like Ghibli. And then people started copying it.

>>219833700
based

>>219833257
I hate “Mother!” It’s shot well, the sound design is amazing, but the story itself is an insulting, pretentious jumble of metaphors that keeps forgetting whether it wants to be an allegory or not. Aronofsky was way too high on his own supply when he made it.

>>219833257
>goyslop
That's like 99.999% of all things that come out of the so called "entertainment industry".

>>219833642
And Godfather 1

>>219833257
For me it's everything everywhere all at once. It was peak Reddit and I hated every minute

>>219833281
Agree that EEAAO is shitty, but niot because of your bullshit reasons.
>>219833303
>>219834320
>>219834453
based

would personnaly say What's Eating Gilbert Grape

>>219833257

the Wolf Of Wall Street is morally repugnant

>>219833257
Conan the barbarian
Robocop

>>219834706
Bozo has a moral approach of art. Cringe.

Pretty much everything made after 2014
Capeshit
Anything that involves propaganda of any kind
Woke and liberal stuff
Artsy shit
Anything french

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>>219833257
I'm not happy about anything past Terminator 2. I hate that the newest version of T2, which is the one that zoomers watch, has the alternate ending.

>>219834748
Ntm sale américanoïde. Ton pays qui n'a pas de nom n'enfantera jamais un génie du niveau de Godard, de Pialat ou de Bresson.

>>219833257
I dunno, Dunc I guess

>>219833257
notice how no one even bothers to remember any of the capeshit

>>219834789
Shove a baguette up your ass.

>>219833257
ALL of them

>>219834851
Étouffe-toi avec un hamburger

>>219834748
La Haine mogs Rambo any day.

>>219833257
The Shawshank Redemption, every time someone mentions that movie I know I can ignore anything they have to say about movies

>>219834880
L'intention est louable mais La Haine c'est vraiment le film français le plus mid de l'histoire.

there will be blood. it tries too hard and it shows, one might even say it insists upon itself

>>219833257
Limitless.

>>219833346
dr strange and capt marvel are outstandingly bad representations of the marvel capeshit era.
rami spiderman trilogy, guardians of the galaxy 1, iron man 1, and the eric bana/ed norton hulk movies are the only capeshit worth watching.
obviously dark knight is kino as well.
and the animated spider man is actually pretty fuckin good too.

>>219834880
first blood is an all time classic

Terminator 1 and 2. Literal B-movie crap that's venerated by retarded americunt gen X and millenisoys.

>>219833300
>a loser for enforcing the law
Imagine seething because your hall monitor self insert got put in his place. Law enforcement IS for losers.

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This movie was promising but then it turned out super boring idk maybe they were aiming for something artsy but I wasn't sold on it. The chick was hot tho

>>219833257
Almost all of them. But there are different levels of hatred.

YOU LIKE IT IF YOU WANT TO, I DON'T MIND, BUT YOU HAVE NO TASTE: Star Wars Prequels

MILD ANNOYANCE TO SEE SO MANY PEOPLE PRAISING SUCH SOPHOMORIC WANKERY: Donnie Darko

WHITE-HOT IDEOLOGICAL LOATHING, HAPPY TO BE DEFINED BY THIS HATE, WILL DIE ON THIS HILL: Twelve Angry Men


>>219833300
>the wolf of wallstreet.
Scorses always flirts right on the edge of glamorizing criminals. Goodfellas was supposed to show them as they are, and compared with something like Godfather, yeah, maybe, but the reality was a lot more sordid and unpleasant. But you couldn't make a good film out of the unvarnished truth because it just wouldn't be fun.

>>219833322
>Birdman. pseudartslop
Yeah, this x 100. It's not just the wankery of it. Everything it admires should be flammenwerfed.

>>219835162
I don't see criminal idolization as bad, it's a power fantasy of shit we will never do IRL. Only a retard would try to imitate them or wish to be them outside fiction.

>>219835039
>promising
>boring
It's a funny little thing. The critics at the time were genuinely bemused. They had no idea whether to rip it to bits or praise it as a brave attempt. It's not terrible, but then again, it kinda is.

>chick was hot
I just found out the other day she was the girl from Commando.

anything by Christopher Goylan, particularly Interstellar

>>219833784
Yeah didn't get the hype for the substance at all,
what could have been an interesting look at how what we do as youths to our bodies comes back to haunt us as we get older turned into a cartoon body horror with no subtlety at all.

>>219833346
funny, I hadn't watched any capeshit apart fom pattinson batman since endgame, and it was a decent time, strange movies are the only ones that warrant all the excessive cg with all the creative visuals they're pulling off. The plot and characters are paper thin, but that hasn't been relevant in this franchise since forever anyway. Will watch this any time over parking lot action figure fights

>>219833848
I really enjoyed it as a cinema experience, but I think pretty much everything after Orlok's castle is pretty bland, First half was great though.

