AYYY I'M WALKIN' 'ERE!
I CAN'T COUNSEL
>>219847000It's scary to think that this could happen to you at any time while you're out walking
I would have pulled it off
>>219847083Would you trade your current life for Brad Pitt's if it meant this would randomly happen to you one day eventually? It's certain but you don't know when. Do you take the gamble?
no way this tiny thing has that much torque
Why do you keep spamming this? This movie was mediocre as fuck and i like Cormac McCarthy
>>219847083If you are a retard that has no awareness, which is most people
>>219847000what was the meaning of this? is this invincible?
>>219847083You're not that guy, pal.
>>219847000Why does he fall down though? I guess if it wasn't edited like a music video I might be able to tell what is going on.
>>219847530the force of it tightening around his neck took him off guard
>>219847375Fuck off, kraut.
>>219847600Kys
>>219847000What purpose does this device serve exactly, why not just shoot or stab him
>>219847813exposed
>>219847083Yeah, I fucking hate when this happens to me.
>>219847156>gambleSorry, how the fuck is this a gamble? >you will be murderedThat’s not a gamble, it’s a death sentence.
less disturbing than the Diaz car window scene
>>219850004why do you think cartels make dogs eat you alive instead of just shooting you
>>219850160guess they ran out of bullets.
>>219847156today's brad pitt? no, he's too old. young brad pitt? yes. assuming i'm 20 and it happens at a random point between age 20 and age 80 that's an average of 30 years living as a rich famous chad, which is probably about as much as i have left living as a loser, since i'm pushing 40 and have some health issues.>>219850114being alive is a death sentence you tard.
>>219850004>What purpose does this device serve exactlyTo guarantee a kill. People survive being shot and stabbed all the time. Nobody is surviving a mechanical garrote that severs your head in about 10 seconds and is impossible to get off in time.
>>219847083>It's scary to think that this could happen to you at any time while you're out walkingWait until you realize this is the literal normal reality for every American every single day when they can be shot at any moment.
>>219850114The gamble is whether you’d get to live long enough to enjoy it.You’re also going to die if you stay as yourself, and you have no idea if that’ll be next week from a car crash, next year from an illness, or in 40 years peacefully in your sleep.
>>219850458Do they have this neck slicing contraption banned in your country?
>>219847083bubblewrap armor will protect you
>>219847000what movie is this?
>>219850571The Counselor
Weird, no preemptive "ITS NOT A REAL DEVICE IT'S COMPLETELY FICTIONAL (sent from iPhone, Tel Aviv Mossad HQ)" post yet.... budget cuts maybe? Iran did too much damage?
>>219847083The only difference is that instead of some fancy scifi gadget it's just a nigger/muzzie with a knife slitting your throat.
>>219847083It won't happen to me
Does this scene play in London, specifically the business district? I visited London a few weeks ago and I couldnt shake the feeling I knew some streets in that district because they looked similar to this scene.
>>219847211This
did some zoomer watch this movie for the first time and decide to post about it every day?
>>219852450It's probably the same fag who posts half the spam topics that are posted every night.
>>219850458it's true, I died in the third of four separate school shootings that happened at my high school
>>219847000>when April Fools jokes go TOO far!
