Hello?
This is matrix technical suppoht my nehm is Donald.
>Dorsia?
>>219863230>Is it me you're looking for?
Lay down the phone.
>>219863230Who is this?
Should I watch Phone Booth? I have it on my backlog.
he bought?
>>219863559I don't know I saw that at least 5 times ages ago for some reason and enjoyed it each time. But that was long ago.
It's the Big Bopper here!
>>219863230IS THIS THE COCK SUCKER RESIDENCE?!?!
>>219863230Gooday sar i am calling from norrton antivirus
>>219863230
Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
Extra large!
>>219863399>Merowingian? On a Friday night? How'd he swing that?
Moshi moshi Neo-desu~
>>219865052And a clean pair of shorts
Do you know anything about cans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB9Mi_hf7og
>>219866961How come his control of the Matrix in Reloaded seemed limited to just flying and some light telekinesis? The implication in the first film was that he would have no limits as far as his control of the simulation and we'd barely seen anything.
>>219867135he doesn't really have any controlhe can defy the law still he's part of the system and the system evolves with the anomaly as the anomaly interacts within
>>219867135>>219867344The actual reason is the first film was designed to be standalone
>>219867360that said the world-building was intentionally deep and left room for expansion
>>219867455I'm sure it was, but he's still blatantly toned down in Reloaded compared to the first film's implications
>>219867526Can you not fucking understand words? Their sequels were not guaranteed. They had story for three movies but if that deal fell through, it needed to be able to stand on its own. Read, dummy.
I love the whole trilogy unapologetically.
>>219867526the irony in what you're sayingreload+revolution which it's basically one sequel split in halfit's literally the first movie but more of it like on steroidsit's literally what the people wanted to seethe issue is it showed how the most people didn't even get the first movie that's the thing
>>219863230Moshi-moshi, Neo-kun?
>>219863697Oh hey. Just wanna confirm that flight you booked.
>>219867603I love Reloaded. The last one kinda lost me
>>219869031They both lost me in places on my first watch but I enjoy them a lot more since they've had a few more spins. They're just fucking cool, entertaining films to me.
>>219867937> No this is Patrick.
>>219868975>>219863697Yes I've chartered you a public flight, Mr. Bopper, Pan American, first class, on the house, much more enjoyable than those tiny private planes those scam artists are always advertising. Enjoy your long and fruitful career and life.>return to time capsule, find it was only one way, oh well, at least I can afford a big house easily, then remember I'll still be draft age when 'Nam kicks off>Darn it.
>>219867603>>219869232What's funny is it's more five movies in one. There is no joke almost two hours of extra story, movie footage, and character interactions in Enter the Matrix which explains a ton of scenes in Matrix Reloaded. Every time you watch something in reloaded and think it was a little weird and short, well it is expanded way more in that game. And even the beginning is explained in Final Flight of the Osiris from Animatrix. If you just watch the Trilogy, you miss out on a bunch. Wachowskis went all out for this, but it's gotten pretty jumbled after all these years since that game is very dated.
>>219869395>Enter the MatrixWhat a janky mess. I loved that game so much
>>219863230Sorry. I was trying to call my mom.
>>219869318>Well, better warn those folks about the whole Manson thing>revs up car stolen from James Dean
>No, anon. That was a one time thing.
>>219869421It's just shocking how much movie footage is in it. Niobe and ghost meet the Oracle, they meet the Merovingian and Persephone, they fight the twins, kill the vampires with stakes, try to rescue the keymaker, etc. They even run into the train man and he says he watched Zion be destroyed last time and it only took 72 hours. And that whole power plant attack at the end of Reloaded. Like Wachowskis really should have released a director's cut of the movie with all this stuff in there.
>>219869749Absolutely based.
>>219863428
>"Mach? Hey, MACH! Did you hear Kevin Nash got raped, brother?"
>"Oooooh yeah, Hogan! That happened way back in 1992, dig it?! A bunch of Kamala's snapped into his Slim Jim, OOOOOOH YeeeeeAAAAHH!!"
>>219871110>>219871133Fucking kek
>>219863230FRANK RIZZO. OPEN UP YA FUCKIN' EARS, JACKASS!
Activate it.
>>219863399Checked
>>219867603Yup, just wish they didnt wear glasses 24/7 same shit happened in terminator 2. Its weird how flanderized sequels are.
>>219871547a rare jerky boys post. i appreciate that
>>219871110>>219871133>Kevin Nash was raped in 1992....
