What are your favorite Steven Seagal flicks?
Under Seige is the only one I can stomach, mostly because he's locked in a freezer for most of the film.
Out For Justice is gigakino.
Under Siege, Out for Justice, and Exit Wounds.
>>219862622what's that stuff on her face?
sauce?
>>219862956Frosting? There's a cake right next to her, retard
>>219862622RIP Yurizan, you were my favorite.
>>219862622I don't get it
>>219863119>I'M FOOOKIN COOK!!!
>>219862622She killed herself btw. Anyway her bang bus scene is her best scene. Also why don't movies make more Steven Seagal parodies?
>>219863236>why don't movies make more Steven Seagal parodies?It's too easy.
>>219863228doesn't he get brain damage and become retarded or something? its been a while since I watched that shit
>>219863270And? Are movies really that complicated? Are you trying to tell me the people making them are trying to make their jobs harder?
>>219863119He's the cook
>>219862622Exit Wounds is the only movie of his I remember being an actually good movie.
>>219863315Most of Seagal's movies are borderline parody to begin with.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>219863236I loved it when she grew a fat little belly, although her tits always looked kinda weird to me. Someone must have given her a botched tit job because the last video she ever made looked like a cartel kidnapping and she looks terrible and miserable. Sad way to go, my penis cries for her.
>>219862743get my pies out of the oven
>>219862622Don't care greatly, although I've wasted quite a lot of time wondering if Marco Banderas actually means to be as funny as he is in - well - just about everything,