>>219833887
the fuck, he's basically a guarantor the movie won't be shit (except for those new apple movies, streaming slop is the tide that breaks all ships) even so greyhound was a 6/10 afternoon dadcore ww2 movie despite the bad cg

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its so fucking boring and anyone that likes it is a certified sperg

>>219833257
After Hours
Poor Things
True Romance

>>219836006
Interesting selection. Do you hate them all for the same reason?

>>219835927
I dislike Gosling, his whole shtick is having aspergers, all his characters are autistic af

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>>219833257
I don't find myself hating really bad movies anymore. It's the aggressively mediocre netflix slop that you were told was decent when it wasn't so you wasted your time that really gets under my skin.

>>219833275
Fpbp

>>219836083
after hours is just annoying and pointless, there's nothing redeeming about it
true romance is dumb
poor things is utterly offensive and evil and i'd like to punch that piece of shit lanthomos in his face

>>219833642
>Thief
Why the fuck would you hate Thief

>>219836157
After Hours is funny, or supposed to be. Lanthamos' stuff looks terrible from the clips I've seen, and the titles and posters. Would never watch that slop.

>>219833257
the saw movies are repugnant , pet semetary.. depicting dead children is a line for me

>>219833257
Paris, Texas

>>219836196
it's not bad cinematography but his politics are awful
don't remember anything funny about after hours, just frustration

>>219836116
You get maybe one or two diamonds in the rough every year, mostly stuff from noted directors and whatever they've snatched from Sundance that year.

And the fact that Netflix are forcing creatives to dumb down their projects for morons who can't stay off their phones for more than five minutes is utterly depressing.

>>219836256
Ya thats the fucking killer. They have all the reslurces to make something good, then they just dont because executive legitmately dont think the same way as normal human beings

>>219836303
Techbros don't give a single solitary shit about art and reduce it entirely to to-do lists.

>>219836157
Lanthamos movies are an autism test
Autistic people hate them

>>219833346
The pity of it is there's actually a good Raimi movie in there somewhere trying to get out. I am more forgiving of it because I can see that and sorta ignore the rest of the bullshit choking it to death, even though I'm the first to admit my headcanon is dong a lot of heavy lifting.

I liked Wanda's mental breakdown and the reasons for and nature of it should have been addressed better. It would have made everything make more sense. Her killing the faggot alt-heroes could have been a great scene showing how powerful and corrupted she'd become, but instead the way it came off deserved every bit of criticism it actually got.

Such a damn shame, because I like the actress and thought she portrayed her personal tragedy and trauma pretty well across the films, (including this one). She didn't deserve to have her finale ruined by can't-punch star girl or whatever the fuck she's supposed to be. Just like Cumberbatch is pretty cool as Strange and didn't need to be saddled with all that dumb shit.

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>>219833257
Pic rel. I'm usually well aware of what I'm going into, but I saw this one because I had no other choice and it was as bad as I expected.

>>219836116
also good point

>>219833257
Every American Pie movie.

>>219834696
Never saw it, but out of curiosity, what WAS eating Gilbert Grape anyway? Was it the stupid name?

>>219833275
This.
After watching the Hollywoodism documentary and the unending redpills from this year, and realizing that the entirety of the US since at least 1900s was a zionist controlled project, I can't watch movies any more new or old.
The jewish brainwashing is too overt and apparent.
Yes they wrote some pretty songs, but all the movies and "old fashioned values" come across as pure psyops.

>>219836237
kys

Paranormal Activity, The Conjuring, Insidious, The Nun, The Pope's Exorcist, etc. You know the kind of thing. You could release one of these films under the title "Goyslop Pt. IV: The Sloppening" and the fans would still go to see it, because these films target the most compliant kind of goys.

>>219833257
Catch Me If You Can.

Carlitos Way and Scarface

De Palma SUCKS COCK

>>219836303
Every free-thinking creative wants to remake The Birth of a Nation except about Jewish control of the US. But they control all the finances. That's why Hollywood/Netflix is in limbo.
Something like The Dark Crystal could never be made today.

>>219835880
The movie with the robot was pretty mediocre. Admittedly his acting was pretty good, the robot was well designed, but the script was in want of something more.

>>219833257
The Birth of a Nation. It's legit ass.

>>219834320
The nuke scene nuked it unironically. What a fucking shitshow that scene was. You're stroking it the entire movie to see the big thing and it's a gasoline explosion. Come on Nolan, not everything needs practical effects. Composites would serve well, but no. I guess he is crowded by yes men.

>>219834915
Wtf, why? It's just a fun flick.