>>219867610>it's literally the first movie but more of it like on steroids
>>219865371My boyfriend say this
benis :DD
>>219863559>VOOODOOOO ON YOUDOOOO MOTHAFUCKA FROM BIG Q TA BIG STEEWWWW>IMA GANGSTA I DON'T GOTTA BE REASONABLE AIIIGHT??yes absoultely, i fucking love that movie
>>219867937No, this is Liam Nii-san.
spik
>>219871569Shut it down.
>>219863230HELLO! I WAS WAITING FOR YOUR CALL!
>>219863230WAZZUP
>>219863230*RING RING*
>>219875001Kek. Back in the day, our local phone lines had this odd quirk where if you were the person that placed the call, the line could take upwards of ten minutes to finally disconnect. Me and my buddies used to treat it as a form of entertainment. We’d pick names out of the phone book and go fishing for people it was easy to get a rise out of. Once we found them, we’d write the number down and call them from a payphone next time we were out. We got this one guy who threatened to call the cops on us and that’s when one of my friends dropped that phone trick on us. We called the dumbass back from a payphone and got him reeeeeally riled up. Then we hung on the line and every time he’d try to disconnect to call the cops, we’d be right there. Our guy was driving him crazy by just saying “penis” every time he picked back up. I think we dropped at least two dollars in quarters into that payphone just to keep listening to him lose his shit. Quite possibly the best two dollars I ever spent.
Banana phone?
>>219875896if a spinosaurus calls you is it rude to ignore the call? not really too much to talk about
>>219876250extremely rude. If you don't answer, it will track you down and eat you for such an insult.
Operator?
>>219863230Yes, This is dog.
>>219863230Yes.
>>219863230Hold on a sec, I'll call you back...
>>219876533
>Mhm
>Has anyone answered yet?>No! Nobody will answer their damn phones!
>>219876250Spinosaurus is a severe grudge holder, better not risk annoying it. It'll never let it go if it feels it was insulted or disrespected, it's no matter if you're a morsel or a meal.
>>219863230Salut
>>219876366>gets hit by a plane propeller, resulting in a mild cut>follows the tiny humans responsible all over the island in a frothing rage, even ignoring large meals handed to him on a platterAre all of his species like this or is it just him?
>>219863230wut r u doing wit my daughter?
Fiona here, what the hell do you want?
>>219875899You guys were breaking the matrix’s illusion of control over you right then and there. Society wants you to think you can’t spend 10 minutes repeating the word ‘penis’ to someone, it’s what they tell you all day in school. But you actually can. Ironically, the guy you were bothering was agent maxxing. NOOOO YOU CAN’T SAY THAT WORD.Anyway I hope you all grew up and used your free will more productively, instead of just shitposting.
>>219863230open the door
>>219867610>it's literally what the people wanted to seeIt was boring nonsensical trash.
>>219878425low iq brainlet still seething they can't understand kino kek
>>219877520All the dinosaurs in those movies did that. Ignore entire herds of animals to hunt a few tiny humans.
>>219878552>All the dinosaurs in those moviesNot at all. The T-Rex in the first movie gives up after it can't catch up to the jeep and leaves to go hunt some gallimimus, while it's a looming threat they hear a few times it's not following them around, and it doesn't even notice the humans in the climax, it's just killing the raptors. It's pretty animalistic. The Spino in III gets weirdly fixated on the humans like he's got a petty grudge cos they clipped him with the plane, or he's just bizarrely sadistic. Like when he just stands in the distance glaring at them waiting for them to notice him like he wants to spook them first before he chases them. It kinda works in the moment but it's pretty goofy if you think about it.
>>219878907Spino had clearly just walked out of the woods after a nap or a sex and I like to think the camera just happened to pan at the perfect time and it was comedic the way life sometimes can be in situations of life and death.
>>219877641Kek thanks. Sometimes we use our powers for good.
>>219878907Well, animals are like people. Some of them are just jerks.
>>219880711Creepy
>>219867526Yep. I remember being disappointed when I first saw Reloaded because of this.There's some early scene where Neo fights some agents and they block one of his moves and he goes "Huh, upgrades" and that's about all the explanation we get. Bit of a letdown.
>>219880711 Neo, you must escape this....Dark City!
>habla
>>219863230Hi, John Wick...here...who's...speaking?
It's me, Xochitl, do you have any red carpet events on soon?
>>219863230I, one. Neo is an anagram of one. You imbecile.
I don't watch movies Unc
>MY REFRIGERATOR IS RUNNING!!! STOP TELL ME TO CATCH IT!!
Black bastard?
Moshi moshi
Shalom
>>219875899Doing God's work
>>219880711Kids these days don't know how fucking cool flip phones and slidey ones were back in the day
