starring Cailee Spaeny worth my time?
(Also when the fuck did she get so, chunky?)
>>219845105Damn, I didn't know this snowbunny was built like that!
she looks exactly like me
Shieeeet, S2's out? I still have 3-4 episodes of S1 left. I was reticent about it at first, but S1's been surprisingly good so far, far better than I had expected. I wonder if the creator has juice in S2 or is beating a dead horse.
>>219845105>starring Cailee Spaeny worth my time?no.beef s1 is top kino where every episode ends on a "that was crazier than last episode what the fuck"s2 is dogshit idk why they even made it other than trying to cash in on fans of the first season.
>>219845284it's an anthology not a continuation, the story of s1 finishes with the finale.s2 is not worth your time.
>>219845105id eat her beef, if you catch my drift (I’d lick and stick my tongue inside her piss hole and shit hole)
>>219845105LMAO. Cailee Spamney
>>219845313I know it is, I meant I'm curious to see if the guy has anything to say in his second outing or if he used up all his ideas the first go-around. S2 of the White Lotus was even better than the first, so Mike White passed that particular test.
>>219845105A shame she's so fat
>>219845105>>219845435Architect bless
>>219845435ZAMN
>>219845212Beautiful girl friend how are you? I like you i love you i fill you and all day all night everyday everything u? i need you please com bangladesh i receive you
>>219845435look at the jiggling, holy fuck
>>219845435why is her fat ass shaking like that?
What is this shit?
>>219845547NERVE GAS.
>>219845435>>219845538>>219845547This is normally a sign that her body is ready for impregnation and chid rearing
>>219845105>>219845111BIGGER
>>219845111>>219845111I knew that would happen
>>219845105>>219845111I think she looks hot, real hot.
she needs a titjob
>>219845690thicc thighs
>>219845713imagine them wrapped around you
She's jealous
>>219845111Short girls have a harder time keeping weight off. I think she looks great though
>>219845894>Short girls have a harder time keeping weight offWhat does this mean for 4ft11in tall Jenna Ortega?
>>219845105>>219845111
>>219845105Alright, i will now watch your show!
>>219845435HOLYYYY
she's fat
>>219845105>>219845111>>219845435>>219845713This is peak female build for me ngl. How is the series anyway? Worth watching?
>>219845435
>>219845105looks like she's getting bigger rolls
>>219845713Daddy like
>>219845212You will ALWAYS be a woman, queen
>>219845435WUT DA HELL
>>219846267and that's a good thing
>>219845763>she needs a titjobnah, someone post redcarpet webm
>>219846552That was just a poor fitted dress, not her tiddies
>>219846267..out of 10!
>>219846593can live with it
>>219846779Meant to say bra. Near the end you can see it’s a push-up but way too big for her. I’m sure they’re still nice though
>>219845105wtf why is she fat now.
>>219845105MADE for birthing black babies
>>219847182He looks Philippine though
She looks cute as a little chubby
>>219845111>chunky with small titsHNNNG
>>219845105>>219845111>>219845435>>219845713Holy shit, when did this happen? She's a living pillow and I need her right now.
>>219845713This is no longer chubby or fat. This is literally obese.
>>219847729>This is no longer chubby or fat. This is literally--perfection.
>>219847729By Americans standards she's one meal away from starvation
>>219845690>the average cailee thread:
>>219845713her sweat must smell so fucking good
>>219845212are you a woman?
>>219845314I am unsure as to which the verified articulation that was manually entered by this gentleman of an upstanding nature is
>>219845435>>219845713She's ready
>>219845111>>219845105
Do women just get automatically fat when they get to late 20s early 30s?
>>219848270most do unless they take care of themselves or come from third world countries
>>219845105>>219845435>>219845713Felt these right in my balls.
>>219845690>>219845713i want to violently have sex with this woman and inseminate her.
>>219848885the world's best analysts, archeologists, philologists, anthropologists, and ancient scribes cannot translate, decode, verify or cipher the intent behind this message left by digital hands.
>>219845111get? Cailee has always been a little chubbywhich is fine, we don't need another ozempic addict
>>219845111She's never been skinny.
