Who's the worst
>>219852461Barren xenomorph
Jar jar is way more fleshed out and compelling and actually has an arch, unlike rey
>>219852461Qui Gon
Jar Jar was at least fun to mock
>>219852461Rey ruined star wars.
>>219852461Sequals somehow only got worse with time. Now I genuinely can't think of a single positive thing they did
>>219852461Jar Jar is just weirder Chewie.
>>219852461Jar Jar is worse than Rey but somehow better than Rose.
>>219852461One is very hot character who I want to be dominated by in bed and the other is Rey.
>>219852543Nu wars isnt star wars
>>219852707You're a fucking retard. Jar Jar makes sense as a character. Rey doesnt work on any level.
>>219852461One is a disgusting alien creature with no charisma. The other is Jar Jar
>>219852461Why do we pretend to hate Rey again? She was cute and completely inoffensive. Jar Jar was annoying af.
>>219852956Daisy Ridley is cute.Rey is the central 'hero' of Disney Star Wars who was perfect and earned nothing.Jar Jar was just a random retard alien who was annoying and spoke Dutch for some reason.
>>219852461Glup ShittoFuck that jackass
Ok but what if Jar Jar was a nudist?
>>219852461rey by far, jar jar despite being shitty comic relief at least had soul, rey was just a feminist empowerment fantasy mary sue
>>219853117The Dutch will never recover from this
>>219853281weet ik
>>219852461Daisy Ridley was poorly written but not an obnoxious screen presence unless you developed a pavlovian response from watching obsessive alt-lite sloptubers
>>219852674They proved without question that magic is not for amateurs.
>>219853281I don't think the Dutch care that some weed-addled normgroids :skull: reacted to their culture
>>219853281Good
did not read threadpost the picture of daisy's big plump buttocks
>>219852461REEEEEYYYYY is worse because she's the main character, and the sequels built her up by making the OT's characters pathetic.>Luke's a bitter failure who ran away after he fucked up in an uncharacteristic way>Han's back to being a smuggler who's in trouble with various criminal syndicates>Leia contributes basically nothing and then dies so that Rey can basically sucker-punch Kylo
if I go by the metric of toys I didn't care about having as a kid, I'd say maybe C3PO, princess leia and padme.going by the same metric my favorite characters were stormtroopers and battle droids.
>>219853371their whole culture is being weed-addled porn addicted retards.
>>219854147no it isn't
>>219852461>I bypassed the hero's journey!
>>219853371isn't their country pozzed as fuck
>>219854204it was europes mecca for child prostitution at one point, girls in particular w/ madeira being where people went for boys.
DutchChads... how do we stop winning?
This kills the dutchfag.
>>219852461Jar Jar, at least I can jerk off to porn of Rey.
>>219852502>archrey has flat feet?
>>219852461How is this a debate. My picture is 100% true.
>>219852461Jar Jar isn't even in the top 5 worst characters newfag
>>219852461>stupid gag character that exists only for the lulz and “humor”Vs>the most gigashilled mary sue in fiction who exists only to be the best, the alpha and the omega of the wjole Star Wars setting and confirming herself as the (awful) canon endpoint of the whole storyDunno anon
>>219852461Jar Jar was annoyingRey ruined the franchise
>>219857188JarJar was also a comic relief background character while Rey was the main character of an entire trilogy.
>>219852461Jar Jar only sucks because they pussed out on Darth Jar Jar, solidifying him as just some black dude.
>>219852461Jar Jar was shit, but at least he didn't really do anything to shit on the originals, Rey on the other hand pretty much negates the entire original trilogy
>>219857226You need to have a negative IQ to be entertained by Jar Jar Jar.
>>219852461Jorge Lukas
>>219852461I actually liked Jar Jar because I was a kid back thenRay, on the other hand, killed any hope on the new generation of fans. That's showing, because all SW shit they pulling out nowdays is endless memberslop
>>219852956Daisy Ridley hates Rey btw
Assert your feelings, you know it to be true...This guy has no development. He's a bad guy because "WE SAID HE'S BAD!"I don't care about your fanfic, comic, or offshoot headcannon that tells me about the cottage in the alps where he nursed baby penguins back to health and saved pretty flowers. This character has no depth.We simply have to trust the writers that he was evil.
