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What are your favorite Steven Seagal flicks?
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Under Seige is the only one I can stomach, mostly because he's locked in a freezer for most of the film.
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Out For Justice is gigakino.
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Under Siege, Out for Justice, and Exit Wounds.
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>>219862622
what's that stuff on her face?
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sauce?
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>>219862956
Frosting? There's a cake right next to her, retard
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>>219862622
RIP Yurizan, you were my favorite.
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>>219862622
I don't get it
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>>219863119
>I'M FOOOKIN COOK!!!
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>>219862622
She killed herself btw. Anyway her bang bus scene is her best scene. Also why don't movies make more Steven Seagal parodies?
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>>219863236
>why don't movies make more Steven Seagal parodies?
It's too easy.
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>>219863228
doesn't he get brain damage and become retarded or something? its been a while since I watched that shit
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>>219863270
And? Are movies really that complicated? Are you trying to tell me the people making them are trying to make their jobs harder?
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>>219863119
He's the cook
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>>219862622
Exit Wounds is the only movie of his I remember being an actually good movie.
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>>219863315
Most of Seagal's movies are borderline parody to begin with.
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>>219863236
I loved it when she grew a fat little belly, although her tits always looked kinda weird to me. Someone must have given her a botched tit job because the last video she ever made looked like a cartel kidnapping and she looks terrible and miserable. Sad way to go, my penis cries for her.
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>>219862743
get my pies out of the oven
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>>219862622
Don't care greatly, although I've wasted quite a lot of time wondering if Marco Banderas actually means to be as funny as he is in - well - just about everything,



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