Ancient Egyptian smoked salmon
>>219833432I bet my left nut that this guy eats people like that Armie Hammer guy
>>219833432He's got a taste for dick that's for sure.
>>219833432My favorite homo, his show is great.
He is not gay.
>>219833496I don't care if he is, I would gladly spend a day hanging out with him and his gay boyfriend eating food
>>219833432The Roman honey-drizzled dates with crushed nuts stuffed in them actually looks good, and I normally don't like dateshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u08Dbm4pATw
>>219833551>sees a gay man and immediately starts thinking about dates
>>219833432More like ancient Egyptian smoked pole
>>219833496he's literally married to a beaner dude
>>219833599>jo señor your cock-aracha is so grandé
CLACK CLACK
>>219833432It’s funny how one look at his eyes can tell you he sucks cock
for me it's Internet Shaquille
>>219833659
>>219833674Opening line to your biography
Has anyone ever tried the recipes from his book?
>>219834377No, I don't like destroying food.
Stopped watching after I learned he's an assmuncher.
>>219834552kek
Started watching after I learned he's an assmuncher.
>>219833432it makes /tv/ uncomfortable that a fag can be such an upstanding guy, completely breaks their world view where such people must be morally deranged.
He uses the same camera filter that I see in porn. The one that makes girl's eyes all big and sparkly while they're giving blowjobs. It's kinda weird seeing that same filter on a man doing a YouTube cooking channel.
>>219834377i made the pumpkin cheesecake for the pope. it was good, but not actually anything particularly spectacular. it was basically just pumpkin pie with that ricotta/marscapone aftertaste.
>>219833731kek
>>219835031Can you trust opinions on the taste of food from a man who likes other men’s cock and balls in his mouth?
>>219833441The only thing he eats is his asian twink bf's ass.
>>219835806dick tastes better than pussy.
>>219833432I hate how he messes up when thickening something with eggs and doesn't start over
>>219835849How would you know? You don’t get either
>it's another "we don't really have a recipe so we just make something up"- episodeThose are objectively the worst
>>219834377I made this once for my annual Kingdom of Heaven rewatch night. The taste of the sauce was very unusual but pretty good nontheless.https://youtu.be/16Ityys4dx4?si=4qN1l8bJO2KW87AU
>/tv/ sees a moderately good looking man>immediatly 80% of the posts include homoerotic fantasies
Stopped watching when I learned he's gayStarted watching again when I learned he's a top
>>219835867For me the worst ones are where the recipe is only like 100 years old.Americans are a people without heritage and that’s why they all obsess over being 1/16 Irish or whatever the fuck. I personally own 2 cookbooks around 100 years old, and not as any sort of novelty, just because the way they cooked back then is similar to how we cook nowAny video where he’s talking about recent history the cooking is a write-off and you’d better hope he can make the history interesting
>>219835906He’s openly gay and has on occasion referred to his “husband”>>219835910>he's a topBullshit
>>219835906He's a known butt pirate.
>>219835936To be fair, the stuff from the 50's is objectively wild.
>>219835910Where did you learn that?
>so over half of the ingredients aren't listed, hard to get or extingt, so let's just replace them with random shit
>>219835949>>219835967Okay, point still stands, why does /tv/ obsess about cocksucking fantasies when seeing a gay dude cook?
>>219833432I like his channel but I wish he spent a bit more time with the actual dish instead of leaving the tasting it part to like the last 5% of the video after spending 15 minutes talking about random shit.that said I think his videos are pretty well made compared to a lot of shit on YouTube, though he's a bit douchey. Still, the topics he picks are sometimes neat I think.Like I wouldn't mind getting his book for $3 to read while taking a shit and never actually using it as a cookbook you know, so you could say I'm a fan.
>>219836015You ask a lot of questions, boy.
>>219835867>>219836011>weird turdies can’t understand EnglishEvery time
>>219836015because he's hot and I want to Sexo with Maxo??? What a retarded question
>>219836064>leaving the tasting it part to like the last 5% of the videoyeah this is slightly annoying, but I enjoy the history section the most desu so the food is just the icing on the cake The last episode when he tried the food for a bit longer was quite refreshing though, so maybe doing it for an extra few minutes would be good
for me it's the Anti-Chef
I enjoyed his Sugar Plums Christmas video but the rest of his videos are 2deep4me
>>219833731lol
>>219836064I thought the same in the beginning, but then I've come to accept that his channel is really more of a history trivia channel loosely based on cooking and its traditions rather than the cooking itself. And honestly that's fine, because there's enough cooking channels already and most people weren't gonna cook it anyway. People are hating on him for often replacing ingredients but you can tell he really makes an effort to seek out and read lots of authentic sources for his research and that's more important to me anyway.