>>219848984>>219849004please don't get bogged or ozempic'd
>>219845713While Cailee is pleasantly chubby, I think this shot is a little misleading, the pose and whatever lens is being used makes her look heavier than she is
>>219848984is she aware?
>>219846838Big nips
>>219848270what the fuck are you talking about? when has she ever been skinny?
>>219849123
>>219845105 So is the 2nd season good or no? Everyone's coomposting but not answering the question.
>>219849185Season?
>>219848984it should be a crime to be this breedable
>>219849123>>219849163perfect for my mouth>>219849229haha yeah she should be sentenced to my basement for a solid decade where i can keep her plump and pumped (full of my cum)
Cailee with 50 extra pounds on her would be way too powerful
Forget the eye-candy aspect and lets discuss the acting skills. For me, she carries the show. Give all the awards to her just for this show. Considering her previous work (I've seen so far: Devs, Civil War, Romulus, KnivesOut3) her range seems extremly wide for how little she usually has to work with. The subtlties. But what I find most intrigueing is her body acting. She can look like a beatiful/cute angel in one scene and ugly evil person in another just by body lagnuage (and the make up and the lighting, yeah sure). But stil. If anyone ever starts one of those "great actress or just an eye-candy" threads about her, I really hope its a limit reaching thread or beyond, because I think she's being underrated only because of 4chan pervs like us. So let's just give it a thought for starters.
>>219849503I agree that she is talented but I still want to suck on her butt
>>219849503Yeah she's good. There's a reason she's done a variety of roles from blockbuster type fare to miniseries to dramas.
I want a chubby midget of i can roll around
Fucking Cailee
>>219845713imagine pumpin chubby Spaeney it'd be like bouncing a Thanksgiving turkey up and down your bwc
>>219845105Those legs are making me feel funny desu
>>219849876great pits
>>219849503she’s always been a great actress and it’s funny I see people talking about how she doesn’t “have range” or how bland she is when she’s acting and it makes me wonder what they’re watching/who they’re comparing her to because she is easily one of the best actresses in her age range and her popularity the past couple of years speaks for itself
>she's FATwhy do u guys think she's blasted ciggies since 8th grade? because purging puts you in the hospital.>>219846029Jenna knew this. And Sabrina is catching on...
This is a blessed development
>>219845435>>219845105Hnnnnng
>>219850084I wanna lick all sweat from her skin and taste its saltiness
>>219845713>>219845690>>219845435>>219845111>>219845105>The show is called BEEF>Become a giant hot sexy lard tubRare method acting win.
>>219845105>>219845111>>219845509She hit the wall so fastWtf...???
>>219845435>right click>save
>>219850306Maybe the wall of Jericho and cause it to collapse
>>219845713
>>219845111>>219845105Looks great except no forearm hair or armpit hair or anything. She should gain a little bit more.
>>219845849>>219845876horrendous writingthanks for the webms
Not to be that anon but Elle Fanning has a nice caboose too. But you guys only ever talk about this actress. Why come?
>>219850736Because Elle is a retarded looking FAS goblin. Bitch should drop her and lez out with Dax instead.
>>219850736We've had multiple threads about Elle Fanning in the past week
>>219850769never happened
>>219850155
>>219850736I prefer brunette
>>219850736
>>219850306Retard
>>219850736Elle is tall and /tv/ generally prefers short women. But like the other anon said Elle has been talked about a lot lately because of her stupid new appletv show.
>>219850736Because Elle has a terrible face
>>219850306kys you fucking homo
>>219850736She looks like an angel.The other one looks like NYC college trash.
>>219850306>looks exactly the same as she has for like ten years>is this....le WALL!?
season 1 was awful, it was just two extremely american asians essentially pranking each other back and forth saying "YOU FUCKING FUCKER" and "ILL GET YOU, YOU FUCKING SHIT STAIN COCK FUCK" it was that for like 3 episodes then i decided id had enough. i looked up the ending and of course, all along, it was about being misunderstood and needing to reach out and understand your fellow human beinggreat message, too bad you had to sit through what was essentially 9 episodes of petty back and forth bullshit with two unlikeable retards
>>219850813it did so
>>219850728seems fairly grounded but ok. i say this as a hater of season 1.
