People ON THIS VERY BOARD tried to convince me not to watch this absolute cinema because there's a few lines you might be able to call "Reddit"I almost let them convince me, but they were showing it at a small local theatre rather than the 2 hours I usually have to drive for movies so I took the chance and I'm glad I did
>>219834102a small minority can be very loud. I hope you learn from this lesson.
>>219834102Remember that there are genuinely mentally ill people that post here who have not seen sunlight in a decade.
>>219834102MOM IM STILL AT IT STILL THEY THINK IM COOL NO REALLY
>>219835016>>219834999>>219834826>>219834102Shill campaign.
>>219834102There are like five Hail Mary threads right now, and even more during release.>>219834155>>219833592>>219834259>>219831345But the thing that made me watch it was actually the box office numbers. No matter the amount of shilling you do on an Azerbaijan goat milking forum, it won't translate to 500 million dollars worldwide. It's doing really well for a movie released during the non-summer season, especially since most people just wait for streaming these days. There's real interest in it because it's a well-made movie with universal appeal; it's a story about a great friendship in a unique setting.
>>219835032Nah nigger, I’m not getting paid.
WHY WAS ROCKY IN A SUIT ON HIS HOME PLANET AND GRACE WAS JUST BREATHING THE AIR WITH NO SUIT??
>>219835178It was honestly so nice to watch a modern bluckbuster that was very very good. That's was one of the best things I took away from it, that it's still possible to make kino.The Reddit thing is almost palpable but it barely detracts from the quality of everything else. Doesn't help that the movie has aggressively marketed itself as more quipslop.
>>219834102I can smell the reddit in you through the screen. Also the trailer alone confirm this as pure reddit
>>219835405You are retarded
>paying for a movie>leaving the house for a movie>enjoying a movieall reddit things
>no user reviews yet on IMDB>still being projected in cinema >will only find camrips if I look for it for nowI'll just wait, I don't trust critics. Or shills.
>>219835405They built a habitat for Grace on their homeworld, attempting to mimic Earth with sand and beaches
>>219835706retard
>>219834999I don't know what this "sunlight" thing is you're referring to, (is it anything like that "grass" stuff people are always going on about?), but it was worth watching DESPITE minor plebbitry. It's not the Second Coming of Christ though either.If you like something different, comfy feels, and don't mind a slow film, it's actually pretty tolerable. You don't need to rush to the cinema though, so your shillery has failed your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father.Does it mark some kind of turning point from the usual slop, (which is why a lot of people are interested in how this film does at the box office), well ... yes and no.This is where it gets too complicated for retards. Like how idiots don't understand that while you may never have Christopher Reeve Superman again, that doesn't mean that you can't have it it another form. People like that shit on a fundamental level, but there are 21st Century issues a modern Superman has to deal with. That doesn't mean you go the opposite direction into cynicism and Nolan up-its-own-arse-serious depressing grimdark or other forms of equal and opposite faggotry. James Gunn is a retard and he thinks he can just do some bland middle-of-the-road slop, which is ironically boring for similar reasons that trying to be 'inoffensive' makes shit lame and gay.Hail Mary is unapologetically what it is and leans in hard, without trying to be too performatively a 'muh science' film and that's what makes it good. The difference between old skool Star Trek, (unapologetic Space Cadet shit), and modern non-Trek, (performative 'I love science' garbage). The difference is exemplified by the phrase, "That's the power of math people!" In contrast to old skool technobabble actually based in some way on actual science, and dramatised appropriately, "I canna change the laws of physics Captain!"Hail Mary is just an unusual kinda interesting and optimistic First Contact scenario where everything goes WAY better than expected.
>>219835706Project.Hail.Mary.2026.1080p.IMAX.WEBRip.x265.HEVC.10Bit.Eng.DD.2.0.ViTOENCODE$
Whenever a watchable torrent comes out for any decent movie people start hating on it on/tv/.Same every time.PHM was supreme kino, it's a long movie but never felt like it, in fact it should've been a bit longer to flesh out stuff like the astrophage propulsion tech.
>>219834102Amaze! Amaze! Amaze!
>>219834102>there's a few lines you might be able to call "Reddit"Luckily I watched Russian dub that always eliminates modern western cringe so I never noticed it.
>>219834102The book was reddit but the movie did a good job cleaning up the dialogue and focusing on the core things on the book. Great movie.
This is my new favorite space movie after the Martian, Interstellar and Arrival
>>219836093>That doesn't mean you go the opposite direction into cynicism and Nolan up-its-own-arse-serious depressing grimdarkYou're unironically a manchild if you think Nolan is grimdark or Cynical. But then again you like Project Hail Mary. There's no bigger manchild trait than that.
>>219836910>actually defending Hack Nolan and his fart-huffing hackeryPathetic.