>>219833496>I am not GAY>I have relationships with WOMEN>and SEX with men
>>219836335Understandable, have a good day.
>>219833432I hate that overly manicured look some homosexual men have, where they try to make themselves look like a Ken doll.
>>219836996A lot of men in general have this, it's not really an explicitly gay thing.
>>219833432this is the thread /tv/ needs right nowGarum gang.
>>219837106Garum bros... our time has come.
Seems like a nice guy, the few videos I've watched were interesting. Hard to believe he's 43, I'd you'd told me he were in his late 20s I'd have believed you.
What is it with being a youtube chef and taking it up the ass?
>>219836064>>219836924>his channel is really more of a history trivia channel loosely based on cooking and its traditions rather than the cooking itselfThis he's a historian first and foremost and his research is pretty good. Watch his videos on WWII he avoids a lot of the sensationalism and sticks to facts
I like his videos but I'm more interested in the history than the cooking itself.
>>219836064Tasting the food is the most subjective part of the episodes though. How much time do you want him to spend on describing the flavor? I mean in the end it's either good or not so good. I don't really want to watch the homo chew for 15 minutes and describe every bite. A quick "yeah this is good I would make this again" or "no this kinda tastes like my mexican husband's ass after taco tuesday" is good enough.
he certainly checks trivago
>>219837450kek
>ywn travel around the world collecting ancient recipes at day and fuck your pokemon obsessed boyfriend in your luxury cruise cabin at nightIt's not FAIR
>>219837193>six million?
>>219837193one of the things i like the most about the history stuff is how much he uses primary sources and doesnt just try to summarize wikipedia in his own words. he's also fair and acknowledges when there are parts that we just dont know, or gives multiple possible versions equal tellings.
>>219835822It's a beaner he's married to.
don't diss our fag he's based
>>219837193>no concentration camp buffet episode
>>219835910Oh so he's like Andy Dick?
Who's that one cooking channel with the wojak profile picture who speaks in monotone?I hate that faggot so much
>>219837671He has a "poolside at Auschwitz" margarita recipe video
>>219837193His "eating on a WWI U-boat" video is interesting. Honestly life on one of those sounds like hellhttps://youtu.be/XBzrfRKOPSU?si=aqNNDP2g1phakLaQ
>>219837811Futurecanoe?I think his voice is hilarious but yeah his schtick is kinda annoying.
>>219833682Gay Luigi
he's a faggotI prefer pic relatedI just dont trust americans with cooking. If the guy making food doenst have an accent I cant trust them with food or history
>>219835875>annual Kingdom of Heaven rewatch nightI kneel, me lord
Anyone watch Sandwiches of History? Pretty basic premise and set up but the dudes videos are addictive. Plus there's some hilariously bad historical sandwiches but also a bunch of them sound really goodhttps://youtu.be/BpEfINt4B8I?si=6GgLL6THH_SHQdQi
>>219833432Smoked tubesteak with the cream of Sum-Yung-Gai.
>>219838160That dude looks gayer than the other fag
>>219838160Nice blog, yurofaggot.
>the baked apples desert served to first class passengers on the titanic>al capones stew>cowboy pork and beans>high school cafeteria sloppy joesThese are the ones I want to try.>chef boyardi pasta sauceI've made this, it's really good.
>>219838207>high school cafeteria sloppy joesI make those all the time it's super easy and better than the seasoning packets or canned stuff
>>219838160>Youtube Shorts niggerThis one aint it chief
Medieval japanese loaded fries
>>219834377I made the Halloween Cookies. They were pretty good. I make them every year now. (I replaced raisins with chocolate chips because fuck raisins desu) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpWdzXJObZ0
>>219837487as someone whos travelled the world i can say going there is both not worth it and no different to looking at pictures of the places on your computer. think about it, how much time would you spend looking at the pyramids? once you take your photos, you will start to think "ok where to next?"
>>219837487Go be gay somewhere else.
>>219838383What's the pussy game like in Egypt? I'd see the pyramids and then fuck sand nigger pussy.
>>219838459i was about to say id never had sex with an egyptian but then i remembered i have (though not in egypt). her prostitute name was cleopatra too. no idea what prostitution is like in egypt.
