got her ass
move on
>>219847982FUCKING MUDBLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>219847982Lovegood more like Fucksavage.
>n-none my ancestors lived in Africa
>>219847982i think in the lore muggleborns don't actually spawn from pure muggles but rather from a lineage that once had a squib, a non-magical person born from magical parents
>>219848099They steal into wizarding homes at night and use their muggle contraptions to extract ad steal the magic from defenseless wizarding children, you mean.
Luna is the whitest girl in the series and thus the best.
I’ve watched Harry Potter and I don’t know what any of this shit means
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>>219848223>watching Harry PotterTop kek
why would wearing a deathly hallows symbol in any way be supporting grindlewald?
>>219848290This one's fucking great.
>>219848144I know you liked that centaur cock Umbridge.
>>219848336Grindlewald used it as his personal symbol.Krum has a crashout about it being the wizard swastika.
>>219848418That's because he's not white.
>>219848290>There's a story behind that wordWell then, I guess it's a good thing...*puts on sunglasses* I can't fucking read.
>>219848418so it's like when retards get mad about some business in malaysia or wherever using a swastika because they're dumb and don't realize it exists outside of one dictator
>>219848268>sacrifices himself to save everyone>actually just comes back to life and is perfectly fine some sacrifice
>>219848440>harry yuo not know my great momma haff died in the magical holly?
>>219848452the problem is it's significance as a symbol of hate has far outpaced it's purview as a religious symbol
>>219848543If faggots can reclaim queer and niggers can reclaim that word then I can reclaim whatever symbol I want.
>>219848543not in anywhere where people would actually use it commonly, thoughI'm sure there's more buddhists or whatever the fuck it's from who look at or reference it daily as compared to edgy people in the west
I don't understand any of the twatter pics itt and this fact makes me feel really good. If you do understand it and is over 18 years old, you must get off the internet and start doing things that are more age appropriate.
>>219847982>>219848184>>219848202>>219848230>>219848290Twitterfag shilling his account.
>>219847982>>219848184>>219848268>>219848290These are so nonsensical and long to the absent punchline that they read like a leftie trying to make right wing memes.
>>219848608Harry Potter is the most millennial-coded thing in existence.No fucker in this thread is below the age of 25.
>>219848665Twitter is the most zoomer-coded thing in existence.No fucker in this thread is above the age of 25.
what?
>>219848688twitter is like 20 years old
>>219848688Twitter is quite literally the haunt of middle aged journalist and politics types.
>>219848738Twitterfag spotted. Why do you type all lowercase like an underage girl?
>>219848825And also tranime faggots and niggers.
>>219848869because I've been doing that here for over 20 years don't try to be condescending when your point is that twitter is somehow for zoomersis facebook for zoomers, too? fucking retard
>>219848917You type like an actual underage girl from twitter or tumblr. You deserve to be spoken down to condescendingly. Cope and dilate, queer.
>>219848896All OLD. Regular methuselahs.If a whippersnapper had made this thread it would consist of discord screenshots and the subject matter be racist freddy fazbear.
>>219848543almost nobody cares about nazis or the holocaust. it's exclusively a white thing and whites are 8% of the global population. huge chunks of the world fundamentally don't even get "antisemitism" because to their ears western anti-jew rhetoric sounds like flattery.
>>219848944tumblr also hasn't been a thing "underage" people use for like 15 years, kiddo
>>219848688how does it feel to be so old your understanding of popular culture is off by whole decades?
>>219848917>twitter is like 20 years old>is facebook for zoomers tooNta but false equivalency. Just because something is “old” doesn’t mean it can’t be for zoomers or autists. You can even look here, /v/ is primarily under 21.
>>219848971Keep crying and moving goalposts all you want, you still come across as an actual homosexual by how you type like an underage girl or queer. I don’t make the rules.
>>219848999>>219848971>>219848962>>219848917Someone’s upset that they got made fun of kek
>>219849021Nothing gayer than moaning about someone else's tone, tbqh.