>>219857861waltuh
>>219857896kek I see it
>>219852502This is true, actually.
>>219852723>>219852912Kek>>219853364Well said.
>>219853117Senator Jar-Jar was an epitome of an ordinary member of parliament.A retard that does not understand nothing, and but is lobbying for some shady laws created by some powerful figures hiding behind the curtain.Something that is happening everyday in modern democracies.
>>219853117>Jar jar managed to get more done in the senate than that fraud Wilders.Lmaoing forever at D*tch "people"
>>219858801Calm down muhamed
>>219852461ITT: prequeltrannies desperately try to pretend that the existence of some fake sequels makes the prequels not SUCK ASS.
>>219852461Between the two? Jar-Jar is less offensive considering he pretty much fucks off and has virtually no major screentime anyway.But realistically, like if I'm picking a real character who I just think is the weakest, I'll probably go with Darth Vader. No, I'm not joking. Anakinfags can get their dicks cut, I'm only really speaking about Darth Vader, as in the main antagonist of the OT.He's great as an intimidating muscle with an air of mysticism, but once the plot devolves toward middle of Empire Strikes Back and his """redemption""" in Return of the Jedi, I check out. I don't buy any of it and the character dies for me soon after his arrival on Cloud City when he starts playing the bitch to Boba Fett/Jabba and concocts some ass backwards plan to carbon freeze Luke for no reason other than the plot needs him to, I'm done with that character and the story in general.Talk about completely neutering a character, and for what? Makes no sense to me. George was smoking some weird shit long before 1999.
>>219859075What are you even talking about? Vader is just an underling to Tarkin in the first movie and ESB is where he turns into a ruthless villain. And he bullies Lando constantly in Cloud City so I really don't understand what's your problem
>>219852461Daisy Ridley can't fucking act and I'm sick of the whole "oh she just had a bad script narrative."
The opposite of love isn't hate; its indifference. People either love or hate Jar-Jar because he elicits either or of those extreme emotions. No one gives a fuck about Rey or even remembers her name, never mind who she is. You can recognize Jar-Jar, even in silhouette. You'd be hard pressed to ask the average person who Rey was.
>>219859132Yeah, he works as Tarkin's muscle, like I said. That continues through Hoth and his first appearance at Cloud City.Then Boba Fett takes an attitude with him and Vader just caves like a pussy, and there's no reason for it other than the suit of armor is just that by this point. There's no actual character or even an archetype behind the mask anymore because the inconsistency makes him nothing more than a plot device, which only gets worse with the aforementioned half-baked carbon freezing subplot, the retarded as fuck revelation at the end, and pretty much his entire portrayal in the sequel.Darth Vader has no character. As evidenced by his continuous portayal by smoothbrains in extended universe productions, like Rogue One and Obi-Wan Kenobi. He can't even get back to being intimidating. He's just a jobber. What a shame.
>>219852461The prequels were retarded but basedSequels are just retarded
>>219859243I would love to smoke a joint with George.
>>219859240>Then Boba Fett takes an attitude with him and Vader just caves like a pussyThis is some far-fetched headcanon, anon. The empire has a symbiotic relationship and makes deals with bounty hunters and gangsters, Vader isn't being anyone's bitch in that sequence.
>>219859322There was at least romance, regardless how awkward, and sexiness in both the original and prequel trilogy.Disney went out of its way to make it the most aromantic, sterile and sexless series of movies from a pair of young leads with zero chemistry beyond it never being mentioned and barely being alluded to. Daisy in the same shitty desert rags for three films that could have been worn by both boys and girls is not arousing in the slightest.Fuck off in all ways you can fuck off, retard.
