>It's a "Truman realizes all the attractive women with good personalities are taken in high school and college the latest so he will die alone because he has high standards" episodeWow, that was depressing
>>219845293in the end we are all alone, you will live
It doesn't matter because you won't meet women anywhere anyway after college.
women are women
>>219845293i met a good reclusive woman after college, i just had to fix her a little and earn her trust with love, marriage, commitment and vigorous sex
>It's a "Truman missed the deadline to file his taxes because he spent the day he took off work to do them jacking off to Fortnite SFM porn instead" episode.
>it's a Truman tells himself he doesn't have to worry since he has an international fuckbuddy who's hot and funny only to not see her for a year during which she puts on a ton of weight, making Truman realise that he does have to worry episodeClassic Truman. When will the writers give him a break?
>>219845616any girl tolerating a long term relationship like that is on a timer to self destruct
>its anther truman cums hands free using a toilet plunger and feels guilty about it
>It's a "Truman makes a 109 countries joke in his work Teams chat" episode
>it's a Truman gets wine drunk and watches the Graham Hancock/Flint Dibble JRE episode againHe really likes that one huh?
>It's another "Truman spens hours on Bunkr scrolling through Onlyfans leaks, not mastirbating, not even really getting excited, he's not even sure why he does it, he just has nothing else to do" episode.Surely he has to realize he's just wasting his life away?
>>219845293>It’s a “Truman exclusively plays 10x randomizer servers on TF2 now.”
>>219845293The saddest part was when Truman cried for 30 minutes because he thought this woman was different (even though he's already done this several times)
>It’s a “Truman fucks a tranny” episodeHaha what were they thinking
>it's a "Truman jerked off to THAT video even after he swore he'd never watch it again" episodeWhy doesn't he follow through on a single thing in his life?
>its a ''truman gets so horny he thinks about geting fucked in the ass by some old guy from grindr and jerk off on his own stomatch and cum'' episode
>>219845293>it's a "truman keeps making up excuses why he's still single and convinces himself they're true so he can avoid having to actually try and experience failure like every other guy on the planet" episodeWhat the fuck is his problem?
>it's a "truman spends 2 decades indoors" episode
>put a slug in his kitchen
>It's a "Truman just wants to live his own life and be left alone but he can't afford to move out of his parents' house" episode
>>219845293Your standards are way too high.Are you really worthy of someone else?
>>219847311Just get a job then?
>it's a "truman is 35 and has no friends, relationships, qualifications, income, really nothing except grey hair, anxiety and constant pain and discomfort" episode
>>219847376It's not the 70s anymore. Jobs don't pay for shit
The truman episodes are hitting a little to close to home. Think the writers need to ease up on the guy.
>>219847311move to the cheapest land to live off in america. if you’re going to live without them live without them. no emergencies where they can show up for you. otherwise learn to harmoniously live with them
>>219845293Pro-Tip: Unapproachable women are the best. Little competition and they're usually not blown out. That's how I met my wife
>>219847510Define "unapproachable". If you're talking about ratchet harpies, absolutely not.
>>219845293This would've been true 20 years ago but between high divorce rates, low marriage rates and a rise in antisocial behavior theres a record number of single men and women. Sure, most are used up sluts and ugly feminists, but theres still hope.
>>219847549Resting bitch face, stand-offish disposition, shyness, etc.
>>219847238>Cloggin' up me piping!
>>219845517
>>219845293It's a>Truman thinks he's found a trad wife, and there's nothing in the show to suggest otherwise, but we all know she's a porn actress who 6 months ago was getting gangfuckedepisode... Why can't they just find a normal actress who is willing to commit to her role and fuck the guy?
>Truman has to get drunk enough to get the nerve to go back to the grocery store he's already made a fool of himself at several times and just hope that the same cashiers aren't thereFor God's sake, he has to eat
>>219845293All relationships have problems, you only see tthe surface. Grass is greener.