>>219849021>moving the goalpostsno that's you>>219849001yes but if there's like a thread filled with morrowind memes, it probably wouldn't do you any good to sperg out and call everyone underage
>>219848961>nonono the tranime troons and niggers I follow are above 18 I swear to god
>>219849087I never once moved any goalpost, I just keep calling you gay and you keep seething and pointing at other things like morrowind. It’s fucking hilarious
>>219849045yes you lol, that's why you're flailing around crying about typing styles to "strike back" like the npd retard you are. those are by at least 2 different people btw
>>219849068Only person moaning here is the faggot typing like this:ouuahh i love hazbin hotel i post on /co/ and twitter pls dont make fun of twitter or my typing style it makes me sad also i forgot to dilate today so dont piss me off
>>219849116>I keep calling you gayactually you started by calling me underage, then a girl, then gayall of which are acceptable insults to use on people, generally, but not in this context where you think zoomers use twitter more so than millenials for example, which they do notnor do zoomers care that much about harry potter, particularly in comparison to millenialsand this is also true of tumblr
>>219849143>npdsounds like a twitter term desu desu
>>219849143>>219849180Strike back? All I did was call you a girl and gay, must have hit a nail on the head for you to freak the fuck out so hard that you type out autistic paragraphs lmfao
>>219849222take a chill pill, kiddo
>>219849143>npdWhat the fuck does that even mean twittertard
>>219849168Hazbin hotel is a little bit more current than the 90's young adult fiction and bird linkedin you keep associating with teenagers.
>>219849222>all I did was say you must be a nigger because you crossed the border from mexico, stop being madpeople's first reaction would be to correct you for being wrong, not get mad
>>219849242The level of projection is so funny.>im not maaaad take a chill pill urghghg im gonna have to tweet on my personal about this..,.
>>219848627Yes, and? Gonna do something about it, faggot?
>>219849271>all I did was say you’re a niggerKekNigger.
>>219849296guess i’ll tweet about it
>>219849286>projection>"you're underage because you (lists a bunch of things only 30+ year old people tend to do/care about)"sure
>>219847982>>219848184>>219848202>>219848230>>219848268>>219848290So what is this attentionwhore faggot just posting his twitter posts on 4chan then samefagging them?
>>219849342Are you actually homosexual or a femoid? I was just making fun of you but after seeing you rant about being called a girl and “acceptable insults” I’m starting to think you actually are one of the two. Or both.
>>219849193nah it's a psychiatric diagnosis and you are such a stereotypical case anyone who's known one before can clock you within three posts. right now you are experiencing a narcissistic injury from another anon pointing out you were wrong about something and this compulsion you have to bombard him/me with random insults hoping something "sticks" and covers up your own pain is a symptom. i would tell you to see a professional but the truth is nobody in the world knows how to fix this crap so you're just going to be like this until you die.
>>219849359Yeah while an actual faggot loses his goddamn mind over twitter being laughed at lmfao
>>219849382>rantnoand you need to understand that when you start out with "go back to twitter with all the other zoomers, you zoomer!" you've already lostand then in your desperation your next tactic was "you're from tumblr" which is an even less zoomery thingI'm "starting to think" you're 23 years old
>>219849400I’m not surprised you know all about psychiatric diagnoses, a tranny like you is probably obsessed with diagnosing yourself and inserting them in your bio.
>>219848643Agreed. This thread is op's embarassing attempt to plug his floundering twitter account. I'd kms
>>219849400nah frfr nocap lil bro
If I had one wish it would be that anyone who posts on twitter or screencaps a twitter post suddenly goes blind and is cursed to never be able to use the internet again.
>>219848896anime website, go back to sharty troglodyte
>>219849432yes, you're right, i am in fact a giant homo queer tranny and i've cut off my dick and balls and i let niggers fuck my anus and i live in the dumpster and i eat dogshit for breakfast. but do you see how this doesn't actually help you in any way? do you see how you're doing the exact thing i just described, and that you still feel like shit?
>>219848099Where did the magical people come from in the first place?