>>219833432hes one of those so called "based" fagshes obviously a bit fruity, but he never brings it up and doesn shove his faggotry in your faceand his content is top-tier, love that lil homo
>>219838459Its easier to fuck sandniggers in Europe than in the the source countries
>>219838175I like when he makes disgusting sandwiches from the 1800shttps://youtu.be/7NkxiKA_Hqc?si=gixjhWoMKPgKyW52
>>219833496He was way too fruity to not be gay when he was still an unknown channel.
>>219833459>>219833599Is he top or bottom?
>>219835031Wrong. He only reinforces my world view that bing a faggot homosexual is entirely a fetish and a choice.
>>219835031>it makes /tv/ uncomfortable that a fag can be such an upstanding guy, completely breaks their world view where such people must be morally deranged.only leftshits think that exceptions destroy statistics because they literally believe everyone that disagrees with them is a cartoon villain, so "the other side" must believe the same! (notice the low iq thinking that can't extrapolate beyond their own emotions)not all gay faggots diddle kids, but a lot of kid diddlers are gay faggots and were diddled as a kid.also, even though the cook guy is not a predator, he is indeed "morally deranged" since he literally gets a man's cock pistoned into his rectum where shit comes from all the time.
>>219839367Sandwiches of History guy isn't a fag as far as I know he doesn't really talk about his relationships or sex life but he did mention his wife once i'm pretty surehttps://youtu.be/d9i6UzrtxqM?si=FJAwVEbNBJfN16eP
>>219833432He could have at least bleached some proper east asian twink bussy instead of this creatura's.
>>219835972Mostly because Refrigeration and Invention of powdered gelatine. Allowed people who rememberd the Great Depression and children of these people to have foods that were reserved for the upper classes. Really also due to that the modern idea of consumerism started.
>>219839617hes not much of a ricefag
>>219834377Made that HOBO stew. Made it too spicy but I got where it was comming from and if was very fillingMade that French McnCheese. Was also good but never found the time to do it again. I have to try to make that Shogun food.
>ninja energy ballsDid he get pranked?
How does gay men always have perfect skin? Is it just make up.
>>219839958Semen is actually really good for your skin.
>>219839958considering he's mildly fat it's not because of a healthy diet, could be makeup indeed
People keep trying to make hating this guy a meme here and on /his/ and I don't really know why, he seems like a very nice, inoffensive person who makes fun content.My only complaint is he focuses a bit too much on ancient mesopotamia, I'd love to learn more about what the ancient native americans, africans, and seas were eating, without modern ingredients im sure it was super exotic and alien
>>219840193you are mistaking him, theres another guy that do similar videos, some foreigner i think, and he does lots of messopotamian stuffthe fag is based, no one really hates him, but he rarely does that region
>>219840276Oh you're right lol my bad. They're both pretty good though
>>219833682Married to Lana Del Rey
>>219833481one of the only good channels on modern youtube
>>219835031mom, anon is making up stories again
>>219833432Why is gayface a thing? People point to gays making other gays by touching young boys but the gayface, that's biological no? Or does the initial molesting fuck with the hormones in such a way that it really alters what their faces grow into?
>>219841302That's a good question, tell us from your own experience, slut.
>>219841330Unfortunately anon I always relocate after I rape a couple of boys after dark, I don't keep track of them and their development or pay much attention to their faces before the sodomy in order to conduct a thorough enough research to pass a peer review.I have no recollection of being raped by a older man in my childhood - although now that you've mentioned it, there is a strange void in my memory of what I am told was a sweltering summer in 2007. That's downright peculiar
>>219835669whore
>>219841398What were you wearing that summer, you slut?
im so completly burnt out on youtube.i dont care about any youtube videos or who they are sponsored by.if youre watching videos on 2x speed and you arent a livestreamer you brain will get fried into chonic depression and youll only be shitposting and watching channels on cytube.
Why are gay dudes who don't make fucking manbutt and sucking dick their whole personality so rare? Why does it seem like every faggot needs to tell the whole world, needs to embrace the LGBTQ cult shit, needs to be a degenerate at every opportunity? Like Lee Pace, bro just wanted to act and fuck dudes in his personal life, but that pedophile faggot Ian McKellen just HAD to out him because....? Straight dudes who make their entire personality about fucking chicks are lame as fuck, yet we're just supposed to "accept" flamboyant faggots as anything other than insufferable sexual deviants?