>>219836862
No, you. Every one fucking loves it but I thought it was boring and shitty. It is easy to dunk on netflix slop or really most modern movies but I choose the lonely path of disliking a widely praised classic.

>>219836873
Jumpscare horror is pure and simply the laziest variant of horror possible. But unfortunately, mindless and lazy sells.

>>219833322
I think it’s made more for artists/actors than the audience. It’s kinda like Barry or funny games where it takes itself super seriously while insulting the viewer. It has something to prove but no one really understands what, so it comes off annoying and pretentious.

anything with Jonas Hill in it

Quiz Show (1994)

>>219837032
can't tell if you are being jewish or antisemitic

>>219836927
The original silent movie was an artistic and technological triumph of mankind. If you can get past the racial plot lines and act like an adult maybe you could appreciate it t for what it really is, the very birth of “the movies” as we know them.

>>219833322
I HATED Birdman too. I don’t like “one shot” movies to begin with, that crap only ever distracts me. I also don’t watch Marvel movies or any of that superhero crap, and I know Birdman wasn’t a superhero movie, but still let’s not try to pretend that a gimmicky pseudfest about a fake play wasn’t anything other than a boring waste of time.

>>219836975
i feel ya, i found it boring too. but i also thought the same for cuckoos nest

>>219837067
lol

>>219833322
agreed. pure nonsense

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>>219833257
It's basically "REDDIT: THE MOVIE"

>>219835162
Sopranos very much shows mobsters as what they actually are and it's a very fun show. Goodfellas like other Slopsese shit is just fellating over the cool criminals by a faggot who wishes he was like that.

All Woody Allen movies where the annoying ugly midget jew fucks white models.

All movies with midgets (although a few movies like Wizard of Oz or Casablanca can get a pass).
I got nothing against midgets, I just don't want to see them on the screen.

>>219834789
Basé
mais ne surtout pas oublier la Belgique aussi, malheureuse oubliée qui garde la pose dans l'ombre de la France tandis que les Français deviennent des fronssais.

>>219834880
Seul contre tous refait le cul de la haine, à sec, sans viagra.

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This was easily one of the worst movies I’ve ever sat through. It was long, boring, and ideologically offensive. It openly and slavishly glorified the October Revolution and Bolshevism without even wasting so much as a perfunctory scene on the well documented “excesses” of the revolution, like, for example, the Red Terror. On top of that the main character was an American journalist, of course. The audience was tasked with sympathizing with a Champaign Socialist American who was a literal cuckold irl and in the plot of the movie. He shared his wife with multiple male characters, including Jack Nicholson, and this was (attempted) to be framed as progressive and manly behavior. His wife “emasculates” one of the MC’s enemies by pointing out that he has to ask permission from Beatty before he fucks his wife and this is somehow supposed to be viewed as an alpha male like power move.

I had a hard time getting past the communism and wife sharing. If there was anything of value in this three hour pile of shit I missed it

>>219837522
I’ve heard this before and from the clips I’ve seen where some tiny Asian girl is fighting people using giant dildos it seems that way. But was in your opinion makes it Reddit?

>>219837522
you're reddit for saying "reddit the movie"

>>219837737
If it's asian american and popular it's reddit.
Asian americans can't be cool to the counterculture because they're seen as too successful in the status quo.

>>219833257
Fargo
Godzilla (1998)
My Stepmother is an Alien

0 out of 10 for each

>>219837845
What about the sequel, Closestay?

>>219837845
godzilla 98 was garbage, agreed. also godzilla 84 scared the shit out of me as a child, great flick

>>219833933
>Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
They could've gone with a comedy horror tone and it would have been a lot more enjoyable, really lean into the whole "haha it's Winnie the Pooh but it's wacky, isn't that funny?" angle but it had nothing creative about it. Just kill after kill. No plot, or sense of parody, nothing.

>>219833642
>Thief
>Dr starngelove
>Trainspotting
>Godfather 2
okay youre taste is dogshit thats too many kinos

>>219833257
Titanic

The Tron movies are dogshit (1st and 2nd, haven't watched 3rd), although the 2nd one has cool CGI and an even better soundtrack.

In the 2nd one, every single thing
Jeff Bridges says is retarded non sense.

>>219838015
if you think the 2nd one is dogshit dont even watch the third because that movie is actual dogshit and i liked the 2nd one

>>219837879
>the sequel, Closestay
fuck is the matter with you?

>>219837908
The entire problem with it (and the Twisted Childhood Universe in general) is that it's edgy just for the sheer sake of being edgy. Just ultimate creative bankruptcy.

It's why I also have an immense problem with shows like Riverdale and Winx Saga.