>>219836992Do you exclusively watch teletubbies and Dora the explorer? No wonder you Nolan is dark and scary. FYI, Nolan is in another stratosphere creatively compared to a talentless retard like Andy Weir.
It was meh.Ryan Gosling carried the movie.Be honest if they cast someone like Ben Shapiro as the lead none of you would give a shit about it.
>>219834102if you like this movie you are a reddit.that is the objective test in life.
so why didn't they show rockys "gf" cuz she never existed he was a liar gay incel like that rest of you queers no wonder you love this flick
>>219837093She was there at the end in the classroom.Rocky was a pedophile.
>>219837048Who knew that casting was part of movie making? Like how casting fat unattractive obnoxious cunts who can't act makes even an otherwise good script into a shitty movie? Thanks genius.
>>219837220A good movie is one where you can replace the lead with an ugly obnoxious actor and still be good.
>>219835405Come on anon wtfI hope it's bait
why didn't goose fuck the russian nazi milf on the boat was he gay
>>219836861I liked the million small references, they don't feel forced.
>>219837282Simplistic idea of how the art of movie making works.It's like saying all the effects look good in a Marvel movie so it must be good, while I still have people complaining about the timing of the odd quip ruining the film for them still ringing in my ears.Sure you can have a good written story, a good script, a good stage play, a good animation, but movies are working in more dimensions and can fail in them too. There are plenty of good stories/scripts that get fucked by bad directors, bad acting, bad production in general.
>>219837356>like saying all the effects look good in a Marvel movie so it must be goodNo exactly the opposite idiot, you're just proving my point.A good movie would still be a good movie with bad animation.
>>219837443>simplistic claptrap from an clueless retard
>>219834102>>219834826>>219834826>>219835178>>219835515Damm, Amazon shills really work don't they.
>>219837495they let you have internet access in the psych ward?
>POLICE STEADY WATCHIN ME>EVERY DAY THEY CLOCKIN ME
>>219837473PHM (the movie) has literally only one thing going for it, Ryan Gosling.Everything else is no different from dozens of other modern scifi slop we've seen. The Martian, 3 Body Problem (has portrayed by Netflix) etc.Suffers from the same non-serious approach to space, that missions are completed by [main character] and not a carefully planned collaborative effort, same shallow emotional notes in an attempt to manipulate the audience, etc.This is just Armageddon for zoomers instead of boomers.
OP just go to Reddit. You belong there.
>>219834102>>219834826>>219834999yup. i avoided fury road for a long time because /tv/ called it 'feminist trash' and i believed them. dont listen to these people on here so many of them are not even real
do you guys notice how redditshits have the mentality of 5 year old?" I like something therefore it is good."no self awareness or humility. no ability to reflect that an opinion is subjective.there is a reason why we are on this site, not reddit. go back there.
>>219834102Eh, every second line being some sort of quip kind of ruined it for me.
>>219837905We've received an influx of underageb&s recently. Here's one guy admitting he hasn't seen Home Alone 2, Jingle All The Way or Hook:>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/219819070/#219823824
>>219837905the irony of this post isn't lost on me
>>219837662A lot of bark and no bite. You echo a million voices who are too scared to throw their hat into the ring. Post a link to your ebook and I'll read it with a complete open mind. If you know how everything is wrong, you sure can write something where everything is fresh, right, and revolutionary.But you won't. You will age away complaining with no solutions and be buried with the regret of never having tried.
>>219838063Good scifi:Isaac AsimovArthur C ClarkRay BradburyGood scifi tv:Star Trek TNGThe Orville
>>219834102I'm simply not going to watch the wholesome chungus reddit movie
>>219838108Oh no
>>219835032Confirmed shill campaignMovies mid > I took a chance and I’m glad I did What a tool
>>219835405Have you ever seen the documentary bio-dome?
>>219835706Wow, so this is what it's like to be a publictracker pleb huh. Real humans got the webrip days ago.
>>219837662>that missions are completed by [main character] and not a carefully planned collaborative effortSo The Martian, a movie(and book) explicitly about a massive international effort to send the Mars ship and crew back to the planet to rescue Watney, which devotes significant amount of time to showing NASA's part including everything from PR management to random computer science guys, that film/book, fails to live up to your standard for a carefully planned collabourative effort? Have you considered that they aren't bad films with "shallow emotional notes", but rather you're just an anhedonic autist incapable of relating to other human beings? What am I saying, of course you're not considering that, you're a subnormal retard incapable of self-reflection.