>>219859269He chokes out a high ranking Imperial official in the first movie for making an observation lmao. That this giant faggot would let some stupid ass lowlife bounty hunter talk smack AND make demands is ridiculous and definitely the beginning of Vader being a bitch. Not to mention the whole reason for the Empire hiring bounty hunters was because Vader himself and his officers sucked at their job. If nothing he should resent them.NOT TO MENTION that there's no fucking way Vader would want anything to do with Jabba considering his personal history with Tatooine, but that's more of an issue with the Prequel writing.Vader is, most definitely, a certified bitch nigga. A whipped little dog with no bite and progressively less bark as the runtime increases.On an unrelated note, but why would the Empire even have a "symbiotic" relationship with anybody in the Outer Rim? I imagine it's just a case of there not being anything worth the effort in absorbing it, but it's not like their activities would necessarily fly in the Galactic Empire. You want to talk about headcanon but you're out here pretending that there's some well-established relationship, or even context that necessitates a relationship, between a fuckhuge Galactic Empire with seemingly infinite resources and some lowlife dipshits at the far end of who gives a shit.They're relegated to the OUTER RIM for a reason, and still are even after the Empire took control of the galaxy.
>>219859405>let some stupid ass lowlife bounty hunter talk smack AND make demandsGood things that doesn't happen in the movie, retard.
>>219852461Jar Jar was deliberately made to be annoying for comedy and was accidentally overtuned. As a character people largely respond appropriately to him being a fucking idiot they’ve been saddled with, and eventually he gets kicked into a position where people think he can’t do any harm yet he pulls it off anyway. He was poorly implemented but as an archetype it’s obvious what he was intended for.Rey is among the most pure Mary Sues ever written. She is functionally free of any intentional flaws, is immediately liked or obsessed over by almost every character she meets with exceptions being treated as wrong if the don’t, any setback she has is intended to make her look good in some way, and any roadblock she faces is immediately moved out of the way for her by someone inexplicably enraptured by her.Rey is a contender for the worst character in mainstream film, let alone star wars.
>>219852461People only like JarJar ironically and Rey was great in Last Jedi so…
>>219852461Ironically, the way Rey is written throughout her trilogy feels like an actual child wrote it even more so than Jar Jar's writing
>>219852461HoldoWorst character and worst plotline.
>>219852461Rose Tico
>>219852461Rey easily. Jar Jar is annoying, but Rey is the mary sue replacement for the old characters that got treated like shit and thrown away.
>>219854202kek
These are the ones I remember currently RoseAhsokaReyHuxPhasmaHoldoRobot from SoloSnokeBiker gang from Boba FettCast of RebelsPrefer Jar Jar over all of them
>>219852833Jar jar could have been removed from the film and nothing would have changed.
>>219855593These two characters in particular represent peak late 2010s woke era
>>219852461Your question proceeds from an incorrect premise. Neither of these characters is from Star Wars. Must be some non canon fanfic or something.
>>219861460Without jarjar palpatine doesnt get executive emergency powers.
I used to have a jar jar plush and I would pretend his ears were the long hair of the girl I liked and I'd look at the sex hotline ads in PLAY magazine and hump the shit out of him
>>219863427trvke
>>219861460Jar Jar leads Obi Wan and Qui Gon to Boss Nass who gives them a ship to travel to Theed to rescue Amidala.
>>219854441The tulip bubble is consistently over exaggerated by midwits trying to sound smart when talking about the economy.
>>219857421He was obviously intended to be a comic relief character, but that doesn't mean he was a GOOD comic relief character.
>>219853281WAT NOU ?
>>219863472>Retard is the key.
>>219852461Rey x Jar-Jar rule34
>>219863521Which wouldn't have been necessary if they didn't just hop on a random enemy ship not knowing its coordinates and if the enemy ship didn't land on the opposite side of the planet of the city it was invading.
>>219852461Rey.Hands down.Jar Jar was a fuck up from the start.No one pretended that Jar Jar was a savior.He was just a dipshit that happened to be funny every now and then.Rey was stronk female god that you have to worship despite her never doing anything that wasn't an asspull to make her look good.
>>219852461I bet Gungans could suck dick like fucking pros with that fat lips and long tongue.
>>219852461Definitely Rey. She ruined three movies, Jar Jar only ruined one.
>>219852502Unironically true. He was going to have even more of one but George actually listens to criticism so when Jar Jar wasn't well received he still cut a lot of planned story for him too and yet Jar Jar STILL had more of a presence in the franchise than Mary Sue McCasting Couch.
>>219852461Unironically the bitch. At least you can make fun of Jar Jar. I don't even want to think about the new movies, let alone make fun of them
>>219852461I still don't get why they picked such a character vacuum for their main character.