>>219849359even worseits some reddit potter faggot
>>219847982Muggles had some pretty important wars too you know. On a slightly unrelated note, do you think magic stops an atom bomb?
every queen needs a crown
>>219848230>Neville excitedly pulled a strange glass ball, a bit like a Christmas bauble out of his pocket, and showed it to Harry and Ron.>“It’s a new kind of Dark Detector! My Gran sent it to me. She’s worried about the rising rates of youth hexing incidents. It’s called a melanbrall. It fills up with red smoke when someone violent is nearby! Cool huh?”>“Yeah, that sounds dead useful that.” said Ron, admiring the device in a covetously poor fashion. >“What sounds useful ickle Ronnie-kins? Some kind of beauty cream? You’d better get it in extra-strength”>The twins and Lee Jordan had turned up and sat down next to Harry and his friends. Ron was glaring at Fred, but before he could respond, Lee Jordan had seen the melanbrall. >“Yo blud, what dat is?”>The ball immediately filled with a stormcloud of fiery premonition.>“It’s my new Dark Detector. My Gran go…”>“Dark Detector? Is you being raycis blud? You tink you is funny? Man tink he being funny with thing. BrrrrAT! BrrrrAT”>Fred and George shot each other a “now you’ve done it” look.>Neville’s face flushed with embarrassment.>“No Lee! God I’m sorry that’s not I meant at all. I meant dark magic, like cursed an…”>WHAM>Lee’s first rabbit punch absolutely ragdolled Neville, who began slumping and sliding down underneath the table.>But Lee leapt up, grabbed Neville under the armpits, pulled him off the bench seat and threw him roughly onto the stone floor. Then he began stomping Neville’s head. Again and again. The sounds were sickening. Both Harry and Ron were too scared to say anything, even though they both knew, deep down, Neville had already been dead for a good few kicks.
>>219849843>Draco Malfoy quickly walked by and pocketed the melabrall.>Finally seeing a chance to be courageous, and only having to confront another white kid, Harry reached out and grabbed Malfoy. >“What are you doing Malfoy? That’s Nevilles. Give it back. >Malfoy gestured down to where Lee Jordan was now taking a selfie with Neville’s lifeless corpse, and throwing up gang signs. >“He doesn’t need it anymore Potter. Besides, haven’t you heard about the White Genocide? Scared Potter? Because I am.”>Dean Thomas had come into the hall late for breakfast. (after a night spent with Ginny no doubt, the Monster in Harry’s chest privately agreed with Draco). He saw what Lee Jordan had done and whooped in approval. >Hermione looked up from her copy of the Daily Prophet. >“There’s never been a White Genocide. I read all about how it didn’t happen in Hogwarts a History.”>Later that week, Kingsley Shacklebolt sent Neville’s Gran a fine to be paid on her deceased grandson’s behalf for the non crime hate incident he subjected Lee Jordan to.
>>219849705bombs need impact to activate, so a simple wingardium leviosa would do the trick
>>219849098Feel free to conjure up some nonsensical cope.Next bro will hold forth on why niggers and trannies don't age and telling us to go back to Myspace.
>>219849587You can like some tranime without being gay. But you’re clearly gay.
>>219849600>and that you still feel like shit?Sorry you feel that way kiddo.>>219849843>>219849869No one is reading all that shit.
>>219850002is that sam hyde
>>219849923>types like a woman and/or faggot>knows harry potter loreChecks out.
>>219850284Marinetti really was the Sam Hyde of his age, when you think about it.
>>219849222Malding unc
>>219851262an unc would know that zoomers don't use tumblr
>>219847982I don't understand
>>219852304I think it’s a joke about the Civil War and the Confederate flag
>>219852304Shoulda read the Silmarillion and watched all the gaiden.
>>219848290This is one of the biggest problems when you write magical realism lol if you make a fake slur, then there's no reason the characters who say it wouldn't also say nigger
>>219853548Do people actually get upset at authors when a character in a book uses racial slurs? What am I saying, of course some retards do.
>>219854296There's this way of thinking that zoomers and retards have that, if you write a character doing evil stuff, you are normalizing and condoning it or some shit like that
>>219848099Imagine being a Squib. They should have gotten the Arab slave treatment.
>>219854296It’s a large reason why modern media is so shit. They care altogether too much about what people on social media are saying and have self censored, catered to, and even hired people who think like them instead of mocking them.
