>shhh...did you hear that?
>*brap*
>>219850702>"Must be the wind.">"This is an old house."
>>219850702HEAR WHAT?
>>219851512>exactly...i close the tab, look up the writer and anonymously email them rape threats from various accounts every time this line is uttered in this context
>"olly olly oxen free"
>>219850756That was a duck>*BRAP*>that was a duck>*BRAP*>that was a duck
>>219850702>Down syndrome neighbor kid pops out of the crowd and yells "here we gooo agaaiin!"
>>219850702>what ARE you
>>219851851Hey. Somebody stepped on a duck.And tell the chef this is low grade dog food.
>>219850702>work all day>never feel the need to fart at all>end shift and get into my truck>blast eardrum killing fart after I turn the key everysingletime