>>219841867Your YouTube feed must be fucked because you click on shitty videos then. Mine is nothing but interesting historical channels, mostly about the age of sail submarines, and 1930s cartoons and old silent films
>>219841867yngmi
>>219841867here's what I watch and rewatch, literally my entire day on youtube.>tough crowd>FMV game quicklooks with pre marriage Vinny>Honeycomb Hideout the O and A 24/7 stream (dead now)>Tim Dillon's podcast>Jim Norton's podcast where he claims his tranny is a wife>12 hour airplane noise>12 hour train noise>12 hour rain noise>12 hour river noisecoupled with an adblocker I am having a pretty good time on youtube honestly. Your brain being fried is your own doing.
Real cook niggas know Fallowchefs the actual real deal. If you cook a meal like this for a girl you will get pussy
>>219833432>the recipe calls for this but i couldn't get that>so it's telling me to do it this way... i'm not gonna do that cus it'd take too longwtf is the point
>>219841302>Why is gayface a thing? presumably something hormone related that happens in the womb
>>219842216cook like Alton Brown cooks if you want real tight young cunt
>>219842216he looks like a bong
>>219842203If ad free is what your after, every old Love Line episode with Adam Carolla and Dr Drew is ad free. Hundreds of hours of radio
>>219842203you watch four 12 hour videos per day?
>>219842389I've listened to LL from time to time. I think Dr Drew is a closeted faggot and Adam is annoying. But I hear you. It's listenable. Some of the calls are actually good. I hate Drew honestly.
>>219842335a bong that actually can cook unlike hackfraud ramsay >>219842282Alton Brown always had an epstein island vibe
>>219842436No i have them playing in the background whilst I watch something else.
>>219842445Alton is just openly gay and an autist, but I dont get chomo vibes from him. His food is good.
>>219841880It's just like you said, there's straight examples for this too. Not ALL gay dudes are like this, but you naturally see more of this kind because they are more attention seeking while the rest keeps to themselves. You're absolutely not supposed to like them, you can even hate them, just like any other person who's behavior you dislike. It's just when you can't discern between individuals anymore and scream "KILL ALL FAGS" as soon as you read the word gay that you're a retard.
>>219842503oops he's married. oh well.
>>219842461autism
>>219842620How so?
>>219842445>a bong that actually can cookthat'll be the fuckin day kek
>>219842640it's okay; you're safe here
>>219842673How is watching tv while listening to the rain autistic?
>>219833432>"Now this recipe from 16th century Korea requires this thing I couldn't find so I just replaced it with onions sauce and parmesan">"Also I don't like this other ingredient so I will leave it out">"Anyway time to read off Wikipedia for ten minutes">"Eh, this doesn't really taste that good no idea why, see you next time">Repeat for 100+ episodesI appreciated him trying with the garum though
>>219841880>Why are gay dudes who don't make fucking manbutt and sucking dick their whole personality so rare?You're retarded, as expected of /tv/. You literally can't find them because they blend in. This exact thing has to be pointed out thousands of times because you people lack even the rudiments of common sense.
>>219842701why do you need to listen to rain sounds while you watch tv?
>>219836380this episode and the ninja episode are kino because he wastes so much time on objectively disgusting bullshit
>>219842778I don't. I enjoy the combination. It enhances the experience and blocks out external noise.
>>219842203so you're the retard who watches those cartoonishly long background noise slop videos? please jump in front of a train as soon as possible.
>>219842879your anger is both unnecessary and revealing.
Max Miller is my mom's FAVORITE youtuber. She asks me to put on the new episode whenever I visit to watch with her.
someone compile a master list of /tv/ approved food youtubers
>>219843067Do you guys fuck after?
>>219843127no that would be weird.
>>219833432Ex Disney. Struck off to build his own media brand. A classic American success story.
>>219835031>Literally zero posts disparaging him for actually being gay>Performative libcuck comes out of the woodwork to get offended over absolutely nothingWhy are they always like this?
>>219836064I’m guessing his analytics determine that the history portion gets more views than the cooking parts and tbf a lot of the recipes are either awful or just not feasible for the average person to make.
>>219833432He's so hot
>>219835822>>219837595he's a homo? unsubbed!
>>219844703Fake. If you watched him and couldn't tell he was gay you are actually retarded.
>>219844724So what if I am?
>>219836064He has said, if he had to he would drop the cooking and keep the history. Its a history channel grounded in a food context.
>>219842879White/brown noise like that is actually very good for sleeping.>>219842216>Just have a fully equipped Michelin star kitchen at home, bro.They make good food, but it's just not realistic for home cooking.