>>219855593If so, then americans were right to do so.
>>219863483
>>219855570she could crack my shellfish if you know what I mean
>>219852461women ruined star wars.
>>219865375
>>219852956Bitch killed Chewie.
>>219854095Holy faggotry
>>219865599Why didnt Finn shoot Kylo Ren?? Kylo sliced him up in the first movie, and Finn just stand there not helping out Rey? Fucking idiot.
>>219865375>>219865527>"I remember Kathy came into the room with her steno pad and her pencil, and she was horrible at taking notes," Spielberg recalls. "She was terrible, and didn't know how to do it very well. But what she did know how to do was interrupt somebody in midsentence. We'd be pitching ideas back and forth, and Kathy — who was supposed to be writing these ideas down — suddenly put her pencil down and would say something like, 'What if he didn't get the girl, but instead he got the dog?' "
>>219852461She isn't a Star Wars character, she is a Disney Wars character. Doesn't count.Worst Star Wars character I think is Jango Fett.
>>219866128Jango's based.Boba's voice being redubbed to have Jango's for Empire; THAT was stupid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9N4tE8gqIQ
>>219865735She sounds based ngl
>>219853977To be fair they were going to have Leia girlboss all over the place, but Fisher died on them.
>>219852502>ArchAre you indian?
>>219867412I get what you mean, and Jango without his connection to Boba is based. Its the whole Boba aspect that I don't like him for, if that makes sense.
>>219865735God, it sounds like trying to have a serious conversation with The Swedish Chef>"Okay, we got this sequence where the alien ship is pursuing the heroes while its crew is despeately trying to put out a fire on board so we need this storyboarded and the pyro department of the effects team to be on board and--">"HURRRN DE BORKBORKBORK UNT DERRR DO DA FLIPPITY FLOOPING?!?!">*sigh* S-sure, Kath..."
Stop bullying Rey
>>219852461Holdo is hands down the worst Star Wars character ever made.
>>219868079Every character from the ST are all equally trash. Phasma was literally just a shiny stormtrooper, Rose was just a whiney asian that didn't know how to drive or park and Holdo was an idiot that didn't explain he plan to anyone in her crew and got surprised when a mutiny formed against her
>>219852723You laugh, but there's someone with a dug OC called Paschayek, he keeps commissioning her getting dommed by Jar Jar
>>219865735>'What if he didn't get the girl, but instead he got the dog?'my face when not a SINGLE star wars fanboy has EVER successfully refuted this
>>219855593I almost walked out of The Last Jedi. Only reason I didnt is because my ride home said he was going to stay.
>>219855593
>>219871306Han already had the dog you retard.Chewie was with him for years before Ep4.Wait, you want Luke to fuck his sister?Are you jewish?
>>219871306Disney bought Star Wars for $4 billion, lolDo you think under the last 11 years of KKs control SW is>still worth $4 billion>Worth MORE than $4 billion>Worth LESS than $4 billion(if someone else wanted to buy it)
>>219872022AYO DATS RAYCISS 'N SHIET
>>219861380>Robot from SoloFuck hell, forgot about this cringe
Luke is the worst character in Star Wars. Stale actor, structured hero's journey, Han and Leia are best when he's not around, his biggest character arc was with a fucking puppet
>>219852461rey should have been more quirky. she should have interjected 'meep!' frequently. get people riled up
>>219872887MEEP! MEEP!
>>219872159Mark hamill is a shit actor. Had an attractive face for the 80s and thats it. Fair play though, made bank.
>>219852502yup
>>219871132Sounds based
>>219852956It's more that the sequels in total are absolute dogshit so she takes the majority of the flack because her character is the lead role. They're offensively forgettable.
>>219854204It was the place where the Jews started their satanic banking empire before it moved to the UK and then US.
>>219872887It would have riled people up more if she'd been naked through the whole movie.
>>219852461Anakin, probably. Not Darth Vader, prequel Anakin. His writing is a complete mess, and the whole universe bends backwards to not call him out for it and instead treat him like a sensible human being.
>>219872022They ruined Lia because of this. Never forget.
>>219852502>>219855593based
