>Get gf>Oh anon I love horror movies I have to show you these horror movies me and my friends watch>It's A24 garbage nigger slop and shit like Long Legs that's based on Silence of the Lambs but shittier>She hasn't seen Silence of the Lambs>Show her it, she loves it>Shows me more A24 sloppa>Decide to show her Threads (1984) >She starts unironically cryingWhen women say they love horror movies what do they actually mean? Do they just like drama, goofy killers, slowburn "scary" atmospheric slop and the controlled unrealistic appearance of danger?What do I make her watch next? Men Behind the Sun?
>>219835747>>Get gfBold of you to start with a lie.
eh, easy to do once. you can show scary movies like "jump scare" slop but not disturbing movies... i.e. don't show Enter the Void.
>>219835764Try watching this film with an actual woman. She was so engrossed in Jimmy and Ruth's engagement that she asked me to explain to her what the radio broadcasts were describing by the time the next door family were grabbing their dog Spot (only to find the road blocked off by police). Also she didn't hear "NATO convoy coming to relieve West Berlin stopped at Helmstedt" and think that shit was hitting the fan from that in any way. Also didn't understand the difference between tactical and strategic bombing. Still started tearing up and trying to look away less than a minute after Jimmy's little brother went missing.
Threads is one of the most horrific films of all time but it's not a horror film.
i think you may be autistic if you don't know what they mean, most people like scary movies the same way you get scared on a roller coaster ride. it is a cheap thrill. that's why most people watch movies. showing her threads is not what she or 99% of humanity has in mind when they say that like 'horror movies'. and quite frankly if you meet a girl who likes that kind of movie you should run far away.recommended reading for your dumb ass: anything by Ray Carney
>>219835747my partner likes to have threads playing on repeat while we sleep. i know most of the dialogue by heart. ah cahnt find our spot! ahve checked oopstairs, in t' neighbors garden, along the street, all oveh!
>>219835897I mean actual horror now is a beyond dogshit genre. its Gothic roots are just aesthetic window dressing and it wears the skin of its roots as a costume while having to parody itself because of how empty it is. Look at the most popular and highest grossing "horror" trash that comes out now that people who "like horror movies" like - absolute dogshit like Stranger Things, Scream Remakes, A24 niggerslop - it has the Gothic, New England, Stephen King, Lovecraft etc WASPy aesthetic to it but it's just pozzed garbage that relies on making an uneasy atmosphere with music and cinematography rather than making the viewer actually fathom anything. To explore otherworldly possibilities and their disturbing implications? There's Science Fiction for that (Shelley and Lovecraft are half Science Fiction anyway). "Horror movies" are slop for brown rodent people and women, they are mildly thrilling comedies with cheap jumpscares, and some of them now not even that.At least Silence of the Lambs was funny and had endearing characters. I would rather watch a biographical film about Josef Fritzl than another A24 "slowburn" dogshit
>>219836033>my partnerfaggot
>>219835897horrific in the sense that it's one of the worst movies ever made right?
>>219835747Women are so gay
>Grave of the fireflies>Threads>When the wind blows>Plague dogsWe call these kind of movies "miserycore".
>>219835747Most overrated film ever. I live in sheffield and can say that my daily walks through a town now resembling mecca are more depressing than a nuclear aftermath.
>>219835747>everything will be alright.>yes. it must...
>>219835747>What do I make her watch next?Fail Safe (1964) Sidney Lumethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF5M0FC30L8
>>219836427unironically true.even a full blown nuclear war with thousands of warheads would only kill ~40% of the world population (including mass famines afterwards)the damage would mostly be contained in the northern hemisphere. nuclear winter isnt real and damage to the ozone layer (in the northern hemisphere) would recover in a decade or two.people living in ecuador, indonesia or kenia won't even realize that thousands of nukes just dropped. economies would crash and change, it would be a huge tragedy, but it wouldnt be the end of human civilization, not even close.people would bounce back within a few decades, not even radiation at impact sites is a problem, these regions would eventually become habitable again
>>219836337I live in Sheffield too. J>>219836337ust stay out of the city centre, it's the worst part of the city.
show her The World Of Kanako
I'm 10 mins in, is the acting horrible on purpose or?
>>219836698>watch a movie for 10 mins before taking a 4chan breakquite a marathon you're running
>>219836722i usually watch a bit to test the torrent my nigga, otherwise I ultramarathon kinos
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>>219836825just ask my mossad agent
>>219835747One Night Stand >1984 (around the same time as threads)>not as visceral>mentions ww3 before the nukes get launchednukekino
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>>219835747They want to hug you as people get ripped apart. They dont want depression core
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