WWYD in this situation /tv/?
>>219849329sneeze and fart
>>219849329>full sprint 10 meter and take the first left, full sprint above yards 1000 meter in that direction, then springt up to the right 1000 meter more
>>219849329die, I guess
rape the closest woman
I would listen to what they had to say
Grope women.
>>219849329replace the solenoid
>>219849329I just wouldn't let it phase me. Mind over body, it's not a big deal if you don't make it one. Just walk away and live your life.
>>219849329Be awesome and amazing and live forever because I'm great.
>>219849329
grope tripod
>>219849329Sneeze on it
When I was a kid i thought if i were naked the lasers wouldn't affect me.
>>219849329Climb up one of those gay legs and let those things feel these hands. They'd be runnin back to mars real quick
I would call Nikko Halloran
>>219849836This. Who cares what other people do? It's none of your business. Focus on yourself. You all act like the world owes you something.
>>219850325clothes are not being damaged from lasers. Fully covering yourself would effectively make you immune to tripods if you can dodge their feets.Checkmate, martians
>>219849329Hide in the sewers
>>219849329Get an axe and take out one of the legs
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>>219849329this situation has never occurred, nor will it ever, so your question is moot.
I wouldn't say a single word to them. I'd make a>BWWWWWAUMMMMMURHHHHHHnoise in their general direction. And that's what no one did
>>219849329I’d start raping
>>219849329I know conservatives who build bunkers with supplies "just in case", as if that's not going to last you just a few months.
>BWAAAAAAANyour response?
>>219850804BOOOOORRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>219850804I know this guy who went to bed and pissed his pants at 8 years of age after seeing this bullshit.
>>219850804Coming, Eudora
just do a 360 and walk away
>>219849527it's what nobody did
>>219849329Die, getting instantly zapped to dust sounds pretty painless honestly.
>>219850804we need to go deeper
>>219850723It's happening right now
>>219849329Pull out my dick, waddle with my pants at my ankles and beg someone to suck me till I pee while I twist my biddies lol saying titty time titty time
>>219849329Turn off my radio and enjoy my day off. The ufo psy ops are out of control these days.
>>219849836ThisJust stop looking at the giant murder death robot and don't let it bother you
>>219850804THE VOICE OF THE DEVIL IS HEARD IN OUR LAND