>>219833257
All of the Star Wars movies. People argue about the prequels or sequels or whatever but it's all slop in my view. Just really thinly written like a kids movie but Disney adults genuinely think they're great films

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I'm sorry but this sucks

The designs are lame. The characters and their drama is lame. The fights are lame. People jerk it off because they are desperate for American-mecha action but but it's all the most boring aspects of American and JP mecha. Del Toro is a hack and the production companies he uses does most of the heavy lifting for his movies.

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>>219833257
Super dark times

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most of the examples itt are CGI laden spectacle shit flicks for children like shart wars that you've been somehow tricked into thinking are for grown men.

guardians of the reddit

>hating movies
lol

>the first Avengers movie
It was so bad I ignored Marvel until Infinity War.
>Toy Story 3
The movie just tries too hard to be emotional. Keep in mind I loved Toy Story and Toy Story 2.

>>219834748
for me it's after 2007

>>219838425
He moves pretty good for a 40 year old

>>219838983
He’s 27

>>219833257
Magnolia. A reddit tier recommendation before reddit was a thing. I remember nerds back in the aughts on forums were going nuts about it. DUDE IT RAINS FROGS! I felt like I fell into a circle where one popular person liked it, and everyone wanted to kiss that dude's ass and said they liked it too.

Longest boring 3 hours of my life with the most insufferable characters.

>>219838467

>loving movies
lol

>>219838352
I view it as kind of the opposite. All the good parts about american/jap mecha without the bad parts. Ideally it would be R-rated but beggers can't be choosers.

>>219837095
Nah, it's ass.

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>>219833257
the mcu spiderman movie where they brought back tobey maguire

>>219840481
maybe hate is too strong a word, but I felt embarrassed watching it nearly the whole time and left before it finished

>>219840235
Ok retard

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vile disgusting garbage
couldn't get past 10 min on both 1 and 2

>>219833257
All Ghiblislop tranime films.
Actually, just make that all tranime.

Most of Paul Thomas Anderson's filmography is overrated shite. Fight Club fucking sucks too.

>>219833257
Every Quentin Tarantino film.

Watching Longlegs made me angry. Whoever claimed it was like Silence of the Lambs: Fuck you

>>219833346
They didn't even put America Chavez on the poster its like they knew that character sucks and would drive audiences away

>>219833257
I made a Letterboxd Account just to rate Midsommar DC 0,5/5 Stars
tbf, it was the DC so maybe the TC was better but damn man...
>Look at this brutal face smashing OOHH and we zoom in isn't that shocking?! We are so shocking! And daring!
>What? Theme? Relevance to the plot? But haven't you seen how SHOCKING we are?!
Same with the homocide/suicide in the beginning, never any relevance for the plot
>B-But it made her got with him and..
Great, an 'and then' plot, sadly I can not rate a movie 0/5
I get irrational angry when ppl are claiming its one of there favs

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>>219833257
I hate all MCU slop movie but above all others, I fucking detest Guardians of the Galaxy. Fuck everybody who even thinks this worthless dreck is even "OK". Fuck you especially for trying to tell me that a movie that was so fucking boring I actually zoned out most of the second act was "fun".

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>>219841954
I love the first ten minutes because it shows MCU faggots how obnoxious their favorite series was to everyone who never gave a fuck about their funnybook opus...

LOOK AT ALL THESE AWESUM CHARACTERS! LOOK AT THEM QUIP! LOOK AT THE MAGIC SHIT THEIR POWERS DO! LOOK AT THEIR COLORFUL COSTUMES! ARE YOU PUMPED? ARE YOU AMPED?

>>219837522
I just dropped that shit half way through and never looked back

even now I regret watching so much of it

Wind River (2017) is a genuinely worthless movie.

- Jeremy Renner's ultra-badass sniper who saves the day by the power of lying in the snow is the single most eye-rolling self-insert I've ever seen.
- The super-tough lady FBI agent was literally too dumb and incompetent to live, but the movie itself somehow doesn't seem to see that.
- The bad guys were more cartoony than Spongebob.
- The figures and factoids about murders on Indian reservations are 100% made up.
- If you can't tell that "Indian girl" is actually and obviously Chinese, I don't know what to tell you.
- The movie looks like shit, is less realistic than capeslop, and every character is utterly ridiculous.
- The underlying themes are such a weird stew of "White Man BAD!" and "White Saviour Saves Them All!" that watching it is the thematic equivalent of drinking a sardine milkshake.

I can't believe that even the tasteless pseuds don't see it.

>>219833257
>slop
this meme has gotten out of containment and now it's not even food related

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>>219837522
>"There's a timeline where people have...GET THIS...hot dog hands!"
Never watched it. Never will.

>>219833333
... Doesn't it also turn out that his daughter was one of the robbers?