>>219853548Draco would absolutely crank that hard r. He has a respect for the classics. Draco would also love all the food and drink based stereotypes, like purple drank and fried chicken. As for Lucius? He’s more elegant, of a bygone age. He’d say mooncricket. He’d refer to a problem as the nigger in the woodpile. Bellatrix is angry and needs something snappy and one syllable she can spit out with venom. She’d say coon. Professor Umbridge is all about optics, and shame based tactics. She would call them porchmonkeys. While Dumbledore absolutely wouldn’t use any anti black slurs by the time Harry knows him, he was racist in his youth. However, his whimsical nature would remain. He would talk about black people’s activities as darkie malarkey. He’d try to play this off as ironic racism, but he would mean it. Later in life Dumbledore would love listening to early jazz records, and pretend that this made him an ally of the black community. Grindlewald strikes me as a stormfront type, and would use animalistic insults, like nigress or niglet. Treating them as vernin. Mad Eye Moody wouldn’t use slurs, but he would know all the racial crime statistics by heart and would not shy from sharing them. Fenrir Greyback would cosy up to black people and appropriate their slang for approval when he couldn’t avoid them, because of his inferiority complex and compulsive need for approval. But he’d intentionally start his werewolf rampages in majority white areas out of fear of contracting some blood borne illness.Teenage Snape would go into unhinged rants about miscegenation, but as an adult teacher he would simply raise one eyebrow, and then praise any black student he encountered for being so articulate.
>>219855123Professor Quirrel would only be able to say nigger if there weren’t black people in the room. Otherwise he’d stutter. Voldemort unironically wouldn’t be racist, and would prefer a wizard straight out of somalia to a filthy white muggleborn like Hermione. However, if you let him know that racial slurs got to you, he would constantly telepathically bombard you with them to give himself a tactical advantage.
>>219848418Lol kinda ironic considering that Bulgaria was part of the Axis. He shouldn't have had a problem with it. t. Bulgarian
>>219854809Oh shit, I forgot Filch. Filch is absolutely racist against black people, but instead of specific slurs, he would mostly target a specific black student with a long series of paranoid accusations. Mostly around the idea they were stealing or trying to move contraband. The word filthy, as in filthy thief, would come up constantly because of the associations that come from his profession.Hagrid would need to get drunk, but he’d mutter darkly about them being wrong uns, and say that the quibbler was the only magazine telling the real story. Viktor Krum would loudly announce that his people had been treated as the niggers of europe, then refuse to elaborate. He would assume this was showing solidarity with the black wizards, and be shocked when they got mad at him.Lockhart would proudly say some of his best friends were black, but no matter how many photos of him smiling with his perfect teeth were printed in the Daily Prophet, it would never be a photo of him next to a black man.Mcgonagall would tell herself tersely that every child deserved a chance whenever a black kid was sorted into Gryffindor. But she would never do that punishment fakeout trick she does with Harry and his white friends. One fuck up, and she’d consider the black kid to be a mischievous golliwog, and never trust them again.
>>219855206Grindelwald actually wanted to prevent WW2
>>219855412Does this mean when Dumbledore eventually finally took him down in their big duel which was meant to happen in Fantastic Beasts 5 that he was fighting to ensure that the holocaust happened, as well as the nuking of hiroshima and nagasaki? What was his argument? He was doing it for the timeline?
>>219847982That's not why he wore the sign howeverAnd his reasoning for wearing it is vindicated in canon
>>219855477Not morally vindicated, just factually. The hallows existed but he only wanted them for evil reasons. Grindlewald is a chump who’s only moment of questionable glory is being less pathetic than Voldemort.
>>219849296he's gonna call you out twitter FAG, half this thread is probably your pathetic samefags and bad posts
>>219855530Sorry I didn't mean Grindelwald. I meant Xenophilius Lovegood, Luna's dad.
>>219849923>bombs need impact to activate>atomic weapons are exploded at altitude for maximum effect>"Look! I cast a leviosa spell to stop the bomb fro---(PIERCING WHITE LIGHT)"Expecto fallout