>>219848024>it's the episode where alcohol no longer works and he gets home and bursts into tears
>>219847549Not aggressiveness but a pattern of constantly defusing social interactions of any intimacy, keeping men at a distance without explicitly doing so on purpose.
>>219848024Going to the grocery store and avoiding embarrassment means you shouldn’t show up drunk
>>219845477>woman
>It's a "Truman quits his P.M.O. addiction only to relapse again" episode.The writers need new material.
>>219845293>it's a Truman blah, blah, blah...boring
>all of Truman's interactions that day involved looks of disgust, leading to low self esteem until he realized when he got home that he had some feces smeared on his lower shirt from earlier that morningHe thought people just didn't like him
>>219845293>taken in high school Lmao
>>219845293> Truman still hasn't got his driver's license despite turning 30This arc needs to be over, it's running too long.
>>219845293I met the best girl I ever did anything sexual with when I was 27 and she was 22. Her Chad college bf at UGA dumped her and she was desperate for a rebound and I was there for her. She immediately found something better but it was worth it to see how the other half lives iykwim?
>>219845293This movie was a mistake. every goddamn schizophrenic in the last 30 years thinks they are living in a show.
> is a Truman discovers another unexplainable bruise on his trunk and starts to think that the last decade of downing a handle a week might be catching up to him episode
>It's a "Truman punches a baby and calls it a faggot when he thinks no one is looking" episode.Legally, don't they have to stop him? He's been at it for five months now.
>>219851996you're fine until you're drinking 1L a day and don't feel drunk
>It’s a “Truman sees the supposedly mother and daughter neighbors making out in their house” episodeBold move to include that
>>219845293>high standard badYou will never be a woman you disgusting tranny.No logical man would try to court you, only faggots and degenerates
>it's a Truman's quality of life significantly improves after shaving his buttcrack and around his anus episodeTruman would've saved many pairs of underwear over the years had he realized this sooner.
>>219848024Blimey!>>219845517Of course I know him, he's me!
>>219845517this but unironically
>>219845293>Yeah, ever since Meryl packed her bags and moved out, Truman has been obsessed with beans. His internet search history is mostly bean related, he prints out pictures of beans to hang around the house, and he's not even going by his own name, just the names of beans. He's even got Marlon in on it, they're calling themselves the "Bean Boys."
>>219845293>It's a "Truman listens to a jew a work complain about online anti-semitism after Truman stayed up all night watching a 7 hour documentary on the crimes of the jews" episodeI feel seen, so glad they made this one
>>219845517How the fuck do you spend ALL DAY jacking off? Do you just never finish?
>>219846545>It's a Truman sets himself up for the most embarrassing ambulance ride of his life episode
Goddamn it's so easy to tell zoomers have taken over this place. These threads were never very good but this shit is truly pathetic.
>>219854757if only you had something better to do
>>219854757And you read every single post, faggot.
>>219845517For me, it's Nemia.
>>219850354How did that happen to Truman?
>>219854923He was taking a shit and some managed to get on his shirt. You see it in plenty of episodes, only this time he didn't catch it before he went out
>>219854702Keep playing around until it gets hard again. Some kid died doing that though, heart attack.
>>219845517>the day he took off work to file his taxesYou have 4 months to do them and it takes no longer than 30 minutes
>>219855789>and some managed to get on his shirt. You see it in plenty of episodesHow does Truman wipe?Too large shirt? How?
I took the completely mid woman with a good personality in HS and after she showed me the slightest bit of interest I dedicated my life to her making her my wife and mother to my kids, most of you wouldn't have acknowledged this girls existence but I saw an opportunity after 3.5 years of rejection or plain old ignoring me altogether and it all paid off. Never felt with cringe dating culture, never downloaded tinder, impressed a girls family one time only, and now when kids are handled she gives me blowies and sex whenever I want. Damn does ot feel good to have made the right decisions way back, I could literally see the Incel path lying before me and I said god give me a chance
>>219855789Thats why Truman holds his shirt up high up to his nips even when he shits because hes not a dumbass
>>219855846That was me and I got better.