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Nothing to do with Spacey, I just found it dumb and pretentious.

Hidden Figures

The author of the book it was based off wrote a damning review for The Guardian (the wokest newspaper ever) about how the writers obviously didn't even thumb through his book and how literally everything in the movie is made up.

>>219834894
Sad but true

>>219835343
>The Substance
>No subtlety at all
...One might almost say that it lacked...
Depth.

Atomic Blonde.
Holy shit it's shit.

>>219843967
there was that one set piece scene that kinda made it worth the watch

Blade Runner 2049. What a huge fucking nothingburger of a movie.

>>219843592
the only movie ever made where every single character is loathsome

>>219833257
Schindler's list or any Baal worshippers propaganda and fake history.

Also K-drama and Korean Media in general
It's the epitome of goyslop, they perfected the formula of slop without realizing the main ingredient is soul "they don't have it"

>>219834894
it's good but turned into the ultimate pseudo-original normie favorite

>>219844251
well, besides pulp fiction

>>219833346
This one is tragic because you can feel which parts were Raimi's and which was reshot by marvel spreadsheet people.

>>219834960
Stfu Jordan. Fucking scammer. You’re spiritually a jeet.

>>219843355
Front top right
The schemer
Middle
The wanderer
Left
The joyful
Bottom
The embracer

Which one would you pick in your rpg journey, anons?

>>219836116
This. At least bad movies are memorable and sometimes being talked about. Netflix slops are just time wasting money sinks

>>219843473
We were calling everything processed “goyslop” on /fit/ what feels like ten years ago or more. Then one day everybody on 4chan was saying it. Then they cut off the “goy” part and now EVERYONE is saying it.

>>219845557
/fit/ always used terms that old miscer forums invented decades ago, everything copies something else

>>219845589
Well that’s true

>>219843473
slop is one of the best internet/4chan slang words there are. It's not going anywhere.

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>uh le suicide is le only answer
>le darkness defeats le light
Fuck this edgy piece of nonsensical garbage and fuck Correddit Mccarthy

>>219833257
Rise of the Skywalker

What a shit film.

>>219833257
Ghostbusters 2016, the Black Christmas 2019 remake, Birds of Prey and the Emancipation of one Harley Quinn, Star Wars sequels, Get Out, Nope, Us, The Society of Magical Negroes, The Bride, Poor Things, Gummo, No Time to Die, Madam Web, The Marvels, Black Panther, Turning Red, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, The Many Saints of Newark, Elemental, Thor Love and Thunder, Ant-Man Quantumania, Minecraft, Super Mario Galaxy, The Hurricane, every Disney live-action remake, and Superbad.

>hear how get out was one of the greatest horror films ever made
>watch it
>it's just AYO WYPIPO BE CRAZY N SHIT DAWWWWG THEY FINNA BE STEALING OUR CULCHA DAWG

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These are my least favorites of all time
Denis Villeneuve is a hack and Blade Runner 2049 was a fluke

>>219846767
>AYO WYPIPO BE CRAZY N SHIT DAWWWWG THEY FINNA BE STEALING OUR CULCHA DAWG
Guessing this type of simple minded slop got about a 98% positive rate from "professional critics."
It'd be interesting to see a decent filmmaker's take on how white liberals honestly view and treat blacks though, but how would that ever happen?

>>219833322
Check'd. I did not hate it but it came out during a surprisingly good year for movies and won the major awards which it did not deserve. There was a stretch of time where every movie that was the most awarded had something to do with "artists" like The Artist, Argo, La La Land, Green Book, etc.

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>>219833343
>a movie about Broadway theater. There aren't enough of those.

This is a really good one I saw once. I don’t really like broadway but I love Cagney

>>219833257
Hope Floats. Even the title is amazingly bad.

>>219833322
fpbp

OP if your goal was to get brainlets to self-report hats off to you

>>219836932
Yea, I went into Oppenheimer expecting at least one scene where a nuke goes off in a Japanese city. Maybe two. Instead we got that. Oppenheimer was a fucking prank

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>>219833257
>SFW
Tryhard 90s edgeslop that thinks it's way cooler than it is, and filled with weird continuity errors. Really, my biggest pet peeve with any movie is when it thinks it's way cooler or more profound than it is.
>Crash 2004
Le racism bad movie with shit dialog and a deus ex machina ending. The most undeserved Oscar win in history.
>Dark Knight Rises
Memes aside, it's boring, plodding, filled with characters that you could write out and change nothing in the story. Nolan had a good thing going with the first two films and just fumbled it in the end
>Evan Almighty
Nowhere near as charming as Bruce and shows why side characters even if they're funny should stay to the side and never be promoted as protagonists. Way too cutesy and "nice" that it renders any humor as flat.
>Alice in Wonderland 2010
Tied with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as the most by the numbers Tim Burton movie ever made. Depp acts like a retard, and the OFF WITH HIS HEAD bullshit was obnoxious to the point where you could tell it was written with the intent of being "catch phrase". Walked out during the retarded river dance scene at the end.
>>219837845
>Godzilla (1998)
Only movie I've seen in a theater that was too loud too enjoy.