>>219845435I fucking love thicc women so much bros its unreal
demn, does the show have newds?
>>219845435Which pornstar has her body type?
>>219845435>show is called BEEFdamn right it is
>>219851274This second shot is otherworldly.
>>219851089Is that the new zoomer word for fat?
>>219851439That's conceited of her to think everyone is staring Are cell phones to blame?
>>219845105Goddamn she was already looking ripe in Romulus but she's even more shapely here.
>>2198512422024 era Leana Lovingsnothing before or after
>>219845105Gross fat arms
>>219851556I'll let it pass, this time, for those thighs
>>219851242From waist down Lena Paul
>>219845849>ywn creampie Caileejust kill me now
>>219846799That's Pierce Brolin
>>219851242Kylie Shay? Maybe just her height reminded me of her
>>219851340I choose to believe that Alvarez is a pitfag and made her lift her arm with impure thoughts in mind.
>>219851556>Gross fat armsThat's the best thing on her.
>>219851811No that's her armpits.
She's 4'11, of course her arms are not skinny.
>>219851439chubby not fatthicc is when you have a fat ass and a small waistthe girl in your webm is fat but would list herself as curvy/thicc in order to downplay it
Beef her til you queef her.
>>219851835I mean no ill will. No fighting, okay. But sometimes it's /tv/'s job to fat shame actresses into getting skinny.Ozempic really fucked our role/purpose up.
>>219850736>Cailey>great ass>in remake of movie known for tiny panty scene>no tiny panty scene>Elle>great ass>get casted in predator movie >bottom half of body blue screened outFuck Hollywood
>>219851951Romulus gave us this though.
>>219851717I know I would. Constantly. Even film an intro where we follow a bead of sweat that travels down her raised arms.
>>219851948>But sometimes it's /tv/'s job to fat shame actresses into getting skinny.He said while posting an actress who was fat for years and pretty then absolutely destroyed herself by getting skeletally thin and has looked terrible ever since.
>>219851951don't worry anon, when i make it big i will cast them and put their asses on display for us all
>>219851951the opening shot of the new Alien is a shot of Cailee showing off her sweaty sexpits who cares about space panties
>>219851951My little brother came out of the closet last night>"I've always been a boob man."One problem. It was my (ex) gf's boobies. Hollywood has nothing on real life.
>>219851948Emilia Clarke getting skinny was legitimately the worst thing for her.
>>219851995always take the space panties anonalways
>>219851991bless you anon
>>219851910stop terms you don’t know the meaning of. That is a “thick” girl and what you’re describing is the known and widely used term “slim thick”
>>219851242peak Yhivi
>>219852085i know the words, retard. thick/curvy is when you've got some leg fat and ass fat. she's also got belly fat, which makes her fat fat. given her size and weight she's borderline obese.
>>219852303Autism
>>219852346call me what you wantcan't call me wrong
>>219851948the problem is you don't discern, you just say every actress should be skinnny, some women are simply meant to be a little fat, Cailee is one of them, Emilia and Juno Temple were the same, the latter two losing weight looked awful on them and aged them prematurely, Cailee should not do that. Just stay a little chubby.
>>219852381women with some extra fat are softer and comfier to rub against
She's not fat until she has a double chin. Until then she just looks very compact and strong, like a farmer's wife
>>219852375Yes I can. You're pretending that slang has universal and codified definitions. You're an idiot.
>>219852411As I said, be discerning, it's a case by case basis, some girls look dreadful with even a little bit of extra weight and ought to stay slim
>>219845105Wtf this show has been going on for like 4 seasons and Caely Spenny isn't in it.
This your waifu?
>>219852846She's one of the very, very few women on this planet who actually looks better with short hair.
>>219851728everyone was so mean to her in this show. her baby daddy was a fucking moron. why would he be so annoyed by her?