>>219856003>Truman argues with a man who claims to have never gotten shit on his clothes beforeUnrealistic episode
>>219845517you know i understand why these episodes are so highly rated, but could we please just get a "truman gets a hobby" or "truman goes on an adventure and gets lost," these gooning plotlines are getting old.
>>219845293We live as we dream, alone.
>>219855909>and it takes no longer than 30 minuteswagie detected
>>219847238Motherfucker.
>>219856476i still dont understand. are you american?
>>219854223mindbroken
>It's a Truman got a job as a bus driver and it suddenly looks like he's at peaceStrangely uplifting.I'm sure they can use the bus setting for many interesting shenanigans
there is a concerted effort to not discuss gnostic filmmaking, or zoomers are just retarded
Feels like the show is getting a little over the top dark. Do we really need a plotline of him lusting for his wifes best friend and thinking of her during sex and when he jacks off? Why isnt he happy with what he has now? Why does he always have to needlessly self destruct?
>>219855789Take your shirt off when you shit retard
>It's a Truman knows exactly what he wants to do with his life but is too scared to do it multi-decade story arcBeing this scared of change should be considered mental illness, the guy is not well. Just doing nothing is better than doing what he actually wants, huh
>>219845293He was literally handed a hot blonde who would do sex stuff with him
>>219854702you can also finish, have some coffee and a snack, then start over
>it's a Truman eats a bad burrito and spends the entire night exploding from both ends episode
>>219845293"I have high standards" is the ultimate cope for being low standard.
>It's a Truman wakes up at 2 pm, has breakfast, takes a 3 hour nap, plays vidya for 5 hours, orders some slop, watches some kino and goes to bed episodeHow long can he keeps this up? He doesn't even know what day it is anymore
>it's a Truman's gonna end the series real soon episode
>>219845293>it's a "incel is coping seething over his own subhuman retardation" threadWow, that was funny
>>219845293>all the attractive women with good personalities are taken in high schoolthis is completely untrue
>>219847510Read the entire post before giving "pro-tips". OP specifically mentioned he doesn't want an ugly ass wife.>b-but she's n-Cope and seethe, you're not fooling anyone.
>>219845293In this generation, yeah. I think western civilization was built up just to have a period of grace for women to fuck up and hopefully learn a little while doing so. Are you read yfor another 1000 years of oppressing women while we fix civilization for them again?
The "I have standards" excuse is why you are single. A relationship requires give and take & sacrifices. The latter especially if you are wanting to start a family. Normal people find this out when learning about dating in their teens.
>This season>Truman is at the end of his rope and miserable >Last season>Truman is at the end of his rope and miserable >Season before>Truman is at the end of his rope and miserable Geee guys what do you think they'll do NEXT season?
>>219864431What's it called when you like women but hate the idea of a relationship, love, marriage and children? I just want to be left alone
Well for this season we decided to give Truman's grandmother cancer in her colon. The colostomy bag is there to make it more awkward for him to hug her and thereby create a sense of guilt that would haunt him after her "death".For Truman, to not be there for her in her final months and weeks and days is a source of regret and agony. Suffering, so they say, builds character, and we're all looking forward to seeing how this development will strengthen him in the days to come.
>>219863898so stop coping lol
>>219864431>Normal people find this out when learning about dating in their teensOnce you've missed this, there's no recovery. You can play catch up but you'll never be where the neurotypicals are at the same age.
>>219845293Yeah. I've been telling "Truman" this for years. You can't land Stacy or a "Trad Wife" when you're out of shape, unemployed / have a lame job and your hobbies are anime, video games, movies and gooning. Now comes the part where I have anons tell me it's the fault of black and brown people, or it's an evil plot by DA JOOS!
>>219864717>You can't land Stacy or a "Trad Wife" when you're out of shape, unemployed / have a lame job and your hobbies are anime, video games, movies and gooning.Ok, but why can't I land a fat hairy ugly nerdy foreveralone qt either?