>>219836373He is my favorite sperg on youtube.
>>219844703resub, he's a top
>20 boards for random japanese culture shit and misc video game genres>still nothing to discuss youtube videosWhy
>>219842216>deep fry vegetables in butter >wow really brings out the subtle flavors
Hello this is Chef John from foo~d wishes dot com wi~th…everything bagel salmon bruschetta!ye~s that’s right! the on-the-go breakfast favorite in a bite sized form to share with friends! But they’re gonna be good enough to eat the whole plate to yourself. I won’t judge~
>>219833432Niggas be like “man I can’t believe he’s gay”The same niggas somehow not noticing that zesty twinkle in his eye when he’s tasting the food
>>219845580the zesty twinkle gives it away
based homo with a based show
>>219845459you're on it
>>219845856most the time they delete the threads and do sweeping bans of everyone posting in them.
>>219842731do you want him to be a time traveler?
>>219833599>marrying a Hispanic is inherently gay
>>219833731Lol
>>219839164How so?
>>219838160>receding euro fag that looks gayer than an actual gay
>>219833731Underrated
>>219845874The Oscars are moving to YouTube, and YT even has actual movies and tv channels.The Janees being dumb doesn't mean YouTube isn't the new tv
>>219833731Gottem.
>>219841880It's called being gay-straight versus straight-gay. Gay-straights have gay friends that keep their fairness in check and knock down their confidence; straight-gays are surrounded by straight women and are the token fag of the group, but in virtue of being a man, is inherently more funny, confident and indulgent in hobbies than any of them, thus his ego is inflated beyond normal tolerances.
>>219833496He's just keeping up appearances for the folks next door
>>219833432I like his channel, i especially enjoyed his Titanic videos.
>>219841880well crafted bait, almost got a genuine reply from me
>>219840193The thing is Max needs ancient recipes written down. What written language did Native Americans or Africans have? The only Native American dishes he's done have been from what was written from European Colonists or Explorers
>>219835669I never would have guessed he was gay and I have his book>Xochi <3
>>219839617Oxford Asian study ahh post.
>>219839617Poor guy probably just suffered twink death. He's lucky he landed a stud like Max before that.
>>219843080Max Millar - time for historydobrovolskyichef - when he actually cooksnotoriousfoodie - supposedly an amateur but I don't believe thatbayashi_tv - if only for his constant torturing of the lionfield boysjose.elcook - and his molcaheteandy_cooks - for general cooking info as well as the recipesfallowchefs
>>219847653Damn.You're probably right.His teeth imperfection probably wouldn't have been much of an issue(charming even) in his late 20s when he had abs and didn't wear a cap inside to hide his hair or lack thereof.
god bless /tvck/
>>219843080>>219847875>forgetting /ourguy/, the soichad Adam this nigga doesnt season his board lmao
>>219833441>I bet my left nut that this guy eats people like that Armie Hammer guyThat's what got Iron Chef cancelled. Secret Ingredient Battle: HUMAN!
>>219844703You couldn't tell? He has that radiant glow in his eyes you only see in gay internet people. This guy has it too.I dunno what causes this. Probably poppers in a similar way aspirin changes your eyes.
>>219833731Include me in the screencap
>>219839617Man, that Latino homo lucked out. He's way out of his league.
>>219847653He'll dump him. Pick up a younger rice queen.
>>219838160EVERYONE HAS AN ACCENT YOU IDIOT IT COMES WITH YOUR ABILITY TO SPEAK
That other youtube chef is gay too, but not by choice
What was Townsends problem?
>>219841880On average gay men are socialized by women (even (sometimes especially) if molested by men). Women, by majority, see talking about having sex with men and general behavior related to that context to be very funny as well as leaning towards more feminine behaviors like gossip, indirect confrontation, and strong adverse manic reactions to attention. The result is gay men, on average, will skew towards feminine behaviors overall. Sometimes this is useful, a court fag/eunuch can make it clear when a woman is trying to exploit you. This is an increasingly niche requirement however due to informational hyperconnectivity permitting men to just learn to recognize these behaviors and wiles directly, so now we have a bunch of redundant court eunuchs just running around and being annoying.
>>219845580>>219848375my theory is it's not the eyes per say but the groomed eyebrows that give it away
Is it just me or does the way he chews food really annoy you guys too?
>>219848787he is a dainty man who is reacting for a camera
>>219848787Can't really blame him, I'd be awkward chewing alone in front of a camera as well.
>>219833432IGNORE SODOMITE ORDERS
