Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves
>>219835557Do his fans still enjoy his blue collar everyman gimmick?
crusterion
So he's lib Jeff Foxworthy?
this is my favorite onion bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PC8Luqiws
>>219835557BaconNASCARGender-affirming medical careMonster trucksIce cold beers
>>219835557Apparently he came to my town recently and people were complaining that they were expecting his stand up routine but it felt more like a sales pitch for his new book.
>>219835654Please keep posting it every time the Onion is mentioned for the next decade to keep it fresh and funny
Crust status?
>>219835557>I'm a real man>I care about shelves being fixed>Not who my wife sleeps with
I don't know why you ppl jerk off to this guy's P&R "manly man" schtick; his best role was as the founder of McDonald's in The Founder (2016).
>>219836071Shut the fuck up you stupid kike
>>219835557I see he brought his patented crust buster
>>219837732Back in my day, they were called mustaches.
>>219838010Crustaches, if you will
>>219837701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr5EvZDjUFY
>>219835557they really just let any rando in there huh
>>219835557Has he not transitioned yet?
*crunch**shlooooorp**crunch**shlooooooooorp**crunch**drip*...*drip*...*drip*The joke is hairy, sweaty, homosexual sodomy.
>>219835916LibertarianismLifting weightsAdvocating for black livesBeard oil
>>219836003>his stand up routine
>>219835557Why did they let Ed Kemper in the closet?
>>219835557Faterion
>>219835916lmao
>>219835557I'm not usually one to complain about social media screencaps but come on man, the post is just the headline from the link you could have posted instwad
how long can he milk this
>>219835557the fuck is that neck
I can't hear you over how awesome this bacon is
>>219837012For a good chunk of the 2010s the left were pushing this "heckin' wholesome non-toxic progressive manly man" thing, where you took inoffensive male stereotypes (outdoorsy, eating red meat, working with his hands, weightlifting, having a gruff attitude), sanded down the edges, and combined them with progressive social values, which they did to counter the belief that men with leftwing social politics were all effeminate, emasculated sőyboys and try to attract "real men" to their side.https://youtu.be/jLzYPbtklGs
>>219839512And more specifically https://youtu.be/AJk7BiKc4Wc
>>219836077hairy, slimed, and totally BUSTED
>>219835916black rifle coffeewood workingbelieving all women punching nazisman cratesbacon
>is it in? my ass is so loose>I just made it past the crust hair barrier and I’m entering the crust hole, feels like I’m poking a breaded chicken cutlet with my dick>break that fucking crust hymen>im through, its in, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside>oh your dick in my ass is making me need to shit>shit on my dick…>im shitting *BRAAAAAAAAAALPH*>fuck shit right into my urethra…>I did blast the shit-dick spaghetti down my throat!>im shit-cumming! *long strand of shit from his dick laces his lips*>the brown stache… i needed this>im gonna shit, I’m shitting out my ass and dick at the same time>*squeeeeBRAAAAAALLLPPHH*
the early 2010s were such a bizarre time
to be quite fair he is an actual carpenter with a company that employs people
>>219836077Busted to smithereens
>>219835603It should be illegal for gay degenerates to play normal people.
>>219836071Genuinely glad it makes you mad.
>>219835603>>219840085It works for mike rowe, why not get in on that grift?
>>219839532Man the contrast between the vid and his pic in OP is wild.
>>219835557>I love my poly and bi wife's mulatto trans son. >hammer prop>remember to vote >bacon
>>219840085why do you hate america?
>>219835916>>219838736>>219839615common sense gun-controlfiscally conservativesocially liberalcrying at funeralsmore bacon
>>219840561BACON STRIPSBACON STRIPSBACON STRIPS
>>219835916>>219838736>>219839615>>219840561>>219840766
>>219840449this type of guy would never call rogan or tate based lol. This guy calls Hillary Clinton a strong woman.
>>219841910>this type of guy would never call rogan or tate basedidk what u talking about tranny. retarded fags will always think that those two as based
>>219835557Pragmatism, not idealismWill not cry in publicLess chance of illnessTires that grip in the wetShot of baby strapped in back seatA good memoryStill cries at a good filmStill kisses with salivaNo longer empty and franticLike a cat, tied to a stickThat's driven into frozen winter shitThe ability to laugh at weaknessCalmFitter, healthier and more productiveA pig in a cage on antibiotics
>>219841864I feel like pairing Rogan and Tate isn’t fair to Rogan. He does seem to genuinely enjoy athletics, while Tate is a pimp and human trafficker
>>219835557What has done more damage to American Libertarians: Hollywood "Libertarians", White Libertarian with Asian Wives, atheist Libertarians, or people that claim to be "Ancaps" irl.
>>219843130The Tea Party clowns
>>219840561Why are we counter-signaling crying at funerals?
>>219843130white women
>>219843181Anon must’ve gone to a funeral and saw a man crying recently and thought “what a cuck”
>>219843130Libertarianism in general is just not a serious ideology.It's greatest champions are, or rather were, bow-tie wearing men who squeal in contrarian joy as the adcivate for child sex slaves.
>>219835628underrated
>>219840085i've read that he legit does woodworking, but is a shitlib degenerate
>>219835557He has 4 chins
A hard day's workDrinking a dark lagerFeasting on a medium rare T-bone, fresh off the grillPaying a Black college student to make love to my wife, while I quietly observe from a chair in the corner Fishing at dawnCarving my own kitchen table
>>219843503He's proud to be a Kamala man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJk7BiKc4Wc
>>219839292But that's Teddy Roosevelt
>>219843726this is so cringe holy shit
>>219839615Woodworking is legitimately gayer than gay sex now.
