>Yeb...That extra large Sprite Zero is starting to sting a little bit....
>>219845554just use the cup
>>219845554you could be sitting in your comfy living room with more sprite and more money in your bank account right now you'd just have to be patient and wait a couple months to see whatever is about to start playing
I have some kind of super power that makes it so that I never have to pee or shit while I'm in the theater. It only hits me when I get up and am walking out.
oh man I remember watching King Kong in 2005 by Peter JacksonI was genuinely one weak moment from voiding my bladder with the biggest volume of all time
*record scratch*ATTENTION KINOPLEX ENJOYERS. Our sensors have detected that anon is going for a bathroom break. SInce he's such a good patron of ours, I have paused the kino until hois return.*projector light shines on you*
>>219845643I can hold my pee for 3 days if I want to
>>219845643It's called being male
>>219845776I would feel honored to be honest
>>219845776cheers robert! *winks to the screen and gives him a thumbs up*
>>219845776Robert, I...
>excuse me, sorry, excuse me, sorry, may i? excuse me, thank you, sorry, pardon me, sorry, thank you, sorry
>>219845776Thanks Robert! Sorry everyone, this is gonna take a while. I've been eating nothing but beef jerky for the last two days.*audience groans*
>Popcorn kernel lodged in the gums>Waste whole movie trying to tongue-fuck it loose.
>>219846601>he didn't bring his trusty kinoplex toothpickanon..
I start drinking during the 3rd act
>>219847271What if its a 37 act movie?
>>219845554where'd ya get a picture of me, ya bastid hehehehe (peter griffin voice)
>>219847271But then the soda gets all flat and gross
>>219848856who said anything about soda?
Only happened once. I drank too much Pepsi without realizing. In the last half hour I felt I was going to explode at the slightest motion. Fucking horrible. I don't know how I reached the bathroom after the movie ended. But it was the best piss ever.
>>219845554What kind of femoid uti do you have when you feel a stinging sensation before urinating?
>>219847271so you can be buzzed on the drive back? At least be drunk for the movie
>>219845776>but Robert, I have to go number 2 too... it might take a while, you know
>>219845757that was me the other day with Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die
>>219848873>he doesn't just piss his pantsngmi. the seat will absorb most of it
>>219847032I think you mean
If you pay for a movie ticket and are distracted by the sensation of having to pee for the greater portion of the movie you have essentially paid for nothing
>>219850608It’s a sunk cost fallacy to suffer through the movie without relief just because you paid to be there go during some pointless action scene
I can't go out and see a movie anymore without having to leave for a piss at least three times. Even if it's a short movie (90 minutes or less).
>>219850806do you have diabetes?
