What would your special vampire power be?
>>219855443Knockout farts.
I would turn into a horde of scabby rats with rabies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKNZdMfp8LYI can create an infinity castle
>>219855443Getting on my piss into the toilet.
>power to make people hear bad My Chemical Romance covers in their heads
Schizo precognizance
I'd have the power to make movies im in good and not gay.
>>219855704>Can know everytime you remembered going to the bathroom
>>219855758bertram is a nos not a malk dummy
I have the power to have all the powers I want.
>>219855443Being really nice to people. :)
My special vampire power would be to be able to cook the right meal for anyone at any given time. Nutritional needs, emotional needs. More fiber? Rice and beans. Life feeling dull? Throw some chiles and pickle juice in there. Depressed? Grilled cheese.
>>219856186But that's not a special vampire power - that's a human power you're already using. :3
>>219855980>PROTECT MY BALLS
Impregnate every tranny that blocks my path
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/main
I'd have THE power.
>>219855443Bella already has my ideal power in a world full of people with random powers.
>>219855443Being really good at pre-2012 video games. Like speedrun world record good.
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>>219855471wait... am I a vampire?
>>219855443I would be able to hypnotize obese black women into buying 2003 Nissan Altimas with body damage at a 140% interest rate.