ANTONY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>VITO! THE MOTION!who the fuck is Vito??!
>>219838549ANTHONY YOU MUST RAISE YOUR HANDS IN DEFIANCE OF THIS CURRENT MOTION.
All anons, be aware that the Israeli vassal, Trump, Pedo Of Florida, has come to the city. By order of the Triumvirate, during his residency here, all mockery of Cucks and their Orange God shall be kept to an appropriate minimum.
Imagine your political rival and man you personally despise starts yelling at you to do something that's supposed to protect him from the consequences of his schemes. It must've been completely surreal.
>>219838564the guy that blew the lictor in the quadriga
>>219838618* an appropriate maximum
>>219838564
Octavian, did I ever tell you about Marc Antony? He was your father’s exotic teenage plebeian apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. He had the tightest body and the perkiest little ass in the Republic; barely legal in most provinces.Crassus and I used to doubleteam him at the end of every successful campaign during the Gallic Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 13th run a train over him, part of official "cursus honorum" of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatgladius better than anyone in the Aedes Iovis Optimi Maximi Capitolini. He wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in Rome, and since he was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of his plebeian cock mid fight as he’d do a flip while slicing a princeps gallorum in half. It was surreal.We taught him to grip his weapon backwards like a dildo and he constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Octavian, you have no idea. And he was a good friend.
RAAAAAAAGGGHHH
>>219838549This guy had it coming. The first Redditor.
Rewatched this whole show the other day and I remember liking Vorenus more than Pullo but my opinion has flipped. Pullo is not only the better character he is infact the better friend and man.
>>219838564it's Vito DeMotio, he was a Senator
>>219838667It was pacted. They wanted to show Caesar the Senate rejected his actions but without forcing any consequence to any party. It was the Caesarian Marks going into business to themselves that botched the angle.
>ANTONY I LEFT MONEY ON THE NIGHTSTAND YOU GYPPO WHORE!!!!
>>219838864>t. Clodius
>>219839013he was making a move
>>219838618>Israeli vassalHe is more than that.
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