>>219848737
I haven't heard anyone mention Evan Almighty is a long long time.

>hateful eight
watched it with family, including the bbc scene and the awful over the top murder at the ending

>>219848893
I got dragged to see it with my parents and thought it was ass.

>>219836846
>and realizing that the entirety of the US since at least 1900s was a zionist controlled project, I can't watch movies any more new or old.
Okay, so you're retarded, good to know.

>>219836873
>The Conjuring, Insidious
These are good though.

>>219836873
The Exorcist was a great movie, but it inspired an entire genre of rip-off crap. I’m so sick of horror movies that think scary catholic imagery is a plot

>>219848964
I wish I were exaggerating but I'm not.
Watch Hollywoodism:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXeHnvImcMk

The rot goes deep, all the way to the very beginning of Hollywood. The sacred roots of America are tainted as Alexander Dugin says. Follow it up with some Adam Curtis documentaries, Hitler speeches, and Predictive History lectures.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l5AiZ8uvfo
We are literally reliving the events that led up to the third reich.

>>219848994
I think he might've been talking about the sequels because they get increasingly sloppified the further you go from the originals. They're desperate attempts to milk the success of the originals as much as they can while offering nothing new or interesting, and in fact making things increasingly dumber. It's sloppification in action: 'this formula works and people like it so let's just mass produce tons and tons of it while not changing much beyond just the surface elements to create the illusion of something new'. And people love it. They either can't tell that it's the same thing only worse, or they don't care.

>>219833275
fpbp I've long given up on movies. Any time I give one a chance out of boredome I end up cutting them off 5 or 10 minutes in.

>>219833784
>The Substance for one of the dumbest, most pointless and insufferable movies in recent years
to this day I still can't tell if the praises are 3rd degree irony or if the average movie goers is that terminally brain fried. What a fucking pile of nonsensical trash that would have been sold for 2 bucks in a bargain bin 30 years ago.

>>219836232
the first one was great, just like the first final destination. all the sequels missed the point and became all about cheap and dumb shock value.

Any christopher nolan film, they're so boring

>>219848675
you sound like you clapped at the end of Mother you insufferable nigger

>>219849198
>We are literally reliving the events that led up to the third reich

Thank FUCK. Finally some hope!

>>219849198
>Alexander Dugin
Another retard.

>Hollywoodism
A documentary that's based on the book "An Empire of Their Own"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Empire_of_Their_Own

Which leaves out the rather uncomfortable fact for philo-semitics like Neal Gabler who wrote it, that the overwhelming majority of directors for films were Christian or Catholic. Obviously the jews had influence in what kinds of projects they wanted to make, but it was largely dictated by market pressure and cultural appeal. Secondly, that documentary states itself that they deliberately wanted to impose a non-Jewish idealized version of the American dream. In reality, Hollywood's output reflected what audiences paid for: escapist, aspirational entertainment during the Depression, wars, and social change. Pre-existing American cultural ideals (self-reliance, optimism, moral decency) were already widespread; films amplified them commercially.

Motion pictures were invented by non-Jews: Thomas Edison developed key early technology in the U.S.; the Lumière brothers (French) pioneered public screenings. Early U.S. film production involved diverse pioneers including D.W. Griffith (non-Jewish). The major studios Gabler focuses on (Paramount by Adolph Zukor, MGM by Louis B. Mayer, Warner Bros., Fox, Universal, Columbia by Harry Cohn) were indeed founded or dominated by Jewish immigrants in the 1910s–1920s. But this was the studio system in Hollywood, not the invention of cinema itself. The "Hollywood" that Jews built and ran was a dominant portion of the studio system during its golden age, but the industry as a whole was never their exclusive creation, nor exclusively under their (jewish) influence.

Lastly, they competed fiercely against each other, not as a unified ethnic bloc. Gabler's "empire of their own" phrasing (drawn from his LA Times interview) dramatizes their hunger for assimilation, but the historical driver was capitalism in an unregulated new industry.

>>219849582
>they deliberately wanted to impose a non-Jewish idealized version of the American dream
While this was true at some point, the mandate changed within their very lifetimes. The period between earnest portrayal and social activism was barely a blip. Also there was a lot of syncretization going on during this period where a lot of the values of America were brought into the fold and coopted, to the degree you can't trust anything you see coming out from Hollywood as an accurate portrayal of America or American values except those movies that were critical of the entire industry and of America itself. It's all an illusion, a simulation, a matrix, most of which didn't and never existed in reality. The east coast film industry contribution was insignificant.