>>219838462>defending the martian>the "I'm gonna have to science the shit of out of this" flickopinion discarded
>>219838078That's not what i asked. Create original content and post up or you are just a coward. I didn't ask for your mount Rushmore of sci fi, if you know what is good, then write it and publish. Constant complaining gets us nowhere
>>219838462There are some aspects of The Martian that are ok, but doesn't make up for the glaring flaws and lack of realism.And yes lack of collaborative effort because the overall message seeks to aggrandize the individual, which is dishonest at its core.A more realistic movie would be one where Matt Damon's character is barely hanging on and about to die, and the main characters are actually the people on earth who are working out the logistics to rescue him.This stuff is harmful irl too, especially when it translates to stuff like war. It's like a war movie where one soldier solos enemies. It misrepresents war just like it misrepresents space.Meanwhile irl war is like this:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swp6k6o9gy8
>>219838630Good scifi movie:ContactOnus is on you to post your own fanfic first.
>>219838691soldiers have solo won engagements against hundreds of people lots of times. cope and seethe anti-exceptionalist
>>219838715Those are all fairy tales, carefully penned by the MIC after said engagements.You are the poster child of sheeple.
>>219834102It's a good film. Massively overrated.The dialogue was painful at times. No character can speak normally. Every line has to be a quip or ironic sarcastic commentary.Also don't quite get how the ship was able to travel 11 light years in only 4 years without going ftl but I'm probably thinking about this more than the writers did
>>219836861>the MartianAlright. Basically the same level of quality as this, for different reasons (despite, y'know...)>InterstellarAbsolute trash. You should feel embarrassed>ArrivalAbsolute kino and probably the best scifi of the last 20 years
>>219837048>if they cast someone like Ben Shapiro as the lead none of you would give a shit about it.lmao, bro really thought he was cooking with this line
>>219838796You're a midwit if you think Interstellar is trash and then praise Arrival or fucking Andy Weir slop.
>>219838747I could take out 200 of you, easily
>>219838867Alright then livestream yourself enlisting to Ukraine, I'll wait.
>>219838863>seething pleblol
>>219838863Arrival completely butchered the short story it was based on. Interstellar is miles better.
>>219838820We get it, you like dick.
>>219838985>it's bad because it was different to something elseIs there a more brainlet film criticism? Let me guess, you're a comicbook manchild who gets mad when capeshit isn't a 1:1 adaptation of comic trash?
>>219839073When the story is build around an idea and you complete miss that idea without replacing it with anything of substance then your movie will suck. It's not a hard concept to understand even for a retard like you.
>>219839135>too dumb to understand the film>"here's why this means the film is bad and im not an idiot"kek
>>219837048>If they cast the nasally, opinionated, unlikable schmuk for the role nobody would watch itYeah, no shit?
>>219838691Half of the book and movie is about the scientists on earth trying to solve his problems and get him home.
>>219839338>He thinks Arrival is hard to understand Lol, retard.
>>219839527There's a part in the book where he specifically ignores NASA advice because he dislike taking orders from "Bureaucrats". It's very much individualistic. The only issues the ground control solves are the ones that are completely out of his control.
GEM ALARM
>>219834102I've only read the book, which is putting me off watching the movie desu, but I just didn't like the MC towards the end.
>>219834102All the stars get destroyed but 2, its not a happy ending desu
PHM was one of the most beautiful movies I've seen in recent years. It made me think "oh my god, I forgot how good movies can look when they're trying". It was the antidote I needed to all the grey washed out shakycam stuff you see in low-budget streaming thrillers and even some expensive popular movies. That alone was enough to make me want it to be very successful.
>>219839595>"so you're saying anything I'm too stupid to get is hard to understand?"lmao, no, you're just an idiot
>>219840255Never thought about that, but not really.It's three counting tau cetiThe astrophage doesn't actually destroy the star, it only eats/decreases sunlight by 10% at most, that may not seem like much but it will still destroy civilisations and ecosystemsThe other stars may not even have life on them, the book hints that it's possible but makes no mention of them or even that they may be fucked.You are right about it not being a happy ending though, except for Rocky I suppose. Human civilisation is still fucked for decades even if the sun is saved
space movies are boring and gay
why did they make rocky gey?
>>219834102mid movie
>>219834102It was good, not great. Basically an Amazon Basics version of The Martian
Stratt did nothing wrong. She and Rocky were the real heroes of the story.
>>219841156He's not gay, he's drippy.
>>219841684>MC calls Rocky "he", a male pronoun>MC calls Rocky's mate "Adrian", a male nameMC made Rocky gay for no reason.
>>219835661reddit lawyers hired by reddit admins fought to protect their piracy board, movie piracy is reddit
>>219838796How to make them kino>Interstellarremove daughter, replace with a team of scientists he found to be the most moral>Arrivalremove time travel tech replace with anti gravity>Hail maryremove flash back expositions, remove fake death,remove the uh oh his ship is in trouble double ending
>>219841156who knows, maybe from rocky's perspective humans are the ones who are playful,dorky and feminine
>>219834102Its ok to be a redditor and enjoy 'millennial writing'. There.
