Fellowship has the most good changes from the book, they gradually get worse over the rest of the series
FotR is a perfect fantasy adventure film
>removed Bombadilinto the trash can it goes
>>219843880I want to have my anus tongued by Arwen while Galadriel bounces on my dick chanting in elvish.
why isn't elrond on the poster
>>219843880The movies progressively get worseYou can already see in ROTK some of the shit that'd manifest fully in the Hobbit movies
>>219845393>perfectNothing with Orlando Bloom in it is perfect.
>>219847438king's only problem was too much cgi but it was also necessary for the visualsalso the ghost army, not because plot but because the idea of aragorn leading a fuckhuge army of men sounds 10x visually more badass rather than a ghost army to quickly speed up the battle. but it would be a repeat of theoden's death charge and we can't have that because visual repetition gets old/boring fast, gotta keep things fresh. you'll learn this if you ever try to make a movie.
>>219846814Bombadil is shit for toddlers
>>219843880It's the best of the trilogy at everything.
>>219848581Bombadil is the closest to experience to meeting god that a normal human can comprehend.Go to /x/ and ask the schizos. European gods in particular are like good natured whirlwinds.
Its kinda weird that Sauron ended up being Galadriel's hunky ex-boyfriend.
>>219843880What the FUCKNot a SINGLE black person on the cover? ALL WHITE PEOPLE??? WHAT THEFUUAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>219845393I wouldn't call it perfect. Perfect would be The Dark Crystal.
>>219847686Curse of the black pearl is perfect
>>219845393>FotRit's LORD of the rings not Ford of the rings lol
>>219849267He's talking about Fellowship, pseud
>>219848683Lotr is a book written for literal children. Yet another iteration of good vs evil theme with medieval fantasy shit. Nothing deep or philosophical profound in it, except maybe for retarded westerners who shill shit like the great Gatsby as one the greatest American novels. You want something closer to God? Read the fucking Bible
>>219845393its probably as good as we've gotten but personally I'd like a fantasy movie to have more magic and more fantastical creatures and races
>>219849472Nah. LotR wasn't written for anyone. Only The Hobbit was written for his children.LotR was written as a worldbuilding exercise and for JRR Tolkien to practice philology in creating Quenya, Sindarin, etc.Also the Bible is a psyop. Reading it brings you farther away from the true god if anything.
>>219849472>You want something closer to God? Read the fucking BibleKek, enjoy your sunday schools full of spics and niggers
>>219848163>>219847438The fucking ghosts and Aragorn not leading the battle felt off
