>be Stav, least funny and talented member of the dirtbag left podcast cumtown >Leave the show, strike off on your own >Get the call to be the Joe Rogan of the left >Become mainstream celebrity with a massive podcast and TV/movie roles >Get forgiven for all the racist, sexist, homophobic and transphobic jokes you made for 7 years because you said "haha I was just kidding">Far right and far left see the >Your former cohosts are a shadow of your success and flounder creatively and comedically >You're now Hollywood's go to fat guy Did Stav win?
No. You can stop asking now.
>>219851341Muh left
>>219851341Adum became the voice of a generation and Nick runs a podcast empire behind the scenes with an iron fist.Stav takes call-ins from people trying to rationalize not paying child support.
>>219851341He's still fatHe's still singleBoth things he always desperately wanted to not be
>>219851341>least funny and talented member of the dirtbag left podcast cumtownThat’s clearly Adam. All Adam did was just sit his ass silently and mumble something unfunny once an entire episode but /tv/ projects on the dorkiest guy of the pod
>>219851518I'M CRYIN SENPAI
>>219851341Who? Nobody knows who this is, guy.
Lucky bastard.
>Be the best member of a leftoid podcast>get fucked over by fateWhy does it always happen this way?
>>219851610Wasn’t this the guy who said punch nazis but dressed like a weird baby man
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>>219851518Wasn't he the punching bag of the group? That at least adds to a funny dynamic more than Stav's annoying laugh and saying "dude I would totally fuck her," every time a woman is mentioned. Nick was the only remotely funny one, but even then he got old fast. His one joke was making characters say "im gay."
>>219851341Who is this, Dennis Franz's son?
>>219851674>actually he isn’t the least talented because OTHER PEOPLE were funny at his expenseNo that’s not how that worksBut also Stav bounced off Nick’s bits and added energy. Listening to Nick ramble alone would get extremely tiresome and I’m pretty sure most people would have tuned out
>>219851564Anon, she’s painfully average.
>>219851756For a guy his size that’s the jackpot
Stav probably porks trannies on the dl doesn't he?
>>219851842Only pork he cares about is at the local bbq restaurant
>>219851341>least funny and talented member of the dirtbag left podcast cumtownI don't think this is true.Everything else is on point, but he is genuinely funny and possibly the only funny guy of those leftoids.
>>219851842If he did I don't think he'd hide it.
>>219852974Agreed, Nick Mullen is hugely overrated by cum town fans on this board.
[Hilarious defensive joke about having a parasocial relationship]
Adam’s show is so boring
>>219853271Cum Town fans are total parasocial weirdos. Almost as bad as smiling friends fans on this board.
He got 1 movie role where he played a pedophile calm down
>>219853338Zoomers are just extremely cringe and shameless about exelebs. They grew up watching this shit after all
>>219851514>He's still fat>He's still single>Both things he always desperately wanted to not beHe charismatic to a degree that can't be taught, and he could drop some weight if he really wanted to.It's more like most guys who rip on him desperately want to be as charismatic as him - not necessarily with the same type of humor, but generally that charismatic - and they never will be. This apparently causes a lot of you to get really upset. >>219851842>Stav probably porks trannies on the dl doesn't he?He's definitely a degenerate and not someone who's life is worth envying, but I guarantee you all this extra hatred towards him is from rl spergs who resent his baseline charisma, not his life in general. A lot of zoomers are really neurotic and shy, so they hate this cunt with a vengeance.
>least funnyDid Adam get memory holed?