>>219833700
It's hard to hate the originals for me because I grew up with them even if they're not that great

Any movie where Sean Penn plays a retard/homosexual or something adjacent to those

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>>219849890
> Also there was a lot of syncretization going on during this period where a lot of the values of America were brought into the fold and coopted, to the degree you can't trust anything you see coming out from Hollywood as an accurate portrayal of America or American values except those movies that were critical of the entire industry and of America itself.
The ideals America holds today; rugged individualism, optimism, the freedom to express yourself, opposition towards the ruling class, and entrepreneurship, are all older than the immigration of jews into America, and were not created by Hollywood.

Similarly, you can find a bunch of books detailing "Who shaped hollywood". Here is was the Italians:
https://play.google.com/store/books/details/Giuliana_Muscio_Napoli_New_York_Hollywood?id=OgY1EAAAQBAJ&utm_source=chatgpt.com

Here it was an interplay between America and Europe through trans-atlantic trade:
https://orcabooks.com/book/9798855800562?utm_source=chatgpt.com

And then you had the Legion of Decency, which was a prominent, social cohort, that actively protested and ignored movies which priests claimed to be anti-Christian or against Christian morals:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Legion_of_Decency

Gabler is a jew, and as a jew, he is hungry to lay claim to some level of influence that his people have had due to their overwhelming lack of influence historically. Much like the blacks. It's the same deal with the porn industry. Everyone goes on and on about jews in the porn industry, but if you actually look at it, Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler; all were non-jewish owned pornographic enterprises, and were the largest, most foundational works in building the industry; despite the inordinate influence of jews within it as middle-men, producers, and distributors.

Furthermore, this angle only works if you consider audiences passive, rather than active. Movies fail or succeed based off their appeal to audiences, not the other way around.

>>219849558
sorry my smooth brained fella but the only Mother I've seen is the one directed by Bong Joon-ho

>>219850123
So any movie Sean Penn is in?

>>219848675
We've got a real cinéaste in the house guys. Watch out!

>>219850169
>The ideals America holds today; rugged individualism, optimism, the freedom to express yourself, opposition towards the ruling class, and entrepreneurship, are all older than the immigration of jews into America, and were not created by Hollywood.
We were only talking within the context of Hollywood so far. When you realize virtually all Hollywood movies spanning from since the 1920s to today were carefully curated psyops to make the audiences at the time gradually more and more sympathetic to the plight of Jewish Americans it really kills the majority of interest in pursuing the industry.
Not the entire medium thankfully. British movies and some a handful of American media that escaped the producer's creative control clutches can still be enjoyed whole-heartedly, but it's not many.

I will say that outside of the confines of Hollywood the American values are still not saved, since if you go back to the founding fathers their roots were tainted at the source.
Founding fathers for instance were freemasons (bad), deists (good), holding Calvinist attitudes (bad). The puritans were heretical Christian sects that broke away from the Anglican/Catholic faith, and their craziness is responsible for all evangelicalism and megachurches we have today. Really the rot goes all the way back to the British and Dutch east indies companies, since the VoC was essentially a Jewish state within the Dutch Republic, and the Glorious Revolution signaled a marriage between this Jewish state and the English empire.
So you'd have to go back as far as 1688 in the anglosphere, 1602 in the dutch sphere, and even further back for the rest of the European countries.

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>>219850169
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She Hulk

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>>219850749
>all Hollywood movies spanning from since the 1920s to today were carefully curated psyops
Except they weren't. They were crafted to make money, primarily.

>to make the audiences at the time gradually more and more sympathetic to the plight of Jewish Americans
Jewish Americans' "plight" as immigrants was largely relatable because we had large influxes of Irish immigrants, who were still largely first or second generation, alongside Italians, and then the Polish, Greeks, and Germans. It's not a "psyop", it's sociology. Secondly, a lot of those "psyopping jews" married non-jewish women, particularly Catholics. They were assimilating, despite what that try-hard professor jew, who was criticized for his meandering ahistorical text mind you, would otherwise say:
https://www.commentary.org/articles/anita-grossman/an-empire-of-their-own-how-the-jews-invented-hollywood-by-neal-gabler/?utm_source=chatgpt.com

>Founding fathers for instance were freemasons (bad), deists (good), holding Calvinist attitudes (bad). The puritans were heretical Christian sects that broke away from the Anglican/Catholic faith, and their craziness is responsible for all evangelicalism and megachurches we have today.
Okay, but I don't care what your personal opinions are of their religious background. Your opinion on whether they were good or bad holds zero sway with me.