>>219845105I like Season 1 better even though I like Cailee, Season 1 has more natural dialog while Season 2 is a monologue fest at its worst, it reminded me of The Counselor which was screenwritten by Cormac McCarthy, the monologues were insane like its written as a novel, another one it reminded me of is Malazan Book of The Fallen or George RR Martin books which has chapters upon chapters of monologue.
>>219852303the two terms exist for a reason, why are you purposely being retarded
>>219852431They do, that is how language works. It has universal applications. If everyone has different definitions, then it is not a good word.
>>219845381Thematically its similar to what you see in Korean media, class wars, marriages, getting old, being a typical neurotic person to get above, etc. Season 1 was better at unfolding it though.
Oscar Isaac tweaking the fuck out on the floor while the other dude just watched is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while
Did Cailee get a nosejob? I've seen her with her family, and all of them have polish/jewish nose except her.
>>219853135she doesn't seem like the type to ever get work done
>>219853025>If everyone has different definitionsyou mean like how you're doing with the term "thick"? it has nothing to do with a thin/flat stomach
>>219853135She's looked the same since her first role as a teenager
>>219845111>chunky?you mean FAT
Oopsies!
>>219853135>except her.That's why she's the film actress and they aren't.
>>219853135Nah she's always looked like this
i thought she was great in Angels in the Outfield
>>219853516lol for a second I thought that was a spades tattoo
anyone have the webm of her getting harassed by Dakota Johnson and Jon Hamm has to stop her?
>>219853551I'm sure you did.
>>219845105BIGMEATYTHIGHS
>>219845105>>219845111Im so fucking erect now. Nothing hotter than skinny girls getting plump.
fat bitch
>>219853717>than skinny girls getting plump.when the fuck has Cailee Spaeny ever been skinny?
>>219853758By American standards she was close to starving at some point.
>>219853778which was...?
>>219853816Pacific Rim
while she looked great in Civil War my god did that movie suck ass
>>219845713Add 2 cup sizes and she's perfect
>>219853846If you say so.
>>219853850Imagine how fucking good that plump dumper looks in full back panties. Imagine the slight crease between her big cheeks. Imagine the softness of her MOUND. GOD I LOVE COTTON PANTIES
>>219853846I'd rim her pacific iykwim
>>219853863All the fat went to her ass.
>>219853850No you are the one who sucks
>>219853863Nah plump and flat is peak
Girls fart A LOT btw
big nipples
>>219854004BIGGER ass
>>219853641Isn't he just 6'5"?
>>219854097he's tall and she's super short. kind of odd casting honestly
i don't know why so many anons are claiming she has big nipples. there is that one photo of her where you can see one or both and they look tiny
>>219854109Is she?She just looks like an average height woman
>>219854097She's about 5'0
>>219854140>>219849123
>>219854151Perfect height. When it's up... it reaches above her tummy.
>>219845713The peak of womanhood.
>>219854149Her height is reported between 4'11 and 5'1, she's very short.
>>219854149No, she's a tad bit shorter than that. There's fun size, there's a cock sleeve type like her.
>>219854149google claims she is 4'11" and 5'1" so who knows
>>219851315i want her to shit and fart on me to be frank. that's real intimacy.
Dudes... I just sprayed to her moans
>>219854279
>>219854279This shot was amusingly gratuitous.
>Choosing a crazy borderline psychotic white girl over a cutie brave Korean girl. Fucking hapas man.
Should have been cast in TLOU instead of Bella Ramsey
>>219854109they wanted elvis to look more pedo
>>219845111praise the architect
>>219854214Why did you quote me to say shit like that dude? Why do that to another human being? JFC
>>219854732you needed to hear it from someone
>>219845105>>219845111>>219845435She looks like my ex
>>219845212U cute :3
>>219851439>no one is judgingyeah because you have huge tits retard
>>219845435jesus fucking christ...
>>219845105How is Charles Melton in it? In May December the guy out of nowhere gave a performance for the ages. One of the very best of this decade so far. But from what I understand he wasn't considered a very good actor in Riverdale. So I'm curious if May December was a fluke or what.
>>219845584looks like trashy millennial shit if ive ever fucking seen it
>>219845435>most replayed and paused piece of mediaifykyk
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