>>219864642A normal loner. A part of you still desires an amount of intimacy. But it stops and ends there once you've had enough to satiete it.
>>219864736Are you looking for a "fat hairy ugly nerdy foreveralone qt?" It's not difficult to land low standard and low value women. Maybe you should try harder.
>>219864706This is devastatingly true. My second relationship, in my thirties, the woman thought I lied or exaggerated about my experience. A lot of our early "fights" stemmed from it. She eventually lost patience
>>219864717you could in high school, but truman didn't realize how important that was to experienceyou could be an ugly guy but if you somehow manage to get a gf you magically become attractive somehow and people can start seeing you as a "cute couple" shits fucked
>>219864893That's nice. Keep wallowing in self pity.
>>219854702Do you need me to show you or what?
I dated girls in highschool and didn't like it, I think I just hate women
>>219864773>>Are you looking for a "fat hairy ugly nerdy foreveralone qt?"Yes, can't you read?
>Truman discovers gooningwas this the worst arc of the show? Just literally a whole year of him edging anywhere from 3 to 12 hours a day, every single day. Some of the most boring episodes of the show
>>219865054Then you're not trying hard enough or there's something REALLY wrong with you.
>>219865069Got one for me then?
>>219865081I love how you expect someone to GIVE you a girl because you want one. Get your ass out there and put in the effort. LOL
>>219845293That just can't be true
>>219845293>are taken in high school and collegePeople get married in high school? Huh?
>>219864431>mfw>>219864685>now cut his brake lines before the day of the big interview>rain on standby
>It's a Truman plans on getting in a gaming session on this lazy Sunday, but instead does anything but episode
>>219865100So you can't introduce me to a single one...? Weird, don't you think?
>>219845293You can date younger women.
Why did they air the episode when he got molested? They just let it happen, lol, they totally could have intervened. good tv i guess
I'm really jealous of women and how they will almost inevitably end up in at least one relationship by the time they're 18, but if a man is even slightly autistic or anxious then he's doomed and will probably remain a virgin well into adulthood >tfw not ugly but generally quiet and usually keep to myself and my solitary hobbies>my punishment for this is that I must die alone without ever experiencing the touch of a woman
>>219845616She was probaly trying to get a greencard bounce if you haven't already.
>it's a Truman gets invited to a big birthday party, immediately lies that he can't go because his busy and then just does absolutely nothing all alone for the weekend episodeThese episodes are weird, like why does Truman all his life almost instinctually instantly deny any kind of invite to any event by making up a lie on the spot pretending that he is busy with other things when he has nothing to do?Even in that one episode when a pretty girl from college asked him out of the blue if Truman wants to go to a coffee shop with her he said he can't because he's busy and then went back to his dorm room and did literally nothing.I mean what were the writers even thinking
>Truman did everything people told him to>Worst economy ever>No jobs outside nepotistic subhuman work>Those who got good jobs have no idea how they even did: life just happens to them>Stuck with his mother and schizo grandma>Killed his best friend (dog) when he was too sick and has nightmares of him being alive where he knows what he did
>>219865402You chose to give women the ick you fucking creep
>>219865474>It's a "Truman prays every night for a nuclear war to bring acceleration and an end to the globohomo world order once and for all" episode
>>219865402I lucked out and lost my virginity at 19.Can't imagine not loosing it in your teens, it must do some work on the male brain, rewrite synapses or sum shit and turn you away from functional human to school shooter tier.
>>219865321Why would I? It's your problem. Damn, you're lazy.
>>219865697It's the other way around. When you're fucked up (i.e. on the spectrum and give people the ick) you won't achieve normal milestones.
>>219847238>Make traffic suddenly appear when he waits to cross the street
>>219845293Rather alone than with a spiteful bitch.
>>219854702By watching futa on shota animations.
>>219865744Why wouldn't you? If you knew a single woman like that, why wouldn't you help us get together?