>Really the rot goes all the way back to the British and Dutch east indies companies, since the VoC was essentially a Jewish state within the Dutch Republic, and the Glorious Revolution signaled a marriage between this Jewish state and the English empire.
The VOC collapsed in 1799, barely two decades after U.S. independence. The EIC was still active, but it was a British state-backed monopoly, not an American partner. Then you also had the Boston Tea Party involved tea shipped by the British East India Company. So even in your crudely constructed conspiracy, the US still rejected the "jewish empire" at their founding.

>>219850252
nta, but what movies ITT should anons not dislike?

>>219850970
Are you trying to say that researching things is now bad?

>>219850970
Every single time I post in a thread, or see a thread like this, I always see absolute retards spouting nonsense. Every, single, day. I'm not Hercules. I'm not going to go through the 12 Labors of wasting my precious time finding sources to debunk the endless tide of utter garbage shit that fills this website at every waking hour of the day, because he happened to go down a rabbit hole of some blogs made by people just as schizo as he is. If you don't want to do the research yourself, prepare to get ChatGPT'd.

>>219851237
It's a Low IQ signifier. People see ChatGPT and they instantly fly into a rage. I mostly ignore it and continue anyways.

>>219851208
>Except they weren't. They were crafted to make money, primarily.
If you weren't living in this generation you'd make the same argument about movies made today. Except you know they aren't and most movies operate at a loss. More movies were made that you can ever have dreamed of since the 1920s that are forgotten but instrumental in slowly socially engineering the audience. Audiences were just as stupid then as they are today btw. Think of Coachella, a Lady Gaga concert, or a Kpop concert today. That's what Hollywood was back then. They weren't any more refined or sophisticated or discerning as audiences today.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXeHnvImcMk&t=1959

There were definitely overlapping ideals, but that doesn't change who was in charge of dictating the agenda. This is important because that's how you get to situations like today where Israel is the greatest ally that can do no wrong. Is Hollywood respecting the wishes of all the other ethnic minorities for Israeli money to stop interfering in US politics or for Israel to stop committing genocides in the middle east? No.

>The VOC collapsed in 1799, barely two decades after U.S. independence.
The Jewish capitalists changed hosts in 1688 from VoC to EIC and Bank of England.
>The EIC was still active, but it was a British state-backed monopoly, not an American partner.
That's where 'magnates' like Rockerfeller, Carnegie, Vanderbilt, Morgan come in. They were front men for 'British' capital at the time used to infiltrate US markets at a time when the US was still hostile to England.

>>219834696
>Agree that EEAAO is shitty, but niot because of your bullshit reasons.
i dislike the majority of movies to the point where I stopped watching movies all together. everything shit all at once was a movie I enjoyed watching. It's not perfect but it was more entertaining than that majority of gay slop out there. Just finished bone temple and it was utter shite.

>>219849334
it's not the movies anon, it's (You) who's grown jaded and bitter. happens to the best of us

>>219851759
many such cases, like myself for instance, true and sad. to be fair, there is a good movie once every 3 or 4 years.

>>219852097
There are so many great movies that were made between 1930-1970 and even a few good ones from 1970-2000. Then once you manage to watch all of those you have to start reading books.

>>219851667
I’m so glad I’m not a pisslamist and I don’t sit around seething about kikes all day long.

>>219833275
fpbp

thread over, OP. Pack it up and let it go.

>>219852698
We haven't even gotten to the military entertainment complex part of the demoralization yet:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCPYKEPC5CI

>>219852637
i ve already moved to reading books and it's actually even worse because you have to commit 40 hours to read this book instead of 2hours of watching a movie. Ultimately books result in a better experience.

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>>219852097
It doesn't necessarily last forever. It's been about two years for me being jaded and bored of film, but I'm coming back around. Just try not to consume too much slop in the meantime.

>>219833257
Buckaroo Banzai. The original quirk chungus bullshit.

>>219833333
Unchecked

>>219852844
For me the main issue is that books take so long to finish that I’m constantly starting new books while I’m in the middle of old books. I often end up reading three or four books simultaneously, which is retarded

>>219833257
Joker 2 is pure evil in every single way. Exists solely to tear down the vulnerable men the first appealed to, and flooded this site with unfunny fag rape memes.

>>219836845
Gilbert's morbidly obese mother and retarded-but-still-hot little brother were literally taking turns slicing off pieces of Johnny Depp and cooking and eating it.

>>219833499
That'll do it

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>>219853759
Why are you spammimg this everywhere?

Is this a tranny false flag to make us more weary of people who think trannies are annoying freaks than the trannies themselves.

>>219853759
How can you tell if some random internet person is a tranny? Do trannies have their own unique way of typing?